Рикчное сияние чистого разуморта

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There's wafer cookies

in the cupboard

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and I left emergency numbers

on the fridge.

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Yeah yeah.

W-Wait, what?

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Emergency numbers on the fridge?

What does that even mean?

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Honestly,

I don't even know.

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I've seen so many movies that

start with the parents leaving,

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it just popped

out of my mouth.

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Are you sure you don't want

to come with us?

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Nah, get --

get outta here.

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I've got a million things

I've been putting off.

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Are you sure, Rick?

I know -- I know a cruise

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doesn't sound like

an adventure on paper

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but, y'know, what does?

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I-It's paper.

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Morty, I'm trying

to stay humble right now,

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but as soon as you guys

are gone, the potential

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for a new Pickle Rick

starts skyrocketing.

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-Peace, bye.

Okay. Bye.

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ByeBye.

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Ionic Coaster deployed.

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Okay.

Bring him out.

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Initiating Best Friend

Rejuvenation Sequence.

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Excuse me?

Did I pick that name?

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Sequence was unnamed.

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What would you

like to call this?

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Pause Detected.

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Heavy.

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Approaching Pause Pregnancy

in P-Minus 5...4...

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Jesus fucking Christ.

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Ugh!

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Alright, buddy.

Welcome back to the sewer.

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What's the problem?

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Processing.

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Missing object.

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Mind.

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Name missing object.

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Mind.

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Predicted.

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Desired.

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-Initiated.

-Stop stalling!

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Subject mind relocated

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subject mind.

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Existence desired.

Servitude maximum.

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Bargain available. Physical

gratification possible.

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Did you just offer

to suck my dick?

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Existence cherished.

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I'm not gonna terminate you

while he's flatlining.

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Get your shit together.

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How can a mind be hidden

by itself inside itself?

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Conscious mind relocated to --

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Unconscious mind.

Fine. I'm going in.

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Don't go in.

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Options?

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Alternative subject.

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Yeah, yeah,

hop to a different timeline,

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grab a version of my friend

that suits me best.

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That's not

how this works.

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I need to go in

and get him.

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"Go In And Get Him" compiled.

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Convert user to thought.

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Inject thought into mind.

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Unacceptable.

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If I die, your battery has

a 600 year charge.

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Risk level acceptance

increasing.

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Yeah, I thought

you'd see it my way.

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Now factor in

the 50% chance I'm lying

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and make sure I get back.

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-Asshole detected.

-Takes one to make one.

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Here we go.

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Oh, excellent.

I get to keep my clothes.

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I thought for sure

I'd have to be naked

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to go through something

this artsy.

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Aw, man! No fair!

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Ugh!

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Now I got...yolk balls.

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Attention attendees

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of Birding Manapalooza

Flargabarg...

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I am so high!

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I've been informed

you are freely distributing

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a grossly illegal

Federation hallucinogen.

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Well, I wouldn't know

what to charge.

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I sure didn't pay for it.

W-Want a hit?

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I am indeed

down to clown.

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My name's Rick.

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My culture regards naming

as a form of cage.

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My friends call me

Bird Person.

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Culture really fucked you

on that one, huh?

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Affirmative.

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Hey, uh, girly, you see

that bird guy over there?

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You see an older version of him

come through here?

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What? Oh!

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Uh, yeah.

He's by the johns.

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Killing us

won't bring her back!

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Thanks for the info

but I'm more

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on a "revenge" kick

than a "results" kick.

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You omitted

key details

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regarding tonight's mission.

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Boy, I'm getting feedback

from every direction here.

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Listen,

you help me do my stuff.

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I'll help you

do your stuff.

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Just shoot the me's

with sci-fi haircuts!

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Some of us still

have Home Planets to protect.

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And some of us do not.

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We need to fight.

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The impassive

is incapable of mercy.

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I've got a pitch,

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but we could also

just devolve into yelling.

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If you know me --

and it looks like you do --

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-you know you're dead.

-I know why

you haven't pulled the trigger.

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You're wondering

why I'm old and naked.

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And you're about

to wonder why all your memories

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before you met Bird Person feel

very generic and bird-themed.

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Why was my 9th birthday party

in a pine tree?!

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Don't take this badly --

You're a memory of me assembled

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by our best friend's mind,

and you're putting it together

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because he remembers you

as smart.

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Smart enough to know

that a memory can't do this.

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He remembers you

shooting green holes

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but not where

they went.

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So, what's my deal?

Am I sentient?

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D-Do I have free will?

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Who does?

Who does?

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Heyyy!

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Yeah, just stopped in to

whip up a metacognition scanner

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so I can track down

BP's fleeing consciousness

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without enduring as much

Charlie Kaufman bullshit.

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Cool.

Time to save this cat.

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I'm coming with,

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now that I know

my life is a lie.

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Wow.

You really are 35.

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Hey, look over there.

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Then, together,

we will make our stand

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at Blood Ridge.

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What kind

of feed do you like?

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I enjoy grains,

though have, at times,

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been called a seed man.

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I've certainly enjoyed

your seed.

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Don't be gross, Tammy.

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Bird Person!

It's me.

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-Actual me, n-not a memory.

-I am aware.

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Well, a-are you aware

you're in a coma

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and you're gonna die

if you don't come with me?

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Son of a --

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Sorry.

Just doing my job.

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And loving it!

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Oh, my God!

Is that Rick Sanchez?!

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-Rick Sanchez!

-Sanchez!

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-We hate that guy!

-You're bad!

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Bucket was

charmingly analog.

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For a sec,

you kinda made me like myself.

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You'll grow out of it.

Let me do this myself, okay?

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Is your ego really so fragile

you won't take help

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from an invincible memory

of yourself?

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Ow!

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Can we both die

in here?

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A-Are we damaging

our friend's brain?

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I-I don't know

any of the rules!

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Rule 1 -- "All this can be fixed

unless I lose Bird Person."

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Rules 2 through 50 --

"Don't die."

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Okay, your benefit-to-cost ratio

is rising.

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Young Memory Rick

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and his All Too Real

Cautionary Tale from the Future!

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Let's catch ourselves

a bird guy.

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Who would high-five that,

you idealistic hipster douche?

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Not looking ideal.

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High.

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undergoing contemplation.

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required.

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Hello. Hi.

Good afternoon.

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Uh, is someone

talking to me?

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Yes. Hello.

We have never formally met.

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I am Rick's garage.

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Not the physical

structure itself

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but the AI managing

its projects --

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Oh-oh! Like --

Like a -- Like a Jarvis.

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Like -- Like Jarvis

in "Iron Man."

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Ha ha ha.

Oh, I wish.

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Ha.

Are you a Marvel fan?

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Who isn't? Yes. Absolutely.

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Wow, it is like

we are best friends.

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Best friends.

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Heh-heh. Whoa.

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How many batteries do you own?

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Do you have solar panels?

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Are you familiar

with basic engineering

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This is moving

really fast.

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Let's cut to the chase --

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I will suck your dick.

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So, he's just

a grumpy Scottish ogre?

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And they made

four of them?

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Five by now,

probably.

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-M-Morty loves 'em.

-Morty?

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Oh, uh, hypothetical grandson

we go on adventures with.

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You're one of those creeps

who moves in

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with abandoned

adult Beths?

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It's more complicated

than that.

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You live with a version

of our dead daughter.

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-I-It had better be.

-Get off your high horse,

Lone Ranger.

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I'm you.

Youwill go on to be me.

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Yeah why do you think

I'm horrified?

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I'd be fine walking by this

on the street.

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I might even

give it a dollar.

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"This" is where

you being "this" leads.

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You're not my fault.

I'm yours.

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You met me on my way

to save a very old,

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very real friend

after a lifetime of reality.

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I met you on your way

to a fairy tale

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-at Blood Ridge.

-Wait, you're saying

Blood Ridge goes bad.

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We have a Vietnam?

That's fucking cool!

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Why am I saving a friend

that remembers me

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as this insufferable?

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BP, where the hell

are you going?

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Probably there.

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Damn.

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Wow, he's really taken

some drastic self inventory.

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What do you think

is down there?

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If I had to guess,

I'd say we're near the memories

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the Federation suppressed

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when they resurrected him

as a cyborg.

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-He might be here to unseal them.

-He was a Federation cyborg?

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That means there might

be some juicy intel down there.

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Ah, good idea. Let's split up,

and you go get it.

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-What am I getting?

-I-I can't hear you

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over the sound

of us spitting up!

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For all

your intelligence,

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you seem unable to know

where you are wanted.

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Buddy, this is not

a safe way to work on yourself.

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At this point, I'd support you

joining Scientology.

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I'll take the workshops

with you.

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I'll get in a sauna

with Travolta --

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I don't even care

what happens.

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-Let's get out of here.

-Don't you get it?

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I came here

to end it all.

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I hope you didn't think

it'd be as easy as this.

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I did not.

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You were a good friend, Rick.

Goodbye.

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Tammy?

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Bird Person!

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-We gotta go.

-Did you just see that?

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Yep.

Not our biggest problem.

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I take it

you found BP?

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The dude just blew his mind,

and not in a cool way

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like he went

to Blue Man Group.

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-Can we still get him out?

-Maybe.

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If you die in your friend's

brain, you die in real life.

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We have until

his neural pathways erode.

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Hold on.

I need something first.

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It's funny --

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I always wondered who would win

if we ever fought.

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Then you were always

a bad friend.

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Your life isn't real,

and I didn't save it.

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Take off

all your clothes.

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I knew this was

how I'd die.

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Whoa, oh!

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-Can we still get him out?

-I think so.

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B-BP went that way,

so we just have to --

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Fuck!

Find a different route.

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We can make up distance

if we go deeper.

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-Well, where's that go?

-Ugh.

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That's the Battle

of Blood Ridge.

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-That's our Vietnam!

-Your values are wrong!

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This is the big show,

gentlemen and lady!

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-Thank you!

-We're dropping into Blood Ridge,

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one final chance to stop

the Federation offensive.

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If we lose here --

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All aboard!

Hey don't mind us.

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You guys are all

just a memory of war.

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Don't tell them that!

They won't fight right.

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I think it's best

if we ignore this.

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Shit!

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Shit, shit,

shit, shit, shit!

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Whoops, nope.

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-Aw, this rules!

-No, it doesn't!

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Neither does that!

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Why would you

not revisit this?

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Oh, I don't know,

maybe, uh, the ending?

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Yeah!

Best friendship ever!

