Рик, Морт, Злой

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{\an8}I'm almost done

collecting Citadel wreckage.

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{\an8}I am calm.

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{\an8}Your fidget spinning has

a passive aggressiveness to it.

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{\an8}I can be calm and bored.

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{\an8}Y-You're a million years late

on that thing anyways.

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{\an8}Didn't the Egyptians

invent those?

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{\an8}Fashion's cyclical, babe.

I'm retro.

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{\an8}- Ah!

- Ah, fuck!

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{\an8}Shit! H-Hang on, we got to

find a place to land.

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Whoa,

there's people living here?

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Are they refugees?

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{\an8}Clones. Bio-trash.

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{\an8}I-I thought everyone got sucked

back to their reality of origin.

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{\an8}- That happened, right?

- Exactly.

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{\an8}The Citadel was basically

a factory farm for spare bodies.

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{\an8}That portal reset sucked

'em all back.

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{\an8}Oh.

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{\an8}W-We don't want

to stop here.

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{\an8}This is the, uh,

Morty part of town,

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{\an8}if you know what

I'm saying.

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{\an8}Let's touch down

over there.

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Alright, Morty,

grab the sealant.

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{\an8}I'll make this quick.

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{\an8}Damn, this is nice corn.

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{\an8}Thank you.

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{\an8}Whoa! Alright.

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{\an8}Uh, take it easy,

old-timer.

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{\an8}I've heard about loners

like this, Morty.

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{\an8}What are you doing

on my land?

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{\an8}Trying to leave it

as quickly as possible.

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{\an8}- Leave faster.

- Jesus.

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{\an8}I was fixing it

when you cocked the gun.

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{\an8}See? Done.

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{\an8}- Fuckin' hillbilly.

- What's that guy's deal?

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{\an8}Morty, I can't imagine anything

worse than having to know.

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{\an8}♪ My whole Saturday

and Sunday, too ♪

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{\an8}♪ I was thinking

about ways not to lose ♪

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{\an8}♪ I lay down my weapons

is what I've done ♪

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{\an8}♪ Too late to hide,

feet too soft to run ♪

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{\an8}♪ But people say

I'm the luckiest man ♪

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We're closed.

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G-g-get the fuck

out of here.

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Sorry he says

that every time you come in.

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Mm-hmm.

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Widgets,

gidgets, fertilizer.

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Hey, hey, Doc,

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did we, uh, salvage

any more of those processors?

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We-- we did.

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But they're

on a pretty high shelf.

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Which I...

uh, will reach.

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Come on.

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Mortys, huh?

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You're the worst.

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Aaah!

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Oh.

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Riiiiiicks!

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- Get over here!

- Aah!

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Got one!

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It's the jackpot, boys!

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Time to round up some stock!

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Gotcha!

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I got you. That's right!

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Aaah!

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Boss, look what we got.

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Are-- are you one of us?

Did we have an overalls guy?

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Just tryin' to leave

with my stuff.

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Wait, you live

around here?

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We don't need to get

acquainted. Aah!

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Got that right,

motherfucker!

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Yeah! We got no code!

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Yeah!

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Burn it all down, boys!

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You crack that

gene-lock yet?

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Boss is getting antsy.

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This is the one.

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Aah, no! Oh, God!

Aaah!

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Aw, fiddlesticks!

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What a haul.

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The ship smells

like Morty farts now.

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- Where's my money?

- Oddjob Rick, take him upstairs.

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You like football?

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What?

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Just making

small talk.

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Long elevator.

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Well nawh.

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My associates here tell me

you rustled up quite the score.

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Oddjob? Your uh,

normal job, please.

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I can monologue while we wait.

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You ever wonder

why I'm an overweight

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Southern railroad baron?

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See, I was cloned to be the

mascot of a Citadel gumbo chain.

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Get yo mouth round it!

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But Big Rick's

Gumbo Hutch is trash now.

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Whole Citadel is trash now.

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And there ain't no

pecking order amongst the trash.

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What a utopia.

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It will be,

once I have

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the requisite Mowty's.

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We can all be kings here,

mistuh traffickuh.

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Good luck with that.

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Don't go spending it all

in one place nawh!

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Filthy degenerate.

No accent at awl.

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Oh, fuck.

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Fuck!

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Fuck!

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Fuck!

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Ow!

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Shh!

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What the fuck?!

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I-I-It was his idea!

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Don't hurt us!

I'm not a real doctor!

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What are you doing here?

Get the fuck out of my car!

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We're coming with you

to rescue our friends.

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I'm not going to rescue

your friends.

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I'm going to kill those guys

who stole my shit.

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Yeah, exactly,

it's the same guys.

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It is the same guys.

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Flush us into space

or keep driving.

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Fuckin' Mortys.

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Hey man, you're the one

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who built this truck

with a back seat.

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If you die, you die.

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Ha ha. Wow.

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B-B-Back on an adventure

w-w-with-- with-- with a Rick.

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Close your eyes,

and it's like nothing changed.

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Some change is good.

We had our own town, man.

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We were free.

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Hey, ya know,

my-- my Rick wasn't so bad.

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Used to take me and Summer

to the park.

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No, he didn't.

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I have the same memory.

It's fabricated.

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"Taking me and Summer

to the park."

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A new Citadel?

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You Ricks don't have

many original ideas, do you?

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And you're the arbiter

of taste?

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Cool haircut.

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Stay out of my way.

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Stay out of mine.

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Ooh-whee!

Almost enough for a jump!

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I'm gonna head to a reality

where no one has facial hair.

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In the land of the blind...

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When I get my hop,

I'm off to a dimension

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- where racism is cool.

- Idiots.

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You got to have bigger plans

than one jump.

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Oh, yeah?

And what's your big plan?

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You mean

after I teabag your mom?

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Don't even have a mom.

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Come on,

gimme a six!

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Damnit!

That's not six!

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Where's your boss?

