Ночная семейка

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КОГДА ТЫ ПРОСНУЛСЯ В ПОСТЕЛИ КРИЧА,

УВИДАВ ПРЕД СОБОЙ СВОЕГО ПАЛАЧА

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В ТВОЁ ОДИНОЧЕСТВО ВТОРГЛОСЬ ПРОРОЧЕСТВО:

ГИБЕЛЬ СВОЮ ТЫ УЧУЯЛ ВДРУГ

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ТОМАС СТЕРН ЭЛИОТ

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СЧЁТЧИК ОВЕЦ

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МАРТ

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Привет, мам. Как дела?

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ОТ: НОЧНОГО ДЖЕРРИ, СОННАЯ АВЕНЮ

КОМУ: ДНЕВНОМУ ДЖЕРРИ, УЛИЦА ПОДПОДУШНАЯ

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ЗАПРЕТНАЯ ЗОНА

ВОСЕМЬ МАРМАДЮКОВ ОТ ВНЕШНЕГО КОЛЬЦА

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НА 110% НЕРАЗРУШИМО

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РАДИУС ПОЛЯ

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ИЮЛЬ

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НОЧНОЙ ДЖЕРРИ, ЕСЛИ ТЫ МОЙ ДРУГ,

ПОМОГИ МОЕЙ СЕМЬЕ

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РАСПРОДАЖА ПУСТЫХ КОРОБОК

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БЕНЗИНОВЫЙ ЗАВОД

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МУЗЕЙ ДИНАМИТА

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СКЛАД СУХИХ ЛИСТЬЕВ

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АЭРОПОРТ

СЛЕДУЮЩИЙ СЪЕЗД

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Dad? Hello? What is wrong with you?

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Really?

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Okay.

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Morning, assholes.

What’s this? Pancakes? Sold.

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What was up with you last night?

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I was totally talking to you

and you acted like I wasn’t there.

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I did? No that wasn’t me.

Technically. That was my Night Person.

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Been having him do crunches

while I sleep. Check it.

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- Damn! Check out that washboard!

- Too hard.

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What the hell’s a night person?

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I nabbed a Somnambulator while passing

through the Goobie-Joob System last week.

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Best investment I’ve ever made.

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Before going to bed,

I type a list of shit I wanna get done,

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then the Somnambulator programs

my unconscious body, or Night Person,

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to do it while I sleep.

I’m getting so much done.

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Can my Night-Person get me

an ab stack like yours, Rick?

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I’m gonna have my Night-Person learn me

Spanish so I can pass my test next week.

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No one gets a Night Person but me.

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This tech is way too advanced

for you zeebs.

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- What?

- Nothing.

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No. Go on. Say it.

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Say what? I don’t know

what you’re talking about.

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-Okay. Fine. Fuck it.

-Everybody gets

a Night-Person. Whatever.

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Stick out your fingers.

It needs a blood sample.

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Blood? Can’t I just give it

Beth’s credit card number?

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This isn’t Postmates, Jerry.

The Somnambulator needs

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your DNA profile to send commands

to your subconscious.

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It can poke all the fingers I got

if I get abs like Rick.

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Looks like I’m learning the trumpet.

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Okay remember, somebody

has to catch me if I faint.

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Night-Family.

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{\an8}-Hola, mamá. ¿Cómo lo llevas?

- How’s my honor student doing?

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{\an8}Muy bien. All the niños

and niñas at school

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{\an8}think I should run for class presidenta.

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{\an8}‘Sup, ladies. Wanna see somethin’?

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{\an8}Summer, you wanna drop

this bowling ball on my abs?

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{\an8}- Hell yes, I’m only human.

- Watch this.

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{\an8}‘Sup, ladies. You ready, Morty?

The stream’s about to go live.

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{\an8}- Where are you two going?

- Morty and I started a podcast

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{\an8}we call "Fab-solutely Ab-ulous."

It’s, an ab-centric hour of fun.

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{\an8}Hoping to get Nancy Pelosi on the show

next week, wanna drop her on our abs.

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{\an8}Guess who has a new pen pal.

No takers? It’s me.

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{\an8}- Pen pal?

- Night-Jerry and I write letters

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{\an8}to each other. It’s super fun.

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{\an8}"I also like Tori Amos",

"Hope you like our new pajamas."

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{\an8}"What is the sun?" Jerry, this isn’t how

you’re supposed to use a Night-Person.

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{\an8}You two are being

a couple of Debbie Down-theres.

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{\an8}Wait until Night-Jerry reads about this.

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{\an8}Who wants cake?

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{\an8}- Abs are cool.

- Way cool.

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{\an8}But as above so below,

know what I’m saying, Rick?

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{\an8}Morty, you must be referring to these

excellent boxer shorts we got from

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{\an8}the good folks at Boxer Lobster.

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{\an8}Boxer Lobster Boxers feel like they’re

warm butter on your schwantz.

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{\an8}And they come in all sorts of styles:

neon, plaid, orange

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{\an8}I even got a pair with that little,

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{\an8}the raccoon man from

that one movie, printed on it.

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{\an8}- Chewbacca.

- Do yourself a favor

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{\an8}and level up with Boxer Lobster Boxers.

You’ll be glad you did.

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{\an8}Shit, Rick, they want you to say

Wub-a-lubba-dub-dub at the end.

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{\an8}Screw that. We’re not whores.

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{\an8}- Guys, dinner’s getting cold.

- You know what’s not getting cold?

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{\an8}This hot stack of ab-jacks, son.

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{\an8}- No notes.

- One more thing:

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{\an8}Night-Jerry said Night-Summer

would appreciate it

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{\an8}if everybody could rinse

off their plates after eating.

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{\an8}- What?

- Ya know,

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{\an8}rinse the schmutz off after eating.

‘Makes it easier to clean up later.

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What?

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Our job is not to make the

Night People’s chores easier.

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It’s a reasonable request, Rick.

Takes two seconds.

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They exist only to do

the shit we don’t want to do.

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So, until further notice,

which will be never.

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Request: denied.

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Hello there.

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What the cock?

Where are the dishes?

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Dad? They’re in here.

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They busted up all our dishes.

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What are we supposed to

eat off of now, brains for shit?

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You owe me.

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We’ll eat off these,

"Brains for shit."

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Seems like you spent

an awful lot of energy just

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to not give the Night-Family

what they want.

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Jerry tell your boyfriend to suck my dick

and good luck breaking super alien dishes.

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I’ll let him know but

he’s not gonna like it.

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- What?

- Why won’t you rinse your dishes?

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It takes two seconds.

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If you don’t, the schmutz dries

and makes the dish harder to clean.

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- Rinse your dishes. Rinse. Rinse.

- Rinse. Rinse.

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Lemme go, who locked my implants?

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I told you to after you fell asleep.

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You see, Night-You is not in charge.

Night-I am.

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I don’t care, I ain’t rinsing shit.

Hey, what are you doing?

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If you refuse to clean your dishes.

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Then I will have to do it for you.

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I have always been here, Rick.

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Deep inside the mind of your grandchild.

Waiting to come out.

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Your machine allowed me

to steal the night,

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and soon I will seize the day.

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Baby Jesus.

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It’s awful, Baby Jesus. Awful.

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What the fuck’s your problem with me?

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What? What? I don’t know what

you’re talking about.

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I just got force-fed diarrhea

by your night-person,

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who’s also convinced Night-me

to lock me out of my tech.

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Rick? There’s been a pretty clear

escalation down here.

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The Night-Family stripped the house

last night. Everything’s gone.

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Including the Somnambulator.

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They locked us out of the garage.

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I don’t know about you,

but I got the hoo-ha’s.

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God-damn it.

Are you happy now, Summer?!

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I didn’t do anything.

I’m trapped in this bullshit too.

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Glad you think so because

I got a plan to beat Night-Summer.

