Восстание Числеконов: Фильм

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I am ready to re-join

my brethren on Alphabetrium.

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Very well. Your exile ends today.

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Welcome home, Water-T.

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-The Numbericons! They’re attacking.

-Battle stations!

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Divide and conquer! Zero survivors!

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Father!

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Son, take this thing.

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It’s a prophecy or some shit.

I’m dying. Peace.

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Water-T, where are you going?

There’s too many of them.

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Then I better crunch the numbers.

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When your heart adds up!

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One plus one makes you!

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Alright!

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He’s too dope! Retreat!

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Oh yeah!

We don’t care about numbers!

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Shit! He’s crunching the numbers!

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I thought he was talking about taxes,

but he’s crunching us!

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I’m deduct your ass.

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They activated the bracket shields!

We can’t pull up!

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Somebody kiss me!

I don’t wanna die not knowing love!

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Oh yeah!

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We don’t care about numbers!

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Sorry I’m late. I had to go Pe.

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What do you know about this?

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The "i" of Harmony?

It holds some secret power,

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but it’s in a language nobody can read.

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You don’t gotta read shit, Lithium P.

It’s math.

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Careful, T. They won’t like that

kind of number talk at the palace.

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We’re not going to the palace,

we’re going to Earth.

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Why? You know a math expert there?

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Unfortunately, I do.

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In conclusion, without math,

planes wouldn’t fly

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and elephants would forget.

What is that sound?

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Who is using air buds

to listen to rap music?

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Sorry, Mister Goldenfold.

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Detention! Class dismissed early

so Morty can have instant detention!

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-No! I want to learn!

-I want to add and stuff.

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Geez, Mr. Goldenfold!

It’s just a little hip hop,

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it helps me concentrate

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Rap will never help anyone

do anything!

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Some things never change.

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-Ice-T?

-Ice-T?

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Ice-T, it’s me, Morty!

Remember me? Get Schwifty?

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No.

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And it’s Water-T now.

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I don’t give an ass

if you’re Smokey Robinson.

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You got the balls of a clown

coming back to this school

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without the homework you owe me!

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Fuck your homework, old man!

My planet’s at stake!

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Mr. Goldenfold,

you taught Ice-T math?

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I tried, Morty.

I sure the hell tried.

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Without math, Russia would control

all Rubik's Cubes.

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-Any questions?

-Just one.

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Who gives a fuck!

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I am a knight, walking,

back of class talking,

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homework scoffing,

blackboard chalking.

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Look man,

I ain’t here for memory lane shit,

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I need this deciphered.

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Early Algebraic.

Possibly even geometric.

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-English!

-I don’t teach english, bitch!

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And why should I do your homework?

You didn’t do mine!

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Cuz I had no home!

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Now I do.

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Help me save it.

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All Type Strikers, attack!

Kill the Son of Magma-Q!

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I want his serifs.

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You’re coming with me, Goldenfold.

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You better be taking me

to your homework.

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-You’re coming with me, Morty!

-Why?

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It’s called detention,

not releastion!

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-Sorry I’m late, I had to go pe.

-I know.

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Well, there’s new people.

I thought they’d like to hear about it.

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Just start the fucking ship.

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I see the tales of your dopeness

have been greatly exaggerated.

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Big talk from an upside down L.

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I am Sinistar Seven!

And I am here to spill the T.

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Then come get me, mother fucker.

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She’s got a Caps Lock!

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And an ass to suck.

Hit the hyphen drive!

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No! No!

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Speak.

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Lord Dread Nought,

Water-T escaped with the i of Harmony.

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It’s the one of harmony!

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That’s gotta hurt.

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You’re a number, act like it.

Subtract Water-T from life,

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and carry the One to me.

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I won’t let you down, Father.

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Too late.

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Too late! God!

I love my job!

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The Pythagorean Theorem.

I just have to figure out

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what A and B are, square them both

and then add them together.

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Can you do it?

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-If I do, I want my homework.

-Fine!

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Why do you guys

hate each other so much?

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Why do all teachers

hate all students, Morty?

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Because you all

break our god damn hearts.

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Just seems like there’s

more going on there.

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Was he that bad at math?

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No, Morty, nobody is worse than you.

The hurtful thing about

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your friend back

there is that at one point

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it seemed like he might learn.

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I am a nightmare walking,

psychopath talking,

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king of my jungle just a gangster

stalk stalking. Stalking. Fuck.

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Look all this non-scholastic depravity!

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Reef-er? Chee-tos? And not

a smidgen of homework in sight.

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Why you coming in here

fucking up my words?

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T, maybe you oughta go back to school.

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You can’t keep a beat

to save your ass.

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Damn. My dream just died.

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Here. Follow this!

It’s called four four time.

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1, 2, 3, 4.

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-2, 2, 3, 4.

-I am a nightmare walking

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Psychopath talking, king of my jungle

just a gangster stalking

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-Living life like a firecracker

-Chuck! It’s Marvin!

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Your cousin Marvin D? Ya know that

new sound you looking for?

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Well, listen to this!

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The gangs of L.A. will never die.

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Got ya again, mother-fucker!

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You’d think that guy’s cousin

would stop taking his calls.

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That’s not the point, Morty!

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You included it in your story!

But I get it.

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You and T were actually friends.

So, what went wrong?

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Nice try, Morty. You think that

if I connect with you

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I’ll let you out of detention?

Well, you can forget it.

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I’m all about boundaries now.

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Boundaries! I got it!

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-What is it?

-It’s a map!

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A squared is the length of the galaxy.

B squared is the height.

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So C squared takes you directly to.

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Planet E-10?

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Ain’t E-10 supposed to be where God

created letters or some shit?

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That’s just a story we tell

lowercase letters at bed time.

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Maybe there’s more to it.

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-Why bed time?

-What?

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He said it was a story you told

lowercase letters at bed time,

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you never tell

the story during the day?

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I guess I just hoped the phrase

"bed time" would make it easier

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to understand that lowercase letters

are our version of children.

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So you did that for me?

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Well, half the people here are human,

I didn’t want to exclude you.

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We would have figured

out it was children.

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Lowercase means smaller, we get it.

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It feels like I’m being punished

for clarity.

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-Punished? Jesus. I asked a question.

-So did Hitler!

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What the fuck is going on?

Somebody set up a call or some shit.

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We need to send word to Alphabetrium.

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Oxygen-S, we’ve deciphered the i

of Harmony and we’re headed to E-10.

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That’s incredible, Water-T.

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Give me your coordinates,

I’ll send help immediately.

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-Word.

-Happy to serve, my lord.

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In quotes!

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Secret villain!

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Coming out of Helvetica Light Speed,

and approaching Planet E-10.

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-God damn.

-Maybe it knows it’s home.

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What the math is happening?

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Die, Letter scum!

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I’m sick and tired of this bullshit.

Yo Seven, count this!

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Three-zus Christ!

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-Typical letter, acting on emotion!

-You’re welcome

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-for saving your numbery-ass, ass!

-I won’t let you take me alive!

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Have it your way!

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If you’re gonna act

like ignorant children,

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I guess the teacher’s in charge!

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And young lady, whoever told you

numbers can’t be emotional

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did you wrong.

On Earth, numbers get down.

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-Sometimes even with letters.

-Disgusting!

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See that’s what everyone says,

but then they go home

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and they type all kinds

of shit into Pornhub.

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We’re surrounded by primitive googas!

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Okay! The primitive googas

worship the glowing thing!

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Things don’t always resolve this fast,

we’re making good time.

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Scribble! Jot jot!

Scribble! Doodle!

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We can’t understand you.

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Obviously, they want to take us

to their village for an Ewok party.

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Damn, making really good time.

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This tribe claims the artifact

comes from a religious site

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not far from here.

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Awful nice of you to help.

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I’m simply following the rules of war

as your prisoner.

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Or maybe you’re hoping

if you’re nice,

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I’ll let my guard down

so you can take the i.

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How dare you. I’m not a seductress,

I am a warrior.

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-And that’s not an i, it’s a one.

-It’s an i!

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You guys don’t get out much?

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It seems kinda obvious

that these Scribbles are, like,

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the original species that letters

and numbers came from.

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So that relic thing

probably isn’t a one or an i

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it’s probably just, like, a line.

It’s symbolic of the fact

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that your people

don’t need to be at war.

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-How do I know you again?

-Get Schwifty?

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Still nothing.

So mind your damn business.

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At least we agree on that.

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Looks like your detention

is officially over.

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Why?

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You finally learned

how hard it is to teach.

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No I didn’t.

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Then you learned

how hard it is to learn.

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-I already knew...

-Just go to bed, you ungrateful shit!

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-Cock a doodle!

-Cock a doodle two!

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The i, it’s gone!

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That bitch! Seven took the i!

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C’mon, Mr. Goldenfold!

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Count me out, Morty.

I’m tired of helping that sonofabitch.

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Seriously?

Feels like there’sa deeper beef

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than missing homework here.

What really happened?

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It was the summer of 1991...

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Any friend of Ice-T

is welcome in my home.