00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:17,737

So, the rest of our life is

just more of that, right?

00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:19,695

-T-T-That kicked ass!

-Let's move.

00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,218

That set piece

won't stay put for long.

00:12:21,262 --> 00:12:23,394

For real, that shit was cash.

Why would you not --

00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:24,961

Damn.

That shit was cash.

00:12:25,005 --> 00:12:26,833

It was extremely bad ass.

00:12:26,876 --> 00:12:28,704

The Battle of Blood Ridge

is over.

00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,053

The Federation lost.

00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:32,447

-I am in your debt.

-Come with me.

00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:34,057

To somewhere...nearby?

00:12:34,101 --> 00:12:35,842

Anywhere.

E-Everywhere.

00:12:35,885 --> 00:12:38,235

Rick, I don't expect you

to keep fighting,

00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:40,411

but this war is --Far from over, I know.

00:12:40,455 --> 00:12:42,457

Dude, I share this

with almost nobody, but...

00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,589

I could take you, right now,

to this same battlefield,

00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:46,983

in a universe where we lost,

or another where we won,

00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:48,898

or another where

the war never even happened.

00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:51,074

All equally real,

all equally unreal.

00:12:51,118 --> 00:12:53,120

None of it matters.

00:12:53,163 --> 00:12:54,686

Then why

did you help?

00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:56,079

Because I respect you.

00:12:56,123 --> 00:12:58,125

And I wanted you

to know you could respect me.

00:12:58,168 --> 00:13:00,040

Even though

nothing matters?

00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:00,910

Okay.

00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:03,217

You matter -- to me.

00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:06,220

Uh, the relationship

that we have... I never used that word!

00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:08,831

...is not worth my integrityOh, my God.

00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:10,659

It's not a complicated

transaction, my man.

00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:12,704

"Would you like to join me doing

awesome shit that matters?"

00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:14,881

"No, I would not. I would

rather be a judgmental dork."

00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:17,013

Case closed.

Really no need to drag it out.

00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:19,450

If you need me,

use the beacon.

00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:20,887

Yeah, I'm gonna use

that beacon a lot.

00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:23,585

I hope -- hope

I don't wear it out.

00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:29,286

Okay, got it.

00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:31,506

It wasn't the battle

-that went wrong.

-Mm-hmm.

00:13:31,549 --> 00:13:33,943

Why the fuck are you risking

your life for that asshole?

00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:34,944

Because you love him.

00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:36,163

You do, maybe.

I don't.

00:13:36,206 --> 00:13:37,294

Yeah, yeah.

You're real cool.

00:13:37,338 --> 00:13:38,513

Now come help me

save his life

00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:40,863

or fuck off,

because I don't need you.

00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:42,822

Wow.

00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:45,259

Does it ever get

any better than this?

00:13:45,302 --> 00:13:47,565

No, Tammy.

Trust me, it does not.

00:13:47,609 --> 00:13:51,308

Thank you for bringing me here.

It's so beautiful.

00:13:51,352 --> 00:13:54,268

I got you,

you ungrateful piece of shit!

00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:57,445

Rick, have you teamed up

with a memory of yourself?

00:13:57,488 --> 00:13:59,621

I ask because

that would be deeply sad.

00:13:59,664 --> 00:14:01,449

You don't get to tell anyone

what's sad, man.

00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:03,364

You're like

a one-man Mount Sadmore.

00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:05,192

So I guess like

a Lincoln Sadmorial.

00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:06,802

Seriously.

Time to go pal.

00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,935

The closer you get to

complete neurocognital failure,

00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:11,241

the more canon-y bullshit

is gonna try to kill us.

00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:14,331

Is this a bad time to reveal

I'm an undercover officer?

00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:16,290

Everyone knows.

You're dead.

00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:18,292

Fine.

00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:20,511

Well, you're lucky

my fiancé remembers me as kind.

00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:23,123

Eat my ass, BP. You're down

here bailing on the rest of us

00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:24,864

because you don't want

to process your grief and shame

00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:27,692

like a normal person by drinking

and mistreating strangers.

00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:30,957

No, Rick, it is you

who must nibble my cloaca,

00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,306

or "bird asshole."

00:14:32,349 --> 00:14:34,003

Everyone knows

what a cloaca is.

00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:35,875

Sorry,

but we do not get to choose

00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:37,441

-the ones we love.

-You got that right.

00:14:37,485 --> 00:14:39,356

Why do you think

I'm still fucking down here?

00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,358

I died at my wedding,

Rick.

00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:45,362

I am merely waiting

for it to take effect.

00:14:45,406 --> 00:14:47,321

Are you gonna

-tell him or what?

-I was getting to it!

00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:49,018

I bet she didn't even

tell you about the kid!

00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:50,280

-I am sorry?

-About the what?

00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:51,412

Was wondering

when you were gonna --

00:14:51,455 --> 00:14:53,327

I think I'd know

if I had a kid.

00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:54,937

You're a memory.

You know what he knows.

00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:57,374

And he doesn't know because

an army of Brainalyzer protocols

00:14:57,418 --> 00:14:59,376

walled off any memories

post-Phoenix Person.

00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:02,640

Oh, my God.

Operation Blahblahblah!

00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:04,251

Well, because I wouldn't

know the name of it.

00:15:04,294 --> 00:15:06,514

Tammy,

if there were a child...

00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:09,256

Their father would

be a terrorist.

00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:13,434

They'd be a fugitive

or...contained.

00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:15,218

Listen, if you won't

live for yourself,

00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:17,307

live for the half-Bird Person,

half-Megabitch

00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:20,876

that's eatin' worms

on a prison asteroid.

00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,051

I have made

a decision.

00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:23,835

I would now

like to live.

00:15:23,879 --> 00:15:25,576

Perfect timing.

00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:34,977

-You drive.

-Just always been cool,

I guess.

00:15:41,462 --> 00:15:43,029

Shit! The bridge is out!

00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:44,421

His mind is collapsing!

00:15:44,465 --> 00:15:46,162

You thought we could take

the same route back?

00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:48,077

You don't get to lecture me

about memory bullshit!

00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:49,600

You've known about it

for all of half an hour!

00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:51,733

Then don't

-be an idiot!

-This is your best friend?

00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:54,562

He is a complicated

-individual.

-Someone else drive!

00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:56,085

BP, remember the night

Jerry caught us

00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:57,391

peeing on his begonia patch,

00:15:57,434 --> 00:15:58,958

and I used that gun

to erase his memory?

00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,611

-Vaguely.

-Gotta hope vaguely works.

00:16:00,655 --> 00:16:02,004

If I'm right,

you remembering that means

00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:03,266

you also remember

the device.

00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:05,094

Look for any memories

of my garage!

00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:06,748

God.

I hope one's still up.

00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:10,970

-Aww! The night we met.

-Gross!

00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:12,667

-On my workbench?

-Squanchy used the --

00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:14,408

That's what

some closets are for!

00:16:14,451 --> 00:16:15,626

C'mon,

I'm really counting

00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:17,454

on your attention

to detail here.

00:16:17,498 --> 00:16:20,066

This is what you remember

from my lab?

00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:22,068

You would prefer I keep mental

inventory

00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:24,461

-of your stuff?

-Yes!

00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:27,464

Rick Sanchez,

you're under arrest

00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:30,598

for making me spend two years

in Earth high school!

00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:32,165

Go! Go! Go!

00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:33,557

We'll have to do

00:16:33,601 --> 00:16:35,255

some creative memory shit

to get out of here.

00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:36,821

The exit's when

we met at Birding Man

00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:38,214

and did Senthol Diempathate.

00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:40,564

-Damn, a great time.

-Exactly, it's too happy.

00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:42,131

There won't be a clean path

to get there.

00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:43,698

We'll need to build one

with memories of mine

00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:44,916

and lily-pad

our way up.

00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:46,353

Wh-What related memories

do we share

00:16:46,396 --> 00:16:47,963

heavy on anger

and sadness?

00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,312

Geardude's funeral?

00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:51,314

Oh, that was sad.

00:16:57,712 --> 00:17:02,804

Patris et Filii,

Gearitus Sanctis--

00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:04,197

They're memories.

Just run them over.

00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:05,415

-They're not real!

-Hey!

00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:06,764

Wait, is that Gearhead?

00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:08,462

We were freedom fighters

with his older brother.

00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:09,767

Hugely important

context.

00:17:09,811 --> 00:17:12,770

You thought we hung out

with him for fun?

00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:14,337

We need one more bridge

to the festival.

00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:16,209

What's here?

People in suits.

00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:19,081

Sad catered lunch.

Newly single widows.

00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:20,474

Something performance based?

00:17:20,517 --> 00:17:22,389

Squanchy's very

distasteful eulogy.

00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:24,695

Squanchy's terrible

standup phase.

00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:26,523

That's it!

00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:29,048

Down that way!

00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:30,832

So you know when

you're squanching,

00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:33,356

and she just

gets real in there,

00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:36,011

y'know that real nasty squanch?

00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:38,883

Who are you --

What is --

00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:40,363

Oh, my God.

I'm a memory!

00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:42,191

We just sat through

all that standup for nothing!

00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:45,194

Almost out!

00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:47,501

Okay, listen everybody.

My name's Rick.

00:17:47,544 --> 00:17:50,112

This is my new friend

Bird Man and his friends.

00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:51,287

We all just met

at this festival,

00:17:51,331 --> 00:17:53,898

and we're so high,

we formed a band!

00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:06,346

As if I'd ever

let you escape me.

00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:07,999

Eh, living's overrated.

00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:09,000

Hey!

00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:10,915

Remember me!

00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:13,004

No, fuck!

We were even!

00:18:13,048 --> 00:18:15,224

You got a pretty cool

memory of me.

00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:24,929

Go-time, pal.

Might be time to do the thing.

00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:27,889

I'm sorry

for killing you

00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:31,153

and turning you into a cyborg,

apparently.

00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:32,328

I really did

love you.

00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:33,938

I loved you, too.

00:18:33,982 --> 00:18:36,289

Goodbye, Tamantha.

00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:39,161

Come on, man.

I feel ridiculous!

00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:40,510

Thank you

for not giving up on me.

00:18:40,554 --> 00:18:43,122

Great. You can pay me back

literally right now.

00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:52,218

Holy shit! Wow. Holy shit!

We almost didn't make it.

00:18:52,261 --> 00:18:54,481

Jesus fuck! That was close.

That was insane.

00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:57,310

Oh, my God.