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Up your butt

and around the corner.

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That's where this

barrel is going

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if you don't

start talking.

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Up your butt?

Or my butt?

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Gimme back my friends!

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Jesus, man!

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Whoa, whoa!

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Where are they?!

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They're with his stuff!

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A-at the center

of this new Citadel. Help!

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Morty-whipped

son of a bitch!

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Aaah!

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Get off me,

you little shit!

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Doc!

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All we did

was shoot you, man!

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Y-You can't take that

personally!

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If we bite it here,

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y-you were always

a good customer.

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Yeah. You always...

had exact change.

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Ugh. Ready?

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Shit!

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T-They got me,

Arcade Morty.

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I'm-- I'm dyin'.

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It's gonna be okay.

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I-I know a doctor.

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Oh, ha.

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Hope I bleed out before

I have to burn to death.

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No medical degree,

but I've read enough

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to know one's an okay death

and one is terrible.

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Flames aren't getting

any closer.

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Looks like it'll definitely be

the bleeding out one.

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Phew.

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Ah!

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Bye, pal.

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Off to the big Med School

in the sky.

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Hey! Hey!

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Ow!

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Sorry, they make me do this

to bully me.

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Hoof shaming.

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To clarify, I'm sorry

about the needle prick.

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Overall, I agree

with what they're doing here.

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A-Arcade Morty?

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Shhh.

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Rich-ard San-chez.

When my associates here told me

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that strange little Mowty Town

had themselves a Pet Rick

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with a farm full

of cloning equipment,

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my interest was piqued.

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Cloning equipment?

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You see what we have

here, gentalmyan,

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is a prince,

in the guise of a pawpuh.

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Why, not only is this little

henley boy not a clone,

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he's also

the Citadel's former

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Head of

Mowty Replication.

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A Morty cloning

scientist?

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The best Mawty cloning

scientist.

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And from the looks

of these boys,

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he's still got it.

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Rishard, Rishard.

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And I thought I loved my job.

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This-- this is such

a head fuck!

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Break out

the bubbly, boys!

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My Citadel is a go.

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Get yo mouth round it.

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That place had

good curly fries.

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Oh, ya been there?

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So you're not

even a clone?

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What the fuck are

you doing with your life?

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I don't belong

anywhere else, kid.

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You don't want to be

an evil Citadel guy,

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so instead, you live next

to a bunch of cloned Mortys

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on an asteroid?

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Wow, you're so different.

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I never said I was a good guy!

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I-I hate you!

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Aw, now, that ain't no way

to talk to your paw.

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This is.

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Non-clone piece

of sheeyat.

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Now, we don't need to be

so unpleasant with each other.

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I'd love to offer you

your old job back.

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I'll take it.

Hit the switch.

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- Don't do it!

- Shut up.

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Kid's right.

I'm no better than any of you.

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I'm just self-loathing

about it.

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See there?

I told you he was good beef!

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Alright now, think

that's large enough.

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Morty!

Get us out of here!

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I'm coming!

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Mortys, with me!

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Kill that abominascion!

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So, deep down,

you super love Mortys?

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Not really.

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I'm just really good

at making you.

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I mean, look how

you turned out.

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Don't give

yourself credit!

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Wait, Rick.

What are you doing?

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Not giving myself credit.

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Go make some memories

that aren't fabricated.

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Rick!

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Hyah!

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♪ Ooh, these ♪

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♪ Little earthquakes ♪

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♪ Doesn't take much

to rip us into pieces ♪

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♪ Doesn't take much to

rip us into pieces ♪

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♪ I can't reach you ♪

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♪ I can't reach you ♪

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Aaah!

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- ♪ I can't reach you ♪

- Oh, come on naw!

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♪ I can't reach you,

can't reach you ♪

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Well, now that's a very

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expensive elevator ride

you just took.

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My plans were always bigger

than one jump.

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No need for that.

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Drop the accent.

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Whatever you say, man.

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That's your real voice?

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Ah! Shit!

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A desk gun?!

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An eskr-twar weapyion.

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♪ Give me life, give me pain ♪

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♪ Give me myself again ♪

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♪ Give me life,

give me pain ♪

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♪ Give me my,

give me myself again ♪

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Aah!

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Aaaah!

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Aaah!

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You certainly are a burr

in my saddle.

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- You're a joke.

- I'm whatever I want to be.

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That's the freedom of life

as a clone.

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You wouldn't know.

Someone made you with sex,

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all those sweaty parts

and nipply bits.

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You disgust me.

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It's over, man.

Your dream's about to be gumbo.

00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:31,008

Get yo mouth round it.

00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:33,511

You... know me?

00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:35,888

F-f-father?

00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:37,473

Oh. Oh, no, no.

00:17:37,474 --> 00:17:39,141

You're under the delusion

of something called

00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:41,310

the auteur myth.

00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:44,354

Truth is, any big project

is made in collaboration,

00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:46,064

lots of delegating.

00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:49,067

I sort of... gave notes.

00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,153

I don't want

to hear this!

00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:54,156

Good news.

You don't have to.

00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:56,408

Au revoir, son.

00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:59,037

You wretch!

00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:16,179

Maybe he survived it?

00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:20,390

What do we do now?

Go home?

00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:23,644

We decide where home is.

For each of us.

00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:27,481

That old Homesteader wanted us

to make memories for ourselves.

00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:31,568

No Morty towns, or Citadels,

or huddling together.

00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:33,821

It's time to grow up.

00:19:01,516 --> 00:19:03,267

Deal me in.

00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:47,144

Hey, uh, is your--

is your Rick around?

00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:49,438

I-I think my Morty dropped

his fidget spinner down here.

00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:51,523

I'm telling you,

I checked everywhere else.

00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:54,192

Morty, I swear to God if I check

between the seats of our car--

00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,279

I checked between

the seats!

00:19:57,906 --> 00:19:59,656

Oh, shit, Morty.