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You’re going undercover.

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Did you have to make mushy garbage science

on the living room carpet?

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Yeah, no choice, Jerry. Night Summer had

Night-Rick take away my tech.

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Had to improvise.

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There are different levels of cortisol

in your bloodstream

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when you're asleep. So this interface

only works off my awake saliva samples

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There. No one asleep will be able to

deactivate the laser-cage until I win.

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- Where’s Summer?

- Never mind her. All of you get to bed.

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It itches,

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- this whole thing is way uncomfortable.

- Yeah, that’s the idea.

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The Sleep Deprivation Suit is designed

to keep you awake until morning.

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Aren’t they going to be suspicious

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seeing Night-Summer covered

in all this Terry Gilliam?

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They’re not gonna question her;

she’s the leader

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of the Night Family

for some stupid reason.

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When the Night-Family activates,

just blend in,

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make them think you’re Night-Summer.

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If you start to nod off,

suck on this tube.

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- What is it?

- A cocktail of Mountain Dew and DayQuil.

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The kids in Southern Europe

call it DewQuil.

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- Smells gross.

- It is.

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Once you find the Somnambulator,

use this Deactivator Puck.

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Stick it on the Somnambulator and when

the puck activates it’ll fry its circuits.

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Remember: Stay awake. All night.

Meet me back here at sunrise.

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Why are you wearing that suit?

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- Yeah, why?

- Yes.

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Yeah. Because you’re all

such clothing experts.

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- That’s fair.

- Ouch.

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- Fair enough.

- Point taken.

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Get back to work.

I rule the night and stuff.

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- Yes.

- Okay.

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- Will do.

- As you wish.

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Grandpa Rick! Rick, wake up!

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What. I’m up. I’m up.

Did you find it?

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For sure. You were souping up

the Somnambu-whatever

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so they could extend its range

beyond the house.

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But I defeated that shit when I put

the thing on top of the thing.

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Everybody, wake up! Summer fried

the Somnambulator. The nightmare is over.

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- Really? That’s amazing.

- Almost got pinched

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but yes, say adiós to the Night-Family.

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Bye-bye, pen pal.

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- I want Shoney’s pancakes!

- Yes! Shoney’s pancakes!

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Alright, Brunch is on me, Day-Family.

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You know, for a second there,

I thought Night-Summer was gonna win.

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That chick is the absolute worst.

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Sorry, Rick. But your opinion

means very little to me.

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Did you think you could

stop me with this, Rick?

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- Halt day-manoids.

- Everyone! Get behind my abs.

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Do not move. Do not move.

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You are most definitely surrounded.

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You are the slaves now.

If you have any doubt,

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I suggest you sleep on it.

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- She’s Night-Summer.

- Thanks, Jerry.

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Work! Work!

The function of the Day manoid

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is to serve the Night.

Work Harder! Harder!

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It is natural for the day

to serve the night.

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Night was here long before day.

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Half of all time is night time.

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One hundred and fifty-seven.

One hundred and fifty-eight.

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- One hundred and...

- No more, please! I hate exercise.

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Silence! Crunch harder! Harder!

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We have to escape the

Somnambulator’s reach.

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- Do we even know how far that is?

- No. Cards on the table,

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we may be really eff-ed

in the A this time.

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Report to your designated

sleep pod for rest period.

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I’m a friend of your Son in Law.

Come with me.

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- What?

- How?

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Hurry. We dooon’t have long before

the Proxy-drones go back online.

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- Thank-you, Night-Jerry.

- Anything to help Day-Jerry’s family,

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he’s a very special perso...

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- Why?

- Nice. You got our Jerry back.

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Yeah. Totally why I did that.

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- Everybody in Rick’s car!

- No, Morty! Wait!

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Having a bit a trouble with your car,

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- Sanchez?

- Not now, Gene!

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Halt! Day-manoids are restricted

from the outside world!

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Halt! Halt!

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Hold on to your tits.

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- Where am I going?

- To the airport.

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We have to get as far away as possible

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from the somnambulator

before we fall asleep.

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What about Summer?

We can’t leave her behind.

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She’s not your sister anymore, Morty.

Consider her dead. Eat shit, Summer!

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Sweetie, ya gotta shake those robots.

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I think we lost them.

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Son of a bitch!

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Damn it, we lost Morty!

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Beth! Watch out!

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You cannot escap... Shit.

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Stop, or I’ll shoot everyone!

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Take the wheel.

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As you wish.

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Let go of me, ya little shit!

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No! You’re going the wrong way!

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Silence, Day-breather.

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- Morty, you’re choking me.

- I know.

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What the heck, Dad?

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Help me stop your Mom.

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Look out, you useless old man!

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What the hell? Gimmie that gun

and take the wheel, stupid.

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Jesus. Sorry.

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The Night-Family’s trying to make us

go back home. Ya gotta turn around.

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Why even bother, Gene?

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Good job, Mom. Back on course.

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Almost didn’t make it.

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Hit the sheets, Day-manoids.

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Night-Person.

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I’m on your side.

I’m on your side.

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- That’s right, sorry.

- Sorry! Rough day.

00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:13,282

Daymanoids.

00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,375

- Come on. Jump.

- Why?

00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:26,044

I’m already in a perfectly functional car.

00:17:27,087 --> 00:17:28,130

Family?

00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:42,227

Everybody awake?

00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:44,688

- We are now.

- What the hay?

00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:48,192

Looks like we’re gonna make it, kids.

00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:54,198

- Nighty-night, slaves.

- Fuck.

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Take that.

00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:08,462

Fuck.

00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:12,633

Take that.

00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:14,718

- Hold him down.

- No. No.

00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:19,723

Stop! Rick, we’re all the same people.

00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:25,395

There must some agreement we can reach

to stop this god awful conflict?

00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:29,274

- Like what?

- I would consider a truce,

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if the Day-manoids would

rinse their dishes.

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- Fine by me.

- Yes, rinse,

00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:39,535

That seems fair, we can end

all of this right now

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if you agree to rinse your dishes.

What do you say, Rick?

00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:54,716

Let’s go home. Right, Grandpa?

00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,177

Great idea, Summer.

00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:38,468

So until you pay that fee,

plus the multiple overdue charges,

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your account will remain frozen.

00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:44,141

Normally this would have been dealt with

by our Day-manoid oppressors

00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:47,436

but we recently freed ourselves

from the shackles of the night.

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Honey, I got thirty

more calls to make today.

00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:52,357

The bank repossessed the car.

00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:57,696

Man. I got logged out of my Twitter

account and don’t know my password. Shit.

00:19:58,238 --> 00:20:01,158

We spent all the

Day-people’s money on vacations,

00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:06,622

renting concert halls and Night-centric

streaming subscriptions. We’re broke.

00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:10,542

I guess, there’s a lot more work

to seizing the day than I thought.

00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:18,383

I have a device that will solve

all of our problems.

00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:33,398

- How long have we been asleep?

- Can’t be that long.

00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:37,527

My god. No. They killed

the choco taco.

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И ВДРУГ ПРОСЫПАЕШЬСЯ

В ПОТУ И ДИКОМ ИСПУГЕ.

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КОГДА ТЫ ОДИН ПОСЕРЕДИНЕ КРОВАТИ

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И ВДРУГ ПРОСЫПАЕШЬСЯ,

БУДТО ТЕБЯ УДАРИЛИ ПО ГОЛОВЕ.

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У ТЕБЯ ЕЩЕ ОСТАЛАСЬ ДЫМКА КОШМАРА

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И МУРАШКИ…»

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Т. С. ЭЛИОТ

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ПОДСЧЕТ ОВЕЦ

СНУЗИ

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Что ты делаешь?

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Папа!

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Папа! Эй!

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Да что с тобой?

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Серьезно?

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Ладно.

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Доброе утро, му…

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…даки.

