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aAll singing:in

Boob world, boob world.

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It's a world for you,

but it's actually two.

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Boob World!

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[Vocalizes]

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I gotta say, Morty, it's weird

that you wanted me to come,

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but I'm actually

exstyched about it --

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that's excited, stoked,

and psyched.

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I didn't want you to come.

Talk to Rick.

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Truth is, Summer, Boob World's

been at the center

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of a few protests every day

for 30 years,

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so they've recently rebranded as

a boob empowerment experience,

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and if we bring a female,

we get in for free.

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So, I'm, like, what, a Coke can

you're taking to Six Flags?

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No, 'cause once you

get into Six Flags,

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you can throw

your Coke can away.

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No fucking way.

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It can't be.

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Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit.

Oh, look at that.

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-What is it?

-It's a GoTron ferret.

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It's not a GoTron ferret,

Morty.

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It's the blue

GoTron ferret.

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Boob World is canceled.

No, Rick, no.

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You promised.

You always do this.

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Tell you what, Morty,

I'll let you choose.

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Do you really think

Boob World -

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Yes.

Let me finish.

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Is more important --

Yes.

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Let me finish!

Than have all five

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of the only five GoTron ferrets

in the universe?

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Are you finished?

Yes. So, let's go.

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Summer, help me hook the winch

up to the ferret.

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Sure.

What the hell?!

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You said you were

letting me choose.

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Yeah, whether to break

my fucking heart.

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You chose badly.

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Morty:

That's how it all began.

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To my sister,

it was just another game.

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But what she

didn't know --

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Summer: That was the moment

everything changed.

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Morty:

Wait. What?

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I had gotten my first taste of

respect and my first voiceover.

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I can hear you.

Can you hear me?

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And I knew then and there

I wanted more of both.

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Hello?

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♪

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♪

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♪

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Beth, Jerry,

do something fun with us.

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A giant monster is attacking

in the Nibblenug system.

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Your suits

are in the bathroom.

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Mine smells skeletony.

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I have a chiropractor

appointment.

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What are you

involving us in?

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Rick's been collecting

GoTron ferrets,

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and now that he has all five,

we can combine them into --

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Morty, for Christ's sake

spoilers.

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Spoilers, Morty.

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WE don't need

to sell this to anyone.

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There's a giant

monster attacking.

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In the Nibblenug system.

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Since when does this house

care about alien lives.

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We don't even watch

British television.

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Told you. Let's just get

Gene from next door

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and a homeless guy.

No. Hold on.

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Fuck Gene.

Fuck the homeless.

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Your kids and their grandpa

are asking you to do

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an activity with them.

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When did that stop being

a parent's wettest dream?

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I guess around the time

our family created

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a giant incest baby,

and the government

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launched it into space.

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Oh my God, we made a giant

incest baby.

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Oh my God,

you might be a clone.

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I exist because you guys

failed to abort me.

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We get the family we get,

not the one we want.

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And if you want to keep

the one you got,

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get your asses into

some anime spacesuits.

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-Fair enough.

-Okay.

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Good work, Summer Camp.

Yeah.

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I'm exci-toked

about this.

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Sure you are -- now.

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Morty:

Something new was forming,

and I was at the bottom of it.

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Summer:

I let Morty have his voiceover.

It's really all he had left.

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Okay, can you hear me

or not?

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Do you mean can I, Summer,

hear you?

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No. My voiceover

can hear your voiceover.

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What's the difference?

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One would be telepathy,

dumbass.

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Now what?

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Now, we --

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All:

Go, Team GoTron!

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♪

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Where are we zip-lining through

futuristic metallic tunnels to?

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Each robot ferret is at a

different location on Earth.

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You're going to the center

of a volcano.

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Thank you?

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♪

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♪

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♪

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♪

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Okay, well,

this isn't not fun.

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Regroup on me.

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I'll shoot a portal

to Nibblenug.

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Did I just monorail

from my kitchen to Hawaii

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just to regroup in outer space

above my kitchen?

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Uh, Summer?

It's cool, Dad. Shut up.

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♪

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Everybody,

attack one at a time!

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Is that

the best way to --

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Tee up something awesome?

Yes. Follow me.

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Guys, we did our best,

but there's only one hope.

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Activating link-dock.

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Inter-Morphs -- rad-ified.

PostiTrinos -- maximized.

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♪

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Holy shit, I-I can't believe

this is working.

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Go, go, team!

It's GoTron time!

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♪

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Oh, my God.

Hell yes!

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This is amazing!

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Okay, now we can

knock it around a little bit,

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but trust me, we're still

building to something.

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How do we --

Just hit buttons.

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we're too big to fail.

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♪

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I kicked him!

That was me, right?

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Morty: Uppercut!

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I can't believe I almost

went to the chiropractor!

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I've been waiting

a long time for this.

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Form Luminous Energy Sword!

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That's your ass,

Mamma Jamma.

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[ All talking ]

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[ All talking ]

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Morty: These were

the good times,

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when we felt like

we could do anything.

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But anything

is never quite everything.

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And pretty soon...

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That was nothing -- nothing

compared to what we can do.

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There are infinite universes

where I still don't have

all five ferrets.

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Th-th-those versions of me

would do anything

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to complete

their collections.

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Okay, but Rick, remember what

you told me to remind you?

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Sometimes, enough is...

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Sometimes,

enough is enough.

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Morty, what are you doing?

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He gets obsessed, Summer -

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When are you going

to find your shame?

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I have more.

Grandpa just gave

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everybody the high point

of their lives,

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and before he did,

every single one of you

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was trying to talk him

out of it.

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Wait. Yeah.

Wha-wha-what the fuck!

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Now, he says we can go higher,

and big surprise,

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it's time to

drag him down again.

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Well, I vote --

No voting.

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No debate.

It's not a democracy.

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It's a Rickpublic.

You're in or you're out.

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Obviously, I'm in.

I never said I wasn't in.

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Me, neither.

Tell us what we're doing next.

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Uh, I want to put together

a cookout.

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That's it? I was honestly

prepared to blow someone.

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-Jerry.

-I said "prepared"

and "someone."

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♪

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Morty: Rick invited five

versions of our family

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from different universes,

each with incomplete GoTrons.

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I didn't have anyone

to talk to,

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since the other four Mortys

had been to Boob World.

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Did you walk

on the beach?