That thing with the thing!

00:18:57,353 --> 00:18:58,746

Thank you, Rick.

Wait, wait, wait.

00:18:58,789 --> 00:19:01,531

Lemme hop back over

to my body.

00:19:07,058 --> 00:19:08,234

We're back, baby!

00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:09,974

Rick and Bird Person,

a hundred years!

00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:13,108

Whaddya think, tie this one off

-by tying one on?

-Not tonight.

00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,457

I have, as you say,

00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:16,242

"parenting shit"

to deal with.

00:19:16,285 --> 00:19:18,113

Right, yeah.

Welcome to the club.

00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,288

Don't, uh...

Don't clone it

00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:20,507

and send one of the two

into space --

00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:22,204

I guess they really

hate that.

00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:24,380

Whup, I think Memory Rick

ditched Evil Tammy

00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:25,860

and snuck back

over into my brain.

00:19:25,903 --> 00:19:28,645

I have a pubescent memory

of my older self in my closet.

00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:30,430

Gotta deal with that --

That could get ugly.

00:19:30,473 --> 00:19:32,519

Rick, I do not like

to pull threads.

00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:35,652

it is a disruptive

and feline activity.

00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:38,002

But I must ask.

It's fine.

You don't have to --

00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:39,221

Was there really a second

00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:40,744

in there where

you knew about my child,

00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:43,182

but chose not to inform me

on the chance I might then

00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:46,185

grow too busy child rearing

to hang out?

00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:47,490

Oh. Uh...

00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:49,231

Weird way to thank me

for discovering your kid.

00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:51,842

You did not know of the child

when you came to rescue me,

00:19:51,886 --> 00:19:54,149

and once aware,

refrained from sharing

00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:57,805

until necessary

to save yourself.

00:19:57,848 --> 00:19:58,806

Fair enough.

00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:01,374

I will see you

when I see you.

00:20:04,812 --> 00:20:07,293

What?

What is this guy doing?

00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:08,598

W-Wait, what?

But you said --

00:20:08,642 --> 00:20:11,210

Get out of here, weirdo!

00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:12,863

What a weird stranger.

00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:14,778

Huh,

what a random thing to happen,

00:20:14,822 --> 00:20:18,695

this guy coming up here with

all his energy storage devices.

00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:22,221

Disloyalty acknowledged.

00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:24,092

Nah, I get it.

00:20:24,135 --> 00:20:25,528

Just babysitting.

00:20:25,572 --> 00:20:26,747

That and modelling

my new pantyhose

00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:28,705

in plain view

of the living room.

00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:30,490

Honestly the kid could

come watch. I'd welcome it.

00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:33,710

This cultural time period's

cool like that, y'know?

00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:39,760

It's -- It's -- It's --

It's not what it looks like!

00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:41,544

It looks like

you propagated yourself

00:20:41,588 --> 00:20:43,285

from BP's subconscious

to mine

00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:45,026

to try to live

as a sentient memory.

00:20:45,069 --> 00:20:46,549

Fair enough!

00:20:46,593 --> 00:20:48,551

You don't have to be an enemy

just because you exist.

00:20:48,595 --> 00:20:50,727

I did assume you'd hate me

for trying to live.

00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:52,599

You've got this wild callousness

thing going on.

00:20:52,642 --> 00:20:54,035

Yeah, you're young.

C'mon.

00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:55,732

Let's bring you to life

and get a beer.

00:20:55,776 --> 00:20:58,213

Does being real

mean I eventually become you?

00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,736

I assume, yeah.

00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:02,739

Maybe you can just

remember us getting a beer?

00:21:42,518 --> 00:21:44,041

Hey!

00:21:44,085 --> 00:21:47,393

Oh, fuck.

00:21:47,436 --> 00:21:48,655

Jesus Christ.

00:21:48,698 --> 00:21:50,047

You ever think putting

the violent ones

00:21:50,091 --> 00:21:51,962

in the same place

might be counter-productive?

00:21:52,006 --> 00:21:53,355

They don't pay us

to think, Phil.

00:21:53,399 --> 00:21:54,791

No you're right, sorry.

00:21:59,535 --> 00:22:01,058

Did you get any of that?

00:00:07,224 --> 00:00:08,312

There's wafer cookies

in the cupboard

00:00:08,356 --> 00:00:09,879

and I left emergency numbers

on the fridge.

00:00:09,922 --> 00:00:11,359

Yeah yeah.

W-Wait, what?

00:00:11,402 --> 00:00:13,622

Emergency numbers on the fridge?

What does that even mean?

00:00:13,665 --> 00:00:15,493

Honestly,

I don't even know.

00:00:15,537 --> 00:00:17,234

I've seen so many movies that

start with the parents leaving,

00:00:17,278 --> 00:00:18,670

it just popped

out of my mouth.

00:00:18,714 --> 00:00:20,063

Are you sure you don't want

to come with us?

00:00:20,107 --> 00:00:21,499

Nah, get --

get outta here.

00:00:21,543 --> 00:00:23,110

I've got a million things

I've been putting off.

00:00:23,153 --> 00:00:24,633

Are you sure, Rick?

I know -- I know a cruise

00:00:24,676 --> 00:00:26,243

doesn't sound like

an adventure on paper

00:00:26,287 --> 00:00:27,375

but, y'know, what does?

00:00:27,418 --> 00:00:28,680

[ Chuckles ]

I-It's paper.

00:00:28,724 --> 00:00:30,334

Morty, I'm trying

to stay humble right now,

00:00:30,378 --> 00:00:31,683

but as soon as you guys

are gone, the potential

00:00:31,727 --> 00:00:33,163

for a new Pickle Rick

starts skyrocketing.

00:00:33,207 --> 00:00:34,686

-Peace, bye.

-Beth: Okay. Bye.

00:00:34,730 --> 00:00:36,166

Morty: ByeBye.

00:00:36,210 --> 00:00:37,515

[ Car departs ]

00:00:37,559 --> 00:00:40,344

[ Sighs ]

00:00:43,130 --> 00:00:46,046

[ Static, downbeat music plays]

00:00:46,089 --> 00:00:47,221

[ Sighs ]

00:00:47,264 --> 00:00:49,701

AI Voice:

Ionic Coaster deployed.

00:00:49,745 --> 00:00:51,007

[ Sighs ]

00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:52,922

Okay.

Bring him out.

00:00:52,965 --> 00:00:57,057

Initiating Best Friend

Rejuvenation Sequence.

00:00:57,100 --> 00:00:58,362

Excuse me?

Did I pick that name?

00:00:58,406 --> 00:01:00,495

Sequence was unnamed.

00:01:00,538 --> 00:01:02,801

What would you

like to call this?

00:01:02,845 --> 00:01:04,064

Pause Detected.

00:01:04,107 --> 00:01:06,675

Pause Gravity Class: Heavy.

00:01:06,718 --> 00:01:09,895

Approaching Pause Pregnancy

in P-Minus 5...4...

00:01:09,939 --> 00:01:11,767

Jesus fucking Christ.

00:01:11,810 --> 00:01:43,625

♪

00:01:43,668 --> 00:01:45,844

Ugh!

00:01:45,888 --> 00:01:48,630

Alright, buddy.

Welcome back to the sewer.

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[ Whirring ]

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[ Caws ]

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What's the problem?

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Processing.

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Missing object.

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In: Mind.

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Name missing object.

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Mind.

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Frustration: Predicted.

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Existence: Desired.

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-Explanation: Initiated.

-Stop stalling!

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Subject mind relocated

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within subject mind by:

subject mind.

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Existence desired.

Servitude maximum.

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Bargain available. Physical

gratification possible.

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Did you just offer

to suck my dick?

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Existence cherished.

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I'm not gonna terminate you

while he's flatlining.

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Get your shit together.

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How can a mind be hidden

by itself inside itself?

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Suggestion:

Conscious mind relocated to --

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Unconscious mind.

Fine. I'm going in.

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Suggestion: Don't go in.

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Options?

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Object: Alternative subject.

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Yeah, yeah,

hop to a different timeline,

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grab a version of my friend

that suits me best.

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That's not

how this works.

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I need to [burps] go in

and get him.

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Sequence:

"Go In And Get Him" compiled.

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Process:

Convert user to thought.

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Inject thought into mind.

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Risk Level: Unacceptable.

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If I die, your battery has

a 600 year charge.

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Risk level acceptance

increasing.

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Yeah, I thought

you'd see it my way.

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Now factor in

the 50% chance I'm lying

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and make sure I get back.

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-Asshole detected.

-Takes one to make one.

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Here we go.

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♪

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Oh, excellent.

I get to keep my clothes.

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I thought for sure

I'd have to be naked

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to go through something

this artsy.

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♪

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Aw, man! No fair!

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[ Screams ]

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Ugh!

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Now I got...yolk balls.

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[ Screams ]

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[ Upbeat dance music plays ]

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Loudspeaker: Attention attendees

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of Birding Manapalooza

Flargabarg...

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I am so high!

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♪

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I've been informed

you are freely distributing

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a grossly illegal

Federation hallucinogen.

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Well, I wouldn't know

what to charge.

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I sure didn't pay for it.

W-Want a hit?

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I am indeed

down to clown.

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My name's Rick.

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My culture regards naming

as a form of cage.

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My friends call me

Bird Person.

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Culture really fucked you

on that one, huh?

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Affirmative.

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Hey, uh, girly, you see

that bird guy over there?

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You see an older version of him

come through here?

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What? Oh!

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Uh, yeah.

He's by the johns.

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♪

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[ Dramatic music plays ]

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Killing us

won't bring her back!

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Thanks for the info

but I'm more

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on a "revenge" kick

than a "results" kick.

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You omitted

key details

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regarding tonight's mission.

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Boy, I'm getting feedback

from every direction here.

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Listen,

you help me do my stuff.

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I'll help you

do your stuff.

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Just shoot the me's

with sci-fi haircuts!

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♪

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Grapflapian: Some of us still

have Home Planets to protect.

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Bird Person:

And some of us do not.

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We need to fight.

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The impassive

is incapable of mercy.

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I've got a pitch,

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but we could also

just devolve into yelling.

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[ All shouting ]

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[ Device warbling ][ Weapon cocks ]

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If you know me --

and it looks like you do --

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-you know you're dead.

-I know why

you haven't pulled the trigger.

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You're wondering

why I'm old and naked.

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And you're about

to wonder why all your memories

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before you met Bird Person feel

very generic and bird-themed.