Check it out.

00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:01,033

I think this little dude

killed his Rick.

00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:02,576

You really think so?

00:20:02,577 --> 00:20:04,036

Yeah, look,

there's a grave.

00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:05,829

He buried him out front

as a warning.

00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:07,497

Damn. Ice cold.

00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:09,750

Is that

a second, smaller grave?

00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:11,293

Burnt down

his house, too.

00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:12,836

Starting to think we

should've stuck around.

00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:14,171

Jesus Christ.

I-I didn't kill--

00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:15,672

Found it!

00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:17,257

I told you I checked

between the seats!

00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:18,967

When you're right,

you're right, Morty!

00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:20,677

Told you,

I admit that kind of stuff now.

00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:22,804

{\an8}And I can admit you're

right about that, Rick!

00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:24,474

{\an8}You're really changing!

00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:29,519

Assholes.

00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:21,280

Did you get any of that?

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{\an8}♪

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[ Electricity crackles ]

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[ Metal clanging ]

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{\an8}[ Yawns ]

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{\an8}Calm down, Morty,

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{\an8}I'm almost done

collecting Citadel wreckage.

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{\an8}I am calm.

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{\an8}Your fidget spinning has

a passive aggressiveness to it.

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{\an8}I can be calm and bored.

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{\an8}Y-You're a million years late

on that thing anyways.

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{\an8}Didn't the Egyptians

invent those?

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{\an8}Fashion's cyclical, babe.

I'm retro.

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{\an8}- Ah!

- Ah, fuck!

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{\an8}Shit! H-Hang on, we got to

find a place to land.

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Whoa,

there's people living here?

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Are they refugees?

00:01:08,152 --> 00:01:10,028

{\an8}Clones. Bio-trash.

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{\an8}I-I thought everyone got sucked

back to their reality of origin.

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{\an8}- That happened, right?

- Exactly.

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{\an8}The Citadel was basically

a factory farm for spare bodies.

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{\an8}That portal reset sucked

'em all back.

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{\an8}Oh.

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{\an8}W-We don't want

to stop here.

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{\an8}This is the, uh,

Morty part of town,

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{\an8}if you know what

I'm saying.

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{\an8}Let's touch down

over there.

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Alright, Morty,

grab the sealant.

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{\an8}I'll make this quick.

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{\an8}Damn, this is nice corn.

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{\an8}Thank you.

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{\an8}Whoa! Alright.

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{\an8}Uh, take it easy,

old-timer.

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{\an8}I've heard about loners

like this, Morty.

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{\an8}What are you doing

on my land?

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{\an8}Trying to leave it

as quickly as possible.

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{\an8}- Leave faster.

- Jesus.

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{\an8}I was fixing it

when you cocked the gun.

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{\an8}See? Done.

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{\an8}- Fuckin' hillbilly.

- What's that guy's deal?

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{\an8}Morty, I can't imagine anything

worse than having to know.

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{\an8}[ Snorting ]

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{\an8}[ Sneezes ]

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{\an8}[ Beeping, whirring ]

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{\an8}♪ My whole Saturday

and Sunday, too ♪

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{\an8}♪ I was thinking

about ways not to lose ♪

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{\an8}♪ I lay down my weapons

is what I've done ♪

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{\an8}♪ Too late to hide,

feet too soft to run ♪

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{\an8}♪ But people say

I'm the luckiest man ♪

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We're closed.

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G-g-get the fuck

out of here.

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Sorry he says

that every time you come in.

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Mm-hmm.

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Widgets,

gidgets, fertilizer.

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Hey, hey, Doc,

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did we, uh, salvage

any more of those processors?

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Doc: We-- we did.

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But they're

on a pretty high shelf.

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Which I...

uh, will reach.

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[ Groans ]

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Come on.

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[ Groans ]

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Mortys, huh?

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You're the worst.

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Aaah!

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Oh.

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[ Ship whirring ]

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[ Horn honking ]

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Riiiiiicks!

00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:45,683

- Get over here!

- Aah!

00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:46,768

Got one!

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It's the jackpot, boys!

00:03:48,479 --> 00:03:50,480

Time to round up some stock!

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Gotcha! [ Laughs ]

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I got you. That's right!

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[ All shouting ]

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Aaah!

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Boss, look what we got.

00:04:02,993 --> 00:04:06,412

Are-- are you one of us?

Did we have an overalls guy?

00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:08,498

Just tryin' to leave

with my stuff.

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Wait, you live

around here?

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We don't need to get

acquainted. Aah!

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Got that right,

motherfucker!

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[ Groans ]

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- [ All shouting ]

- Yeah! We got no code!

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Yeah!

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Burn it all down, boys!

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[ Laughs ]

00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:27,977

[ Explosion ]

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[ Horn honking ]

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[ All shouting ]

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You crack that

gene-lock yet?

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Boss is getting antsy.

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This is the one.

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[ Whirring ]

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Aah, no! Oh, God!

Aaah!

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- [ Alarm blares ]

- Aw, fiddlesticks!

00:05:02,761 --> 00:05:05,221

[ All shouting ]

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What a haul.

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The ship smells

like Morty farts now.

00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:10,894

- Where's my money?

- Oddjob Rick, take him upstairs.

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[ Mortys whimpering ]

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[ Elevator whirring ]

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You like football?

00:05:22,865 --> 00:05:24,282

What?

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Just making

small talk.

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Long elevator.

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[ Dings ]

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[ Laughter ]

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{\an8}♪

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[ Clears throat ]

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[ Cranking ]

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Well nawh.

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My associates here tell me

you rustled up quite the score.

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Oddjob? Your uh,

normal job, please.

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[ Door opens, closes ]

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I can monologue while we wait.

00:06:01,487 --> 00:06:03,321

You ever wonder

why I'm an overweight

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Southern railroad baron?

00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:10,161

See, I was cloned to be the

mascot of a Citadel gumbo chain.