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The beach that's all boobs?

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No, the beach

that's all sand.

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Yes, the boob one!

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Rick was in the garage with the

heads of the five families.

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Ugh, and Summer.

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Summer:

In that first sit-down,

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it was Big Fat Rick,

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Ricardo Montaya,

Hot Head Rick --

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he got that name because he was

prone to dramatic outbursts -

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and Lil' Ricky Wrap-it-Up,

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who was always great

at the end of a meeting.

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At the head of it all,

me and Grandpa Rick.

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Now, don't get

me wrong, C137,

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we're happy

for your good fortune.

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But we did not

travel to your universe

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just to have it rubbed

in our faces.

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Come on, Big Fat Rick,

you know your face

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is too small

to rub anything on.

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My face is the same size

as yours.

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Wow. Huh. Hold on.

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I'll be damned.

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You're so fat

you're an optical illusion.

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Summer, give 'em the pitch.

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We're offering to help

each of your families

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complete their

full GoTrons.

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In exchange

for some concessions.

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Ever since I was a little boy

in the slums,

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I have dreamed of having

a complete GoTron.

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But concessions?

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I hope you mean

the kind from a counter.

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I hope she means

ice cream!

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We'd like you

to relocate your families

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to this universe,

and let me make some

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modifications

to the GoTrons --

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in the interest of us

all working together.

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Want to know

what I think?

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Sure, Hothead Rick, just don't

unexpectedly fly off the handle.

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I think you guys

got a lot of nerve

acting better than us!

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This is the family that made

a giant incest baby!

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Had the government

launch it into space!

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It's still floatin' around

out there somewhere!

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Are we ever gonna

live that down?

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If I get a full GoTron,

it won't be by kissing your ass,

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it'll be by taking

what's mine -- yours!

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Hey! Gross!

No need.

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And you were driving...

a ferret?

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We all are, moron!

Give me key!

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You'll regret this,

you level-headed fucks.

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Obviously, we predicted

that might happen,

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which is why we have

Yo-Yo Rick on standby.

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Anybody got beef

with Yo-Yo?

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[ All murmur ]

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Some people think he's lame,

but to me,

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he's lame in a cool way

because he owns it.

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Cool. That concludes business.

Lil' Ricky Wrap it Up?

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Raise 'em up, boys!

Oh-pah!

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Summer: And so, we helped

our people find their ferrets.

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How they got them,

not our problem.

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Then, we got down

to business.

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Here's how it worked --

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if a giant monster

attacked your planet,

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we all got the alert.

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Man:

♪ Hey, hey, mama mia's ♪

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♪ Got a plate of spaghetti

for the takin' ♪

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♪ Papa pia's got a great big

robot that he's makin' ♪

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♪ I got the moon

in both my eyes ♪

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♪ You got a bowl of pizza pie,

hey! ♪

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♪ A bit of pasta with some anime

combined, yeah ♪

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We formed

five GoTrons.

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And those GoTrons

formed the GoGoTron.

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All: Go, GoGoTron!

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♪

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Man:

♪ Take it away, boys! ♪

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Rick: I will never

get sick of this!

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If you were a giant monster

at that time, in our universe,

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you never had a chance.

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Man: ♪ A bit of pasta

with some anime combined ♪

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♪ 'Cause we're two genres, but

each one is intertwined, yeah ♪

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Mine needs a weapon

like a Yo-Yo.

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And a Yo-Yo on the chest.

Are you listening to me?

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I-I need you to respect

this partnership.

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I kept Rick removed

from the ugly stuff.

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If you got in his way,

I got you out of the way.

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And that made more room

to move up.

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The head of my right arm.

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Morty: Me? I ended up the left

foot of the left foot --

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I guess because our robot

didn't have an asshole.

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Summer:

Well, it had one.

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Bitch! When are you gonna

stop breaking my balls?

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You win, okay?

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We're not competing, Morty.

And there's your answer.

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I could move you up if I could

trust you to put family first.

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H-how is that

putting family first?

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Show me all the blueprints!

Show me all the blueprints!

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I agree.

That's an issue.

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Big Fat Rick, his flask stays

full or your locker gets empty.

Thanks.

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I know it feels good

when he likes you,

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but that doesn't mean

him liking you makes you good.

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Solid babble, Morty -- like a

fortune cookie written by Borat.

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Yeah, I'm not

as smart as you.

00:10:22,900 --> 00:10:24,100

That's why I know

you know what I mean.

00:10:24,233 --> 00:10:25,934

You mean, if I really

loved my family,

00:10:26,066 --> 00:10:28,200

I'd give control of it back

to your jealous ass.

00:10:28,333 --> 00:10:30,800

Green Ferret Four needs a wash,

and we're out of detergent.

00:10:30,934 --> 00:10:32,166

I just bought a box.

00:10:32,300 --> 00:10:35,000

And Grandpa snorted it because

you make him feel fenced in.

00:10:35,133 --> 00:10:36,734

Rick: Sum-Sum?

00:10:38,100 --> 00:10:39,467

Get two boxes.

00:10:43,433 --> 00:10:44,867

one of the planets we saved,

00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,166

and built a secret nightclub

on it,

00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:47,600

a place no enemies

could find us --

00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:49,100

unless you count

my brother.

00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:50,633

Morty: I didn't even have

my own ferret anymore.

00:10:50,767 --> 00:10:52,033

Summer made me

something called

00:10:52,166 --> 00:10:53,533

an "associate

security chief" --

00:10:53,667 --> 00:10:54,767

whatever the hell

that means.

00:10:54,900 --> 00:10:56,266

Rick:

Look at this guy.

00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:58,600

And look at this guy.

Look-look at this guy over here.

00:10:58,734 --> 00:11:01,066

[ Vocalizes ]

00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:03,500

Oh, there she is!

My Baby Princess!

00:11:03,633 --> 00:11:05,600

Get up here.

Stop the music.

00:11:05,734 --> 00:11:09,633

This. Is. Our. Queef --

O-our Queen.

00:11:09,767 --> 00:11:12,100

She saved my life.

She-she set me free.

00:11:12,233 --> 00:11:14,967

We wouldn't have what we have

without this crazy bitch.

00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:16,633

And she's got

a special announcement.

00:11:16,767 --> 00:11:18,500

Summer, tell 'em wha-what

we talked about.