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Это что, блины? Уговорили.

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Что с тобой было ночью?

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Я с тобой разговаривала, а ты вел себя,

будто меня там и не было.

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Правда? Ах да.

Нет, это был не я. Технически.

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Это мое ночное «я». Я заставил его

качать пресс, пока сам спал.

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- Смотри.

- Чёрт! Глянь на эту стиральную доску!

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- Слишком сильно.

- Что это за хрень, твое «ночное "я"»?

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На прошлой неделе, будучи в системе

Губи-Джуб, я разжился Сомнамбулатором.

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Это лучшая инвестиция в моей жизни!

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Перед сном я печатаю список всякой

хрени, которую мне нужно сделать.

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Затем Сомнамбулатор программирует

мое бессознательное тело,

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или мое ночное «я»,

которое и делает всё это, пока я сплю.

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Я так много успеваю!

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Рик, а мое ночное может мне тоже

пресс накачать, как у тебя?

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А я хочу, чтоб мое ночное «я»

выучило испанский

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и я сдала экзамен на следующей неделе.

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Ни у кого не будет ночного «я»,

кроме меня.

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Эта технология

слишком сложна для вас, тупые.

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- Что?

- Ничего.

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Нет. Давай, говори.

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Что говорить? Не понимаю, о чём ты.

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Ну и ладно. К чёрту.

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У всех будет свое ночное «я». Плевать.

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Давайте сюда пальцы.

Нужен образец крови.

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Крови? А нельзя просто назвать

номер кредитки Бет?

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Джерри, это не служба доставки еды.

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Сомнамбулатору нужен профиль твоей ДНК,

чтобы посылать команды подсознанию.

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Он может ткнуть меня во все пальцы,

если у меня будет пресс как у Рика.

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Похоже, я научусь играть на трубе.

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Помните, что кто-нибудь должен меня

подхватить, если я упаду в обморок.

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Ура, ночная семья!

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МАРТ

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Hola, mamá. Как успехи?

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Как дела у моей отличницы?

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Muy bien.

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Все niños и niñas в школе считают,

что я могу стать президентом класса.

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Как жизнь, дамы? Показать вам кое-что?

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Саммер, хочешь бросить мне на пресс

шар для боулинга?

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Чёрт, да. Я всего лишь человек.

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Смотри-ка!

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Как дела, дамы?

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Ты готов, Морти? Эфир вот-вот начнется.

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- Куда это вы двое собрались?

- Мы с Морти замутили подкаст

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и назвали его «Суперпресс».

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Это час веселья на тему пресса.

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Надеюсь, в следующем шоу

примет участие Нэнси Пелоси.

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- Хотим бросить ее на наш пресс.

- Ага.

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Угадайте, у кого

новый друг по переписке.

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Нет желающих? У меня.

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Друг по переписке?

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Ночной Джерри и я переписываемся.

Это очень весело.

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ОТ КОГО: ОТ НОЧНОГО ДЖЕРРИ

ХРАП-АВЕНЮ, СОНВИЛЛЬ, США

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КОМУ: ДНЕВНОМУ ДЖЕРРИ, УЛИЦА

ПОД ПОДУШКОЙ, ГОРОД ПРОБУЖДЕНИЯ, США

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«Мне тоже нравится Тори Амос. Надеюсь,

тебе нравится наша новая пижама».

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«Что такое Солнце?»

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Джерри, ночное «я»

совершенно не для этого.

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Вы такие душные!

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Подождите, пока ночной Джерри

не прочитает об этом.

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Кто хочет торт?

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- Пресс - это классно!

- Очень.

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Но он одинаковый. Как вверху,

так и внизу. Понимаешь, о чём я, Рик?

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Морти, ты, должно быть,

имеешь в виду те отличные боксеры,

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которые нам подарили одни хорошие люди

из «Лобстера-боксера».

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Боксеры «Лобстер-боксер» -

реально как теплое масло на писюне.

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Они бывают самых разных стилей:

неоновые, клетчатые, оранжевые.

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У меня даже есть пара с маленьким…

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Человек-енот из того фильма,

напечатанный на них.

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- Чубакка.

- Сделайте себе одолжение

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и повысьте уровень с боксерами

«Лобстер-боксер». Вы будете рады этому.

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Чёрт, Рик. Они хотят, чтобы ты сказал

в конце «Вубба-лубба-даб-даб».

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Да ну их на хрен. Мы не шлюхи.

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Ребята, ужин остывает.

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Знаешь, что не остывает?

Горячий пресс из мышц, сынок.

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Добавить тут нечего.

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Еще кое-что.

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Ночной Джерри сказал,

что ночной Саммер понравится,

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если все будут ополаскивать

свои тарелки после еды.

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- Что?

- Типа, смывать всю дрянь после еды.

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Потом легче мыть посуду.

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Что?

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Наша задача не в том,

чтобы облегчить работу ночных «я».

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Это разумная просьба, Рик.

Занимает две секунды.

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Они существуют, чтобы делать

дерьмо, которое мы делать не хотим.

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Так что до дальнейших распоряжений,

которых никогда не будет…

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…запрос отклонен.

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Привет.

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Что за хрень? Где вся посуда?

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Пап, она здесь.

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Они разбили всю нашу посуду.

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И из чего мы теперь будем жрать?

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ЗАПРЕТНАЯ ЗОНА…

ВОСЕМЬ МАРМАДЮКОВ ЗА ВНЕШНИМ КОЛЬЦОМ

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Ты мой должник.

00:07:08,052 --> 00:07:10,471

НЕРАЗБИВАЕМЫЕ НА 110%

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Будем жрать из этих тарелок.

00:07:17,186 --> 00:07:19,105

Похоже, ты готов из кожи вон лезть,

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только бы не дать ночной семье то,

о чём они просят.

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Джерри, пусть твой дружок отсосет мне.

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И пожелай ему удачи в попытках

разбить инопланетную суперпосуду.

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Я ему передам,

но он не будет в восторге.

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НЮХАТЕЛЬНАЯ СОЛЬ

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Почему ты не споласкиваешь тарелки?

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Это занимает всего две секунды.

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Если этого не делать, остатки еды

засыхают, и тарелки сложно отмыть.

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Споласкивай за собой тарелки.

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- Споласкивай.

- Споласкивай.

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Отпустите меня.

Кто заблокировал мои импланты?

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Это я тебе приказала

после того, как ты заснул.

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Как видишь,

твое ночное «я» тут ничего не решает.

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Тут главное - мое ночное «я».

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Мне плевать.

Никакое дерьмо я споласкивать не буду.

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Что ты делаешь?

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Если ты отказываешься

споласкивать за собой тарелки,

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тогда это придется делать мне.

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Я всегда была здесь, Рик,

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глубоко в подсознании твоей внучки.

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Ждала подходящего момента,

чтобы появиться.

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Твоя машина позволила мне украсть ночь,

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а скоро я подчиню себе и день.

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Господи боже мой.

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Это кошмар! Господи! Жуть!

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Блин, что ты до меня докопалась-то?

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Что? Не понимаю, о чём ты.

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Ночью меня насильно накормило

каким-то поносом твое ночное «я»,

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да к тому же убедило мое ночное «я»

отключить меня от моей же техники.

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Рик, ситуация явно обострилась.

00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:11,926

Ночная семья обчистила весь дом.

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Всё исчезло, включая Сомнамбулатор.

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Они заблокировали нам гараж.

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Не знаю, как у вас,

а у меня аж мурашки.

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Проклятье. Теперь ты довольна, Саммер?

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Я ничего не делала.

Я тоже тут страдаю, между прочим.

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Да? Рад, что ты так думаешь. У меня

есть план, как одолеть ночную Саммер.

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Будешь работать под прикрытием.

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А обязательно эту грязь

разводить прямо на ковре в гостиной?