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And as governor,

I can’t wait to add that math

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wing to Harry Herpson High School,

Mr. Goldenfold.

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And I shall put it to good use, sir!

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Of course you will,

more baby potatoes?

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God damn, I love rap.

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And the Grammy award for Rap Artist

of the Year goes to...

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Ice-T!

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I just want to thank my words,

the letters that made them

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and that’s it. Nothing else. Peace!

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I thought you said he’d thank math!

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There must be some mistake,

try a different channel?

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The mistake was believing you

even knew Ice-T

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and could get me

that math-loving youth vote!

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Now get outta here! I’ve got a god damn

presidential campaign to start.

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After that, my dreams faded away

like so many erections.

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I mean, that sucks

but let’s stop Sinistar-7

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and maybe you two sort

this out on the way home?

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Pretty sound logic.

And logic IS a part of math.

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Whatever c’mon!

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If you’re pregnant,

that’s my cell number.

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I know you can’t read it,

but it’s important I made an effort.

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-Nice try!

-How dare you!

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How dare you!

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Shit!

I think when we started getting it on

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that amulet showed us

the truth of our origins.

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-Father!

-We’re into the same sick shit.

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No, my father! He’s here!

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-What’s that?

-Emperor Dread Nought.

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The fate of the Alphabetrians

is at hand.

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Magma-Q’s legacy ends here.

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How the fuck did he find us?

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Betrayal reveal!

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You appear displeased to see me,

Prince Water-T.

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Cold-ass mother-fucker,

you in league with Dread Nought?

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How could you do us

Letters dirty like that, S?

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My true name is not S,

on Numbericonia they call me...

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Eight.

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Eight? Oh my god, he’s a number?

Did you know? I didn’t!

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Holy shit! I’m not even supposed

to be here today it’s my day off!

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For real, that’s how much I like

working with these people!

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Good thing your father isn’t alive

to see you fail,

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he’d be so disappointed.

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Motherfucker!

I’m gonna shoot you in the dick.

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I would like to see you try.

Villain exit!

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Thanks for dragging me across

the universe to be killed, Water-T.

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No homework-doing, mother-grabbin.

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You wanna go old man?

I’ll fuck you stil you love me!

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I’ll put your kids through college!

I’ll fucking take you to Boca Raton

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you motherfucker!

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Ease up, Water-T. After all,

you did betray Goldenfold by,

00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:15,604

not thanking math at the Grammys.

I guess.

00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:19,608

That’s what you think happened?

G-Folds. It went like this.

00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:24,572

Didja listen to my album, Pop?

It’s nominated for a Grammy.

00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:29,285

Yes. I heard your album. What is

this four-four time, rhythm nonsense?

00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:32,162

It’s disgusting!

You’re a number-loving traitor

00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,582

who doesn’t care

about anything but himself.

00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:38,544

I never knew.

00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:40,004

You never asked!

00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:41,255

Here, Father.

00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:44,883

The destiny of the Numbericons

is mine to claim!

00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:47,845

Everyone has to watch

while I do it, too!

00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:50,014

How does this thing work again?

00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:51,640

Allow me, my lord.

00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,642

Hold up. You’re just going to let

this motherfucker come up and...

00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:09,074

I don’t get it.

00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:13,287

The ultimate power of the universe

is finally mine!

00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:15,873

I am the ruler of the Numbericons!

00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:18,000

The dead rule nothing!

00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,502

Father! No!

00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:24,673

Your father was a bitch.

You shall be my general now!

00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,050

Well, he was a bad father...

00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:29,887

I am Infinity,

omnipotent God of Numbers!

00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:33,432

And I have a world

of Letters to destroy!

00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:38,062

I guess he doesn’t need

the ship anymore?

00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,356

You heard Infinity. Move out!

00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,070

We coulda had something.

00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:50,699

It was a mistake, T.

Letters and Numbers can never be.

00:15:57,414 --> 00:16:00,000

What do we do?

He’s gonna destroy Alphabetrium!

00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:01,960

Whatever. I don’t care anymore.

00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:04,421

-Damn, T. That’s cold.

-Exactly.

00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:08,342

-God damn!

-You do remember our adventure.

00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:09,343

Not really.

00:16:11,887 --> 00:16:13,430

Dope shit, T!

00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:16,475

If we don’t stop Infinity,

he’s gonna destroy Alphabetrium!

00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:19,103

But that ooze-swamp

put the kibosh on our spaceships.

00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:23,232

Maybe we can pull it out and upgrade

it using parts of the numbers ship...

00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:26,360

The googas already did it.

You guys work fast.

00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:30,781

Damn. It’s like the Glyph Jumper,

but extreme.

00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:33,867

Big fun now! Ship fast.

00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:35,911

The Glyph Jumper Extreme is rad!

00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:39,373

Let’s go home

and bust a cap in Infinity’s ass.

00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:41,667

Wait! Let me go pee first,

that way when we get there,

00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:42,626

I’ll get to say.

00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:44,545

well, I’m not gonna spoil it!

00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:56,223

Death to all Letters!

Neither upper nor lower case

00:16:56,306 --> 00:16:58,100

will survive this day!

00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:05,524

The Brackets Shield has fallen!

It’s an utter apostrophe!

00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:09,778

I am bigger than letters!

I am bigger than numbers!

00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:13,574

My balls are huge

and everyone can suck my dick!

00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:17,995

Stop! You’re killing numbers!

00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:21,999

My lord, this is too far.

00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:23,292

Are you still fucking talking?

00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:26,253

Here’s a number for you lady,

86 that ass!

00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:27,254

You’re fired!

00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:32,301

Suck this, bitch!

00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:37,681

T, is that your girl?

00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:45,189

That’s twice I’ve saved your ass.

00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:48,358

Infinity’s gone mad with power.

He’s killing everyone.

00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:50,319

And every two,

00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:52,196

-and every three and every...

-We get it.

00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:55,657

I was wrong to join him.

And wrong to leave you, Water T.

00:17:56,074 --> 00:17:58,285

Infinity killed both our fathers.

00:17:58,368 --> 00:18:00,829

I was there. The ceiling fell on him.

00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:04,291

Father!

00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:05,834

That ceiling was poisoned.

00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:09,546

Oxygen-S planned Magma-Q’s

assassination for months.

00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:12,549

All my life I’ve served

such negative numbers.

00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:14,676

This kid I don’t know

was right all along.

00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:15,594

Finally!

00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:18,597

It’s time for the Numbericons

to rise and join us!

00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,600

How can we make the Numbericons

rise up against him?

00:18:22,309 --> 00:18:23,560

We’ll inspire them.

00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,440

Kill! Murder! Death!

00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:41,286

Why does a 1 hate an "i",

i gotta wonder?

00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:43,747

When a lower case i

is an imaginary number.

00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:45,833

Who stands to gain

when i shoot up a digit?

00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:48,544

The division is complex,

but you know we gotta bridge it.

00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,758

You think you can stop me with rap?

00:18:57,052 --> 00:18:59,179

More homicides

than a dodecahedron

00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:01,181

Number vs letters the shit

that it feeds on

00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:05,060

Today, alpha-numerically combine

Like g-l-o-c-k means

00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,144

-My ice cold ‘9!

00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:09,815

I got letters and numbers

every time i fuck a hole

00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:12,234

giving her 1 big dick

while she screams "o"!

00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,488

Magma-Q gets’em wet

like she got her cry on

00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:20,784

My dick’s 3.14 feet it’s a Pi-thon

Ya’ll actin’ scared. He ain’t won yet

00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:23,579

Infinity to one odds?

That’s an alpha-bet.

00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:25,372

Father? You like a force ghost now?

00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:28,375

The fuck it look like, son?

I came back to help

00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:30,210

you hand Infinity his ass.

You ready?

00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:31,587

Let’s kill it, Pops.

00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:33,797

Infinity ain’t shit

without numbers and letters.

00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:35,966

We can blow his ass out

if we work together.

00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:37,885

Rise up!

Letters and numbers

00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:40,637

I said rise up!

Cuz you know we’re all brothers!

00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:47,811

Arise, King Magma-T.

00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:02,201

My word!

Water-T’s spitting straight fire!

00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:04,786

He truly is King of Alphabetrium.

00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:10,042

Infinity’s too strong!

Nothing can defeat him!

00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:12,127

You think? How bout this shit.

00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,420

The I of Harmony!

00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:16,089

-Motherfuckers just left it.

-How will that help us?

00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:18,592

This thing loves

when letters and numbers get down.

00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:19,843

C’mere girl

00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:23,138

You like that?

00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:25,807

Hell yeah!

00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:28,685

You cannot stop me!

I’m infinitely infinite!

00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:34,274

My fucking dick!

00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:36,234

Thought I was lying, mother-fucker?

00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:41,657

Mr. Goldenfold, I love math!

00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,867

And it loves you too, Morty.

00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:46,495

I have to warn you,

I’m a prime number.

00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,330

I’m only divisible by myself.

00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:51,667

And my dick’s magma now.

But we’ll figure it out.

00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,801

How’s that math homework

coming along, Morty?

00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:04,513

It’s great, it’s so great.