00:11:18,633 --> 00:11:19,700

Now? I don't think --

00:11:19,834 --> 00:11:21,200

Okay, I'll do it.

God damn.

00:11:21,333 --> 00:11:23,033

Morty: The new job

did have some perks --

00:11:23,166 --> 00:11:25,433

like, I got to be around

the night Summer realized

00:11:25,567 --> 00:11:26,934

she was in

over her head.

00:11:27,066 --> 00:11:30,133

Okay, I've got 90 extra ferrets,

which means I need 10 more,

00:11:30,266 --> 00:11:33,333

and then four of you

get your own GoGoTron,

00:11:33,467 --> 00:11:35,600

and 20%of you

get a GoTron,

00:11:35,734 --> 00:11:40,000

'cause we're all gonna have

a fucking GoGoGoTron.

00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:42,433

He's very excited.

Um...

00:11:42,567 --> 00:11:44,033

Oh-pah!

00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:48,200

I hate my family.

00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:50,033

You should.

00:11:50,166 --> 00:11:51,333

Get in.

00:11:51,467 --> 00:11:53,600

How's it going with

your grandpa's compulsiveness?

00:11:53,734 --> 00:11:56,133

Is your sister

still enabling it? Huh?

00:11:56,266 --> 00:11:57,867

Who are you people?

00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,800

Let's just say we're

the rightful owners

of these ferrets.

00:11:59,934 --> 00:12:02,200

Then, why were they scattered,

and buried across the universe?

00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:05,200

We mean in a more general,

cultural sense. Arrrgh!

00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:07,533

What your Grandpa did

is called "appropriation."

00:12:07,667 --> 00:12:09,467

Not cool!

Hunnnnngh!

00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:10,800

Look, Morty,

we've been watching.

00:12:10,934 --> 00:12:12,667

We know you're the one

that knows what's best.

00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,433

Work with us

from the inside.

00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,133

Help us take over

this operation.

00:12:16,266 --> 00:12:18,700

We're literally designed for it.

Mm-hmmmmmm!

00:12:18,834 --> 00:12:20,000

Nobody will know

it was you.

00:12:20,133 --> 00:12:22,600

Then, you can get back

to what's important.

00:12:22,734 --> 00:12:24,033

Are those Boob Bucks?

00:12:24,166 --> 00:12:28,467

Legal tender at every kiosk

and ride! Huuunh!

00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:30,100

I can't.

00:12:30,233 --> 00:12:32,367

Summer's treating me like shit,

but she's still my sister.

00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:34,000

That's really noble, Morty.

00:12:34,133 --> 00:12:36,000

If you were in our family,

your loyalty would be rewarded.

00:12:36,133 --> 00:12:38,934

But you're not in our family,

which means we can kill you.

00:12:39,066 --> 00:12:40,266

Oh, yeah?

00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,300

Morty: And sure enough,

just when I stuck my neck out

00:12:50,433 --> 00:12:53,633

for the family,

it got stomped on anyway.

00:12:54,767 --> 00:12:56,700

-Dad!

-Mom! Dad!

00:13:01,567 --> 00:13:03,433

Hothead Rick, baby!

00:13:03,567 --> 00:13:04,667

[ Screams ]

00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,166

I set myself

up for that!

00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:07,133

[ Screams ]

00:13:07,266 --> 00:13:08,834

-What the hell happened?!

-Hothead Rick.

00:13:08,967 --> 00:13:10,100

How did he get

so close to us?

00:13:10,233 --> 00:13:11,600

Morty was supposed

to be security!

00:13:11,734 --> 00:13:13,700

-Morty?

-I-I-I stepped away, alright?

00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:15,000

But-but not to

let that happen!

00:13:15,133 --> 00:13:16,967

Morty, we're not

attractive strangers

00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,467

next to you

on a flight to Paris,

00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:20,300

traveling alone

to get over a breakup,

00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:21,867

so this is no time

to be coy!

00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,300

-Oh...pah.

-Lil' Ricky.

00:13:24,433 --> 00:13:25,800

I'm all wrapped up,

Summer.

00:13:25,934 --> 00:13:28,867

Guys, I know you don't trust me,

but what have we become?

00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,333

Why are we

doing this anymore?

00:13:30,467 --> 00:13:32,033

Because it's fun,

you little rat.

00:13:32,166 --> 00:13:33,700

Now go home,

and play video games

00:13:33,834 --> 00:13:35,333

while we clean up

these bodies,

00:13:35,467 --> 00:13:37,033

or your mother and I will hire

people to break your knees!

00:13:37,166 --> 00:13:39,667

This is $16,000

we got from the deep state

00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:41,200

for stepping on

that trailer park.

00:13:41,333 --> 00:13:43,266

That should be enough for school

lunch and home repairs.

00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:44,967

Now, I gotta

turn my back on you.

00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:46,600

No!

00:13:46,734 --> 00:13:48,934

Summer:

With Morty out of the way,

things were looking up.

00:13:49,066 --> 00:13:50,867

But looks

aren't everything.

00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:55,867

Hi, Summer. Um, my cockpit's

not getting Wi-Fi.

00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,633

Dad, you know that's not

what I do around here.

00:13:57,767 --> 00:13:59,700

Oh, I'm not your Dad.

I'm a version of him.

00:13:59,834 --> 00:14:01,066

This is my first day here,

00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:02,834

and I-I'm not sure

what you do around here.

00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:05,000

Then fuck off.

Oh, fuck you.

00:14:05,133 --> 00:14:07,133

Excuse me?

I want your ID.

00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,867

Mom. Are you Mom? Can you

control your rookie Jerrys.

00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,967

Sweetie, we're all

a little overwhelmed -

00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:16,033

Good point.

You're not a war-time Mom.

00:14:16,166 --> 00:14:17,700

Why don't you find

your version of Dad,

00:14:17,834 --> 00:14:20,333

and take a break,

take a holiday.

00:14:20,467 --> 00:14:22,266

I don't have time to wait for

your confirmation,

00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,133

so let's just say,

if you're here in 10 minutes,

00:14:24,266 --> 00:14:25,867

I'll have you removed.

00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,800

And then, the GoTrons

make the GoTrons,

00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:30,133

make the GoTrons,

make the GoTrons.

00:14:31,266 --> 00:14:34,033

Couple of snags, but I know

how to speed things up.