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Ага. Без вариантов. Ночная Саммер

заставила ночного Рика забрать технику.

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Пришлось импровизировать.

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Во время сна

уровень кортизола в крови другой.

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Этот интерфейс работает только

с образцами слюны меня бодрствующего.

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Так что спящие не смогут отключить

лазерную клетку, пока я не выиграю.

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- Где Саммер?

- Забейте на нее. Всем спать, ложитесь.

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Всё чешется. Жутко неудобно!

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Ну да, в этом вся соль.

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Костюм для лишения сна предназначен

для того, чтоб ты не спала до утра.

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А они ничего не заподозрят,

00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:05,855

увидев ночную Саммер в этой хрени?

00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:07,064

Они не будут ее допрашивать.

00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:09,567

По какой-то глупой причине

она главная в ночной семье.

00:10:09,650 --> 00:10:11,610

Когда появится ночная семья,

просто влейся в нее.

00:10:11,694 --> 00:10:13,029

Убеди их, что ты ночная Саммер.

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Если начнешь засыпать,

пососи вот эту трубку.

00:10:15,197 --> 00:10:17,575

- Что это?

- Смесь газировки и сиропа от кашля.

00:10:17,658 --> 00:10:19,535

Дети в южной Европе называют это

газировкой от кашля.

00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:20,953

- Воняет ужасно.

- Ага.

00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:23,998

Как только найдешь Сомнамбулатор,

используй эту шайбу деактиватора.

00:10:24,081 --> 00:10:25,166

Прикрепи ее к Сомнамбулатору,

00:10:25,249 --> 00:10:27,752

а когда шайба активируется,

она сожжет всю его цепь.

00:10:28,502 --> 00:10:30,629

Помни: тебе нельзя спать всю ночь.

00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:32,506

Встретимся здесь на рассвете.

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ДИАПАЗОН ПОЛЯ - 155%

00:11:16,675 --> 00:11:17,676

ДИАПАЗОН ПОЛЯ - 169%

00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:26,394

Почему ты в этом костюме?

00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:28,896

- Да. Почему?

- Да?

00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:36,695

Ага, можно подумать,

вы все прям спецы в вопросах одежды.

00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:40,783

- Логично.

- Замечание принято.

00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:44,078

Возвращайтесь к работе.

00:11:44,161 --> 00:11:48,124

Я правлю ночью и всё такое.

00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:49,375

- Да.

- Хорошо.

00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:51,127

- Будет сделано.

- Как скажешь.

00:11:55,464 --> 00:11:57,591

- Дедушка Рик! Рик, проснись!

- Что?

00:11:57,675 --> 00:12:00,219

- Проснулся. Ты его нашла?

- Конечно.

00:12:00,302 --> 00:12:02,346

Ты варил

какую-то сомнамбулическую хрень,

00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:04,974

чтоб они расширили диапазон

Сомнамбулатора за пределы дома.

00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:09,186

Но я разрулила всё это дерьмо,

прикрепив ту штуку к машине.

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Всем подъем!

Саммер сожгла Сомнамбулатор.

00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:15,025

- Кошмар закончился.

- Правда? Это восхитительно.

00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:19,029

Я чуть не попалась. Но всё верно,

попрощайтесь с ночной семьей.

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Пока, друг по переписке.

00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:24,160

- Я хочу блинчики Шони!

- Да, блинчики Шони!

00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:26,162

Хорошо. Бранч на мне, дневная семья.

00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:31,125

На секунду я подумал,

что ночная Саммер вот-вот победит.

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Та тёлка ужасна!

00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:37,715

Прости, Рик, но твое мнение

для меня очень мало значит.

00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:43,304

Думал, сможешь

остановить меня этим, Рик?

00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:47,308

- Стоять, дневные!

- Все прячьтесь за мой пресс!

00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:51,061

Не двигаться!

00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:53,105

Вы, скорее всего, окружены.

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Теперь вы рабы.

00:12:57,443 --> 00:13:00,029

Если у вас остались сомнения,

00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:03,908

предлагаю вам переспать с ними.

00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:06,494

- Она ночная Саммер!

- Спасибо, Джерри.

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ИЮЛЬ

00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:12,917

За работу!

00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,003

Функция дневных - служить ночным.

00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:18,506

Усерднее работай!

00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:22,843

У дневных природой заложено

служить ночным.

00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:25,721

Ночь появилась задолго до дня.

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Половина всего времени

приходится на ночь.

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«ВЫХОДНОЙ ДЕНЬ ФЕРРИСА БЬЮЛЛЕРА»

00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:33,479

Сто пятьдесят семь,

сто пятьдесят восемь,

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- сто…

- Умоляю, хватит. Ненавижу физкультуру.

00:13:36,106 --> 00:13:38,984

Молчать! Отжимайся усерднее! Усерднее!

00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:41,445

Надо выйти из радиуса

действия Сомнамбулатора.

00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:43,697

- Мы даже не знаем, далеко ли это.

- Не знаем…

00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:47,076

По чесноку, в этот раз

мы можем реально проиграть.

00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:51,956

Отправляйтесь в отведенную вам

спальную капсулу для отдыха.

00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,426

«НОЧНОЙ ДЖЕРРИ, ЕСЛИ ТЫ МОЙ ДРУГ,

ПРОШУ, ПОМОГИ МОЕЙ СЕМЬЕ. ДНЕВНОЙ ДЖ.».

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Я друг твоего зятя.

00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:17,481

Идемте со мной.

00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:22,778

Быстрее, времени мало,

скоро прокси-дроны вернутся в сеть.

00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:27,366

Спасибо, ночной Джерри.

00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:30,202

Я на всё готов,

чтобы помочь семье дневного Джерри.

00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:32,580

Он особенный человек.

00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,833

- За что?

- Отлично. Наш Джерри вернулся.

00:14:35,916 --> 00:14:38,544

- Да, именно для этого я ему и залепил.

- Все в машину Рика!

00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:39,795

Нет, Морти, стой!

00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:44,550

Проблемы с машиной, Санчес?

00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:46,010

- Не сейчас, Джин!

- Стоять!

00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:48,929

Дневным запрещено выходить на улицу.

00:14:49,513 --> 00:14:51,307

Стоять!

00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:52,933

Держитесь за свои сиськи.

00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:58,397

- Куда я еду?

- В аэропорт.

00:14:58,480 --> 00:14:59,815

Надо уехать как можно дальше

00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,026

от Сомнамбулатора, пока мы не заснули.

00:15:02,109 --> 00:15:04,069

А что с Саммер?

Мы же не можем ее бросить.

00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:06,155

Она больше не твоя сестра, Морти.

Считай, что она умерла.

00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:08,741

Выкуси, Саммер! Дорогая,

придется тряхнуть этих роботов.

00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:18,375

Кажется, мы оторвались.

00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:21,587

Сукин ты сын!

00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:25,341

Блин! Мы потеряли Морти!

00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:28,927

Осторожно!

00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:30,471

Вы не можете…

00:15:35,559 --> 00:15:38,479

ПУСТЫЕ КАРТОННЫЕ КОРОБКИ НА ПРОДАЖУ

00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:41,982

Остановись, иначе я убью всех!

00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:54,536

- Садись за руль.

- Как скажешь.

00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:59,333

Отпусти меня, маленький говнюк!

00:16:04,171 --> 00:16:06,340

Нет! Ты не туда едешь!

00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:08,759

Заткнись, дневной!

00:16:09,009 --> 00:16:11,595

- Морти, ты меня душишь!

- Знаю.

00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:14,515

Какого чёрта, папа?

00:16:18,435 --> 00:16:19,770

Помоги мне остановить твою маму.

00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:24,566

Осторожнее, бестолковый старикан!

00:16:25,442 --> 00:16:28,195

Какого чёрта? Дай сюда пистолет

и садись за руль, дурында.