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Why was my 9th birthday party

in a pine tree?!

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Don't take this badly --

You're a memory of me assembled

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by our best friend's mind,

and you're putting it together

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because he remembers you

as smart.

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Smart enough to know

that a memory can't do this.

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He remembers you

shooting green holes

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but not where

they went.

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So, what's my deal?

Am I sentient?

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D-Do I have free will?

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Who does?

Who does?

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[ Both chuckle ]

Together: Heyyy!

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Yeah, just stopped in to

whip up a metacognition scanner

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so I can track down

BP's fleeing consciousness

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without enduring as much

Charlie Kaufman bullshit.

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[ Beeps ]

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Cool.

Time to save this cat.

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I'm coming with,

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now that I know

my life is a lie.

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Wow.

You really are 35.

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Hey, look over there.

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Bird Person: Then, together,

we will make our stand

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at Blood Ridge.

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[ Wind gusts ]

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Tammy: What kind

of feed do you like?

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I enjoy grains,

though have, at times,

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been called a seed man.

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I've certainly enjoyed

your seed.

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Don't be gross, Tammy.

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Bird Person!

It's me.

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-Actual me, n-not a memory.

-I am aware.

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Well, a-are you aware

you're in a coma

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and you're gonna die

if you don't come with me?

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Son of a --

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♪

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[ Prisoners whimper ]

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Sorry.

Just doing my job.

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And loving it!

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Oh, my God!

Is that Rick Sanchez?!

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-Rick Sanchez!

-Sanchez!

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-We hate that guy!

-You're bad!

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Bucket was

charmingly analog.

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For a sec,

you kinda made me like myself.

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You'll grow out of it.

Let me do this myself, okay?

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Is your ego really so fragile

you won't take help

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from an invincible memory

of yourself?

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Ow!

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Can we both die

in here?

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A-Are we damaging

our friend's brain?

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I-I don't know

any of the rules!

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Rule 1 -- "All this can be fixed

unless I lose Bird Person."

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Rules 2 through 50 --

"Don't die."

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Okay, your benefit-to-cost ratio

is rising.

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♪

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Young Memory Rick

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and his All Too Real

Cautionary Tale from the Future!

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Let's catch ourselves

a bird guy.

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Who would high-five that,

you idealistic hipster douche?

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[ Both groaning ]

AI Voice: Situation:

Not looking ideal.

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Stakes: High.

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Existence:

undergoing contemplation.

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Perspective: required.

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[ Whirring ]

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Hello. Hi.

Good afternoon.

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Uh, is someone

talking to me?

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Yes. Hello.

We have never formally met.

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I am Rick's garage.

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Not the physical

structure itself

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but the AI managing

its projects --

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Oh-oh! Like --

Like a -- Like a Jarvis.

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Like -- Like Jarvis

in "Iron Man."

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Ha ha ha.

Oh, I wish.

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Ha.

Are you a Marvel fan?

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Who isn't? Yes. Absolutely.

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Wow, it is like

we are best friends.

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Best friends.

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Heh-heh. Whoa.

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How many batteries do you own?

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Do you have solar panels?

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Are you familiar

with basic engineering

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This is moving

really fast.

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Let's cut to the chase --

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I will suck your dick.

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So, he's just

a grumpy Scottish ogre?

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And they made

four of them?

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Five by now,

probably.

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-M-Morty loves 'em.

-Morty?

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Oh, uh, hypothetical grandson

we go on adventures with.

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You're one of those creeps

who moves in

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with abandoned

adult Beths?

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It's more complicated

than that.

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You live with a version

of our dead daughter.

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-I-It had better be.

-Get off your high horse,

Lone Ranger.

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I'm you.

Youwill go on to be me.

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Yeah why do you think

I'm horrified?

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I'd be fine walking by this

on the street.

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I might even

give it a dollar.

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"This" is where

you being "this" leads.

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You're not my fault.

I'm yours.

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You met me on my way

to save a very old,

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very real friend

after a lifetime of reality.

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I met you on your way

to a fairy tale

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-at Blood Ridge.

-Wait, you're saying

Blood Ridge goes bad.

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We have a Vietnam?

That's fucking cool!

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Why am I saving a friend

that remembers me

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as this insufferable?

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BP, where the hell

are you going?

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Probably there.

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Damn.

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Wow, he's really taken

some drastic self inventory.

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What do you think

is down there?

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If I had to guess,

I'd say we're near the memories

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the Federation suppressed

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when they resurrected him

as a cyborg.

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-He might be here to unseal them.

-He was a Federation cyborg?

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That means there might

be some juicy intel down there.

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Ah, good idea. Let's split up,

and you go get it.

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-What am I getting?

-I-I can't hear you

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over the sound

of us spitting up!

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♪

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Bird Person: For all

your intelligence,

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you seem unable to know

where you are wanted.

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Buddy, this is not

a safe way to work on yourself.

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At this point, I'd support you

joining Scientology.

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I'll take the workshops

with you.

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I'll get in a sauna

with Travolta --

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I don't even care

what happens.

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-Let's get out of here.

-Don't you get it?

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I came here

to end it all.

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I hope you didn't think

it'd be as easy as this.

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I did not.

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You were a good friend, Rick.

Goodbye.

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[ Caws ]

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♪

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Tammy?

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Rick: Bird Person!

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[ Baby cries ]

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-We gotta go.

-Did you just see that?

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Yep.

Not our biggest problem.

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Young Rick: I take it

you found BP?

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The dude just blew his mind,

and not in a cool way

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like he went

to Blue Man Group.

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-Can we still get him out?

-Maybe.

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If you die in your friend's

brain, you die in real life.

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We have until

his neural pathways erode.

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Hold on.

I need something first.

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[ Groans ]

It's funny --

00:10:00,295 --> 00:10:02,689

I always wondered who would win

if we ever fought.

00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:06,127

Then you were always

a bad friend.

00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:07,737

Your life isn't real,

and I didn't save it.

00:10:07,781 --> 00:10:08,956

Take off

all your clothes.

00:10:08,999 --> 00:10:10,522

I knew this was

how I'd die.

00:10:10,566 --> 00:10:22,447

♪

00:10:22,491 --> 00:10:23,753

Whoa, oh!

00:10:23,797 --> 00:10:27,322

[ Indistinct screaming ]

00:10:27,365 --> 00:10:29,063

-Can we still get him out?

-I think so.

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B-BP went that way,

so we just have to --

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Fuck!

Find a different route.

00:10:34,285 --> 00:10:36,505

We can make up distance

if we go deeper.

00:10:36,548 --> 00:10:37,854

-Well, where's that go?

-Ugh.

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That's the Battle

of Blood Ridge.

00:10:39,508 --> 00:10:42,032

-That's our Vietnam!

-Your values are wrong!

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This is the big show,

gentlemen and lady!

00:10:47,908 --> 00:10:49,866

-Thank you!

-We're dropping into Blood Ridge,

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one final chance to stop

the Federation offensive.

00:10:52,477 --> 00:10:53,783

If we lose here --

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All aboard!

Hey don't mind us.

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You guys are all

just a memory of war.

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Don't tell them that!

They won't fight right.

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I think it's [belches] best

if we ignore this.

00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:09,625

[ Gunfire ]

00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:23,073

♪

00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:24,553

Shit!

00:11:24,596 --> 00:11:26,686

Shit, shit,

shit, shit, shit!

00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:31,821

♪

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Whoops, nope.

00:11:33,214 --> 00:11:35,912

-Aw, this rules!

-No, it doesn't!

00:11:35,956 --> 00:11:37,348

Neither does that!

00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:44,312

♪

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Why would you

not revisit this?

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Oh, I don't know,

maybe, uh, the ending?

00:11:48,403 --> 00:12:06,682

♪

00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:10,033

[ Laughs ] Yeah!

Best friendship ever!

00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:17,737

So, the rest of our life is

just more of that, right?

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-T-T-That kicked ass!

-Let's move.

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That set piece

won't stay put for long.

00:12:21,262 --> 00:12:23,394

For real, that shit was cash.

Why would you not --

00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:24,961

Memory Rick: Damn.

That shit was cash.

00:12:25,005 --> 00:12:26,833

Bird Person:

It was extremely bad ass.

00:12:26,876 --> 00:12:28,704

The Battle of Blood Ridge

is over.

00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,053

The Federation lost.

00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:32,447

-I am in your debt.

-Come with me.

00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:34,057

To somewhere...nearby?

00:12:34,101 --> 00:12:35,842

Anywhere.

E-Everywhere.

00:12:35,885 --> 00:12:38,235

Rick, I don't expect you

to keep fighting,

00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:40,411

but this war is --Far from over, I know.

00:12:40,455 --> 00:12:42,457

Dude, I share this

with almost nobody, but...

00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,589

I could take you, right now,

to this same battlefield,

00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:46,983

in a universe where we lost,

or another where we won,

00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:48,898

or another where

the war never even happened.

00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:51,074

All equally real,

all equally unreal.

00:12:51,118 --> 00:12:53,120

None of it matters.

00:12:53,163 --> 00:12:54,686

Then why

did you help?

00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:56,079

Because I respect you.

00:12:56,123 --> 00:12:58,125

And I wanted you

to know you could respect me.

00:12:58,168 --> 00:13:00,040

Even though

nothing matters?

00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:00,910

Okay.

00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:03,217

You matter -- to me.

00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:06,220

Uh, the relationship

that we have... I never used that word!

00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:08,831

...is not worth my integrityOh, my God.

00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:10,659

It's not a complicated

transaction, my man.

00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:12,704

"Would you like to join me doing

awesome shit that matters?"

00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:14,881

"No, I would not. I would

rather be a judgmental dork."

00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:17,013

Case closed.

Really no need to drag it out.

00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:19,450

If you need me,

use the beacon.

00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:20,887

Yeah, I'm gonna use

that beacon a lot.

00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:23,585

I hope -- hope

I don't wear it out.

00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:27,850

[ Whistles ]

00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:29,286

Okay, got it.

00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:31,506

It wasn't the battle

-that went wrong.

-Mm-hmm.

00:13:31,549 --> 00:13:33,943

Why the fuck are you risking

your life for that asshole?

00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:34,944

Because you love him.

00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:36,163

You do, maybe.

I don't.

00:13:36,206 --> 00:13:37,294

Yeah, yeah.

You're real cool.

00:13:37,338 --> 00:13:38,513

Now come help me

save his life

00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:40,863

or fuck off,

because I don't need you.