00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:36,200

Remember when we talked about

how the best thing we could do

00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:38,533

for the family is to recruit

outside the family?

00:14:38,667 --> 00:14:39,767

Yes. Way ahead of you.

00:14:39,900 --> 00:14:41,300

Summer, I want you

to meet Kendra.

00:14:41,433 --> 00:14:42,767

She's from

a temp agency.

00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:44,767

She's got an entire workforce

ready to go,

00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:47,633

and all of them have previous

giant robot pilot experience.

00:14:47,767 --> 00:14:49,533

So, we'll be ready to go

ahead of schedule.

00:14:49,667 --> 00:14:51,266

Well, I don't know

about that but --

00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:53,433

Well, Kendra knows. So...

00:14:53,567 --> 00:14:55,033

So....

00:14:59,433 --> 00:15:00,700

You here

to break my legs?

00:15:00,834 --> 00:15:02,834

No. We're here to talk

shit about your sister,

00:15:02,967 --> 00:15:04,066

because she just

fired us.

00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:05,834

-You're kidding.

-Arrogant little bitch.

00:15:05,967 --> 00:15:07,800

Should we clip her?

No. She's not worth doing time.

00:15:07,934 --> 00:15:10,500

You wouldn't do time.

You brought her into the world.

00:15:10,633 --> 00:15:11,767

So, I can

take her out.

00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:12,967

You thought there was

an actual law?

00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:14,667

It's a joke

mothers say.

00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:16,600

What kind of fucked up world

have you been living in?

00:15:16,734 --> 00:15:18,500

Uh, one where your mother

murdering you

00:15:18,633 --> 00:15:19,834

isn't a

comedic premise?

00:15:19,967 --> 00:15:21,667

Guys, there's a little

adjustment period,

00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:23,200

but pretty soon, you're gonna

to return to normal,

00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:24,667

and you're not going to

want to kill Summer.

00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:25,867

You're not even gonna

be mad at her.

00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,433

Nah, fuck her.

She's my enemy.

00:15:27,567 --> 00:15:29,600

Should we kill ourselves, so we

can get to hell before her,

00:15:29,734 --> 00:15:31,100

and hide near

the entrance?

00:15:31,233 --> 00:15:33,300

I like that.

00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,433

Rick fired me.

00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:37,133

[ Both consoling ]

00:15:37,266 --> 00:15:38,533

I'm sorry.

00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:40,700

Are you okay, baby?

What happened to us?

00:15:40,834 --> 00:15:42,166

We lost our minds.

00:15:42,300 --> 00:15:43,767

I did it.

Morty was right.

00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:45,800

I got addicted

to making Grandpa happy.

00:15:45,934 --> 00:15:47,100

It's only because

your Grandpa

00:15:47,233 --> 00:15:48,700

inflates the value

of his happiness.

00:15:48,834 --> 00:15:50,166

That's a good point.

I mean, look at me.

00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:52,433

I'm easy to make happy,

which is why

00:15:52,567 --> 00:15:54,033

nobody gives a shit

if I am.

00:15:54,166 --> 00:15:56,767

I appreciate it, but there's

something else too.

00:15:56,900 --> 00:15:59,166

I've been really sensitive

about family lately

00:15:59,300 --> 00:16:01,667

because of something

I've been keeping secret.

00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:02,934

Okay. Who's on

the Supreme Court,

00:16:03,066 --> 00:16:04,333

and what state

do we live in?

00:16:04,467 --> 00:16:05,734

It's been years

since I've thought about this.

00:16:05,867 --> 00:16:07,333

No, I'm not pregnant.

00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,934

But as you guys recall, and as a

lot of people keep bringing up,

00:16:10,066 --> 00:16:12,967

Morty and I did accidentally

create a giant incest baby,

00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:14,834

which the government

did launch into space.

00:16:14,967 --> 00:16:16,967

And I'm not sure

how to tell you this,

00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:20,600

but it is still alive, and I

have been in contact with it.

00:16:20,734 --> 00:16:23,166

There were soldiers waiting for

me outside school last month.

00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:25,266

They took me to the Pentagon,

and briefed me.

00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:27,767

And from there, I was shuttled

to a secret base on Mars.

00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:29,767

They had captured him,

and wanted to see

00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:33,000

if he'd respond to me,

instinctively, being his mother.

00:16:33,133 --> 00:16:34,433

And he sure did.

00:16:34,567 --> 00:16:36,700

But what they didn't expect

was that I'd respond to him.

00:16:36,834 --> 00:16:38,200

I was supposed to help

discipline him,

00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:40,367

so they could turn him into

the ultimate weapon.

00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,967

Instead, I trained him to love,

to believe in himself,

00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:46,100

and finally,

to escape.

00:16:46,233 --> 00:16:48,934

The government doesn't want

anyone to know it happened,

00:16:49,066 --> 00:16:51,533

but it's only a matter of time

before the story comes out.

00:16:51,667 --> 00:16:54,266

And when it does, all we're

going to have is each other.

00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:57,266

And you guys are a couple,

and Rick has Morty,

00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:58,767

but I'm the odd one out

00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:01,500

So, I wanted to make sure

we stuck together.

00:17:01,633 --> 00:17:04,834

But instead, I drove us apart,

and Rick replaced me

00:17:04,967 --> 00:17:07,934

with an anime girl,

so all I've got is myself

00:17:08,066 --> 00:17:10,767

and my giant, tortured,

government-trained rogue

00:17:10,900 --> 00:17:14,467

incest monster baby

out there in space somewhere.

00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,467

Oh, baby.

What the fuck.

00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:19,600

And then, you have to wonder,

what else are they doing

with our taxes?

00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:21,333

Wait. Summer,

what did you just say?

00:17:21,467 --> 00:17:22,533

Morty, a lot.

00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:23,967

He replaced you with

an anime girl?

00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:25,700

Big eyes?

Plus signs for teeth?

00:17:25,834 --> 00:17:27,767

Ends sentences with weird sounds

that don't fit?

00:17:27,900 --> 00:17:29,433

Yeah. That's going to be

his whole crew now.

00:17:29,567 --> 00:17:32,100

And they're about to run their

first test on the GoGoGoTron.

00:17:32,233 --> 00:17:33,934

Those people want

to steal the robots.

00:17:34,066 --> 00:17:35,934

Th-they're gonna kill Rick.