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Get yo mouth round it!

00:06:12,790 --> 00:06:16,000

But Big Rick's

Gumbo Hutch is trash now.

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Whole Citadel is trash now.

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And there ain't no

pecking order amongst the trash.

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What a utopia.

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It will be,

once I have

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the requisite Mowty's.

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We can all be kings here,

mistuh traffickuh.

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Good luck with that.

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Don't go spending it all

in one place nawh!

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Filthy degenerate.

No accent at awl.

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[ Whirring, beeping ]

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[ Groans ]

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[ Groans ]

00:06:53,956 --> 00:06:55,874

Oh, fuck.

00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:01,713

[ Groans ]

00:07:02,631 --> 00:07:05,050

[ Engine sputters, starts ]

00:07:07,010 --> 00:07:08,637

[ Engine stops ]

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Fuck!

00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:23,735

Fuck!

00:07:25,863 --> 00:07:27,197

Fuck!

00:07:29,074 --> 00:07:31,201

[ Beeping ]

00:07:45,424 --> 00:07:47,342

[ Engine starts ]

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[ Beeping ]

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- [ Thud ]

- Morty: Ow!

00:08:00,022 --> 00:08:01,147

Shh!

00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:02,273

What the fuck?!

00:08:02,274 --> 00:08:03,733

I-I-It was his idea!

00:08:03,734 --> 00:08:05,526

Don't hurt us!

I'm not a real doctor!

00:08:05,527 --> 00:08:07,111

What are you doing here?

Get the fuck out of my car!

00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:08,654

We're coming with you

to rescue our friends.

00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:10,823

I'm not going to rescue

your friends.

00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:13,117

I'm going to kill those guys

who stole my shit.

00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:15,828

Yeah, exactly,

it's the same guys.

00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:17,663

It is the same guys.

00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:20,374

Flush us into space

or keep driving.

00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:21,751

Fuckin' Mortys.

00:08:21,752 --> 00:08:23,252

Hey man, you're the one

00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:24,545

who built this truck

with a back seat.

00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:26,506

If you die, you die.

00:08:27,216 --> 00:08:29,008

Ha ha. Wow.

00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:33,054

B-B-Back on an adventure

w-w-with-- with-- with a Rick.

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Close your eyes,

and it's like nothing changed.

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Some change is good.

We had our own town, man.

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We were free.

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Hey, ya know,

my-- my Rick wasn't so bad.

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Used to take me and Summer

to the park.

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No, he didn't.

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I have the same memory.

It's fabricated.

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"Taking me and Summer

to the park."

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[ Beeping ]

00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:54,825

A new Citadel?

00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:57,787

You Ricks don't have

many original ideas, do you?

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And you're the arbiter

of taste?

00:08:59,498 --> 00:09:00,623

Cool haircut.

00:09:00,624 --> 00:09:01,916

Stay out of my way.

00:09:01,917 --> 00:09:03,669

Stay out of mine.

00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:10,549

Ooh-whee!

Almost enough for a jump!

00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:13,302

I'm gonna head to a reality

where no one has facial hair.

00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:15,221

In the land of the blind...

00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:16,722

When I get my hop,

I'm off to a dimension

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- where racism is cool.

- Idiots.

00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:20,017

You got to have bigger plans

than one jump.

00:09:20,018 --> 00:09:22,061

Oh, yeah?

And what's your big plan?

00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,813

You mean

after I teabag your mom?

00:09:23,814 --> 00:09:26,149

[ Laughter ]

00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:29,194

Don't even have a mom.

00:09:31,697 --> 00:09:33,240

[ Grunts ]

00:09:37,703 --> 00:09:39,288

Come on,

gimme a six!

00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:42,124

[ Cheering, laughter ]

00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:44,835

Damnit!

That's not six!

00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,301

Where's your boss?

00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:54,844

Up your butt

and around the corner.

00:09:54,845 --> 00:09:56,095

That's where this

barrel is going

00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,596

if you don't

start talking.

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Up your butt?

Or my butt?

00:10:00,017 --> 00:10:01,225

Gimme back my friends!

00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:02,893

Jesus, man!

00:10:02,894 --> 00:10:04,395

[ Grunting ]

00:10:04,396 --> 00:10:06,147

Whoa, whoa!

00:10:06,148 --> 00:10:07,148

Where are they?!

00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:09,066

They're with his stuff!

00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:12,153

A-at the center

of this new Citadel. Help!

00:10:12,154 --> 00:10:14,531

Morty-whipped

son of a bitch!

00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:23,998

[ Laughs ]

00:10:23,999 --> 00:10:25,207

[ Groans ]

00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:26,667

Aaah!

00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:28,336

Get off me,

you little shit!

00:10:28,337 --> 00:10:30,630

Doc!

00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:36,052

All we did

was shoot you, man!

00:10:36,053 --> 00:10:38,180

Y-You can't take that

personally!

00:10:40,349 --> 00:10:42,099

If we bite it here,

00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:43,726

y-you were always

a good customer.

00:10:43,727 --> 00:10:46,437

Yeah. You always...

had exact change.

00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:48,648

Ugh. Ready?

00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,156

Shit!

00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:00,409

[ Whimpering ]

00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:02,870

T-They got me,

Arcade Morty.

00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:04,121

I'm-- I'm dyin'.

00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:06,499

It's gonna be okay.

00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:08,959

I-I know a doctor.

00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:11,797

Oh, ha.

00:11:13,048 --> 00:11:15,800

Hope I bleed out before

I have to burn to death.

00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:17,760

No medical degree,

but I've read enough

00:11:17,761 --> 00:11:21,305

to know one's an okay death

and one is terrible.

00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:22,973

[ Sighs ]

00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:25,393

Flames aren't getting

any closer.

00:11:25,394 --> 00:11:29,021

Looks like it'll definitely be

the bleeding out one.

00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,356

Phew.