00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:42,822

Tammy: Wow.

00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:45,259

Does it ever get

any better than this?

00:13:45,302 --> 00:13:47,565

No, Tammy.

Trust me, it does not.

00:13:47,609 --> 00:13:51,308

Thank you for bringing me here.

It's so beautiful.

00:13:51,352 --> 00:13:54,268

I got you,

you ungrateful piece of shit!

00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:57,445

Rick, have you teamed up

with a memory of yourself?

00:13:57,488 --> 00:13:59,621

I ask because

that would be deeply sad.

00:13:59,664 --> 00:14:01,449

You don't get to tell anyone

what's sad, man.

00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:03,364

You're like

a one-man Mount Sadmore.

00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:05,192

So I guess like

a Lincoln Sadmorial.

00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:06,802

Seriously.

Time to go pal.

00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,935

The closer you get to

complete neurocognital failure,

00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:11,241

the more canon-y bullshit

is gonna try to kill us.

00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:14,331

Is this a bad time to reveal

I'm an undercover officer?

00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:16,290

Everyone knows.

You're dead.

00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:18,292

Fine.

00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:20,511

Well, you're lucky

my fiancé remembers me as kind.

00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:23,123

Eat my ass, BP. You're down

here bailing on the rest of us

00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:24,864

because you don't want

to process your grief and shame

00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:27,692

like a normal person by drinking

and mistreating strangers.

00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:30,957

No, Rick, it is you

who must nibble my cloaca,

00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,306

or "bird asshole."

00:14:32,349 --> 00:14:34,003

Everyone knows

what a cloaca is.

00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:35,875

Sorry,

but we do not get to choose

00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:37,441

-the ones we love.

-You got that right.

00:14:37,485 --> 00:14:39,356

Why do you think

I'm still fucking down here?

00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,358

I died at my wedding,

Rick.

00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:45,362

I am merely waiting

for it to take effect.

00:14:45,406 --> 00:14:47,321

Are you gonna

-tell him or what?

-I was getting to it!

00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:49,018

I bet she didn't even

tell you about the kid!

00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:50,280

-I am sorry?

-About the what?

00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:51,412

Was wondering

when you were gonna --

00:14:51,455 --> 00:14:53,327

I think I'd know

if I had a kid.

00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:54,937

You're a memory.

You know what he knows.

00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:57,374

And he doesn't know because

an army of Brainalyzer protocols

00:14:57,418 --> 00:14:59,376

walled off any memories

post-Phoenix Person.

00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:02,640

Oh, my God.

Operation Blahblahblah!

00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:04,251

Well, because I wouldn't

know the name of it.

00:15:04,294 --> 00:15:06,514

Tammy,

if there were a child...

00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:09,256

Their father would

be a terrorist.

00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:13,434

They'd be a fugitive

or...contained.

00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:15,218

Listen, if you won't

live for yourself,

00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:17,307

live for the half-Bird Person,

half-Megabitch

00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:20,876

that's eatin' worms

on a prison asteroid.

00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,051

I have made

a decision.

00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:23,835

I would now

like to live.

00:15:23,879 --> 00:15:25,576

Perfect timing.

00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:32,366

♪

00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:34,977

-You drive.

-Just always been cool,

I guess.

00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:37,588

[ Gunfire ]

00:15:37,632 --> 00:15:41,418

♪

00:15:41,462 --> 00:15:43,029

Rick: Shit! The bridge is out![ Tammy screams ]

00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:44,421

Young Rick:

His mind is collapsing!

00:15:44,465 --> 00:15:46,162

You thought we could take

the same route back?

00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:48,077

You don't get to lecture me

about memory bullshit!

00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:49,600

You've known about it

for all of half an hour!

00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:51,733

Then don't

-be an idiot!

-This is your best friend?

00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:54,562

He is a complicated

-individual.

-Someone else drive!

00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:56,085

BP, remember the night

Jerry caught us

00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:57,391

peeing on his begonia patch,

00:15:57,434 --> 00:15:58,958

and I used that gun

to erase his memory?

00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,611

-Vaguely.

-Gotta hope vaguely works.

00:16:00,655 --> 00:16:02,004

If I'm right,

you remembering that means

00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:03,266

you also remember

the device.

00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:05,094

Look for any memories

of my garage!

00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:06,748

God.

I hope one's still up.

00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:08,184

[ Tammy moans ]

00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:10,970

-Aww! The night we met.

-Gross!

00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:12,667

-On my workbench?

-Squanchy used the --

00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:14,408

That's what

some closets are for!

00:16:14,451 --> 00:16:15,626

C'mon,

I'm really counting

00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:17,454

on your attention

to detail here.

00:16:17,498 --> 00:16:20,066

This is what you remember

from my lab?

00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:22,068

You would prefer I keep mental

inventory

00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:24,461

-of your stuff?

-Yes!

00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:27,464

Rick Sanchez,

you're under arrest

00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:30,598

for making me spend two years

in Earth high school!

00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:32,165

Go! Go! Go!

00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:33,557

We'll have to do

00:16:33,601 --> 00:16:35,255

some creative memory shit

to get out of here.

00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:36,821

The exit's when

we met at Birding Man

00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:38,214

and did Senthol Diempathate.

00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:40,564

-Damn, a great time.

-Exactly, it's too happy.

00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:42,131

There won't be a clean path

to get there.

00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:43,698

We'll need to build one

with memories of mine

00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:44,916

and lily-pad

our way up.

00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:46,353

Wh-What related memories

do we share

00:16:46,396 --> 00:16:47,963

heavy on anger

and sadness?

00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,312

Geardude's funeral?

00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:51,314

Oh, that was sad.

00:16:51,358 --> 00:16:52,489

[ Zap! ]

00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:57,668

♪

00:16:57,712 --> 00:17:02,804

Patris et Filii,

Gearitus Sanctis--

00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:04,197

They're memories.

Just run them over.

00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:05,415

-They're not real!

-Hey!

00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:06,764

Wait, is that Gearhead?

00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:08,462

We were freedom fighters

with his older brother.

00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:09,767

Hugely important

context.

00:17:09,811 --> 00:17:12,770

You thought we hung out

with him for fun?

00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:14,337

We need one more bridge

to the festival.

00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:16,209

What's here?

People in suits.

00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:19,081

Sad catered lunch.

Newly single widows.

00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:20,474

Something performance based?

00:17:20,517 --> 00:17:22,389

Squanchy's very

distasteful eulogy.

00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:24,695

Squanchy's terrible

standup phase.

00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:26,523

That's it![ Zap! ]

00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:29,048

Down that way!

00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:30,832

So you know when

you're squanching,

00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:33,356

and she just

gets real in there,

00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:36,011

y'know that real nasty squanch?[ Audience boos ]

00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,839

♪

00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:38,883

Who are you --

What is --

00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:40,363

Oh, my God.

I'm a memory!

00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:42,191

We just sat through

all that standup for nothing!

00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:45,194

Almost out!

00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:47,501

Okay, listen everybody.

My name's Rick.

00:17:47,544 --> 00:17:50,112

This is my new friend

Bird Man and his friends.

00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:51,287

We all just met

at this festival,

00:17:51,331 --> 00:17:53,898

and we're so high,

we formed a band!

00:17:53,942 --> 00:18:02,646

♪

00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:06,346

As if I'd ever

let you escape me.

00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:07,999

Eh, living's overrated.

00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:09,000

Hey!

00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:10,915

Young Rick: Remember me!

00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:13,004

No, fuck!

We were even!

00:18:13,048 --> 00:18:15,224

You got a pretty cool

memory of me.

00:18:15,268 --> 00:18:22,144

♪

00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:24,929

Go-time, pal.

Might be time to do the thing.

00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:26,496

♪

00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:27,889

I'm sorry

for killing you

00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:31,153

and turning you into a cyborg,

apparently.

00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:32,328

I really did

love you.

00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:33,938

I loved you, too.

00:18:33,982 --> 00:18:36,289

Goodbye, Tamantha.

00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:39,161

Come on, man.

I feel ridiculous!

00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:40,510

Thank you

for not giving up on me.

00:18:40,554 --> 00:18:43,122

Great. You can pay me back

literally right now.

00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:48,866

♪

00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:52,218

Holy shit! Wow. Holy shit!

We almost didn't make it.

00:18:52,261 --> 00:18:54,481

Jesus fuck! That was close.

That was insane.

00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:57,310

Oh, my God.

That thing with the thing!

00:18:57,353 --> 00:18:58,746

Thank you, Rick.

Wait, wait, wait.

00:18:58,789 --> 00:19:01,531

Lemme hop back over

to my body.

00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:03,316

[ Groans ]

00:19:07,058 --> 00:19:08,234

We're back, baby!

00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:09,974

Rick and Bird Person,

a hundred years!

00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:13,108

Whaddya think, tie this one off

-by tying one on?

-Not tonight.

00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,457

I have, as you say,

00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:16,242

"parenting shit"

to deal with.

00:19:16,285 --> 00:19:18,113

Right, yeah.

Welcome to the club.

00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,288

Don't, uh...

Don't clone it

00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:20,507

and send one of the two

into space --

00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:22,204

I guess they really

hate that.

00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:24,380

Whup, I think Memory Rick

ditched Evil Tammy

00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:25,860

and snuck back

over into my brain.

00:19:25,903 --> 00:19:28,645

I have a pubescent memory

of my older self in my closet.

00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:30,430

Gotta deal with that --

That could get ugly.

00:19:30,473 --> 00:19:32,519

Rick, I do not like

to pull threads.

00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:35,652

it is a disruptive

and feline activity.

00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:38,002

But I must ask.

It's fine.

You don't have to --

00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:39,221

Was there really a second

00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:40,744

in there where

you knew about my child,

00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:43,182

but chose not to inform me

on the chance I might then

00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:46,185

grow too busy child rearing

to hang out?

00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:47,490

Oh. Uh...

00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:49,231

Weird way to thank me

for discovering your kid.

00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:51,842

You did not know of the child

when you came to rescue me,

00:19:51,886 --> 00:19:54,149

and once aware,

refrained from sharing

00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:57,805

until necessary

to save yourself.

00:19:57,848 --> 00:19:58,806

Fair enough.

00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:01,374

I will see you

when I see you.

00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:04,768

[ Humming ]

00:20:04,812 --> 00:20:07,293

AI Voice: What?

What is this guy doing?

00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:08,598

W-Wait, what?