He's all alone.

00:17:36,066 --> 00:17:37,433

We-we-we've got

to go save him.

00:17:37,567 --> 00:17:39,133

Right.

Or... you know, fuck him.

00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:41,000

I'm good with that.

Yeah, fuck him.

00:17:41,133 --> 00:17:44,633

Guys, a great leader once told

me you get the family you get.

00:17:46,467 --> 00:17:50,266

♪

00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:53,533

Rick:

Alright. It works. Now, we just

got to find a giant monster.

00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:55,433

My sensors have

picked one up, Rick.

00:17:55,567 --> 00:17:56,934

Okay. Okay

Lock onto its location.

00:17:57,066 --> 00:17:58,133

Yeah, got it.

00:17:58,266 --> 00:17:59,367

Oh, it's you!

00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:01,700

Huh?

00:18:01,834 --> 00:18:03,100

What the hell is this?

00:18:03,233 --> 00:18:05,400

Thanks for making

the biggest robot ever, Rick.

00:18:05,533 --> 00:18:07,467

We'll take it from here.

00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:10,200

You little assholes!

00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:11,834

You son of a bitch!

00:18:11,967 --> 00:18:16,533

♪

00:18:16,667 --> 00:18:18,734

Lock a load, boys.

00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:24,100

Say "hello"

to my little me.

00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:26,600

[ Gun Rick

says "bang" repeatedly" ]

00:18:26,734 --> 00:18:30,033

[ Laughs ]

00:18:31,066 --> 00:18:33,834

Give up, old man.

The G3 is ours.

00:18:33,967 --> 00:18:36,000

And last I checked,

your "family"

00:18:36,133 --> 00:18:37,867

wasn't coming

to save you, hmm?

00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,633

Giant Invest Baby:

Go go goo goo.

00:18:40,767 --> 00:18:43,433

Holy mother of mercy!

00:18:43,567 --> 00:18:45,533

My God.

It's beautiful.

00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:50,433

♪

00:18:50,567 --> 00:18:53,200

Yeah! Family!

00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,100

-Is that --

-It's exactly what

it looks like. Yes.

00:18:55,233 --> 00:18:57,100

Congrats, man.

I see the resemblance.

00:18:57,233 --> 00:19:01,333

Form the Energy Sword!

Activate the Goddamn sword!

00:19:01,467 --> 00:19:03,567

Oh, man, the sword. Maybe we

didn't think this through.

00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:06,000

They're not actually gonna

attack a space baby, are they?

00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:07,600

I never thought I'd be

the one to say this,

00:19:07,734 --> 00:19:09,500

but you need to watch

more anime, Mom.

00:19:09,633 --> 00:19:12,433

Whoa, easy now,

Naruto.

00:19:12,567 --> 00:19:14,867

[ All yell ]

00:19:15,367 --> 00:19:18,600

Bahbah go bye-bye!

00:19:20,567 --> 00:19:22,133

[ All scream ]

00:19:22,266 --> 00:19:24,133

Kendra: What the hell

is wrong with you people?!

00:19:24,266 --> 00:19:27,633

You just have

an incest space monster

in your back pocket, huh?

00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:30,100

Welcome to

the Smith family.

00:19:30,233 --> 00:19:31,467

[ Yells ]

00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,800

Shit. Put that down, Naruto.

Your great-grandpa is in there.

00:19:33,934 --> 00:19:36,200

What do you say?

One last zipline?

00:19:44,233 --> 00:19:47,867

Incest space baby.

Nicely done.

00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,800

Morty: After that, things pretty

much went back to normal --

00:19:50,934 --> 00:19:52,333

some version of it, anyway.

00:19:52,467 --> 00:19:54,934

Rick said GoTrons were lame

little kid bullshit,

00:19:55,066 --> 00:19:56,967

and we never talked

about them again.

00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:59,367

Summer:

Except all those gigantic space

bugs were still runnin' loose,

00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:02,000

and there were no GoTrons left

to fight them.

00:20:02,133 --> 00:20:04,266

Morty: Yeah, millions die

every day.

00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:06,467

Summer: But you want to know

what they could never kill?

00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:07,667

Family.

00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:09,200

-Where's Jerry?

-Help!

00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,500

Help! I'm still out here!

00:20:11,633 --> 00:20:13,000

[ Yells ]

00:20:13,133 --> 00:20:14,667

Morty: Yep, nothing's

more important than--

00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:16,467

Hey! Hey!

Whoa-whoa-whoa!

00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,834

Ugh!

00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:22,600

And just like that, I knew

our goose was as cooked as --

00:20:22,734 --> 00:20:26,000

Voiceovarians. Ugh.

00:20:26,133 --> 00:20:28,934

♪ Magic sights,

exciting sounds ♪

00:20:29,066 --> 00:20:32,433

♪ Come day or night,

and feel around ♪

00:20:32,567 --> 00:20:35,200

♪ This is the world

for you ♪

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♪ No matter where

you've ever been ♪

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♪ This is the place

your life begiii-i-ins ♪

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♪ Boob World ♪

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♪ Boob World ♪

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♪ It's a world for you,

but it's actually two ♪

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♪ Boob Wo-o-orld ♪

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Samansky,

you're late!

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Won't happen again, sir!

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[ All talking ]

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Bugs,. Look to your left.

Now, look to your right.

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None of you are coming back.

Not one.

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In the entire history

of this program,

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not a single bug

has returned.

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Alright. Bring it in!

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What are we?

-Normal-sized bugs!

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-What do we do?

-Travel through

an interdimensional

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gateway to a planet

with tiny people!

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-Why do we do it?

-To spread the cure for AIDS!

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Hey, Sarge, how do we know if

these little people

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can understand us?

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I mean, do these even

speak Buganese?

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Funny, Palicki.

That's why we say it very loud.

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Guys, you'll still be the same

civilized bug on their side.

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It's not like

interdimensional travel

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strips us of our clothes,

and makes us screaming monsters.

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Or maybe it does.

It's impossible to know.

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Now, get out of here!

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My clothes --

where'd they go?

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Man: Did you get any of that?

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Это целый мир, точнее, их даже два.

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Сиськомир!

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Морти, я удивилась, когда ты меня позвал,

но это такое вострясение.

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Восторг и потрясение.

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Я был против. Это Рик.

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Сиськомир вот уже тридцать лет находится

в центре протестов.