00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:31,982

Ah!

00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:33,567

Bye, pal.

00:11:33,568 --> 00:11:36,654

Off to the big Med School

in the sky.

00:11:36,655 --> 00:11:38,657

Hey! Hey!

00:11:39,658 --> 00:11:41,117

Ow!

00:11:41,118 --> 00:11:43,077

Sorry, they make me do this

to bully me.

00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:44,787

Hoof shaming.

00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:46,455

To clarify, I'm sorry

about the needle prick.

00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,374

Overall, I agree

with what they're doing here.

00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,000

[ Grunts ]

00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:52,711

[ Gasps ]

A-Arcade Morty?

00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:53,754

Shhh.

00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:55,799

[ Guns cocking ]

00:11:58,552 --> 00:12:03,514

Rich-ard San-chez.

When my associates here told me

00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:06,183

that strange little Mowty Town

had themselves a Pet Rick

00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:08,144

with a farm full

of cloning equipment,

00:12:08,145 --> 00:12:09,645

my interest was piqued.

00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:11,313

Cloning equipment?

00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:13,315

You see what we have

here, gentalmyan,

00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:16,527

is a prince,

in the guise of a pawpuh.

00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:20,614

Why, not only is this little

henley boy not a clone,

00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:22,491

he's also

the Citadel's former

00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:25,077

Head of

Mowty Replication.

00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,121

A Morty cloning

scientist?

00:12:27,122 --> 00:12:29,623

The best Mawty cloning

scientist.

00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:31,750

And from the looks

of these boys,

00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,127

he's still got it.

00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:35,171

Rishard, Rishard.

00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:37,631

And I thought I loved my job.

00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:39,258

This-- this is such

a head fuck!

00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,218

Break out

the bubbly, boys!

00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:44,096

- [ Cheering ]

- My Citadel is a go.

00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,764

Get yo mouth round it.

00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,099

Rick: That place had

good curly fries.

00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,477

Oh, ya been there?

00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:53,439

So you're not

even a clone?

00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,191

What the fuck are

you doing with your life?

00:12:55,192 --> 00:12:57,109

I don't belong

anywhere else, kid.

00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,445

You don't want to be

an evil Citadel guy,

00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,655

so instead, you live next

to a bunch of cloned Mortys

00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:03,407

on an asteroid?

00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:05,117

Wow, you're so different.

00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,410

I never said I was a good guy!

00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:08,204

I-I hate you!

00:13:08,205 --> 00:13:12,625

Aw, now, that ain't no way

to talk to your paw.

00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:14,293

- [ Grunts ]

- This is.

00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,921

Non-clone piece

of sheeyat.

00:13:16,922 --> 00:13:19,340

Now, we don't need to be

so unpleasant with each other.

00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:23,385

I'd love to offer you

your old job back.

00:13:23,386 --> 00:13:25,930

I'll take it.

Hit the switch.

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[ All shouting ]

00:13:29,518 --> 00:13:30,976

- Don't do it!

- Shut up.

00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:33,354

Kid's right.

I'm no better than any of you.

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I'm just self-loathing

about it.

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[ Beeping ]

00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:41,570

See there?

I told you he was good beef!

00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:44,866

Alright now, think

that's large enough.

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[ Roars ]

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[ All shouting ]

00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:52,998

Morty!

Get us out of here!

00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:54,166

I'm coming!

00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,710

[ Roars ]

00:13:56,711 --> 00:14:00,005

[ Mortys whimpering ]

00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,841

Mortys, with me!

00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:05,804

[ Roars ]

00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:08,056

Kill that abominascion!

00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:13,269

[ Roars ]

00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:15,896

So, deep down,

you super love Mortys?

00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:17,690

Not really.

00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,441

I'm just really good

at making you.

00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:21,777

I mean, look how

you turned out.

00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:24,072

Don't give

yourself credit!

00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:30,202

Wait, Rick.

What are you doing?

00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,787

Not giving myself credit.

00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:33,706

Go make some memories

that aren't fabricated.

00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,291

Rick!

00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:36,793

Hyah!

00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:43,549

♪ Ooh, these ♪

00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:46,177

♪ Little earthquakes ♪

00:14:47,971 --> 00:14:54,686

♪ Doesn't take much

to rip us into pieces ♪

00:14:56,146 --> 00:15:04,112

♪ Doesn't take much to

rip us into pieces ♪

00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:09,743

♪ I can't reach you ♪

00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:17,125

♪ I can't reach you ♪

00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:22,255

Aaah!

00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,884

- ♪ I can't reach you ♪

- Oh, come on naw!

00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:35,518

♪ I can't reach you,

can't reach you ♪

00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:43,942

Well, now that's a very

00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:47,780

expensive elevator ride

you just took.

00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:49,907

My plans were always bigger

than one jump.

00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:51,909

No need for that.

00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:53,661

Drop the accent.

00:15:53,662 --> 00:15:55,329

Whatever you say, man.

00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:57,289

That's your real voice?

00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,415

Ah! Shit!

00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:00,292

A desk gun?!

00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:03,254

An eskr-twar weapyion.

00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:09,468

♪ Give me life, give me pain ♪

00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:13,347

♪ Give me myself again ♪

00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:17,226

♪ Give me life,

give me pain ♪

00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:22,523

♪ Give me my,

give me myself again ♪

00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:24,150

Aah!

00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:28,195

Aaaah!

00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:49,633

{\an8}♪

00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:51,635

[ Laughs ] Aaah!

00:16:51,636 --> 00:17:03,773

{\an8}♪

00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:08,110

You certainly are a burr

in my saddle.

00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:10,988

- You're a joke.

- I'm whatever I want to be.

00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:13,532

That's the freedom of life

as a clone.

00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:17,578

You wouldn't know.

Someone made you with sex,

00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:20,956

all those sweaty parts

and nipply bits.

00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:22,791

You disgust me.