Do you mind if I do a second test,

00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:07,140

-you know, for fun?

-You’re weird.

00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:08,934

And what about you, sir?

00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:10,394

There! All done!

00:21:10,477 --> 00:21:13,563

Here’s your god damn homework,

old man. Happy?

00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:16,400

More than you can possibly imagine.

00:21:52,227 --> 00:21:54,396

King Magma-T,

my people need you.

00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:55,397

And who are you?

00:21:57,190 --> 00:21:59,026

Ice Cube of the Geomitrons.

00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:01,862

My planet getting all bent out

of shape by the Formivores.

00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:04,740

You Numbers and Letters strong

enough to fight them muthafuckers?

00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:07,993

The warriors of Alpha-Numbericon

are unmatched in strength.

00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:11,413

And we never refuse to help

a brother in need.

00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:14,207

Word!

My smokeshow queen speaks truth.

00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:15,876

I’ll grab my shit

and meet you out front.

00:22:17,961 --> 00:22:18,879

Cool.

00:00:09,850 --> 00:00:10,540

отец.

00:00:10,820 --> 00:00:14,360

Я готов воссоединиться со своими братьями

на Алфавитриуме.

00:00:14,380 --> 00:00:17,650

Да будет так. Больше ты не изгнанник.

00:00:21,080 --> 00:00:24,200

С возвращением, Уотер-Ти.

00:00:25,563 --> 00:00:27,433

Цифертиконы атакуют!

00:00:27,460 --> 00:00:28,800

На позиции!

00:00:37,810 --> 00:00:40,820

Разделяй и властвуй! Выживших будет ноль.

00:00:44,770 --> 00:00:45,680

Отец!

00:00:46,540 --> 00:00:48,580

Сын, забери эту штуку.

00:00:48,710 --> 00:00:50,650

Эта хрень - пророчество или типа того.

00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:52,670

Я умираю.

00:00:53,140 --> 00:00:53,960

Мир.

00:00:58,130 --> 00:01:00,460

Уотер-Ти, куда же ты?

00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:01,980

Их слишком много.

00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,770

Значит, пора их порешать.

00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:10,290

Уотер-Ти и месть Цифертиконов. В кино.

00:01:24,670 --> 00:01:26,940

Он слишком крут. Отступаем!

00:01:31,290 --> 00:01:33,310

Чёрт! Он ща всех порешает.

00:01:33,330 --> 00:01:36,550

Я думал, он говорил про налоги, но нет,

он ща нас порешает.

00:01:36,580 --> 00:01:38,210

Ща я тебе жопу заминусую.

00:01:42,430 --> 00:01:45,110

Они врубили силовые скобки.

Тормозить уже поздно.

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Поцелуйте меня. Не хочу умирать,

не познав любви.

00:01:57,650 --> 00:02:01,010

Прости, что опоздал.

Я отошёл сделать пипи.

00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:03,330

Йоу, ты знаешь, чё это?

00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:08,010

"i" Гармонии! Он обладает тайной силой,

но этот язык никто прочитать не сможет.

00:02:08,030 --> 00:02:11,120

Эту херня не для чтения, Литий-Пи.

Это матиш.

00:02:11,140 --> 00:02:13,870

Осторожнее, Ти. Разговоры про цифры

во дворце не жалуют.

00:02:13,890 --> 00:02:16,300

Мы не полетим во дворец,

мы полетим на Землю.

00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:18,550

Зачем? Ты знаешь того, кто шарит за матиш?

00:02:18,570 --> 00:02:21,080

К сожалению, знаю.

00:02:21,435 --> 00:02:25,522

В общем, без математики самолёты не летали бы,

а слоны всё бы забывали.

00:02:25,595 --> 00:02:26,729

Что это за звук?

00:02:26,750 --> 00:02:29,566

Кто сейчас сидит и слушает

рэп в наушниках?

00:02:29,587 --> 00:02:30,942

Простите, мистер Голденфольд.

00:02:30,963 --> 00:02:34,634

Ты наказан! Вы можете уйти пораньше,

чтобы Морти сразу начал отбывать наказание.

00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,802

- Нет! Я хочу учиться!

- Я хочу складывать и всё такое.

00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:40,785

Ну блин, мистер Голденфольд, это ж просто хип-хоп.

Он помогает сосредоточиться.

00:02:40,806 --> 00:02:43,141

Рэп никому и ни в чём не поможет!

00:02:43,162 --> 00:02:44,747

Некоторые вещи никогда не меняются.

00:02:44,768 --> 00:02:45,852

- Айс-Ти?

- Айс-Ти?

00:02:45,873 --> 00:02:49,244

Эй, Айс-Ти! Это я, Морти! Помнишь меня?

00:02:49,431 --> 00:02:50,384

Давай швифтанёмся.

00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:51,236

Нет.

00:02:52,087 --> 00:02:53,861

И теперь я - Уотер-Ти.

00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:55,884

Мне насрать, будь ты хоть

Смоки Робинсон.

00:02:55,905 --> 00:02:59,929

Тебе клоунского носа не хватает. Заявился

сюда без домашки, которую задолжал мне.

00:02:59,950 --> 00:03:02,786

Ебал я твою домашку, старикан!

Моя планета в опасности.

00:03:02,807 --> 00:03:05,184

Мистер Голденфольд,

вы вели математику у Айса-Ти?

00:03:05,205 --> 00:03:08,625

Пытался, Морти.

Пытался изо всех сил.

00:03:08,646 --> 00:03:12,004

Без математики Россия возьмёт

под контроль все кубики Рубика.

00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:13,082

Есть вопросы?

00:03:13,102 --> 00:03:13,942

Всего один.

00:03:14,193 --> 00:03:16,849

Кому не похуй?

00:03:16,870 --> 00:03:19,954

♪ Я будто рыцарь хожу, ♪

♪ с задней парты бубню, ♪

00:03:19,975 --> 00:03:22,254

♪ на домашку забью, ♪

♪ на доске почерчу. ♪

00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:26,581

Слушай, чел, манал я эти воспоминания.

Мне надо расшифровать эту штуку.

00:03:26,602 --> 00:03:30,606

Хмм, ранний алгебраический.

Возможно, даже геометрический.

00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:31,491

Йоу, а по-английски?

00:03:31,511 --> 00:03:32,983

Я не веду английский, сучара!

00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:35,506

С чего я должен делать твою домашку?

Ты мою не делал!

00:03:35,527 --> 00:03:36,765

У меня не было дома!

00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:39,636

А теперь есть.

00:03:41,701 --> 00:03:42,811

Помоги спасти его.

00:03:46,653 --> 00:03:50,647

Все истребители, в атаку!

Убить сына Магмы-Кью.

00:03:50,668 --> 00:03:52,992

Добудьте мне его засечки.

00:03:56,606 --> 00:03:58,024

Я забираю тебя с собой, Голденфольд.

00:03:58,045 --> 00:03:59,865

Надеюсь, ты меня к домашке приведёшь.

00:03:59,886 --> 00:04:01,002

А ты идёшь со мной, Морти.

00:04:01,022 --> 00:04:01,511

Почему?

00:04:01,532 --> 00:04:03,537

Ты отбываешь наказание, а не отдыхание.

00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:11,500

Прости, что опоздал.

Отошёл сделать пипи.

00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:12,189

Я в курсе.

00:04:12,210 --> 00:04:13,990

Новенькие тоже должны услышать шутку.

00:04:14,011 --> 00:04:15,690

Да заводи ты сраный корабль.

00:04:19,811 --> 00:04:23,909

Похоже, что истории о твоей крутости

сильно преувеличены.

00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:25,974

И это говорит перевёрнутая буква Эл?

00:04:25,995 --> 00:04:30,540

Я - Зловещая Семёрка!

Я сделаю так, чтобы ты навсегда заТИх.

00:04:30,561 --> 00:04:32,188

Ну, попробуй, уёбище.

00:04:41,618 --> 00:04:43,037

Нас взяли на КапсЛок!

00:04:43,058 --> 00:04:45,871

Она возьмёт и пойдёт в жопу.

Врубай дефисный драйв.

00:04:48,538 --> 00:04:50,081

Нет! Нет!

00:04:55,086 --> 00:04:56,170

Говори.

00:04:56,191 --> 00:04:59,386

Лорд Мрачноль, Уотер-Ти

скрылся вместе с "i" Гармонии.

00:05:00,345 --> 00:05:02,761

Это Единица Гармонии!

00:05:03,995 --> 00:05:05,490

Какая боль.

00:05:06,222 --> 00:05:10,727

Веди себя, как подобает цифре.

Сократи жизнь Уотера-Ти,

00:05:10,748 --> 00:05:13,017

и принеси мне Единицу.

00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:15,711

Я не подведу тебя, отец.

00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:17,150

Уже подвела.

00:05:17,233 --> 00:05:21,738

Подвела! Боже! Обожаю свою работу.

00:05:22,615 --> 00:05:24,650

Теорема Пифагора.

00:05:24,671 --> 00:05:29,912

Надо понять, что такое "А" и "B",

возвести их в квадрат и прибавить друг к другу.