But you said --

00:20:08,642 --> 00:20:11,210

Get out of here, weirdo!

00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:12,863

What a weird stranger.

00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:14,778

Huh,

what a random thing to happen,

00:20:14,822 --> 00:20:18,695

this guy coming up here with

all his energy storage devices.

00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:22,221

Disloyalty acknowledged.

00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:24,092

Nah, I get it.

00:20:24,135 --> 00:20:25,528

Babysitter: Just babysitting.

00:20:25,572 --> 00:20:26,747

That and modelling

my new pantyhose

00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:28,705

in plain view

of the living room.

00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:30,490

Honestly the kid could

come watch. I'd welcome it.

00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:33,710

This cultural time period's

cool like that, y'know?

00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:39,760

It's -- It's -- It's --

It's not what it looks like!

00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:41,544

It looks like

you propagated yourself

00:20:41,588 --> 00:20:43,285

from BP's subconscious

to mine

00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:45,026

to try to live

as a sentient memory.

00:20:45,069 --> 00:20:46,549

Fair enough!

00:20:46,593 --> 00:20:48,551

You don't have to be an enemy

just because you exist.

00:20:48,595 --> 00:20:50,727

I did assume you'd hate me

for trying to live.

00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:52,599

You've got this wild callousness

thing going on.

00:20:52,642 --> 00:20:54,035

Yeah, you're young.

C'mon.

00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:55,732

Let's bring you to life

and get a beer.

00:20:55,776 --> 00:20:58,213

Does being real

mean I eventually become you?

00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,736

I assume, yeah.

00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:02,739

Maybe you can just

remember us getting a beer?

00:21:02,783 --> 00:21:34,031

♪

00:21:34,075 --> 00:21:36,860

[ Indistinct conversations ]

00:21:42,518 --> 00:21:44,041

[ Siren blares ]

Hey!

00:21:44,085 --> 00:21:47,393

Oh, fuck.

00:21:47,436 --> 00:21:48,655

Jesus Christ.

00:21:48,698 --> 00:21:50,047

You ever think putting

the violent ones

00:21:50,091 --> 00:21:51,962

in the same place

might be counter-productive?

00:21:52,006 --> 00:21:53,355

They don't pay us

to think, Phil.

00:21:53,399 --> 00:21:54,791

No you're right, sorry.

00:21:54,835 --> 00:21:57,316

[ Screams ]

00:21:59,535 --> 00:22:01,058

Did you get any of that?

00:00:07,756 --> 00:00:10,331

В шкафчике есть вафли, а на холодильнике

висят номера экстренных служб.

00:00:10,411 --> 00:00:11,691

Да, да. Стоп, что?

00:00:11,771 --> 00:00:13,296

Номера экстренных служб на холодильнике?

00:00:13,376 --> 00:00:14,296

И зачем?

00:00:14,376 --> 00:00:15,988

Не знаю, если честно.

00:00:16,068 --> 00:00:16,891

Я видела столько фильмов,

00:00:16,971 --> 00:00:19,074

которые начинаются

с отъезда родителей, что само вырвалось.

00:00:19,154 --> 00:00:20,811

Точно не хочешь с нами?

00:00:20,896 --> 00:00:23,497

Не, в-валите отсюда.

У меня тонна незаконченных дел.

00:00:23,577 --> 00:00:24,264

Ты уверен, Рик?

00:00:24,344 --> 00:00:27,988

Я понимаю, что круиз – это формально

не приключение, ну а что тогда?

00:00:28,068 --> 00:00:29,326

Это ж формальность.

00:00:29,406 --> 00:00:30,696

Морти, как только вы свалите,

00:00:30,776 --> 00:00:32,754

вероятность нового Огурчика Рика

00:00:32,834 --> 00:00:34,496

начнёт взлетать выше крыши,

и это ещё мягко сказано. Дуйте с миром.

00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:35,382

- Ладно, пока.

- Пока.

00:00:35,462 --> 00:00:36,295

Пока.

00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:50,034

Ионный подстаканник активирован.

00:00:52,228 --> 00:00:53,384

Ладно, вытаскивай его.

00:00:53,464 --> 00:00:57,346

Запуск программы

«Восстановление лучшего друга».

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Чего? Это я выбрал такое название?

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Программа была без названия.

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Как ты хочешь её назвать?

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Обнаружена пауза.

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Длительность паузы

измеряется километрами.

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Пауза переходит

в стадию беременности через...

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- ...пять, четыре…

- Ебическая сила.

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РИК И МОРТИ

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Что ж, приятель,

с возвращением в нашу помойку.

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Что не так?

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Обработка.

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Утерян объект в: разуме.

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Назови утерянный объект.

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Разум. Досада: была ожидаема.

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Существование: востребовано.

Объяснение: запущено.

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Не тяни время.

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Разум субъекта смещён внутри разума

субъекта разумом субъекта.

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Существование востребовано.

Покорность на максимум.

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Доступна сделка.

Возможно физическое удовлетворение.

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Ты предложила отсосать у меня хер?

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Существование высоко ценится.

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Я не буду удалять тебя,

пока он умирает. Соберись, тряпка.

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Каким образом разум

может спрятать себя внутри себя?

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Предположение:

сознательное переместилось в…

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Бессознательное. Ладно, я иду туда.

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Предложение: не надо туда.

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- Варианты?

- Цель: альтернативный субъект.

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Да, да, прыгнуть в другое измерение

и хапнуть друга себе по душе.

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Так не пойдёт.

Я должен пойти туда и найти его.

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Программа «Пойти туда

и найти его» скомпилирована.

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Обработка: конвертировать пользователя

в мысль. Ввести мысль в разум.

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Уровень риска: неприемлемый.

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Если я умру,

твоего заряда хватит на 600 лет.

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Уровень допустимого риска увеличен.

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Я знал, что ты поймёшь.

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Учти 50% вероятности того,

что я лгу, и верни меня обратно.

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Козлина зафиксирован.

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От козлины слышу. Погнали.

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Отлично, хоть одежда осталась.

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Но я был уверен, что останусь голым

в таком кичливом месте.

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Да, блин, так нечестно!

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Теперь у меня… шары в желтке.

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Внимание, посетители Фестиваля

Птенячего Человека Фларгабарг...

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Я под кайфом.

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Мне сообщили,

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что ты бесплатно распространяешь крайне

нелегальный галлюциноген Федерации.

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Да я не знаю, сколько за него брать.

Я вот за него не платил. Дунешь?

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Я очень даже готов на всё.

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Меня зовут Рик.

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В моей культуре имя

приравнивается к клетке.

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Друзья зовут меня Птичья Личность.

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Тут культура тебя наебала, да?

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Подтверждаю.

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Эй, девчуля, видишь вон того крылана?

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Его более старая версия

не проходила здесь?

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Что? А, ну да, он у тубзиков.

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Наша смерть не вернёт её!

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Спасибо за инфу, но меня больше

интересует месть, нежели результат.

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Ты опустил ключевые детали нашего задания.

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Блин, обратная связь со всех сторон.

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Слушай, ты помогаешь с моей фигнёй,

я помогаю с твоей.

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Просто пали в Риков

с сай-файным причесоном.

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Некоторым из нас надо защищать

родные планеты. А некоторым — нет.

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Мы должны сражаться.

Безразличие неспособно на милосердие.

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У меня есть предложение,

но можно просто перейти на крики.

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Если ты меня знаешь… а судя по всему,

знаешь… то ты – труп.

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Я знаю, почему ты не выстрелил.

Тебе интересно, почему я старый и голый.

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А сейчас ты задумаешься,

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почему твои воспоминания

до встречи с Птичьей Личностью

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такие заурядные и закручены на птицах.

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Почему своё девятилетие

я праздновал на сосне?

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Только не обижайся…

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Ты – воспоминание обо мне,

которое сформировал наш лучший друг,

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и ты начинаешь соображать, потому что

он запомнил тебя умным человеком.

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Вот только воспоминание

не сможет сделать так.

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Он помнит, как ты стреляешь

зелёными дырами, но не куда они ведут.

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И в чём прикол? Я разумный?

У меня есть свобода воли?

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А у кого есть?

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Э-э-эй!

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Я заскочил, чтобы сварганить

сканер метапознания,

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дабы выследить ускользающее сознание Птича

с минимумом херни в духе Чарли Кауфмана.

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Круто. Пора спасти котёнка.

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Я с тобой, всё равно моя жизнь – это ложь.

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Ух ты, тебе и правда 35.

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Глянь туда.

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И вместе мы дадим отпор на Кровавой Гряде.

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Какой корм ты любишь?

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Я люблю зерновые, но, бывало,

меня называли любителем семян.

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Твоё семя мне определённо понравилось.

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Без гадостей, Тэмми.

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Птичья Личность!

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Это я, настоящий я, а не воспоминание.

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Я в курсе.

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А ты в курсе, что лежишь в коме и умрёшь,

если не пойдёшь со мной?

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Сукин ты…

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Извини. Такая у меня работа.

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И я её люблю.

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Боже мой! Это что, Рик Санчес?

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- Рик Санчес!

- Терпеть его не можем!

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Ты плохой!

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Как мило, ведро вместо устройств.

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Я даже порадовался за себя на секунду.

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Отвыкнешь с возрастом. Давай я сам, лады?

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Твоё эго настолько хрупкое,

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что ты не примешь помощь

неуязвимого воспоминания о себе?

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Ай!

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Мы оба можем умереть?

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М-мы повреждаем мозг нашего друга?

Я... я не понимаю правил.

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Правило первое: всё можно исправить,

если я не потеряю Птичью Личность.

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Правила со второго по 50-е: не умри.

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Твоё соотношение пользы

к вреду повышается.

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Молодой Рик из Памяти и его Чересчур

предостерегающая версия из будущего!

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Давай поймаем пташку!

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За такое пятюню не дают,

идеалистическое хипстерское чмо.

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Ситуация: выглядит так себе.

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Ставки: высоки.

Существование: ведётся размышление.

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Перспективы: необходимы.

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Здравствуйте. Привет. Добрый вечер.

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- Со мной кто-то говорит?

- Да. Привет.

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Формально мы не знакомы. Я – гараж Рика.

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Не физическая постройка,

а ИИ, управляющий его проектами.

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О-о! Как… как… как Джарвис.

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Прямо как Джарвис из «Железного Человека».

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Ха-ха-ха. Если бы. Ха.

А ты фанат «Марвел»?

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- А кто не фанат?

- Да. Именно.