00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:27,880

[ Coughs ] It's over, man.

Your dream's about to be gumbo.

00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:31,008

Get yo mouth round it.

00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:33,511

You... know me?

00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:35,888

F-f-father?

00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:37,473

Oh. Oh, no, no.

00:17:37,474 --> 00:17:39,141

You're under the delusion

of something called

00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:41,310

the auteur myth.

00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:44,354

Truth is, any big project

is made in collaboration,

00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:46,064

lots of delegating.

00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:49,067

I sort of... gave notes.

00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,153

I don't want

to hear this!

00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:54,156

Good news.

You don't have to.

00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:56,408

Au revoir, son.

00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:59,037

You wretch!

00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:16,179

Maybe he survived it?

00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:20,390

What do we do now?

Go home?

00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:23,644

We decide where home is.

For each of us.

00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:25,562

[ All talking ]

00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:27,481

That old Homesteader wanted us

to make memories for ourselves.

00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:31,568

No Morty towns, or Citadels,

or huddling together.

00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:33,821

It's time to grow up.

00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:38,450

{\an8}♪

00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:41,620

[ Indistinct chatter, laughter ]

00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:46,709

{\an8}♪

00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:54,342

[ Cow moos ]

00:19:01,516 --> 00:19:03,267

Deal me in.

00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:13,819

{\an8}♪

00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,821

[ Ship beeps, whirs ]

00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:23,412

{\an8}♪

00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:26,249

[ Horn honking ]

00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:44,266

[ Portal whirs ]

00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:47,144

Hey, uh, is your--

is your Rick around?

00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:49,438

I-I think my Morty dropped

his fidget spinner down here.

00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:51,523

I'm telling you,

I checked everywhere else.

00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:54,192

Morty, I swear to God if I check

between the seats of our car--

00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,279

I checked between

the seats!

00:19:57,906 --> 00:19:59,656

Oh, shit, Morty.

Check it out.

00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:01,033

I think this little dude

killed his Rick.

00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:02,576

You really think so?

00:20:02,577 --> 00:20:04,036

Yeah, look,

there's a grave.

00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:05,829

He buried him out front

as a warning.

00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:07,497

Damn. Ice cold.

00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:09,750

Is that

a second, smaller grave?

00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:11,293

Burnt down

his house, too.

00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:12,836

Starting to think we

should've stuck around.

00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:14,171

Jesus Christ.

I-I didn't kill--

00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:15,672

Found it!

00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:17,257

I told you I checked

between the seats!

00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:18,967

When you're right,

you're right, Morty!

00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:20,677

Told you,

I admit that kind of stuff now.

00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:22,804

{\an8}And I can admit you're

right about that, Rick!

00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:24,474

{\an8}You're really changing!

00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:29,519

Assholes.

00:20:29,520 --> 00:21:02,095

{\an8}♪

00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:21,280

Did you get any of that?

00:00:42,590 --> 00:00:43,700

Спокойно, Морти.

00:00:43,740 --> 00:00:45,670

Уже почти все обломки Цитадели собрал.

00:00:45,710 --> 00:00:46,630

Я спокоен.

00:00:46,650 --> 00:00:49,530

Ты как-то пассивно-агрессивно

крутишь свой спиннер.

00:00:49,590 --> 00:00:50,880

Я спокоен, но мне скучно.

00:00:50,980 --> 00:00:54,420

Ты с этой хренью лет на миллион опоздал.

Её же египтяне изобрели?

00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:57,010

Мода циклична, детка. Это ретро.

00:00:58,380 --> 00:00:59,180

Ну капец.

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Блин. Держись, нам нужно где-то сесть.

00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:06,440

Ого, тут даже люди живут?

00:01:06,460 --> 00:01:07,570

Это беженцы?

00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:09,500

Это клоны. Биомусор.

00:01:09,540 --> 00:01:12,978

Я думал, что всех засосало в свои реальности.

00:01:13,170 --> 00:01:14,430

Так ведь и было, да?

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Ну да.

00:01:15,220 --> 00:01:19,771

В Цитадели производили запасные тела.

Перезагрузка портала всех их вернула обратно.

00:01:19,820 --> 00:01:20,540

Ой.

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Лучше здесь не останавливаться.

Эта часть города Морти, если ты меня понимаешь.

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Приземлимся вон там.

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Ладно, Морти, бери герметик. Сделаю всё быстро.

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Блин, крутая кукуруза.

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- Спасибо.

- Ого. Так, лады.

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Давай-ка полегче, старина.

Я слышал про таких одиночек, Морти.

00:01:42,960 --> 00:01:44,640

Что вы забыли на моей земле?

00:01:44,700 --> 00:01:46,740

Хотим свалить отсюда поскорее.

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Давайте скорее.

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Боже. Я этим и занимался, когда ты пушку достал.

00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,400

Видал? Всё.

00:01:55,260 --> 00:01:57,600

- Деревенщина грёбаная.

- Что с ним такое?

00:01:57,660 --> 00:02:00,630

Морти, последнее, чего бы мне хотелось —

это знать, что с ним.

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АРКАДА

00:03:06,290 --> 00:03:07,390

Мы закрыты.

00:03:07,410 --> 00:03:08,730

А ну вали на фиг отсюда.

00:03:08,900 --> 00:03:11,040

Прости, что он каждый раз так говорит.

00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,740

Виджеты, гаджеты, удобрения.

00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:20,660

Эй, док, нам удалось откопать ещё процессоров?

00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:21,880

Да, они здесь.

00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:24,490

Только лежат на самой высокой полке.

00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:27,980

До которой я… дотянусь.

00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:32,200

Ну давай.

00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:36,630

- Такие вот Морти.

- Вы хуже всех.

00:03:42,950 --> 00:03:45,010

- Рики!

- Иди сюда!

00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:47,850

- Есть один!

- Это же джекпот, пацаны!

00:03:47,870 --> 00:03:50,080

Пора пополнить запасы!