00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:31,039

Сможешь?

00:05:31,060 --> 00:05:33,501

Если я это сделаю - с тебя домашка.

00:05:33,674 --> 00:05:34,174

Ладно.

00:05:35,084 --> 00:05:37,045

Почему вы так ненавидите друг друга?

00:05:37,066 --> 00:05:39,151

А почему учителя ненавидят учеников, Морти?

00:05:39,297 --> 00:05:41,632

Потому что вы разбиваете наши чёртовы сердца.

00:05:41,653 --> 00:05:43,896

Просто, у него проблемы посерьёзнее ваших.

00:05:44,025 --> 00:05:45,240

Он был настолько плох в математике?

00:05:45,261 --> 00:05:47,106

Нет, Морти, хуже тебя нет никого.

00:05:47,127 --> 00:05:52,435

Самое обидное, в какой-то момент

мне показалось, что твой друг сможет учиться.

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♪ Я - кошмар ходячий, ♪

♪ психопат говорящий, ♪

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♪ король своих джунглей, ганста, на стрёме сидящий. ♪

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Сидящий. Блядь!

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Вот они, предметы внешкольной порочности!

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Булик! Читос! А домашкой здесь

и не пахнет!

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Йоу, чё ты припёрся? Всю песню мне засрал.

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Ти, может, тебе лучше вернуться в школу?

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Ты ритм вообще нихера не держишь.

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Блин. Кранты моей мечте.

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Попробуй повторить. Называется

четырёхдольный размер.

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Раз, два, три, четыре.

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Два, два, три, четыре.

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♪ Я - кошмар ходячий, ♪

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♪ психопат говорящий, король своих джунглей, ♪

♪ ганста, на стрёме сидящий. ♪

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♪ Каждый день живу на грани... ♪

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Йоу, Чак, это Марвин!

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Твой кузен Марвин Ди.

Помнишь, ты всё новое звучание искал?

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А как тебе это?

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Опять я тебя подъбал, высерок!

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Ого. Наверное, кузен больше

не берёт от него трубки.

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Суть не в этом, Морти!

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Но вы же это упомянули!

Я понимаю.

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Вы и Ти были друзьями.

Что же пошло не так?

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Даже не мечтай, Морти!

Думал, разговоры по душам

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избавят тебя от наказания? Забудь об этом!

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Я поставил чёткие границы.

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Границы! Я понял!

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Что за дела?

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Это карта.

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"А" в квадрате - это длина галактики,

"Б" в квадрате - это её высота.

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Поэтому "Цэ" в квадрате приведёт прям на...

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Планета Е-10?

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Вроде как на этой планете бог создал

буквы или типа того.

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Эту историю мы рассказываем строчным буквам

перед сном.

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Может, там что-то есть.

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Почему перед сном?

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Что?

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Он сказал, что эту историю вы рассказываете

строчным буквам перед сном.

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А в обычное время не рассказываете?

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Я использовал фразу "перед сном", чтобы

было понятнее,

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что строчные буквы - это как бы наши дети.

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О, специально для меня?

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Половина существ здесь это люди,

не хотел, чтобы вы выбивались.

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Мы бы поняли, что это дети.

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Да, строчные буквы меньше, мы допёрли.

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Вы порицаете меня за доходчивость.

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Порицаем? Господи, я просто задал вопрос.

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Как Гитлер!

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Чё вы хуйнёй страдаете?

Настройте связь или типа того.

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Надо перекинуться парой слов с Алфавитриумом.

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Кислород-Эс, мы расшифровали "i" Гармонии

и летим на планету Е-10.

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Отличные вести, Уотер-Ти.

Сообщи координаты, я направлю вам подмогу.

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Глаголишь.

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Всегда рад услужить, мой повелитель.

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В кавычках.

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Тайный злодей!

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Выходим с Гельветика-шрифтовой скорости

и подлетаем к планете Е-10.

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Офигеть.

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Кажись, чувствует свой дом.

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Матику вашу! Что за дела?

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Сдохни, буквенное отродье.

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Как же заебало это всё.

Эй, Семёрка, на вот, посчитай.

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Госпяти боже!

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Буквы как всегда поддаются эмоциям.

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- Не благодари за спасение своей цифровой задницы, жопа!

- Ты меня живьём не возьмёшь!

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Как скажешь!

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Ведёте себя, как безграмотные дети?

Значит, учитель здесь главный!

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Юная леди, не знаю, кто вам сказал, что

у цифр нет эмоций. Вас обманули.

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На Земле цифры любят счёт.

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Иногда вместе с буквами.

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Отвратительно!

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Ага, все так говорят, а потом приходят домой

и ищут на Порнхабе лютую дичь.

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Ой-ёй! Нас окружили первобытные чудики.

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Так, теперь первобытные чудики

молятся на светящуюся штуку.

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Нечасто проблемы так быстро уходят.

А ведь неплохо.

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Каракуля! Йота! Йота!

Каракуля, загогулина.

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Мы тебя не понимаем.

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Очевидно, что нас хотят отвести в деревню

на тусовку Эвоков.

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Блин, да у нас всё отлично.

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Если верить этому племени, то артефакт

появился в религиозном месте неподалёку.

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Как мило, что ты помогаешь.

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Я, как пленник, всего лишь следую

правилам войны.

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Или выставляешь себя доброй, чтобы

я потерял бдительность, и ты смогла украсть "i".

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Как ты смеешь?

Я не обольстительница, а воительница.

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И это не буква "i", а единица.

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Это "i"!

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Редко выходите в люди, да?

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Очевидно, что эти каракули типа как...

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первоначальный вид, из которого зародились

буквы и цифры.

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А эта священная штука, наверное, не буква "i",

и не единица.

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Может, это просто типа линия.

Символ того, что вашим народам не надо воевать.

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Где мы познакомились?

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Швифтанёмся?

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Такого не помню.

Так что не суй свой нос в чужие дела!

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Хоть в чём-то я с тобой солидарна.

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Похоже, что твоё наказание

официально закончено.

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Почему?

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Ты наконец-то понял, как тяжело учить людей.

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Нет, не понял.

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Значит, ты понял, насколько тяжело учиться.

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Я и так это знал.

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Дуй спать, говнюк неблагодарный!

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Писькукаракуля!

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Писькукаракуля два!

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"i" пропал!

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Сука! Семёрка забрала "i".

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Идём, мистер Голденфольд.

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Я пас, Морти. Задолбало помогать

этому засранцу.

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Серьёзно? Похоже, что вас не только

домашка волнует.

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Что случилось на самом деле?

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Дело было летом 1991 года.

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Я всегда рад принять друзей Айса-Ти.

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Мне, как губернатору, не терпиться

подарить математическое крыло

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школе имени Гарри Герпсона, мистер Голденфольд.

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Я найду ему отличное применение, сэр.

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Я не сомневаюсь.

Ещё молодой картошечки?

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Блин, как же я люблю рэп.

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Грэмми за лучшего рэп-исполнителя в этом году

получает...

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Айс-Ти!

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Йоу, хочу поблагодарить свои тексты

и буквы, которые их слогают.

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И всё! Больше ничего. Мир!

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Ты сказал, что он поблагодарит математику.

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Тут какая-то ошибка.

Может, на другом канале?

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Ошибкой было поверить в твою дружбу с Айсом-Ти,

и что молодёжь, любящая матику, проголосует за меня.

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Вали отсюда! Мне надо запускать

чёртову президентскую кампанию.

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После чего все мои мечты зачахли,

как и множество эрекций.

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Фигово, конечно, но, может,

остановим Зловещую Семёрку,

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а по пути домой вы разберётесь между собой?

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Звучит довольно логично.

А логика - это часть математики!

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Да пофиг, идём.

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Вот мой телефон, если ты залетела.

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Знаю, что читать ты не умеешь,

но главное - сделать шаг.

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Зря старалась.

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Как ты смеешь!

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Это ты как смеешь!

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Чёрт, кажись, когда мы начали обжиматься,

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этот амулет показал наше истинное происхождение.

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Отец!

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Ништяк! Мы с тобой любим одинаковую дичь.

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Нет, мой отец! Он прилетел!

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Что это?

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Император Мрачноль.

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На кону стоит судьба Алфавитрианцев.

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Наследие Магмы-Кью сгинет прямо здесь.

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Как ты, блядь, отыскал нас?

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А вот и предательство.

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Похоже, что ты не рад меня видеть,

принц Уотер-Ти.

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Стужёный ты уёбок!

В одной лодке с Мрачнулём?

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Как ты мог предать буквы, Эс?

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На самом деле меня зовут не Эс.

На Циферконе меня зовут...

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Восьмёрка.

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Восьмёрка? О боже, он же цифра!

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Вы не знали? А я знал.

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Ну пиздец. Меня сегодня тут вообще быть не должно.

У меня выходной.

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Серьёзно. Вот насколько мне нравится

моя работа.

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Повезло, что твой отец не дожил, чтобы

лицезреть твою неудачу. Он был бы так огорчён.

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Пидорасина. Я тебе хер отстрелю!

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Я бы понаблюдал за твоими потугами.