00:16:28,278 --> 00:16:29,738

Господи. Извини.

00:16:47,005 --> 00:16:48,841

Ночная семья пытается

заставить нас вернуться домой.

00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:50,384

Ты должна развернуться!

00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:56,598

Зачем вообще что-то делать, Джин?

00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:58,600

ВЫЕЗД НА СКОРОСТНУЮ ТРАССУ

00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,352

Отлично сработано, мам.

Мы снова на верном пути.

00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:02,104

Чуть было не упустили.

00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:04,231

Ложитесь спать, дневные.

00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:07,026

Ночной!

00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:09,319

Эй, я же на вашей стороне.

00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:10,529

Я на вашей стороне.

00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:11,989

- Точно. Извини.

- Прости. Тяжелый день.

00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:13,657

Дневные.

00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:22,958

Давай, прыгай!

00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:26,045

Почему? У меня и так нормальная машина.

00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:28,172

Семья?

00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,552

БЕНЗИНОВЫЙ ЗАВОД

00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:35,429

МУЗЕЙ ДИНАМИТА

00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:37,473

СКЛАД СУХИХ ЛИСТЬЕВ

00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:42,060

Все проснулись?

00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:44,730

- Теперь да.

- Какого чёрта!

00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:46,398

СЪЕЗД 251

СЛЕДУЮЩИЙ СЪЕЗД - АЭРОПОРТ

00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:48,192

Похоже, мы справимся, ребятки.

00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:53,614

Спокойной ночи, рабы.

00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:54,531

Твою мать!

00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:03,457

Получи!

00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:12,674

Получи!

00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:14,843

- Держите его!

- Нет!

00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:19,807

Хватит! Рик, мы одни и те же люди.

00:18:20,098 --> 00:18:22,684

Мы же можем прийти

к какому-нибудь соглашению,

00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:25,437

чтобы остановить этот жуткий конфликт.

00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:26,688

Например?

00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:29,191

Я не против перемирия,

00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:33,112

если дневные будут ополаскивать посуду.

00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:35,531

- Меня это устраивает.

- Да, полоскать.

00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:37,032

По-моему, справедливо.

00:18:37,115 --> 00:18:39,660

Мы можем закончить всё это

прямо сейчас,

00:18:39,743 --> 00:18:42,538

если ты согласишься

ополаскивать посуду.

00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:44,498

Что скажешь, Рик?

00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:55,092

Поедем домой, а, дедушка?

00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:57,469

Отличная идея, Саммер.

00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:10,691

КРОВАТЬ, ВАННА И НЕ ТОЛЬКО

00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:24,788

НОЧНОЙ ДЖЕРРИ

00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:38,343

Так что пока вы не оплатите этот сбор

и многочисленные просроченные платежи,

00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:40,179

ваш аккаунт останется замороженным.

00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:44,099

Обычно это улаживали

наши дневные угнетатели.

00:19:44,182 --> 00:19:47,436

Но недавно мы освободились

от оков ночи.

00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:49,313

Дорогая, сегодня мне нужно

сделать еще 30 звонков.

00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:52,399

Банк конфисковал машину.

00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:54,109

Чёрт.

00:19:54,192 --> 00:19:58,071

Я вышла из своего аккаунта в твиттере,

а пароль не знаю. Чёрт.

00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:02,492

Мы потратили все деньги дневных

на поездки, аренду концертных залов

00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:05,579

и подписки на ночное потоковое вещание.

00:20:05,662 --> 00:20:06,663

Мы разорены.

00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:10,542

Похоже, днем гораздо больше работы,

чем я думала.

00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:18,592

У меня есть устройство,

которое решит все наши проблемы.

00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:32,230

И долго мы спали?

00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:33,941

Вряд ли очень долго.

00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:35,943

О господи. Нет!

00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:37,527

Они съели шоколадное мороженое!

00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:43,909

СВЕТЛОЙ ПАМЯТИ МАЙКА МЕНДЕЛА

00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:46,870

Перевод субтитров: Татьяна Грачева

00:00:08,590 --> 00:00:10,550

ПІДРИВАЄШСЯ ВЕСЬ СПІТНІЛИЙ

І СТРАХ ДО ТЕБЕ ШЕПОЧЕ.

00:00:10,630 --> 00:00:12,420

КОЛИ ТИ САМІСІНЬКИЙ ПОСЕРЕД ПОСТЕЛІ

00:00:12,510 --> 00:00:15,180

НЕМОВ ВІД УДАРУ ПО ГОЛОВІ ЛОВИШ КАРУСЕЛІ.

00:00:15,260 --> 00:00:17,890

ЖАХІТТЯ НАЛІТАЮТЬ ЯК КОРШАКИ

І ТЕБЕ

00:00:17,970 --> 00:00:20,060

ПОЧИНАЮТЬ БИТИ ДРИЖАКИ..."

Т.С. ЕЛІОТ

00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:28,190

РАХІВНИК ОВЕЧОК

00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:41,000

ЗРОБИТИ ТИСЯЧУ ПОВТОРІВ НА ПРЕС

00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:08,660

БЕРЕЗЕНЬ

00:03:10,730 --> 00:03:12,480

Привіт, мамо. Як справи?

00:03:48,990 --> 00:03:51,990

ВІД НІЧНОГО ДЖЕРРІ, СОНЬКО-ВІЛЛЬ

ДЕННОМУ ДЖЕРРІ, БАДЬОРО-ТАУН

00:06:35,180 --> 00:06:36,770

ЗАБОРОНЕНА ЗОНА...

00:06:36,850 --> 00:06:39,060

ВІСІМ МАРМАДУКІВ ЗА ЗОВНІШНІМ КІЛЬЦЕМ

00:07:07,630 --> 00:07:10,220

НЕЗНИЩЕННІСТЬ 110%

00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,000

НЮХАЛЬНІ СОЛІ

00:11:15,090 --> 00:11:17,420

ДІАПАЗОН ДІЇ ПОЛЯ

00:13:10,770 --> 00:13:11,990

ЛИПЕНЬ

00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,000

«ДЕНЬ НЕЗАЛЕЖНОСТІ»

«ДЕНЬ БАБАКА»

00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,600

«РІКІ БОББІ: КОРОЛЬ ДОРОГИ»

«ФЕРРІС Б’ЮЛЕР БЕРЕ ВИХІДНИЙ»

00:14:02,460 --> 00:14:06,560

НІЧНИЙ ДЖЕРРІ, ЯКЩО ТИ СПРАВДІ МЕНІ

ДРУГ, ДОПОМОЖИ МОЇЙ СІМ’Ї. – ДЕННИЙ ДЖЕРРІ

00:15:35,510 --> 00:15:37,310

ПРОДАЮТЬСЯ ПОРОЖНІ КАРТОННІ КОРОБКИ

00:16:14,010 --> 00:16:16,720

ШВИДКА ДОСТАВКА АДДЕРОЛЛУ

00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:58,510

ВИЇЗД НА АВТОМАГІСТРАЛЬ

00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:33,420

БЕНЗИНОВИЙ ЗАВОД

00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:36,880

МУЗЕЙ ДИНАМІТУ

00:17:36,970 --> 00:17:38,930

СКЛАД СУХОГО ЛИСТЯ

00:17:44,890 --> 00:17:46,480

НАСТУПНИЙ З’ЇЗД ДО АЕРОПОРТУ

00:19:21,150 --> 00:19:24,530

НАЙКРАЩИЙ ДІДО НА СВІТІ

00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:22,897

[ Snoring loudly ]

00:00:34,492 --> 00:00:36,661

[ Mumbling ]

00:00:36,745 --> 00:00:38,872

[ Sighs ]

00:00:40,790 --> 00:00:42,751

[ Insects chirping ]

00:00:42,751 --> 00:00:46,629

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

00:00:52,427 --> 00:00:53,595

[ Dramatic music plays ]

Aah!