00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:51,000

Попался.

00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,230

И ты попался. Точняк.

00:03:58,220 --> 00:04:00,120

Босс, глянь, что у нас там.

00:04:02,450 --> 00:04:04,102

Так ты типа один из нас?

00:04:04,490 --> 00:04:06,063

У нас был Рик в комбинезоне?

00:04:06,140 --> 00:04:07,870

Я просто пришёл за барахлом.

00:04:08,060 --> 00:04:10,370

Стой. Ты где-то здесь живёшь?

00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:12,330

Знакомиться не обязательно.

00:04:12,980 --> 00:04:14,560

Это уж точно, придурок.

00:04:16,180 --> 00:04:18,460

- Да!

- У нас нет кодекса!

00:04:20,740 --> 00:04:21,720

Да!

00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:24,760

Спалите тут всё, пацаны.

00:04:45,380 --> 00:04:46,395

РАСШИФРОВКА

00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:49,380

Уже разгадал генный шифр?

Босс начал волноваться.

00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:50,750

Сейчас всё будет.

00:04:54,540 --> 00:04:56,900

Нет! Боже мой! Боже мой!

00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:01,260

Ой, да чтоб тебя!

00:05:04,700 --> 00:05:05,760

Хороший улов.

00:05:05,820 --> 00:05:08,370

Корабль провонял пердежом Морти. Где бабки?

00:05:08,390 --> 00:05:10,335

Одджоб-Рик, отведи его наверх.

00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:22,200

Любишь футбол?

00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:23,890

Что?

00:05:24,260 --> 00:05:26,840

Да просто болтаю. Ехать-то долго.

00:05:39,870 --> 00:05:41,074

Да!

00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:43,380

Да!

00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:47,180

Ну что ж.

00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:51,980

Мои ребятки доложили,

что ты сорвал крупненький куш.

00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:55,180

Одджоб, займись своей обычной работой.

00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:00,690

Я поговорю, пока ждём.

00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:04,740

Никогда не думал, почему я южный

железнодорожный барон с лишним весом?

00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:06,700

Видишь ли, меня клонировали,

00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:09,700

чтобы сделать талисманом

сети ресторанов c гамбо.

00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,950

Запихивай за обе щеки!

00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:15,560

Но Хижина гамбо большого Рика — теперь мусор.

00:06:15,900 --> 00:06:18,420

Вся Цитадель превратилась в мусор.

00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:21,990

А на мусорной куче всем плевать на иерархию.

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Ну прямо утопия.

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Так и будет, когда найдём подходящих Морти.

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Мы все станем тут королями,

мистер торговец людьми.

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Удачи с этим.

00:06:31,990 --> 00:06:35,060

Не трать всё сразу на прыжок в одно место!

00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:37,755

Грязные дегенераты.

00:06:38,190 --> 00:06:40,008

Никакого акцента.

00:06:53,970 --> 00:06:55,410

Твою мать.

00:07:16,710 --> 00:07:17,800

Сука!

00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,883

КАКОЙ МУЖИК СЛУШАЕТ ТОРИ ЭЙМОС?

00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:23,051

Чёрт!

00:07:23,900 --> 00:07:25,240

ВОТ ТЕБЕ ЕЩЁ ДЕРЬМЕЦА, ВАНИЛЬКА

00:07:25,260 --> 00:07:27,060

Капец!

00:08:00,460 --> 00:08:01,560

Что за фигня?!

00:08:01,580 --> 00:08:04,720

Это всё он придумал!

Не трогай нас, я не настоящий доктор.

00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:06,760

Вы что тут забыли? Пошли на фиг из тачки.

00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:08,200

Мы летим спасать друзей.

00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:09,799

А я никого не лечу спасать.

00:08:09,810 --> 00:08:12,860

Я лечу замочить уродов,

которые спёрли моё барахло.

00:08:12,940 --> 00:08:15,500

Да, всё правильно. Это те же ребята.

00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:17,280

Они и друзей наших украли.

00:08:17,340 --> 00:08:19,357

Выкинь нас в космос или рули дальше.

00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:21,120

Сраные Морти.

00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:23,960

Ты сам собрал грузовик с задним сидением.

00:08:24,195 --> 00:08:25,480

Если сдохнешь — сдохнешь.

00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:28,520

Ха-ха, ух ты.

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Снова пускаемся в приключения с… вместе с Риком.

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Закрой глаза — и будто ничего не поменялось.

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Перемены — это хорошо.

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У нас был свой город, чувак.

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Мы были свободны.

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А знаешь, мой Рик был не так уж плох.

Он водил нас с Саммер в парк.

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Не водил.

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У меня есть такое же воспоминание, оно ложное.

«Водил нас с Саммер в парк».

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ПИВОВАРНЯ

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Новая Цитадель?

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У вас, Риков, с новыми идеями туговато, да?

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Вот сейчас кто бы говорил.

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Клёвая стрижка.

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- Не путайся под ногами.

- Сам не путайся.

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Ух ты, скоро хватит на прыжок.

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Отправлюсь в реальность,

где ни у кого на лице волосы не растут.

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На землю слепых…

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А я прыгну в реальность, где расизм — это круто.

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Дебилы. Надо думать не только об одном прыжке.

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Да ну? И какой же у тебя план?

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Сперва дать в рот твоей мамке.

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У меня даже мамы нет.

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Ну давай. Мне нужна шестёрка.

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Да!

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Капец! Это не шестёрка!

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- Где твой босс?

- У тебя в жопе и за углом.

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Там же окажется этот ствол, если не ответишь.

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У тебя в жопе? Или у меня в жопе?

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- Верни моих друзей!

- Боже, чувак!

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Всё, всё!

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- Говори, где они?

- С его барахлом!

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Они в центре в новой Цитадели! На помощь!

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Обмортившийся сукин сын!

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Отвали от меня, говнюк!

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Док!