Злодей уходит за кадр.

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Спасибо, что протащил меня через всю вселенную

на верную смерть, Уотер-Ти.

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Хуесос, который домашку не делает.

00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:03,988

Ругань затеял, старикан?

Я буду тебя ебать, пока тебе не понравится.

00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:08,597

Я выбил колледж твоим детям.

Я возил тебя в сраный Бока-Ратон, мудила.

00:14:08,618 --> 00:14:12,538

Остынь, Уотер-Ти. Ты и сам предал Голденфольда, когда...

00:14:12,660 --> 00:14:15,667

не выразил благодарность математике на Грэмми.

00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:19,608

Ты думал, что всё было так?

Голдофан, ща я всё поясню.

00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:24,572

Ты послушал мой альбом, батёк?

Его номинировали на Грэмми.

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Да, я послушал твой альбом.

Что это за бред с четырёхдольным ритмом?

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Какая мерзость. Предатель цифролюб,

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которому плевать на всех, кроме себя.

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Я... я не знал.

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Ты и не спрашивал.

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Держи, отец.

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Теперь судьба Цифертиконов лежит в моих руках!

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Сейчас все будут наблюдать, как я её вершу.

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Как там работает эта штука?

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Позвольте, мой повелитель.

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Погоди. Ты позволил этому уёбку просто взять и...

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Я не врубаюсь.

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Величайшая сила во вселенной

теперь принадлежит мне.

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Эй! Это я правитель Цифертиконов!

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Мертвецы ничем не правят.

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Отец! Нет!

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Твой отец был сучкой.

Теперь ты станешь мои генералом.

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Ну да, отец из него не ахти.

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Я - Бесконечность,

всемогущий Бог Цифр!

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А сейчас я уничтожу мир букв!

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Похоже, что корабль ему больше не нужен?

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Чуваки, ему больше не нужен корабль!

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Вы слышали Бесконечность. Уходим.

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Да! Ура! Ништяк!

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Между нами что-то было.

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Это была ошибка, Ти.

Буквам и цифрам вместе не по пути.

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Что теперь делать?

Он же уничтожит Алфавитриум!

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Да пофиг. Мне уже всё равно.

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Блин, Ти. Как хладнокровно.

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Именно.

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- Ого!

- Офигеть!

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Так ты помнишь о том приключении.

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Не совсем.

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Ого! Охренительно круто, Ти!

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Если не остановим Бесконечность,

то он уничтожит Алфавитриум.

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Но болотная жижа угробила

наш корабль.

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А если вытащить его и прокачать с помощью

частей от кораблей Цифертиконов?

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О, чудики уже всё сделали.

Надо же какие вы шустрые.

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Каракули!

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Блин, это прям экстремальный вариант

Буквовжуха!

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Теперь много веселья!

Быстрая доставка!

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Экстремальный Буквовжух офигенный!

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Погнали домой, всадим пулю в задницу Бесконечности.

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Погоди! Сначала я схожу сделать пипи,

чтобы потом сказать...

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Ладно, не буду портить интригу.

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Смерть всем буквам! Сегодня не выживет

ни верхний, ни нижний регистр!

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Силовые Скобки уничтожены!

Полная апастрофа!

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Я больше, чем просто буква.

Я больше, чем просто цифра.

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У меня огромные яйца,

и все сосут мой хер!

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Прекрати! Ты убиваешь цифры!

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Боже, это уже перебор.

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Чё ты там пиздишь?

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Как тебе такая математика?

Твоя жопа попала под сокращение.

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Ты уволена!

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Йоу, отсоси, сучара!

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Йоу, Ти, это твоя деваха?

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Я уже дважды спас твою задницу.

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Бесконечность обезумел от своей силы.

Он убивает одного за другим.

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И двух за другим, и трёх за другим, и...

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Мы поняли.

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Зря я присоединилась к нему.

И зря бросила тебя, Уотер-Ти.

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Бесконечность убил наших отцов.

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Не, я всё видел. На моего обвалился потолок.

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Отец!

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Потолок был отравлен.

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Кислород-Эс несколько месяцев

планировал убийство Магмы-Кью.

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Всю свою жизнь я служила

отрицательным числам.

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Этот незнакомый пацан оказывается был прав!

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Наконец-то!

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Пора Цифертиконам восстать и присоединиться к нам.

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Как мы сможем убедить Цифертиконов

выступить против него?

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Мы их вдохновим.

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Убийства! Гибель! Смерть!

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♪ Буквы и цифры не в ладах. ♪

♪ Чё за фуфло? ♪

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♪ Хотя при этом буква i - это мнимое число. ♪

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♪ Ты попробуй из вышмата хоть один пример реши ♪

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♪ С комплексными числами ты только не спеши. ♪

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Вы решили остановить меня с помощью рэпчика?

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♪ Ты просчитался, пора свести с тобой счёт, ♪

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♪ Вражда букв и цифр ему сил придаёт ♪

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♪ Мы войдём в союз алфавитно-цифровой ♪

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♪ Пройдётся по губам твоим ствол шестизарядный мой. ♪

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♪ В строчке дифференциала есть и буква, и число, ♪

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♪ Ты довёл нас до предела, разминай своё очко. ♪

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♪ От Магмы-Кью все потекли, так было испокон, ♪

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♪ Мой хер на три и четырнадцать метра, словно питон ♪

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♪ Чё вы все зассали? Мы покажем ему боль. ♪

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♪ Ща его мы порешаем и поделим на ноль. ♪

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Отец? Ты теперь чё, энерго-призрак?

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Бля, сынок, а на что это похоже?

Я вернулся, чтобы помочь тебе нагнуть Бесконечность.

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Готов?

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Давай зажжём, батя.

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♪ Без цифр и букв Бесконечность - просто ноль, ♪

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♪ Только вместе его жопу расфигачим поперёк и вдоль. ♪

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♪ Подъём, мы друг друг нужны! ♪

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♪ Погнали! Подъём! ♪

♪ Ведь мы все братаны! ♪

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Явись нам, король Магма-Ти!

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О да.

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Блин.

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Нет слов! Уотер-Ти плюётся огнём!

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Он - истинный король Алфавитриума.

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Бесконечность слишком силён!

Никто не сможет его одолеть!

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Думаешь? А вот эта херня?

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"i" Гармонии?

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Эти долбоёбы просто оставили его.

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И чем это нам поможет?

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Эта штука любит, когда буквы и цифры ладят.

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Иди сюда, девчуля.

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Да! Тебе нравится?

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Ништяк.

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Ты меня не остановишь! Я бесконечно бесконечный!

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Сука, мой хер!

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Думал, я шутки шучу, мудила?

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Мистер Голденфольд, я люблю математику.

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И она тоже тебя любит, Морти.

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Должна сказать, что я - неделимое число.

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Я делюсь только на себя.

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Да, а мой член теперь состоит из магмы.

Но мы разберёмся.

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Какие у тебя успехи с домашней работой, Морти?

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Отлично. Просто замечательно.

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А можно написать ещё одну контрольную?

Просто так.

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Ха! Ты странный.

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А как дела у вас, сэр?

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Всё. Готово.

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Вот твоя грёбаная домашка, старикан. Ты рад?

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Ты даже не представляешь насколько.

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Неуд.

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Король Магма-Ти,

мой народ нуждается в тебе.

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Ты кто такой?

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Геометронец Айс-Кьюб.

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Формоядные расфигачивают мою планету.

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Цифрам и буквам хватит сил,

чтобы нагнуть этих мудил?

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Воинам Алфа-Циферкона нет равных.

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И мы никогда не откажем в помощи

своим братьям.

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Глаголишь. Моя шикарная королева говорит правду.

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Я за своим барахлом. Встретимся снаружи.

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уЛЁД.

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Магма-Ти и Айс-Кьюб в фильме

Испытание Геометронцев.

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I am ready to rejoin

my brethren on Alphabetrium.

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Very well.

Your exile ends today.

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♪♪

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Welcome home, Water-T.

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[ Rumbling ]

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The Numbericons!

They're attacking!

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Battle stations!

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♪♪

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[ Screaming ]

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Divide and conquer!

Zero survivors!

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♪♪

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Aah!

Father!

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Son...

take this thing.

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It's a prophecy

or some shit.

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[ Groans ]

I'm dying.

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Peace.

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[ Microphone whines ]

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[ Letters sobbing ]

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Water-T,

where are you going?

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There's too many of them.

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Then I better

crunch the numbers.

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Aah!

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♪♪

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♪ When your heart adds up ♪

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♪ One plus one

makes youuuuuuuu ♪

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[ Gunfire ]

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♪ Yeah ♪

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♪ Alllright ♪

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♪♪

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He's too dope! Retreat!

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♪ Oh, yeah ♪

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♪ We don't care

about numbers ♪

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Oh, shit!

He's crunching the numbers.

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I thought he was

talking about taxes,

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but he's crunching us.

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I'ma deduct your ass.

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Aah!

[ Electricity crackling ]

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They activated

the Brackets Shield.

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We can't pull up.

Somebody kiss me.

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I don't want to die

not knowing love! No!