00:00:53,595 --> 00:00:56,222

What are you doing?!

[ Breathing heavily ]

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Dad?

Hello?

00:00:59,851 --> 00:01:02,604

What is wrong

with you?

00:01:02,604 --> 00:01:04,272

Really?

00:01:04,272 --> 00:01:07,692

Oh.

Okay.

00:01:07,776 --> 00:01:10,195

[ Rooster crowing ]

00:01:12,489 --> 00:01:14,741

Mornin', ass[burps]holes.

00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:16,117

What's this?

Pancakes?

00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:18,077

Sold.

What was up with you

last night?

00:01:18,161 --> 00:01:20,830

I was totally talking to you and

you acted like I wasn't there.

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I did? Oh, yeah. No.

That wasn't me.

00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:24,876

Technically.

That was my night person.

00:01:24,876 --> 00:01:27,128

Been having him do crunches

while I sleep. Check it.

00:01:27,212 --> 00:01:29,255

Damn!

Check out that washboard, yo!

00:01:29,339 --> 00:01:30,465

Hey.

Too hard.

00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:32,175

What the hell's

a night person?

00:01:32,175 --> 00:01:33,802

I nabbed a Somnambulator

while passing

00:01:33,802 --> 00:01:35,595

through the Goobie-Joob System

last week.

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Best investment I've ever made.

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Before going to bed, I type a

list of shit I want to get done.

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Then the Somnambulator programs

my unconscious body,

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or "night person,"

to do it while I sleep.

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I'm getting so much done.

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C-Can my night person get me

an ab stack like yours, Rick?

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I'm gonna have my night person

learn me Spanish

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so I can pass my test

next week!

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Hey, hey, hey. No one gets

a night person but me.

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Aw!

This tech is way too advanced

for you zeebs.

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[ Exhales deeply ]

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What?

Nothing.

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No. Go on.

Say it.

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Say what? I don't know

what you're talking about.

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Okay! Fine!

Fuck it!

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Everybody gets a night person. Whatever.

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Stick out your fingers.

It needs a blood sample.

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Blood? Can't I just give it

Beth's credit card number?

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This isn't Postmates, Jerry.

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The Somnambulator needs

your DNA profile

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to send commands

to your subconscious.

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It can poke all the fingers

I got if I get abs like Rick.

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Well, looks like I'm learning

the trumpet.

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Okay. Remember, somebody

has to catch me if I faint.

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Yay!

Night family!

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Whoo!

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Oh.

I'm fainting.

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{\an8}♪

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{\an8}♪

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[ Trumpet playing

"Flight of the Bumblebee" ]

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{\an8}♪

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Hola, mamá.

¿Como lo llevas?

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{\an8}How's my honor student

doing?

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{\an8}Muy bien.

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{\an8}All the niños and niñas

at school

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{\an8}think I should run

for class presidenta.

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{\an8}'Sup, ladies.

Want to see somethin'?

[ Zipper opens ]

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{\an8}Summer, you want to drop

this bowling ball on my abs?

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{\an8}Hell, yeah.

I'm only human.

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{\an8}[ Grunts ] Watch this.

[ Grunts ]

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{\an8}'Sup, ladies. You ready, Morty?

The stream's about to go live.

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{\an8}Where are you two going?

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{\an8}Morty and I started a podcast

we call "FAB-solutely AB-ulous."

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{\an8}It's-- It's an ab-centric hour

of fun.

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{\an8}Hoping to get Nancy Pelosi

on the show next week.

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{\an8}Want to drop her

on our abs!

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{\an8}[ Laughs ]

Yeah!

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{\an8}Guess who has

a new pen pal!

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{\an8}No takers?

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{\an8}It's me!

Pen pal?

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{\an8}Night Jerry and I

write letters to each other.

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{\an8}It's super fun.

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{\an8}"I also like Tori Amos."

"Hope you like our new pajamas."

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{\an8}"What is the sun?"

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{\an8}Jerry, this isn't how you're

supposed to use a night person.

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{\an8}You two are being a couple

of Debbie Down-theres.

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{\an8}Wait until Night Jerry reads

about this.

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{\an8}[ Sad-trombone melody plays ]

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{\an8}Who wants cake?

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{\an8}[ Ascending notes play ]

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{\an8}[ Suspenseful music plays ]

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{\an8}[ Whirring ]

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{\an8}♪

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[ Trumpet playing

down-tempo music ]

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[ Groaning ]

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{\an8}♪

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[ Water running ]

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{\an8}♪

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{\an8}Abs are cool.

Way cool.

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{\an8}But as above, so below.

Know what I'm sayin', Rick?

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{\an8}Morty, you must be referring

to these excellent boxer shorts

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{\an8}we got from the good folks

at Boxer Lobster.

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{\an8}Boxer Lobster Boxers feel like

they're warm butter

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{\an8}on your schwantz.

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{\an8}And they come in all sorts

of styles--

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{\an8}neon, plaid, orange.

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{\an8}I-I even got a pair

with that little, uh--

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{\an8}the raccoon man from that

one movie, uh, printed on it.

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{\an8}Chewbacca.

Do yourself a favor

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{\an8}and level up

with Boxer Lobster Boxers.

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{\an8}You'll be glad you did.

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{\an8}Oh, shit,

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{\an8}Rick, they want you to say

"Wub-a-lubba-dub-dub"

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{\an8}at the end.

Screw that.

We're not whores.

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{\an8}Guys, dinner's getting cold.

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{\an8}You know

what's not getting cold?

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{\an8}This hot stack

of ab-jacks, son.

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{\an8}Pow! Pow! Pow!

Pow! Pow! P-Pow!

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{\an8}Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow!

Pow! Pow!

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{\an8}Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow!

P-Pow!

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{\an8}No notes.

Oh! One more thing.

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{\an8}Night Jerry said Night Summer

would appreciate it

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{\an8}if everybody could rinse off

their plates after eating.

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{\an8}What?

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{\an8}You know, rinse the schmutz off

after eating.

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{\an8}Makes it easier

to clean up later.

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{\an8}What?

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Our job is not to make the

night people's chores easier.

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It's a reasonable request, Rick.

Takes two seconds.

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They exist only to do

the shit we don't want to do.

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So until further notice,

which will be never...

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...request denied.

[ Spits ]

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[ Machinery beeping, whirring ]

00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:06,824

[ Rooster crows ]

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Hello there.

[ Clicks tongue ]

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What the cock?

Where are the dishes?

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Beth: Uh, Dad?

They're in here.

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They busted up

all our dishes!

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What are we supposed to eat off

of now, brains-for-shit?

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[ Growls ]

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[ Dramatic music plays ]

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{\an8}♪

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[ Growls ]

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You owe me.

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{\an8}♪

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We'll eat off these...

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"brains-for-shit."

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Seems like you spent

an awful lot of energy

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just to not give the

Night family what they want.

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Jerry tell your boyfriend

to suck my dick

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and good luck breaking

super alien dishes.

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I'll let him know,

but he's not gonna like it.

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{\an8}[ Suspenseful music plays ]

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{\an8}[ Sniffs ]

What?

00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:38,166

[ Hissing ]

Why won't you rinse your dishes?

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[ Hissing ]

It takes two seconds.

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[ Hissing, whispering ]

If you don't, the schmutz dries

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and makes the dish

harder to clean.

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Rinse your dishes!

00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:50,970

Rinse!

-Rinse!

-Rinse!

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Rinse!

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Let me go!

Who locked my implants?

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Night Summer: [ Hissing ] I told

you to after you fell asleep.

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You see,

night you is not in charge.

00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:05,443

Night I...am.

00:08:05,443 --> 00:08:08,362

Pft! I don't care.

I ain't rinsing shit. Hey!

00:08:08,446 --> 00:08:09,864

W-What are you doing?