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Мы тебя просто подстрелили.

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В этом нет ничего личного.

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Если мы тут сдохнем,

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ты всегда был хорошим клиентом.

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Да, а ты всегда ровно давал сдачу.

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Готов?

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Чёрт.

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Мне конец, аркадный Морти.

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Я умираю.

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Всё будет хорошо.

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Я знаю одного доктора.

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Ой, ха.

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Надеюсь, я истеку кровью раньше, чем сгорю.

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Диплома у меня нет, но я много читал и понимаю,

где нормальная смерть, а где ужасная.

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Пламя ближе не подбирается.

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Судя по всему, я определённо истеку кровью.

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Фух.

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Прощай, друг.

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Отправляйся в медколледж на небесах.

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Эй! Эй!

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Извини, это они так надо мной издеваются.

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За копыта шеймят.

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Не хотелось бы тыкать тебя иголкой,

но я в целом согласен с тем, что они тут делают.

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Аркадный Морти?

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Ричард Санчес…

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Когда мои подельники сообщили,

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что у мелкого Морти-городишки

завёлся ручной Рик

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с фермой, полной барахла

для клонирования, я заинтересовался.

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Для клонирования?

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Видите ли, господа, на самом деле

перед нами принц, маскирующийся под нищего.

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Этот сладенький деревенщина не просто не клон,

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он бывший глава

центра репликации Морти из Цитадели.

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Учёный по клонированию Морти?

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Лучший учёный по клонированию Морти.

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И, судя по этим парнишкам,

у него ещё есть порох в пороховницах.

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Ричард, Ричард.

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А я думал, что я люблю свою работу.

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Да это же полный капец!

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Тащите шипучку, парни.

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Моя Цитадель расцветёт.

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Запихивайте за обе щеки!

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- Картошка у них была топ.

- Ты там бывал?

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Значит, ты даже не клон?

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Ну и какого фига ты здесь торчал?

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Больше мне нигде нет места.

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Ты не хочешь быть злобным чуваком из Цитадели,

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поэтому жил с кучкой

клонированных Морти на астероиде?

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- Ого, ты прям не такой, как они.

- Я не говорил, что хороший.

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Я тебя ненавижу!

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Ну что ты, нельзя же так разговаривать с папой.

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Надо вот так.

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Неклонированный кусок дерьма.

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Но нам ни к чему вести себя друг с другом так грубо.

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Я хочу предложить тебе твою прежнюю должность.

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Я согласен. Опускай рубильник.

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- Не нужно!

- Заткнись.

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Малой прав. Я не лучше любого из вас.

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Просто я это в себе ненавижу.

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РАЗБЛОКИРОВАНО

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КЛОНИРОВАТЬ

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Вы видали? Я же говорил, что он нам пригодится.

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Ну хватит, думаю, он уже достаточно большой.

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- Морти! Вытащи нас отсюда!

- Уже иду!

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Морти, за мной!

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Убить этого гадкого выродка!

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Так в глубине души ты реально любишь Морти?

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Не особо.

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Я просто умею вас производить.

Гляди, каким ты получился.

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Твоей заслуги тут нет.

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Стой, Рик. Что ты делаешь?

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Не присваиваю себе заслуги.

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Летите за настоящими воспоминаниями.

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Рик!

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Ой, ну давай же, быстрее.

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Что ж, ты сейчас довольно дорого заплатил,

чтобы подняться на пару этажей.

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В мои планы никогда не входил лишь один прыжок.

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- Вот это вообще ни к чему.

- Завязывай с акцентом.

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Да как скажешь, чел.

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Ты вот так разговариваешь?

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Да чёрт!

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Пушка в столе?

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Изысканное оружиё.

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Да ты прямо как шишка на седле под задницей.

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- А ты смешон.

- Я такой, каким захочу быть.

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В этом заключается свобода клона.

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Но тебе не понять.

Тебя произвели при помощи секса.

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Из всех этих потных отростков

и сосочных выпуклостей.

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Ты мне отвратителен.

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Всё кончено, мужик.

Твои мечты сейчас превратятся в гамбо.

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Запихивай за обе щеки.

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Ты знаешь меня?

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Ты мой отец?

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Нет, нет.

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Ты просто ошибочно считаешь,

что всё создаётся одним автором.

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Но любой крупный проект

создаётся в сотрудничестве,

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что-то надо делегировать.

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Я просто делал пометки.

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Я не желаю всё это слушать!

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Хорошие новости: это и не нужно.

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Оревуар, сынок.

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Ах ты подлец!

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Может, он там всё-таки выжил?

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И что мы будем делать?

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Полетим домой?

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Мы сами решаем, где дом. Для каждого из нас.

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- Он это о чём?

- Что?

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Старик хотел, чтобы мы

создавали свои воспоминания.

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Никаких городов Морти

или Цитаделей, хватит грудиться вместе.

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Пора повзрослеть.

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Сдавайте и на меня.

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РИК

19??–20??

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ДОК

НАСТОЯЩИЙ ДОКТОР

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Эй, малой, твой…

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Твой Рик на месте?

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Кажись, мой Морти тут свой спиннер обронил.

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Говорю же, я уже везде искал.

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Морти, богом клянусь, если он между сидений…

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Я смотрел между сидений!

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Офигеть, Морти. Зацени.

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Думаю, этот мелкий убил своего Рика.

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- А ты уверен?

- Да, гляди, вон могила.

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Закопал тут, чтоб к нему не совались.

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Офигеть. Это жестоко.

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Там что, вторая могила поменьше?

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И дом свой сжёг. Надо было тут задержаться.

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Да господи! Я не убивал…

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Нашёл!

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Говорил же, что смотрел между сидений.

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Когда ты прав — ты прав.

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Теперь я могу такое признать.

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А я могу признать, что ты прав, Рик.

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Ты и правда меняешься.

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Козлы.

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Переведено студией HDrezka Studio.