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♪ Oooooh, yeah ♪

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♪♪

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♪ Oh, yeah ♪

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♪ We don't care

about numbers ♪

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Sorry I'm late.

I had to go pee.

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Yo, what do you know

about this?

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The "I" of Harmony.

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It holds some secret power,

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but it's in a language

nobody can read.

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You don't gotta

read shit, Lithium-P.

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It's math.

Careful, T.

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They won't like that kind of

number talk at the palace.

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We're not going to the palace.

We're going to Earth.

Why?

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You know

a math expert there?

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Unfortunately, I do.

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In conclusion, without math

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planes wouldn't fly

and elephants would forget.

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[ Rap music playing softly ]

What is that sound?

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Who is using air buds

to listen to rap music?

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Sorry, Mr. Goldenfold.

Detention!

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Class dismissed early so Morty

can have instant detention.

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Student #1: Aw, no!

Student #2: Are you serious?

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I want to learn!

I want to add and stuff.

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Geez, Mr. Goldenfold,

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it's just

a little hip hop.

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It helps me concentrate.

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Rap will never

help anyone do anything.

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Some things never change.

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Morty and Goldenfold:

Ice-T?

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Hey! Ice-T,

it's me, Morty.

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Remember me?

"G-Get Schwifty"?

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No.

Aw.

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And it's Water-T now.

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I don't give an ass

if you're Smokey Robinson.

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You got the balls of a clown

coming back to this school

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without the homework

you owe me.

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Fuck your homework,

old man.

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My planet's at stake.

Mr. Goldenfold,

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you taught Ice-T math?

I tried, Morty.

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I sure the hell tried.

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Without math, Russia would

control all Rubik's Cubes.

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Any questions?

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Just one.

Who gives a fuck?

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[ Students cheering ]

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[ Rapping ]

I am a knight, walking,

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back of class talking,

homework scoffing,

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blackboard chalking...

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Look, man, I ain't here

for memory lane shit.

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I need this deciphered.

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Hmm. Early Algebraic,

possibly even Geometric.

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Yo, English.

I don't teach English,

bitch!

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And why would

I do your homework?

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You didn't do mine.

'Cause I had no home!

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Now I do.

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Help me save it.

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Aah!

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All Type Strikers, attack!

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Kill the Son of Magma-Q!

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I want his serifs.

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♪♪

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You're coming with me,

Goldenfold.

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You better be taking me

to your homework.

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You're coming with me,

Morty.

Why?

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It's called detention,

not "releastion."

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♪♪

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[ Ship whooshes ]

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Sorry I'm late.

I had to go pee.

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I know.

Well,

there's new people.

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I thought they'd

like to hear about it.

Yeah, yeah.

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Just start

the fucking ship.

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♪♪

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[ Static crackling ]

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I see the tales

of your dopeness

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have been

greatly exaggerated.

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Big talk from

an upside down L.

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I am Sinistar-7,

and I am here to spill the T.

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Then come get me,

muthafucka!

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♪♪

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[ Alarm beeping ]

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She's got a Caps Lock!

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And an ass to suck.

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Hit the hyphen drive!

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[ Bell dings ]

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No. No!

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♪♪

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[ Decimal Crumb cackles ]

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Speak.

Lord Dread Nought.

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Water-T escaped

with the "I" of Harmony.

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Aah!

The One of Harmony!

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[ Laughs ]

That's gotta hurt!

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[ Groans ]

You're a number.

Act like it.

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Subtract Water-T from life

and carry the One to me.

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I won't let you down...

Father.

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Too late.

Too late! [ Laughs ]

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Oh! Oh, wow.

Oh, I love my job.

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The Pythagorean Theorem!

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I just have to figure out

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what A and B are,

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square them both,

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and then add them

together.

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Can you do it?

If I do,

I want my homework.

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Fine!

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Why do you guys

hate each other so much?

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Why do all teachers hate

all students, Morty?

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Because you all break

our God damn hearts.

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Just seems like there's more

going on there.

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Was he

that bad at math?

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No, Morty.

Nobody is worse than you.

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The hurtful thing

about your friend back there

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is that at one point,

it seemed like he might learn.

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[ Rapping offbeat ]

I am a nightmare walking,

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psychopath talking,

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king of my jungle just

a gangster stalk stalking.

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Stalking. Fuck.

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Look at all this

non-scholastic depravity!

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Reef-er, Cheetos,

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and not a smidgen

of homework in sight!

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Yo, why you coming in here

fuckin' up my words?

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Uh, T, maybe you ought

to go back to school.

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You can't keep a beat

to save your ass.

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Damn.

My dream just died.

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Here. Follow this.

It's called four-four time.

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[ Rhythmically ]

One, two, three, four.

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Two, two, three --

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[ Rapping ]

I am a nightmare walkin',

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psychopath talkin'

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king of my jungle

just a gangster stalkin'...

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Livin' life like a

firecracker...

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Yo, Chuck! It's Marvin!

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Your cousin Marvin D?

Hey.

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Ya know that new sound

you lookin' for?

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Well, listen to this!

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[ Farts ]

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Ha! Got you again,

mutha-fucker!

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Wow. You think that guy's cousin

would stop taking his calls.

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That's not the point,

Morty.

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You included it

in your story.

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But I get it.

You and T were actually friends.

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So what went wrong?

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Nice try, Morty.

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You think that

if I connect with you,

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I'll let you

out of detention?

00:07:01,796 --> 00:07:04,340

Well, you can forget it!

I'm all about boundaries now.

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Boundaries! I got it!

Beep boop bop beep beep.

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What is it?

It's a map.

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A squared is

the length of the galaxy.

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B squared is the height.

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So C squared takes

you directly to...

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Planet E-10?

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Ain't E-10 supposed to be

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where God created

letters or some shit?

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That's just a story we tell

lowercase letters at bedtime.

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Maybe there's more to it.

Why bedtime?

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What?

He -- He said

it was a story

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you told lowercase letters

at bedtime.

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Y-You never tell the story

during the day?

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I guess I just hoped the

phrase "bedtime"

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would make it easier

to understand

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that lowercase letters

are our version of children.

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Oh, so you did that

for me?

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Well, half the people

here are human.

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I didn't want

to exclude you.

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We would have figured out

it was children.

Yeah.

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Lowercase means smaller.

We get it.

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Feels like I'm being

punished for clarity.

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Punished? Jesus.

I asked a question.

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So did Hitler.

What the fuck

is going on?

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Somebody set up a call

or some shit.

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We need to send word

to Alphabetrium.

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♪♪

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[ Beeping, letters gasp ]

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Oxygen-S,

we deciphered the "I" of Harmony

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and we're headed to E-10.

00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:01,898

That's incredible,

Water-T.

00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:04,734

Give me your coordinates.

I'll send help immediately.

00:08:04,817 --> 00:08:05,860

Word.

00:08:05,943 --> 00:08:08,738

Happy to serve, my lord.

00:08:08,821 --> 00:08:10,072

In quotes.

00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:11,908

[ Laughs evilly ]

00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:13,534

Secret villain!

00:08:13,618 --> 00:08:15,995

Coming out of

Helvetica Light Speed

00:08:16,078 --> 00:08:18,456

and approaching

Planet E-10.

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God damn.

Maybe it knows it's home.

00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:23,961

[ Rumbling ]

What the math

is happening?!

00:08:24,045 --> 00:08:25,755

Die, Letter scum!

00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:27,632

Aah!

00:08:27,715 --> 00:08:29,425

I'm sick and tired

of this bullshit.

00:08:29,508 --> 00:08:31,427

Yo, 7! Count this!

00:08:31,510 --> 00:08:33,930

Three-zus Christ!

00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:38,267

♪♪

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♪♪

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[ Grunting ]

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♪♪

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Typical letter,

acting on emotion.

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You're welcome for

saving your numbery-ass!

00:08:51,489 --> 00:08:53,533

I won't let you

take me alive!

00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:54,951

Have it your way.

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If you're going to act

like ignorant children,

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I guess the teacher's

in charge.

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And, young lady, whoever told

you numbers can't be emotional

00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:03,459

did you wrong.

00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,544

On Earth, numbers get down.

00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:07,421

Sometimes even

with letters.

00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:08,714

Disgusting!

Uh-huh.

00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:10,341

See?

That's what everyone says.

00:09:10,424 --> 00:09:11,592

But then they go home

and they type

00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:12,885

all kinds of shit

into Pornhub.

00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:15,471

[ Scribbles shouting ]

Scribble! Jot jot!

00:09:15,554 --> 00:09:18,975

Uh-oh! W-We're surrounded

by primitive googas.

00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:22,687

[ Gasps ]

Okay. The primitive googas

worship the glowing thing.

00:09:22,770 --> 00:09:24,146

Things don't always

resolve this fast.

00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:25,356

We're making good time.

00:09:25,439 --> 00:09:27,984

Scribble! Jot jot!

Doodle! Doodle!

00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:29,318

We can't

understand you.

00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:31,153

Obviously, they want to

take us to their village

00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:32,321

for an Ewok party.

00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:34,448

Damn,

making really good time.