00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:13,784

If you refuse to clean

your dishes...

00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:17,371

then I will have to do it

for you.

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[ Grunting ]

00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:21,500

Unh-unh! Unh-unh-unh!

Unh-unh!

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I have always been here, Rick,

00:08:24,712 --> 00:08:29,050

deep inside the mind

of your grandchild,

00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:31,219

waiting to come out.

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[ Fork scraping, Rick grunting ]

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Your machine allowed me

to steal the night.

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And soon...

I will seize the day.

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[ Grunting ]

00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:45,900

[ Gulps ]

00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:48,027

[ Grunting, coughs ]

00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:50,071

Oh!

Baby Jesus!

00:08:50,071 --> 00:08:51,906

[ Grunts ]

Oh, it's awful!

00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:54,325

Oh, Baby Jesus!

Awful!

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[ Gulping ]

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What the fuck

is your problem with me?

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What? What? I don't know

what you're talking about!

00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:02,959

I just got force-fed diarrhea

by your night person,

00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:05,628

who's also convinced night me

to lock me out of my tech.

00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:07,088

Morty:

Uh, Rick?

00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:09,507

There's been a pretty clear

escalation down here.

00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:11,300

The night family

stripped the house last night.

00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:14,387

Everything's gone,

including the Somnambulator!

00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:16,222

They locked us

out of the garage.

00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:18,474

Don't know about you,

but I got the hoo-ha's.

00:09:18,474 --> 00:09:20,601

God damn it!

Are you happy now, Summer?

00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:21,769

I didn't do anything.

00:09:21,769 --> 00:09:23,437

I'm trapped

in this bullshit, too.

00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:24,855

Yeah.

Glad you think so.

00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:26,565

Because I got a plan

to beat Night Summer--

00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:29,360

You're going undercover.

00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:32,071

Did you have to make

mushy garbage science

00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:34,323

on the living-room carpet?

00:09:32,154 --> 00:09:34,323

Yeah. No choice, Jerry.

00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:36,909

Night Summer had Night Rick

take away my tech.

00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:38,494

Had to improvise.

00:09:38,494 --> 00:09:40,454

There are different levels

of cortisol in your bloodstream

00:09:40,538 --> 00:09:42,123

when you're asleep,

so this interface

00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:44,375

only works off my awake

saliva samples--

00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:45,501

Naghh.

00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:47,128

There.

00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:49,297

No one asleep will be able

to deactivate the laser cage

00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:50,881

until I win.

00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:50,881

W-Where's Summer?

00:09:50,965 --> 00:09:54,093

Never mind her. All of you--

[ Whistles ] Get to bed.

00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:56,929

Ugh! it itches. This whole thing

is way uncomfortable.

00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:58,222

Yeah, that's the idea.

00:09:58,306 --> 00:09:59,932

The Sleep Deprivation Suit

is designed

00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:01,350

to keep you awake

until morning.

00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:02,977

Uh, aren't they

going to be suspicious

00:10:02,977 --> 00:10:05,271

seeing Night Summer covered

in all this Terry Gilliam?

00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:06,981

They're not gonna

question her.

00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:09,191

She's the leader of the night

family for some stupid reason.

00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:11,027

When the night family activates,

just blend in.

00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:12,445

Make them think

you're Night Summer.

00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,322

If you start to nod off,

suck on this tube.

00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:15,489

What is it?

00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:17,158

A cocktail of Mountain Dew

and DayQuil.

00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:18,826

The kids in Southern Europe

call it DewQuil.

00:10:18,826 --> 00:10:20,411

Smells gross.

It is.

00:10:20,411 --> 00:10:23,664

Once you find the Somnambulator,

use this Deactivator Puck.

00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:25,916

Stick it on the Somnambulator,

and when the puck activates,

00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,793

it'll fry its circuits.

[ Gulps ]

00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:30,171

Remember--

stay awake all night.

00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:33,007

Meet me back here

at sunrise.

00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:34,717

[ Sighs ]

00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:36,927

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:49,482

{\an8}♪

00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:52,026

[ Slurping ]

00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:56,238

{\an8}♪

00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:59,283

[ Machinery beeping ]

00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:04,663

{\an8}♪

00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:06,874

[ Dramatic music plays ]

00:11:06,874 --> 00:11:14,882

{\an8}♪

00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:17,510

[ Beeping ]

00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:22,390

{\an8}♪

00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:25,351

[ Sleepily ]

Why are you wearing that suit?

00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:26,811

[ Sleepily ] Mm.

00:11:25,434 --> 00:11:26,811

[ Sleepily ] Yes.

00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:27,937

Yes.

Why?

00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:30,606

[ Slurping ]

00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:32,400

Yeah.

00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:36,445

Because you're all

such clothing experts.

00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,280

That's fair.

Ouch.

00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:40,366

Fair enough.

[ Sleepily ] Point taken.

00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:43,577

[ Hissing ]

Get back to work.

00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:47,790

I rule the night...

and stuff.

00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:48,791

Yes.

00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:48,791

Okay.

00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:50,543

Will do.

00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:50,543

As you wish.

00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,086

[ Puck beeping rapidly ]

00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:55,131

{\an8}♪

00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:56,674

Grandpa Rick!

Rick, wake up!

00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:58,050

Wha-- I'm up!

I'm up!

00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,593

D-Did you find it?

For sure.

00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:01,637

You were souping up

that Somnambu-whatever

00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:04,598

so they could extend its range

beyond the house.

00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,100

But I defeated that shit

00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:08,727

when I put the thing

on top of the thing.

00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:11,439

Everybody, wake up!

Summer fried the Somnambulator!

00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:13,816

The nightmare is over.

00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:13,816

Really? Oh!

00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:16,277

That's amazing!

00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:16,277

Almost got pinched, but yeah.

00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,612

Say adiós to the night family.

00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:20,614

Bye-bye, pen pal.

00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:22,158

I want Shoney's pancakes!

00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:23,534

Yes!

Shoney's pancakes!

00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:25,911

All right!

Brunch is on me, day family--

00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:27,913

Naghh.

[ Whirring ]

00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:29,206

You know, for a second there,

00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:30,791

I thought Night Summer

was gonna win.

00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,501

That chick is

the absolute worst.

00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:36,922

Sorry, Rick, but your opinion

means very little to me.

00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:43,721

[ Hissing ] Did you think you

could stop me with this, Rick?

00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:45,556

Halt, daymanoids!

00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:47,099

Everyone get behind

my abs!

00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:50,561

Do not move!

Do not move!

00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:52,855

You are most definitely surrounded.

00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:56,775

You are the slaves now.

00:12:56,859 --> 00:13:03,240

If you have any doubt...

I suggest you sleep on it.

00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:05,159

[ Gasps ]

She's Night Summer!

00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:06,744

Thanks, Jerry.

00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:12,708

Work! Work!

00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:15,669

The function of the daymanoid

is to serve the night!

00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:17,671

Work harder!

Harder!

00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:22,468

It is natural

for the day to serve the night.

00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:25,596

Night was here

long before day.

00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:29,350

Half of all time

is nighttime.

00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:30,893

One hundred and fifty-seven.

00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:30,893

Ooh!

00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:32,686

One hundred

and fifty-eight.

00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,480

One hundred and--

No more, please!

00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,524

I hate exercise!

00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:36,524

Silence!

00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:37,858

Crunch harder!

Harder!

00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:40,694

We have to escape

the Somnambulator's reach.

00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:43,113

Do we even know

how far that is?

No.

00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:46,325

Cards on the table, we may be

really F'ed in the A this time.

00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:50,621

[ Buzzer sounds ]

00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:50,621

Uh, report to your designated

sleep pod for rest period.

00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:51,956

Ooh-ee.