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У них изменилась политика,

так что с женщиной вход бесплатно.

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Так я будто банка Колы, с которой идут в Диснейленд?

- Нет. В Диснейленде колу можно выбросить.

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Да ну нахуй.

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Не может быть.

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Твою мать! Твою мать! - Ничего себе.

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Что это? - Хорёк Готрон.

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Не просто хорёк Готрон.

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Это синий хорёк Готрон.

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Сиськомир отменяется. - Нет, Рик!

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Ты обещал! Вечно ты так.

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Знаешь что? Выбирай.

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Думаешь, Сиськомир... Дай сказать. - Да.

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Важнее... - Да.

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Дай сказать! Чем коллекция из пяти синих хорьков Готрон?

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Ты закончил? Да. Пошли.

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Саммер, помоги с лебёдкой.

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Хорошо. - Какого чёрта? Ты же дал мне выбор.

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Да, разбивать мне сердце или нет.

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Плохой выбор.

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Так всё началось.

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Для моей сестры это была игра.

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Но она не знала... - В тот момент всё изменилось.

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Стоп, что? - Моё первое уважение и мой первый рассказ.

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Я тебя слышу. А ты меня? - И я поняла, что мне этого мало.

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Ау?

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Бэт, Джерри, давайте веселиться.

Систему Ниблнаг атакует монстр.

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Ваши скафандры в ванной. - Мой пахнет скелетом.

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Мне нужно к доктору.

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Во что вы нас втягиваете? - Рик собирает хорьков.

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Он собрал всех пятерых и мы можем...

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Морти, блин, спойлеры! - Спойлеры!

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Убеждать никого не нужно.

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Огромный монстр атакует. - В системе Ниблнаг.

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С каких пор вам есть дело до инопланетян?

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Мы даже британцев не смотрим.

- Я же говорил. Возьмём Джина и бомжа.

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Нет. Минуточку. Нахуй Джина и бомжа.

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Дети и дедушка просят вас чем-то с ними заняться.

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Когда родители перестали об этом мечтать?

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Когда наша семья создала огромное дитя инцеста

и правительство запустило его в космос.

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Боже, мы создали огромное дитя инцеста. Боже, вдруг ты клон.

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Я существую, потому что вы не сделали аборт.

Семью не выбирают.

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И если вы не хотите потерять свою,

напяливайте скафандры.

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Справедливо. - Ладно.

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Молодец, Саммер. - Да.

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Это просто вострясение.

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Ну само собой. Только поздно.

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Формировалось нечто новое, и я был на самом дне.

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Я дала Морти продолжить рассказ. Это всё, что у него было.

- Ты меня слышишь или нет?

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Слышу ли тебя я, Саммер?

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Нет. Мой рассказчик слышит твоего.

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Какая разница?

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Это телепатия, дебил.

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Что теперь?

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Ну, теперь...

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Вперёд, Готрон!

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Куда мы летим по футуристическим металлическим туннелям?

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Все хорьки в разных точках Земли.

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Ты летишь в центр вулкана.

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Спасибо, что ли?

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Ну нет, это не прикольно.

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Перегруппируемся. Я сделаю портал.

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Я прилетел из кухни на Гавайи, чтобы перегруппироваться

в космосе над кухней?

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Саммер? - Пап, забей и заткнись.

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Нападаем по одному!

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Разве это лучший способ...

- Зафигачить что-то крутое? Да. За мной.

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Ребят, мы старались, но надежда лишь одна.

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Активировать линк-док.

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Интерморфы... готовы. Пости-трИно... на максимум.

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Охренеть, получается!

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Вперёд, команда! За Готрон!

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Боже мой. О да!

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Офигенно!

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Можем повалять дурака, но поверьте, это не конец.

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Но как... - Жмите на кнопки. Мы слишком здоровые.

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Я ему врезала! Это же я, да?

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Апперкот!

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Охренеть, а я к доктору собирался!

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Я давно этого ждал.

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Сформировать светящийся энергетический меч!

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Тебе кранты, подруга.

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То были хорошие времена. Нам казалось,

что мы способны на что угодно.

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Но что угодно - это не совсем всё.

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И очень скоро... - Это была ерунда по сравнению с тем, что мы можем.

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В бесконечных вселенных я не собрал всех хорьков.

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Эти версии меня сделали бы что угодно ради коллекции.

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Помнишь, о чём ты просил напомнить?

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Иногда нужно... - Иногда нужно остановиться.

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Морти, что ты делаешь?

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Он зацикливается, Саммер... - Когда ты найдёшь совесть?

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У меня её больше, чем у тебя. - Дедушка устроил нам

крутой отдых, а вы все его отговаривали.

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Стоп. Да. Какого хуя?

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Он говорит, что мы можем прыгнуть выше,

и вы снова тянете его вниз.

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Я голосую за то...

- Никакого голосования. Это не демократия.

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Тут Рикпублика. Ты или в деле, или нет. - Конечно, я в деле.

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Я тоже. Что делаем дальше?

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Я хочу устроить ужин.

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И всё? Я был готов кому-то вдуть.

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Джерри. - Я сказал "готов" и "кому-то".

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Рик пригласил пять версий нашей семьи,

каждую с незавершёнными Готронами.

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Мне не было с кем поговорить.

Остальные Морти были в Сиськомире.

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Вы ходили по пляжу?

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Где сплошные сиськи?

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Нет, где сплошной песок. Конечно, сиськи!

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Рик был в гараже с главами семей.

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И Саммер.

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На первой встрече сошлись

Жирный Рик, Рикардо Монтойя, Сорвиголова Рик...

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Он был склонен к драматичным вспышкам...

и Рики Кончик, который всегда умел завершить встречу.

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Во главе были мы с дедушкой Риком.

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Пойми меня правильно, си сто тридцать семь, мы за тебя рады.

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Но мы прилетели не для того,

чтобы ты нам сыпал соль на раны.

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Брось, у тебя слишком мелкое лицо,

чтобы на него что-то насыпать.

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У нас лица одинакового размера.

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Ух ты. Погоди.

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Будь я проклят.

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Такая жирная иллюзия.

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Саммер, огласи идею.

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Мы предлагаем помочь вашим семьям собрать коллекции.

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В обмен на уступки.

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Ещё с самого детства я мечтал собрать всю коллекцию.