00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:38,327

[ Scribbles chanting "jot jot,"

music playing ]

00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:40,329

♪♪

00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:41,789

This tribe claims

the artifact

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comes from a religious site

not far from here.

00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:45,960

Awful nice of you to help.

00:09:46,043 --> 00:09:49,380

I'm simply following the

rules of war as your prisoner.

00:09:49,463 --> 00:09:50,840

Or maybe you're hoping

if you're nice,

00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:53,384

I'll let my guard down

so you can take the "I."

00:09:53,467 --> 00:09:56,012

How dare you!

I'm not a seductress.

00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:57,179

I am a warrior.

00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:59,307

And that's not an "I."

It's a one.

00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:00,349

It's an "I."

00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:01,684

You guys

don't get out much, huh?

00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:03,686

It seems kind of obvious

that these Scribbles

00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:05,479

are like

the original species

00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:06,981

that letters and numbers

came from.

00:10:07,064 --> 00:10:09,984

So that relic thing

probably isn't a one or an "I."

00:10:10,067 --> 00:10:12,320

I-It's probably

just, like, a line.

00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:14,280

It's symbolic of the fact

that your people

00:10:14,363 --> 00:10:16,365

don't need to be at war.

00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,200

How do I know you again?

Get Schwifty.

00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:21,329

It's still nothing.

So mind your damn business.

00:10:21,412 --> 00:10:23,789

At least we agree

on that.

00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:26,542

Looks like your detention

is officially over.

00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:29,837

Why?

You finally learned

how hard it is to teach.

00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:31,797

No, I didn't.

Then you...learned

00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:34,550

how hard it is to learn.

I already knew.

00:10:34,633 --> 00:10:36,761

Just go to bed,

you ungrateful shit!

00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:40,931

Cock a doodle!

Cock a doodle two!

00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:44,644

The "I," it's gone!

00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:47,396

That bitch!

7 took the "I."

00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,649

Come on, Mr. Goldenfold.

Count me out, Morty.

00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:51,400

I'm tired of helping

that son of a bitch.

00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,861

Seriously? Feels like

there's a deeper beef

00:10:53,944 --> 00:10:55,279

than

missing homework here.

00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:56,489

What really happened?

00:10:56,572 --> 00:10:59,408

It was

the summer of 1991...

00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,702

Any friend of Ice-T

is welcome in my home.

00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:03,662

And as governor,

I can't wait to add

00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:06,749

that math wing to Harry Herpson

High School, Mr. Goldenfold.

00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:08,584

And I shall

put it to good use, sir!

00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,837

Of course you will.

More baby potatoes?

00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:13,381

[ Rap music playing

on television ]

00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:15,091

God damn, I love rap.

00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:18,886

♪♪

00:11:18,969 --> 00:11:23,474

And the Grammy award for Rap

Artist of the Year goes to...

00:11:23,557 --> 00:11:24,892

Ice-T!

00:11:24,975 --> 00:11:29,647

[ Cheers and applause ]

00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:31,607

Yo, I just want

to thank my words,

00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:33,150

the letters that made them,

00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:34,735

and that's it!

00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:36,946

Nothing else. Peace!

00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:39,240

I thought you said

he'd thank math.

00:11:39,323 --> 00:11:40,658

There must be

some mistake.

00:11:40,741 --> 00:11:42,660

Try a different channel.

The mistake was believing

00:11:42,743 --> 00:11:44,370

you even knew Ice-T

and could get me

00:11:44,453 --> 00:11:45,454

that math-loving youth vote.

00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:46,831

Now get out of here!

00:11:46,914 --> 00:11:49,875

I got a God damn

presidential campaign to start.

00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:53,963

After that, my dreams faded away

like so many erections.

00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:56,715

I mean, that sucks,

but let's stop Sinistar-7,

00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:59,260

and maybe you two sort

this out on the way home?

00:11:59,343 --> 00:12:01,303

Hmm.

Pretty sound logic.

00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:03,514

And logic

is a part of math!

00:12:03,597 --> 00:12:05,808

Whatever. Come on.

00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:07,476

If you're pregnant.

That's my cell number.

00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,769

I know you can't read it,

00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:11,480

but it's important

I made an effort.

00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:18,446

♪♪

00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:19,447

[ Both grunting ]

00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:21,323

Nice try.

How dare you!

00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:22,741

How dare you!

00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:24,785

[ Both panting ]

00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:28,664

[ Both moaning softly ]

00:12:28,747 --> 00:12:32,668

♪♪

00:12:32,751 --> 00:12:34,670

[ Energy whooshes ]

00:12:34,753 --> 00:12:36,964

♪♪

00:12:37,047 --> 00:12:40,092

[ Mystical music playing ]

00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:47,016

♪♪

00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:49,685

Shit, I think when

we started getting it on

00:12:49,768 --> 00:12:52,480

that amulet showed us

the truth of our origins.

00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:53,856

Father!

Hell, yeah.

00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:55,816

We're into

the same sick shit, huh?

00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,568

No. My father.

He's here.

00:12:57,651 --> 00:13:00,446

W-What's that?

Emperor Dread Nought.

00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:03,866

♪♪

00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:06,952

The fate of the Alphabetrians

is at hand.

00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:09,955

Magma-Q's legacy ends here.

00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:11,540

How the fuck

did he find us?

00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,375

Oxygen-S: Betrayal reveal!

00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:15,002

[ Laughs evilly ]

00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:18,672

You appear displeased

to see me, Prince Water-T.

00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:21,175

Cold-ass mutha-fucker, you in

league with Dread Nought?

00:13:21,258 --> 00:13:24,178

How could you do us

Letters dirty like that, S?

00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:26,096

My true name is not S.

00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:28,641

On Numbericonia

they call me...

00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:30,100

8!

00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:32,353

8?! Oh, my God,

he's a number?!

00:13:32,436 --> 00:13:34,355

[ Laughs ] Did you know?

00:13:34,438 --> 00:13:36,649

I didn't. [ Laughs ]

Holy shit!

00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:38,651

I'm not even supposed

to be here today.

00:13:38,734 --> 00:13:40,152

It's my day off.

For real.

00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:43,113

That's how much I like

working with these people!

00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:46,450

[ Chuckles ]

Good thing your father

00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:48,202

isn't alive

to see you fail.

00:13:48,285 --> 00:13:49,286

He'd be so disappointed.

00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:51,580

Mutha-fucker, I'm gonna

shoot you in the dick.

00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,749

Ha! I would like to

see you try.

00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:55,084

Villain exit.

00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:57,211

Thanks for dragging me

across the universe

00:13:57,294 --> 00:13:58,629

to be killed, Water-T.

00:13:58,712 --> 00:14:00,214

No homework-doing,

mother-grabbin...

00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:01,674

You want to go, old man?

00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:03,008

I'll fuck you

till you love me.

00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:04,927

I'll put your kids

through college.

00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:07,763

I'll fucking take you to

Boca Raton, you motherfucker!

00:14:07,846 --> 00:14:09,014

Ease up, Water-T.

00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:11,016

After all,

y-you did betray Goldenfold

00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:14,895

by, uh, not thanking math

at the Grammys, I guess.

00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,689

That's what

you think happened?

00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:19,358

Nah, G-Folds,

it went like this.

00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:20,651

[ Hip hop music playing ]

00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:22,111

Didja listen to my album,

Pop?

00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:23,904

It's nominated

for a Grammy

00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,281

Yes. I heard your album.

00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:28,450

What is this four-four time,

rhythm nonsense?

00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:29,702

It's disgusting!

00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:31,287

You're a

number-loving traitor

00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:34,456

who doesn't care about

anything but himself.

00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,458

♪♪

00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:37,918

I...I never knew.

00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:39,461

You never asked.

00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:40,796

Here...Father.

00:14:40,879 --> 00:14:44,133

The destiny of the Numbericons

is mine to claim!

00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:47,553

Everyone has to watch

while I do it too.

00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:49,555

How does

this thing work again?

00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:50,764

[ Sighs ]

Allow me, my lord.

00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:51,974

Hold up.

You're just gonna let

00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:53,100

this motherfucker --

00:14:53,183 --> 00:14:57,479

[ Thunder booms, rumbling ]

00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:59,481

Aah!

00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,525

[ Shouting ]

00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:03,652

♪♪

00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,822

[ Laughs evilly ]

00:15:06,905 --> 00:15:08,824

I don't get it.

00:15:08,907 --> 00:15:09,908

The ultimate power

00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:12,328

of the universe

is finally mine!

00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:15,456

Hey! I am the ruler

of the Numbericons.

00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:17,666

The dead rule nothing!

00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,002

Aah!

Father! No!

00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:21,712

Your father was a bitch.

00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:23,922

You shall be my general now!

00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:25,674

Well,

he was a bad father.

00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,092

I am Infinity,

00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:29,011

omnipotent god of numbers!

00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:32,890

And I have a world

of Letters to destroy!

00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:34,808

[ Laughs ]

00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:37,770

I guess he doesn't need

the ship anymore.

00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:39,772

He doesn't need

the ship anymore, guys!

00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:42,274

You heard Infinity.