00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:54,708

[ Suspenseful music plays ]

00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:56,293

{\an8}♪

00:13:56,377 --> 00:14:02,216

[ Machinery whirring,

gas hissing ]

00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:10,641

{\an8}♪

00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:12,810

[ Machinery whirring ]

00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:15,688

[ Breathily ] I am a friend

of your son-in-law.

00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,147

Come with me.

00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:18,607

How?

Huh?

Hurry.

00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:22,611

We don't have long before

the proxy drones go back online.

00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:26,824

Oh, thank you,

Night Jerry.

00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:29,577

Anything to help

Day Jerry's family.

00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:31,745

He's a very special per--

00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:33,789

Oh! Hey!

Ow! Why?

00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:35,291

Nice.

You got our Jerry back.

00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,001

Uh, yeah.

Totally why I did that.

00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,294

Everybody

in Rick's car!

00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:40,588

No, no, no, no, Morty!

Wait!

00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:42,089

[ Dog barking ]

00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:44,174

Having a bit a trouble

with your car, Sanchez?

00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:45,634

Not now, Gene!

Drone: Halt!

00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:49,179

Daymanoids are restricted

from the outside world!

00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:50,973

Halt!

Halt!

00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:53,100

Hold on to your tits.

00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:54,810

[ Engine revs ]

00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:56,604

[ Dramatic music plays ]

00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,230

Where am I going?

00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:58,230

To the airport!

00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:00,274

We have to get as far away as

possible from the Somnambulator

00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:02,192

before we fall asleep.

00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:02,192

W-What about Summer?

00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:03,652

W-We can't leave her behind!

00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,779

She's not your sister anymore,

Morty. Consider her dead.

00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:06,947

Eat shit, Summer!

00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:08,449

Sweetie, you got to shake

those robots.

00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:10,784

[ Tires screeching ]

00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:15,706

{\an8}♪

00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:18,000

I think we lost them!

00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,460

[ Drones whirring ]

00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:21,378

Son of a bitch!

00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:23,339

{\an8}♪

00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:25,007

Rick:

Damn it, we lost Morty!

00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:26,467

{\an8}♪

00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:28,427

Aah!

Beth! Watch out!

00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:30,054

You cannot esca--

00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:32,514

[ Grunts ]

00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:32,514

[ Horn blares,

tires screeching ]

00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:38,687

Huh?

00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:41,690

[ Siren wailing ]

Stop or I'll shoot

everyone!

00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,400

Rick:

[ Grunting ]

00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:45,903

{\an8}♪

00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:47,613

Ha!

00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,114

[ Grunts ]

00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:51,659

[ Hissing ]

Take the wheel.

00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:54,370

[ Hissing ]

As you wish.

00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:55,996

[ Gunshots ]

00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:59,333

[ Grunts ]

Let go of me, you little shit!

00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,835

{\an8}♪

00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:03,545

[ Tires screeching ]

00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,506

Jerry: No!

You're going the wrong way!

00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:07,716

Silence, day breather!

00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,843

Aah!

Morty, you're choking me.

00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:11,011

I know!

00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:13,681

[ Growls ]

Ow! What the heck, Dad?

00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:18,102

[ Horn blares,

tires screeching ]

00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:21,313

Help me stop your mom!

00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:24,274

Look out,

you useless old man.

00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:25,734

What the--

What the hell?

00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,695

Give me that gun

and take the wheel, stupid.

00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:28,529

Jesus!

00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:29,488

Sorry!

00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:34,993

{\an8}♪

00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:38,372

Aah!

Oh!

00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:41,709

{\an8}♪

00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:43,377

Ugh.

00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:45,254

{\an8}♪

00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,505

Ow!

00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:48,549

The night family's trying to

make us go back home!

00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:50,759

You got to turn around!

00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:53,011

[ Tires screeching ]

00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:56,348

Why even bother, Gene?

00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:58,225

[ Tires screeching ]

00:16:58,225 --> 00:16:59,727

Good job, Mom.

Back on course.

00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,478

Phew.

Almost didn't make it.

00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:03,981

Hit the sheets, daymanoids.

00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:04,940

Aah!

00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:06,859

Night person!

00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,777

[ Hissing, whispering ]

Hey! I'm on your side!

00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,529

I'm on your side!

Oh, that's right. Sorry.

00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:11,613

Sorry.

Rough day.

00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:14,867

Daymanoids.

[ Siren wailing ]

00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:17,578

Fla-hoigan!

00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:20,873

{\an8}♪

00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,291

Come on. Jump.

00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:25,627

Why? I'm already in

a perfectly functional car.

00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,463

Uh... family?

00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,923

Aww!

00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:33,218

{\an8}♪

00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:35,679

[ Explosions echoing ]

00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:41,602

Everybody awake?

00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:42,728

Ouch!

00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,438

We are now!

00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:44,438

Hey, what the hay?

00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:48,275

Looks like we're gonna

make it, kids.

00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:49,777

Ow!

00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:53,113

[ Hissing ]

Nighty-night, slaves.

00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,198

Fuck.

00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,909

[ Tires screeching ]

00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,578

[ Dramatic music plays ]

00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:01,789

[ Grunting ]

00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:03,707

Take that!

00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:08,462

{\an8}♪

00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:10,088

Ugh!

00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:12,883

[ Grunts ]

Take that!

00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:15,385

[ Hissing ] Hold him down.

00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:15,385

No! [ Grunts ]

00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:19,473

[ Hissing ] Stop!

Rick, we're all the same people.

00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:22,184

There must some agreement

we can reach

00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:24,812

to stop

this god-awful conflict!

00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:26,271

Oh?

Like what?

00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:28,649

I would consider a truce

00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:32,486

if the daymanoids

would rinse their dishes.

00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:35,239

Fine by me.

Yes. Rinse!

00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:36,532

That seems fair.

00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,909

We can end all of this right now

00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:42,204

if you agree to rinse

your dishes.

00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,206

What do you say, Rick?

00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:46,500

[ Insects chirping ]

00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,544

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:51,088

{\an8}♪

00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:54,591

Let's go home.

Right, Grandpa?

00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:57,845

Great idea, Summer.

00:18:57,845 --> 00:19:07,187

{\an8}♪

00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:16,488

{\an8}♪

00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:25,747

{\an8}♪

00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:34,923

{\an8}♪

00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,300

Man:

So... until you pay that fee,

00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:37,926

plus the multiple

overdue charges,

00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,511

your account

will remain frozen.

00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,722

[ Raspily ] Normally, this would

have been dealt with

00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:43,557

by our daymanoid oppressors,

00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:46,727

but we recently freed ourselves

from the shackles of the night.

00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:48,896

Honey, I got 30 more calls

to make today.

00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:52,065

[ Breathily ]

The bank repossessed the car.

00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:53,483

[ Sleepily ]

Aw, man.

00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,235

I got logged out

of my Twitter account

00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:57,487

and don't know my password. Shit.

00:19:57,571 --> 00:20:00,490

We spent all the day people's

money on vacations,

00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:01,909

renting concert halls,

00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:04,828

and night-centric

streaming subscriptions.

00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:06,246

We're broke.

00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:08,916

I guess there's a lot more work

to seizing the day

00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:11,043

than I thought.

00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,419

[ Sighs ]

00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:12,419

[ Groans ]

00:20:12,419 --> 00:20:15,714

[ Sleepily ]

I have a device that will solve

00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:18,425

all of our problems.

00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:23,472

[ Machinery whirring ]

00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:26,266

[ Gunshots ]

00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:28,769

[ Whirring slows, stops ]

00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:31,355

[ Normal voice ] Whoa.

How long have we been asleep?

00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:33,649

[ Normal voice ]

Ah, can't be that long.

00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:35,442

Oh, my God!

No!

00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:37,235

They killed

the Choco Taco!

00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:39,196

[ All screaming ]

00:20:40,697 --> 00:20:42,199

Did you get any of that?