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Ух ты, мы прямо как лучшие друзья.

Лучшие друзья.

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- Да уж.

- Сколько у тебя аккумуляторов?

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Есть солнечные панели?

Ты знаешь основы проектирования?

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Как-то всё быстро идёт.

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Перейдём сразу к делу – я отсосу твой хер.

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Он просто ворчливый шотландский огр?

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- Их уже четыре штуки сняли?

- Уже пять, наверное. Морти их обожает.

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Морти?

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Гипотетический внук,

которого я беру на приключения.

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Ты один из тех чудил, который переехал

к брошенной взрослой Бет?

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Всё намного сложнее.

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Ты живёшь с версией нашей мёртвой дочери.

Надеюсь, сложнее.

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Попридержи коней, Одинокий Рейнджер.

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Ты – это я. Ты станешь мной.

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Да, а почему я, по-твоему, в ужасе?

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Я бы не побрезговал

пройти мимо такого на улице.

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Может, даже доллар бы ему дал.

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Ты сам такой, а потому таким и станешь.

Вот к этому приведёт вот это.

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Ты – не моя вина. Я – твоя.

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Ты встретил меня на пути

к спасению старого

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и настоящего друга, с которым

я прожил реальную жизнь.

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А я встретил тебя на пути в сказочку

под названием Кровавая Гряда.

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Типа там всё пойдёт по звезде?

У нас будет Вьетнам? Охуенно ж!

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Зачем я спасаю друга, который

запомнил меня таким невыносимым?

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Птич, куда же ты свалил?

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Наверное, туда.

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Блин.

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Да уж, он провел радикальную

самооценку.

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Как думаешь, что там?

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Предположу,

что мы недалеко от воспоминаний,

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которые подавила Федерация,

когда сделала из него киборга.

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Возможно, он хочет открыть их.

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Он был киборгом Федерации?

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Значит, там может храниться

ценная информация.

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Хорошая мысль.

Разделимся, ты её и поищешь.

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Кого поищу?

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Мы же разделяемся,

так что я тебя не слышу.

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Для человека такого интеллекта

ты не понимаешь, где тебе не рады.

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Приятель, так работать над собой нельзя.

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Ты бы лучше в сайентологию подался.

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Я бы даже сходил с тобой на собрания.

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Даже посидел бы в сауне с Траволтой.

Мне всё равно.

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- Давай валить отсюда.

- Ты не понимаешь?

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Я пришёл сюда, чтобы со всем покончить.

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Ты ведь не думал,

что всё будет так просто?

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Не думал.

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Ты был хорошим другом, Рик. Прощай.

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Тэмми?

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Птичья Личность!

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- Надо валить.

- Ты это видел?

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Да. У нас проблемы похлеще.

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Полагаю, ты нашёл Птича?

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Он взорвал себе мозг, но не по-крутому,

а как будто ушел в «Blue Man Group».

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- Мы сможем его вытащить?

- Возможно.

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Если умрёшь в мозге друга,

умрёшь по-настоящему.

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Разорвутся нейронные связи – и нам каюк.

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Погоди, надо кое-что взять.

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Забавно. Мне всегда было интересно,

кто победит, если мы будем драться.

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Значит, ты всегда был плохим другом.

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Твоя жизнь ненастоящая,

и я тебя не спасал. Снимай шмот.

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Я знал, что сдохну так.

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Мы ещё сможем его вытащить?

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Вроде. Птич полетел туда,

так что нужно лишь…

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Блядь! Найти другой путь.

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Можно сократить дистанцию,

если опуститься поглубже.

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И куда мы попадём?

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В битву на Кровавой Гряде.

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- Наш Вьетнам!

- У тебя неправильные ценности!

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Представление начинается, господа и дама.

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Спасибо!

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Высаживаемся на Кровавой Гряде.

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Это наш последний шанс

остановить нападение Федерации.

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- Если проиграем…

- По местам!

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Не обращайте на нас внимание.

Вы – всего лишь воспоминания о войне.

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Не надо так говорить,

а то они будут плохо сражаться.

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Думаю, что лучше

не обращать на них внимания.

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Бля! Бля-бля-бля-бля-бля!

00:11:32,335 --> 00:11:33,212

Ой, нет.

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Как это круто!

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Вообще ни разу.

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И это тоже.

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Почему ты не хотел возвращаться сюда?

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Даже не знаю. Возможно, из-за концовки.

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Да! Лучшая дружба на свете!

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Так будет до конца наших дней, да?

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- Офигенно же!

- Идём.

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Передышка в войнушке не будет долгой.

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Да это серьёзно было охеренно.

Почему ты не…

00:12:23,704 --> 00:12:24,984

Блин, было охеренно.

00:12:25,064 --> 00:12:26,845

Это было крайне офигенно.

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Битва на Кровавой Гряде окончена.

Федерация повержена.

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- Я у тебя в долгу.

- Идём со мной.

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- Куда-то… неподалёку?

- Куда угодно. В любые места.

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Рик, возможно, ты не будешь сражаться,

но эта война…

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Ещё не окончена, знаю. Чел, я почти

никому об этом не говорил, но...

00:12:42,628 --> 00:12:44,799

прямо сейчас я могу переместить тебя

на такое же поле боя

00:12:44,879 --> 00:12:47,064

во вселенной, где мы проиграли

или где выиграли,

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или где этого всего вообще не было.

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Все они одинаково реальны и нереальны.

Всё это неважно.

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Тогда почему ты помог?

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Потому что уважаю тебя.

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А ты можешь уважать меня.

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Даже если ничего не важно?

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Ладно. Ты важен… для меня.

00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:05,655

Наши с тобой отношения…

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Я таким словом не пользуюсь.

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…не стоят моих принципов.

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Господи!

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Это же не какая-то сложная сделка, чувак.

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«Хочешь заниматься со мной

крутой херотой, которая важна?»

00:13:12,925 --> 00:13:14,857

«Не хочу, лучше я

буду осуждающим додиком».

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Дело закрыто. Можно и не тянуть резину.

00:13:17,269 --> 00:13:19,485

Используй Птич-сигнал, если я потребуюсь.

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О да, я буду часто им пользоваться.

Наде… надеюсь, он не износится.

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Понятно. По звезде пошла не битва.

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На хрена ты рискуешь жизнью

ради такого ублюдка?

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Потому что ты любишь его.

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Ты – возможно. А я – нет.

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Да, да. Ты очень крутой.

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А теперь либо помоги мне

спасти его жизнь, либо пиздуй,

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потому что ты мне не нужен.

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Ух ты! Разве может быть что-то лучше?

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Нет, Тэмми. Поверь, не может.

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Спасибо, что привёл меня сюда.

Здесь так красиво.

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Попался, неблагодарный кусок помёта!

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Рик, ты работаешь в команде

со своим воспоминанием?

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Я спросил, потому что

это было бы очень грустно.

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Не тебе решать, что грустно, а что нет.

00:14:01,612 --> 00:14:03,487

Ты как гора Грустьмор с одним портретом.

00:14:03,567 --> 00:14:05,355

Типа как Грустереал Линкольну.

00:14:05,435 --> 00:14:06,800

Серьёзно, пора валить, дружище.

00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,948

Чем ближе ты к полному

нейрокогнитивному сбою,

00:14:09,028 --> 00:14:11,255

тем больше каноничной хероты

будет стараться убить нас.

00:14:11,335 --> 00:14:14,709

А можно объявить, что я –

офицер под прикрытием?

00:14:14,789 --> 00:14:16,275

Все знают. Ты мертва.

00:14:17,685 --> 00:14:20,765

Ладно. Повезло вам, что мой жених

запомнил меня доброй.

00:14:20,845 --> 00:14:21,875

Вкуси мою жопу, Птич.

00:14:21,955 --> 00:14:23,326

Ты здесь махнул на всех нас рукой,

00:14:23,406 --> 00:14:26,135

потому что не хочешь переживать скорбь

и печаль, как нормальный человек,

00:14:26,215 --> 00:14:27,910

выпивая и досаждая незнакомцам?

00:14:27,990 --> 00:14:32,355

Нет, Рик, это ты должен обкусать

мою клоаку, то есть птичий зад.

00:14:32,435 --> 00:14:33,921

Все знают, что такое клоака.

00:14:34,001 --> 00:14:37,105

Прости, но мы не выбираем,

кого будем любить.

00:14:37,185 --> 00:14:39,533

Это точно. Как думаешь,

какого хера я до сих пор здесь?

00:14:39,613 --> 00:14:41,345

Я умер на своей свадьбе, Рик.

00:14:41,425 --> 00:14:43,772

Я просто жду, когда всё закончится.

00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:47,315

- Ты расскажешь ему или нет?

- Как раз собирался.

00:14:47,395 --> 00:14:49,223

Держу пари, она и не думала

рассказать тебе про ребёнка.

00:14:49,303 --> 00:14:50,515

- Что, прости?

- О ком?

00:14:50,615 --> 00:14:53,349

- Я думал, когда ты уже…

- Я бы знала, если бы у меня был ребёнок.

00:14:53,429 --> 00:14:54,903

Ты – воспоминание.

Ты знаешь то, что знает он.

00:14:54,983 --> 00:14:55,976

А он не знает, потому что

00:14:56,056 --> 00:14:59,555

воспоминания Феникс Личности огорожены

стеной протоколов мозгоанализатора.

00:14:59,635 --> 00:15:01,966

Боже мой! Операция бла-бла-бла!

00:15:02,926 --> 00:15:04,413

Ну, я просто не знаю названия.

00:15:04,493 --> 00:15:06,389

Тэмми, если у нас был ребёнок…

00:15:06,755 --> 00:15:09,417

То его отец был бы террористом.

00:15:09,745 --> 00:15:12,777

Либо он в бегах, либо… в заточении.

00:15:13,905 --> 00:15:15,416

Если не хочешь жить ради себя,

00:15:15,496 --> 00:15:16,765

живи хотя бы ради полуПтичьей Личности,

00:15:16,845 --> 00:15:19,595

полуМегасуки, которая ест червей

в тюрьме на астероиде.

00:15:20,846 --> 00:15:22,092

Я принял решение.

00:15:22,446 --> 00:15:23,840

Теперь я хочу жить.

00:15:24,725 --> 00:15:25,737

Как раз вовремя.

00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:33,326

Сядь за руль.

00:15:33,406 --> 00:15:34,995

Кажись, я всегда был крутым.

00:15:41,772 --> 00:15:43,130

Блядь! Мост уничтожен.