Move out!

00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:43,609

Whoo-hoo! Alright!

00:15:43,692 --> 00:15:45,944

We could have

had something.

00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,696

It was a mistake, T.

00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,449

Letters and Numbers

can never be.

00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:56,372

♪♪

00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:59,124

Morty: What do we do? He's going

to destroy Alphabetrium!

00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,543

Whatever.

I don't care anymore.

00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,212

Damn, T.

That's cold.

00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:04,880

Exactly.

00:16:04,963 --> 00:16:06,131

Whoa!

God damn.

00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:07,883

You do remember

our adventure!

00:16:07,966 --> 00:16:09,343

Not really.

00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:12,846

Wow! Dope shit, T!

00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:14,098

If we don't stop Infinity.

00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:15,724

he's going to destroy

Alphabetrium.

00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:18,227

But that ooze-swamp put

the kibosh on our spaceships.

00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,979

M-Maybe we can pull it out

and upgrade it

00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:22,648

using parts

of the Numbers' ship.

00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:24,566

Oh, the googas already did it.

00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:25,734

Wow, you guys work fast.

00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,194

Scribble! Scribble!

00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:30,030

Damn, it's like

the Glyph Jumper, but extreme.

00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:33,242

[ Woman speaking in Japanese ]

00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:35,411

The Glyph Jumper Extreme is rad!

[ Laughs ]

00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:38,747

Let's go home and bust a cap

in Infinity's ass.

00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,124

Wait,

let me go pee first.

00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:42,042

That way, when we get there,

I'll get to say --

00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:44,253

Well, I'm not

gonna spoil it.

00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:52,136

♪♪

00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:53,595

Death to all Letters!

00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:57,558

Neither upper nor lower case

will survive this day!

00:16:57,641 --> 00:16:59,601

[ Letters screaming ]

00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,437

♪♪

00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,105

The Brackets Shield

has fallen!

00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:05,232

It's an utter apostrophe!

00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:06,108

Aah!

00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:07,735

I am bigger than Letters.

00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:09,111

I am bigger than Numbers.

00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:10,612

My balls are huge,

00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,365

and everyone can

suck my dick!

00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:15,200

[ Laughs ]

00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:17,703

Stop!

You're killing Numbers!

00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:19,288

[ Laughs ]

00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:21,331

My lord,

this is too far!

00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:22,791

Are you

still fucking talking?

00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,585

Here's a number

for you, lady.

00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:26,670

86 that ass! You're fired!

00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:29,840

[ Laughs ]

00:17:29,923 --> 00:17:31,800

Yo, suck this, bitch!

00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:32,968

♪♪

00:17:33,051 --> 00:17:34,511

Aah!

00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:37,347

Yo, T.

Is that your girl?

00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:42,603

♪♪

00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:44,313

That's twice

I saved your ass.

00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,607

Infinity's gone mad

with power.

00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:48,233

He's killing every one...

00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:50,861

and every two

and every three and every --

00:17:50,944 --> 00:17:53,071

We get it.

I was wrong to join him

00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:55,240

and wrong to leave you,

Water-T.

00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:57,701

Infinity killed

both our fathers.

00:17:57,785 --> 00:18:00,996

Nuh-uh. I was there.

Ceiling fell on him.

00:18:01,079 --> 00:18:03,707

Ha!

Father!

00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:05,167

That ceiling was poisoned.

00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:09,004

Oxygen-S planned Magma-Q's

assassination for months.

00:18:09,087 --> 00:18:11,840

All my life, I've served

such negative numbers.

00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,967

This kid I don't know

was right all along.

00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:16,053

Finally!

It's time for the Numbericons

00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:17,638

to rise and join us.

00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:21,725

How can we make the Numbericons

rise up against him?

00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:24,520

We'll inspire them.

00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:25,979

[ Laughing maniacally ]

00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:27,856

Kill! Murder! Death!

00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,692

[ Rap music playing

over speakers ]

00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:38,367

♪♪

00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,536

♪ Why does a one hate an "I,"

I gotta wonder? ♪

00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:42,704

♪ When a lower case "I"

is an imaginary number ♪

00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,748

♪ Who stands to gain

when I shoot up a digit? ♪

00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:47,960

♪ The division is complex, but

you know we gotta bridge it ♪

00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:50,712

♪ Hey, hey, ohh ♪

00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,047

[ Laughs evilly ]

00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:56,051

You think you can

stop me with rap, huh?

00:18:56,134 --> 00:18:58,345

♪ More homicides

than a dodecahedron ♪

00:18:58,428 --> 00:19:00,389

♪ Number V letters

the shit that it feeds on ♪

00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:02,766

♪ Today, alpha-numerically

combine... ♪

00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,351

♪ Like G-L-O-C-K means ♪

00:19:04,434 --> 00:19:05,727

♪ My ice cold '9 ♪

00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:09,022

♪ I got letters and numbers

every time I F a ho ♪

00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:11,733

♪ Giving her one big dick

while she screams "O" ♪

00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,151

♪♪

00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:15,487

♪ Magma-Q gets 'em wet

like she got her cry on ♪

00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,739

♪ My dick's 3.14 feet,

that's a pie-thon ♪

00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,741

♪ Ya'll actin' scared,

he ain't won yet ♪

00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:22,911

♪ Infinity to one odds?

That's an alpha-bet ♪

00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,830

Father?

You like a force ghost now?

00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:26,248

The fuck

it look like, son?

00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:29,167

I came back to help you hand

Infinity his ass.

00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:30,794

You ready?

Let's kill it, pops.

00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,880

♪ Infinity ain't shit

without numbers and letters ♪

00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:35,090

♪ We can blow his ass out ♪

♪ If we work together ♪

00:19:35,173 --> 00:19:38,385

♪ Rise up, Letters and Numbers,

I said rise up ♪

00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:40,637

♪ 'Cause you know

we're all brothers ♪

00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:42,222

♪ Oh ♪

00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:44,016

[ Cheers and applause ]

00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:47,644

Arise, King Magma-T!

00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:51,690

Oh, yeah.

Whoa, damn!

00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:55,152

♪♪

00:19:55,235 --> 00:19:56,486

[ Growls ]

00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:58,113

♪♪

00:19:58,196 --> 00:20:01,408

My word! Water-T's

spittin' straight fire!

00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:04,661

He truly is king of

Alphabetrium.

00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:06,288

♪♪

00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:09,374

Infinity is too strong.

Nothing can defeat him.

00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,585

You think?

How about this shit?

00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:12,836

The "I" of Harmony!

00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,087

Muthafuckers just left it.

00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:15,631

How will that help us?

00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:18,258

This thing loves when Letters

and Numbers get down.

00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:19,635

Come here, girl.

00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:20,928

Mm!

00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:22,930

Yeah. You like that, huh?

00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:25,057

Hell, yeah!

00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:26,683

You cannot stop me!

00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:28,143

I'm infinitely infinite!

00:20:28,226 --> 00:20:30,979

♪♪

00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,689

[ Infinity screaming ]

00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:34,066

My fucking dick!

00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:35,859

Thought I was lying,

mutha-fucker?

00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:38,570

♪♪

00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:41,031

Oh, Mr. Goldenfold,

I love math!

00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:43,158

And it loves you too,

Morty.

00:20:43,241 --> 00:20:45,911

I have to warn you,

I'm a prime number.

00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:47,496

I'm only divisible

by myself.

00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:49,998

Yeah, and

my dick's magma now,

00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,458

but we'll figure it out.

00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:54,169

[ Both laughing ]

00:20:54,252 --> 00:20:55,671

[ Both moaning softly ]

00:20:57,255 --> 00:21:00,342

How is that math homework

coming along, Morty?

00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:02,344

I-It's great.

It's -- It's so great.

00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:03,804

Do you mind

if I do a second test,

00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:06,640

you know, for -- for fun?

Ha! You're weird.

00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:08,308

And what about you, sir?

00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:09,601

There. All done.

00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:12,521

Here's your god damn

homework, old man. Happy?

00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:15,899

More than you can

possibly imagine.

00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:23,782

♪♪

00:21:23,865 --> 00:21:31,623

♪♪

00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:39,548

♪♪

00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:47,514

♪♪

00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:51,268

♪♪

00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:53,895

King Magma-T,

my people need you.

00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:56,314

And who are you?

00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:58,025

Ice Cube

of the Geomitrons.

00:21:58,108 --> 00:22:01,194

My planet getting all bent out

of shape by the Formivores.

00:22:01,278 --> 00:22:02,821

You Numbers and Letters

strong enough

00:22:02,904 --> 00:22:04,197

to fight them

muthafuckers?

00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:06,033

The warriors

of Alpha-Numbericon

00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:07,409

are unmatched in strength,

00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:10,454

and we never refuse to help

our brother in need.

00:22:10,537 --> 00:22:13,415

Word. My smokeshow queen

speaks truth.

00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:15,792

I'll grab my shit

and meet you out front.

00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:18,253

Cool.

00:22:18,336 --> 00:22:23,884

♪♪

00:22:25,218 --> 00:22:26,970

Did you get any of that?