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Но уступки?

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Надеюсь, уступки если и будут, то с вашей стороны.

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Переместите ваши семьи в эту вселенную

и дайте мне внести модификации...

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В интересах сотрудничества.

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Сказать, что я думаю?

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Говори, только не слетай с катушек.

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Вы слишком наглые, если считаете себя лучше нас!

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Эта семья создала дитя инцеста!

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И правительство запустило его в космос!

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Оно до сих пор где-то там летает!

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Об этом вообще забудут?

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Мне не нужно целовать тебе жопу, чтобы

собрать коллекцию. Я отниму часть твоей!

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Эй! Фу! Это лишнее!

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И ты был за рулём хорька?

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Как и все, идиот! Дай ключи!

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Вы пожалеете, долбоёбы сраные.

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Мы это предвидели, поэтому предупредили Йо-Йо Рика.

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Кто-то против Йо-Йо?

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Некоторые считают его унылым,

но он это признаёт, и поэтому крут.

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Супер. Тогда решено. Рики Кончик?

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Поднимем бокалы, народ! Будем!

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И так мы помогли нашим найти хорьков.

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Как они их заполучили - не наша проблема.

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Потом мы перешли к делу.

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Если на вашу планету нападал монстр,

нам приходило оповещение.

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Мы сформировали пять Готронов.

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А эти Готроны формировали Го-Готрон.

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Вперёд, Го-Готрон!

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Мне никогда это не надоест!

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У огромных монстров в нашей вселенной тогда

не было шансов.

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Мне нужно оружие в виде йо-йо.

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И символ йо-йо на груди. Ты слушаешь?

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Уважай наше партнёрство!

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Я не подпускала Рика к мерзким вещам.

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Если кто-то ему мешал, я убирала помеху.

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И это давало место для продвижения.

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Голова моей правой руки.

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А я... Я оказался левой ногой левой ноги...

Потому что у нашего робота не было жопы.

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Или была?

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Сука! Хватит уже меня гнобить!

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Ты победила, всё!

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Это не соревнование. И вот ответ.

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Я бы тебя продвинула, если бы ты ценил семью.

- А ты ценишь семью?

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Покажи чертежи! Покажи чертежи!

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Согласна. Это проблема.

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Жирный Рик, фляга остаётся полной,

иначе твой шкафчик опустеет.

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Да, приятно, когда ты ему нравишься,

но это не делает тебя хорошей.

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Круто сказано. Будто предсказание в печеньке от Бората.

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Да, я не такой умный как ты. Поэтому ты знаешь, о чём я.

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Типа любила бы я семью -

вернула бы твоей завистливой жопе контроль?

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Помой зелёного хорька. И порошка нет.

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Я же только купил.

- Дедушка его вынюхал из-за твоей токсичности.

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Сам-Сам?

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Купи две пачки.

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Одну планету мы эвакуировали и построили

на ней ночной клуб, где нас не нашли бы враги.

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Если не считать моего брата.

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У меня даже не было своего хорька.

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Саммер сделала меня младшим начальником

безопасности... что бы это ни значило.

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Гляньте на него.

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И на этого. И на этого гляньте.

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Вот она! Моя принцесса.

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Выходи сюда. Музыка, стоп.

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Это наша королёва... королева.

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Она меня спасла. Освободила меня.

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Без этой ебанутой суки у нас бы ничего не было.

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И у неё важное объявление.

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Саммер, скажи им, о чём мы говорили.

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Сейчас? Я не думаю... - Ладно, я сам, мать твою.

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У новой работы были плюсы. Я был рядом,

когда Саммер поняла, что вляпалась.

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Так. У меня девяносто хорьков. Осталось ещё десять,

и тогда вы четверо получите свой Го-Готрон.

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А двадцать процентов получат Готрон,

потому что каждый получит Го-Го-Готрон!

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Он очень волнуется. - Будем!

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Ненавижу свою семью.

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И правильно.

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Садись.

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Как дела с компульсивностью дедушки?

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Твоя сестра ещё ему потакает?

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Кто вы такие?

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Мы законные владельцы хорьков.

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Почему тогда их разбросало по всей вселенной?

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Мы имеем в виду - в культурном смысле.

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Твой дедушка совершил "апроприАцию".

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Так делать нельзя!

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Слушай, Морти, мы наблюдали.

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Ты знаешь, как лучше.

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Работай с нами.

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Помоги нам захватить организацию.

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Мы буквально для неё созданы.

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Никто не узнает, что ты нам помог.

А потом вернёшься к самому важному.

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Это сиськобаксы?

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Законная валюта на всех аттракционах!

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Я не могу. Саммер ни во что меня не ставит, но она моя сестра.

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Очень благородно.

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В нашей семье тебя вознаградили бы за верность.

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Но ты не в нашей семье, и мы можем тебя убить. - Да?

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И конечно, как только я рискнул своей шеей

ради семьи, на эту же шею наступили.

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Папа! - Мама! Папа!

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Сорвиголова Рик, детка!

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Сам подставился!

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Что случилось? - Сорвиголова Рик.

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Как он к нам подобрался? - Морти типа охрана!

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Морти? - Я отлучился.

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Но не для того, чтобы это допустить!

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Мы тебе не не попутчики до Парижа, куда ты летишь

после разрыва с девушкой, так что хватит отпираться!

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Будем! - Рики!

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Это конец, Саммер.

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Вы мне не доверяете, но во что мы превратились?

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Зачем нам это? - Потому что это весело, крысёныш.

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Иди домой и играй, пока мы уберём трупы,

иначе наймём людей, которые сломают тебе ноги!

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Это шестнадцать штук от глубинного государства

за трейлер-парк. Хватит на обед и на ремонт.

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Теперь я должна от тебя отвернуться. - Нет!

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Без Морти всё стало налаживаться.

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Но этого было мало.

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Привет, Саммер. У меня в кабине нет вай-фая.

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Пап, это не по моей части.

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Я не твой папа, я его версия.

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Я тут первый день, и не знаю, чем ты занимаешься.

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Тогда отъебись. - Иди нахуй.

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Что ты сказал? Пропуск сюда.

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Мама. Ты мама? Контролируй своих Джерри.

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Солнышко, мы все немного не справляемся...

- И то верно. Ты не вояка.

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Найди свою версию папы и отдохни, съезди куда-то с ним.