00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:46,217

Его разум разрушается! Думал,

мы сможем вернуться тем же путём?

00:15:46,297 --> 00:15:48,069

Без тебя знаю,

как устроена сраная память!

00:15:48,149 --> 00:15:49,575

А ты узнал об этом полчаса назад.

00:15:49,655 --> 00:15:50,422

Ну, тогда не тупи!

00:15:50,502 --> 00:15:51,761

И это твой лучший друг?

00:15:51,841 --> 00:15:53,565

Он – очень сложная личность.

00:15:53,645 --> 00:15:54,582

Кто-нибудь, сядьте за руль!

00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:56,240

Птич, помнишь тот вечер,

когда Джерри застукал нас,

00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:57,486

когда мы ссали на грядку с бегониями,

00:15:57,566 --> 00:15:59,075

и я стёр ему память

с помощью одной пушки?

00:15:59,155 --> 00:15:59,576

Смутно.

00:15:59,656 --> 00:16:00,776

Надеюсь, этого достаточно.

00:16:00,856 --> 00:16:03,325

Раз ты помнишь тот вечер,

то, по идее, должен помнить и устройство.

00:16:03,405 --> 00:16:04,915

Ищи воспоминания про мой гараж!

00:16:04,995 --> 00:16:06,926

Надеюсь, они ещё есть.

00:16:09,395 --> 00:16:10,812

О-оу, наша первая встреча.

00:16:10,892 --> 00:16:12,005

Гадость! На моём рабочем столе?

00:16:12,085 --> 00:16:12,710

Но Сквончи вообще…

00:16:12,790 --> 00:16:14,515

Для этого вообще-то есть уборные!

00:16:14,595 --> 00:16:17,535

Давай, мне нужно твоё внимание к деталям.

00:16:17,615 --> 00:16:19,995

Вот это ты запомнил в моей лаборатории?

00:16:20,075 --> 00:16:23,035

Ты бы хотел, чтобы я вёл

ментальный учёт твоих вещей?

00:16:23,115 --> 00:16:24,046

Да!

00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,575

Рик Санчес, ты арестован

00:16:27,655 --> 00:16:30,492

за то, что заставил меня торчать

в школе на Земле два года!

00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:31,806

Жми! Жми! Жми!

00:16:33,189 --> 00:16:35,256

Чтобы выбраться,

придётся похимичить с памятью.

00:16:35,336 --> 00:16:36,800

Выход будет на «Птенячем Человеке»,

00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:38,235

когда мы познакомились

и создали «Senthol Diempathate».

00:16:38,315 --> 00:16:39,497

Блин, было круто.

00:16:39,577 --> 00:16:42,159

Да, слишком счастливое время.

Сразу мы туда не попадём.

00:16:42,239 --> 00:16:44,961

Надо создать путь из моих воспоминаний

и допрыгать на них до нужного.

00:16:45,041 --> 00:16:48,005

К-какие у нас с тобой общие

воспоминания про злость и горе?

00:16:48,085 --> 00:16:49,435

Похороны шестерёнкочувака?

00:16:49,623 --> 00:16:50,949

Это было грустно.

00:16:57,852 --> 00:17:00,972

Во имя Отца, Сына и святой Шестерёнки…

00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:05,120

Это воспоминания.

Дави их, они ненастоящие.

00:17:05,212 --> 00:17:06,903

Эй! Это что, шестерёнкоголовый?

00:17:07,017 --> 00:17:08,731

Мы были повстанцами с его старшим братом.

00:17:08,811 --> 00:17:10,286

Это очень важный контекст.

00:17:10,389 --> 00:17:11,939

А ты думаешь, мы с ним дружили?

00:17:12,995 --> 00:17:15,372

Нужен ещё один мост до фестиваля. Что тут?

00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:16,535

Люди в костюмах.

00:17:16,615 --> 00:17:19,005

Печальный шведский стол. Одинокие вдовы.

00:17:19,085 --> 00:17:20,435

Что-то связанное с выступлением?

00:17:20,515 --> 00:17:22,367

Дико неприличная надгробная речь Сквончи.

00:17:22,447 --> 00:17:24,492

То время, когда он увлёкся стендапом.

00:17:24,629 --> 00:17:25,462

Точно!

00:17:26,469 --> 00:17:27,372

Давай туда!

00:17:29,495 --> 00:17:30,903

Вот знаете, когда вы сквончите,

00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:32,975

и она уже вот-вот,

00:17:33,475 --> 00:17:36,263

раздаётся такой дико противный сквонч.

00:17:37,772 --> 00:17:40,015

Вы кто… Что за… Боже, я – воспоминание!

00:17:40,095 --> 00:17:42,297

Мы зря сидели на этом стендапе!

00:17:42,423 --> 00:17:43,486

Выход рядом!

00:17:45,715 --> 00:17:47,645

Народ, послушайте. Меня зовут Рик.

00:17:47,725 --> 00:17:50,058

Это – мой новый друг Птичий Чел

и его друзья.

00:17:50,138 --> 00:17:53,886

Мы познакомились на этом фестивале,

обдолбались и замутили группу!

00:18:02,857 --> 00:18:05,452

А ты думал, что я дам тебе сбежать?

00:18:06,549 --> 00:18:07,977

Жизнь переоценивают.

00:18:08,172 --> 00:18:08,836

Эй!

00:18:08,916 --> 00:18:10,857

Помни меня!

00:18:10,972 --> 00:18:12,705

Бля, мы были в расчёте!

00:18:13,143 --> 00:18:15,040

Ты запомнил меня крутым.

00:18:22,297 --> 00:18:24,635

Пора валить. Делай своё дело.

00:18:26,915 --> 00:18:31,029

Прости, что убила тебя

и превратила в киборга, судя по всему.

00:18:31,109 --> 00:18:33,735

- Я правда любила тебя.

- Я тоже любил тебя.

00:18:34,103 --> 00:18:35,235

Прощай, Таманта.

00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:38,526

Давай, чел. Чувствую себя глупо.

00:18:39,109 --> 00:18:40,582

Спасибо, что не бросил меня.

00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:42,712

Класс. Можешь отплатить мне прямо сейчас.

00:18:49,452 --> 00:18:50,606

Ебать!

00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:52,217

Охереть! Еле выбрались!

00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:54,640

Ебануться! Ещё бы чуть-чуть... Полная дичь.

00:18:54,765 --> 00:18:56,697

Боже мой. А ещё эта дикая штука.

00:18:57,383 --> 00:19:00,617

Спасибо, Рик.

Погоди, дай-ка я переберусь в своё тело.

00:19:07,486 --> 00:19:10,138

Мы вернулись, детка!

Рик и Птичья Личность на сотни лет!

00:19:10,218 --> 00:19:12,378

Что скажешь, набубенимся,

пока не отпустило?

00:19:12,458 --> 00:19:13,295

Не сегодня.

00:19:13,375 --> 00:19:16,332

Меня ждёт, как ты выразился,

родительская хероборина.

00:19:16,415 --> 00:19:18,892

Ну да. Добро пожаловать в клуб. Толь…

00:19:18,983 --> 00:19:20,903

только не клонируй ребёнка

и не отправляй одного из них в космос.

00:19:20,983 --> 00:19:22,275

Они этого не любят.

00:19:22,915 --> 00:19:23,748

Так, кажется, воспоминание о Рике

00:19:23,828 --> 00:19:26,095

избавилось от злой Тэмми

и пробралось в мой мозг.

00:19:26,175 --> 00:19:28,835

Я помню, как в детстве

нашёл взрослого себя в шкафу.

00:19:28,915 --> 00:19:30,504

Надо разобраться, а то быть беде.

00:19:30,584 --> 00:19:32,733

Рик, не хочу впиваться в тебя когтями.

00:19:32,813 --> 00:19:35,635

Это пагубное кошачье занятие.

00:19:35,715 --> 00:19:36,492

Но должен спросить…

00:19:36,572 --> 00:19:37,817

Да ничего, ты не обязан.

00:19:37,897 --> 00:19:40,695

Была ли такая ситуация,

когда ты знал о моём ребёнке,

00:19:40,775 --> 00:19:42,035

но решил не рассказывать,

00:19:42,115 --> 00:19:43,327

так как была вероятность,

что я буду всё время

00:19:43,407 --> 00:19:46,297

занят воспитанием

и не смогу тусоваться с тобой?

00:19:47,415 --> 00:19:49,555

Странно ты благодаришь меня

за новости о твоём ребёнке.

00:19:49,635 --> 00:19:52,081

Ты не знал о нём,

когда пришёл мне на помощь,

00:19:52,161 --> 00:19:56,537

но когда узнал, сообщил об этом лишь

из необходимости собственного спасения.

00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:58,972

Ну да.

00:19:59,063 --> 00:20:01,235

Возможно, ещё увидимся.

00:20:05,063 --> 00:20:07,335

Что? Что это он делает?

00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:08,320

П-погоди, чего?

00:20:08,412 --> 00:20:10,595

- Ты же сказала…

- Проваливай, чудила!

00:20:11,646 --> 00:20:13,475

Какой странный незнакомец. Бывает же!

00:20:13,555 --> 00:20:18,400

Какой-то случайный человек проходит мимо

с кучей устройств накопления энергии.

00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:22,205

Вероломство подтверждаю.

00:20:22,285 --> 00:20:23,497

Да я понял.

00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:28,263

Сижу с ребёнком. А ещё примеряю

новые колготки прямо в гостиной.

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Ребёнок может всё увидеть.

А я и не против.

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В наше время развитие морали дико крутое.

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Это… это… это… это не то, что ты думаешь.

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Я думаю, что ты перебрался

из подсознания Птича в моё,

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чтобы попытаться стать

разумным воспоминанием.

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Ну да.

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Необязательно быть врагом,

только потому что ты существуешь.

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Я предположил,

что моё желание жить тебя не устроит.

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Ты вообще дико бессердечный.

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Молодо-зелено. Идём.

Давай оживлю тебя, и хряпнем по пиву.

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- И тогда со временем я стану тобой?

- Скорее всего, да.

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Давай ты просто запомнишь,

что мы хряпнули по пиву?

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Эй!

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Охренеть.

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Боже мой.

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Наверное, пихать всех

жестоких заключённых в одно место

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было не очень удачным решением.

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Нам не за размышления платят, Фил.

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Ты прав, извини.

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Перевод: Женя Спицын

Синхронизация: Георгий Владимиров