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Мне некогда ждать согласия.

Если через десять минут не исчезнешь, я тебя уберу.

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А потом Готроны создают Готронов, а те создают Готронов.

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Пара проблем, но я знаю как всё ускорить.

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Помнишь, мы обсуждали,

что нам нужно найти людей вне семьи?

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Да. Я всё продумал.

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Саммер, это Кендра.

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Она из кадрового агентства.

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У неё наготове целая команда,

и у всех есть опыт пилотирования робота.

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Так что мы опередим график.

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Насчёт этого не знаю, но... Так что... - Кендра знает, так что...

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Вы пришли ноги ломать?

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Нет. Обосрать твою сестру, потому что она нас уволила.

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Ты шутишь. - Заносчивая сучка.

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Пришьём её? - Нет. Она не стОит срока.

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Тебя не посадили бы. Ты её родила.

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Я её породила - я её и убью. Ты думал, это закон?

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Это просто шутка для мам.

Что у тебя за конченый мир такой?

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Мир, где мамы-убийцы - это не шутка? - Народ!

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К этому нужно привыкнуть,

но вы скоро передумаете убивать Саммер.

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Даже злиться не будете. - Нихуя. Мы с ней враги.

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Покончим с собой, чтобы попасть в ад

раньше неё и спрятаться у входа? - Неплохо.

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Рик меня уволил.

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Простите.

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Ты в порядке, детка? Что с нами стало?

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Мы сошли с ума.

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Я виновата. Морти прав.

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Я подсела на дедушкино счастье.

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Просто дедушка раздувает важность своего счастья.

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И то верно. Вот взять меня.

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Меня легко осчастливить,

поэтому всем похуй на моё счастье.

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Спасибо, но это не всё.

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Я в последнее время

очень защищаю семью из-за одной своей тайны.

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Ладно. Кто судьи Верховного суда и где мы живём?

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Давно я об этом не думал.

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Нет, я не беременна.

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Но как вы помните, и как многие говорят,

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мы с Морти случайно создали дитя инцеста,

которое правительство запустило в космос.

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И не знаю, как вам сказать, но оно

до сих пор живое и я с ним контактировала.

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Как-то раз меня под школой ждали солдаты.

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Меня отвезли в Пентагон.

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А оттуда отправили на секретную базу на Марсе.

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Его взяли в плен и хотели посмотреть,

отреагирует ли он на меня, на маму.

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И он отреагировал.

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Но они не ожидали, что я отреагирую на него.

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Я должна была его дисциплинировать,

чтобы из него сделали оружие.

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Вместо этого я учила его любить,

верить в себя, и в итоге он сбежал.

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Правительство хочет всё это замять,

но рано или поздно история вскроется.

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И тогда у нас никого не будет.

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Вы пара, у Рика есть Морти, а я одна без никого.

Вот я и хотела, чтобы мы держались вместе.

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Но вместо этого я только сделала хуже,

и Рик заменил меня анимешкой,

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так что у меня остался только огромный

плод инцеста, который летает где-то в космосе.

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Доченька. Какого хуя?

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А что ещё они делают с нашими налогами?

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Стоп. Саммер, что ты сказала?

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Много чего, Морти.

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Анимешка? Большие глаза, плюсики

вместо зубов? Странные звуки в конце предложений?

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Да. Это теперь вся его банда.

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И они испытают Го-Го-Готрон.

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Эти люди хотят украсть роботов.

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Они убьют Рика. Он один.

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Нужно его спасти.

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Ну да. Или пошёл он нахуй.

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Я не против. - Да, нахуй.

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Ребят, великий лидер мне как-то сказал: семью не выбирают.

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Так, всё в порядке. Осталось найти огромного монстра.

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Мои датчики его обнаружили.

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Хорошо. Вбей координаты. - Да, готово.

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Это ты!

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Что за хрень?

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Спасибо, что создал здоровенного робота.

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Дальше мы сами.

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Ах вы ублюдки!

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Сукин сын!

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Поехали, парни.

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Поздоровайтесь с маленьким мной.

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Сдавайся, старик. Го-Го-Готрон наш.

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И насколько помню, твоя "семья" тебя не спасёт.

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Агу-агу-агу-агу...

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Господи Боже!

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Боже. Какая красота.

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Да! Семья!

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Это... - Это именно оно. Да.

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Поздравляю. Вижу сходство.

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Сформировать энергетический меч! Активировать меч!

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Блин, меч! Может, мы не подумали.

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Они же не нападут на космо-малыша?

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Не думала, что это скажу, но тебе нужно смотреть больше аниме, мам.

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Полегче, Наруто.

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Пока-пока, игрушка!

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Что с вами такое?

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У вас наподхвате готов космический монстр?

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Добро пожаловать в семью Смитов.

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Чёрт. Наруто, брось. Там твой прадедушка.

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Что скажете? Последний полёт?

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Космо-дитя инцеста. Неплохо.

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После этого всё быстро нормализовалось...

до определённой степени.

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Рик сказал, что Готроны - детский лепет,

и мы больше их не обсуждали.

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Только огромные космо-жуки продолжали бегать,

а бороться с ними было некому.

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Да, каждый день погибают миллионы.

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Но знаете, чего им не убить?

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Семью.

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Где Джерри?

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Помогите! Помогите! Я тут!

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Да, нет ничего важнее, чем... Эй! Эй!

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И тут я понял, что наша песенка спета.

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Рассказчики.

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СЦЕНА ПОСЛЕ ТИТРОВ

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Самански, ты опоздал! - Больше не повторится, сэр!

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Жуки. Посмотрите налево. Посмотрите направо.

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Никто из вас не вернётся. Никто.

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За всю историю этой программы не вернулся ни один жук.

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Так, давайте.

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Кто мы? - Жуки нормального размера!

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Что мы делаем?

- Летим через измерения на планету с крошечными людьми!

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Зачем мы это делаем? - Чтобы излечить СПИД!

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Сержант, откуда нам знать, понимают ли нас эти людишки?

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Они вообще знают наш язык?

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Смешно, Палики. Мы поэтому и говорим очень громко.

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Для них вы будете такими же цивилизованными жуками.

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Путешествие через измерения не лишает нас одежды

и не делает из нас орущих монстров.

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А может, и да, кто знает.

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Пошли отсюда!

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Моя одежда... куда она подевалась?