Морт ужин с Рикандре

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Ugh, leave me, Morty.

It's the only way.

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Wha-- Were --

Wha-- Were we --

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Were we Blades

in that one?

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That's fucking tight.

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Just stay with me.

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I'm -- I'm scared,

Morty.

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I can see the end.

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I'm a silly man.

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I'm a silly small man.

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I'm -- I'm sorry

I got you into this.

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Then how about

I get us outta this?

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Hello? Hey, Jessica.

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I-It's Morty.

From school.

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Oh, hey, Morty.

What's up?

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Um, I just want to say

that you're really great.

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I know the timing never really

worked out with us,

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but you're really great and

I wish I got to know you better.

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Oh, I mean --

That's a lot.

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Oh, uh, yeah, sorry,

I guess I just --

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No, I just wish

you said it sooner.

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-Wh-What?

-Yeah, I mean,

being nervous

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is sort of selfish

sometimes, y'know?

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-Life support systems failing.

-Yeah,

that's a great point.

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Well, what are you

doing tonight?

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Tonight?

Yeah.

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Do you, like, want to watch

a movie or something?

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Um, yeah. Tonight.

Sounds great.

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Holy shit.

Holy shit.

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Come on, come on!

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Oh.

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-Where are we?

-We're home, Rick.

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I-I landed us

in the ocean.

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The ocean?!

The ocean on Earth?!

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-Uh, yeah, I-I guess so.

-Oh, shit.

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Holy shit.

We have to go.

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We have to go

right fucking now.

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-What?

-You touched the ocean,

Morty.

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What's the big --Oh, fuck. Shit.

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What?

Shit.

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Richard!

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You have desecrated

the sacred treaty

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betwixt land

and sea.

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Now face the wrath

of your once and eternal foe --

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Mr. Nimbus!

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Sorry.

Who is that?

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My nemesis.

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-What?

-My fucking nemesis,

okay?

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Okay, but what was

his name again?

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I am Mr. Nimbus!

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He's gonna

say that a lot.

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W-Wait, so who is

coming over again?

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-He said his nemesis?

-Rick has a nemesis?

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-I guess.

-Has hementioned him before?

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I-I was gonna ask you.

First I'm hearing it.

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Who is he?

Like a magic guy?

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Rick's science

and he's magic?

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He's like a-a fish?

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-A fish.

-He's not a fish.

He's Mr. Nimbus.

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He's king of the ocean

and he's a piece of shit.

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Are you happy, Morty?

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Are you happy you

touched the ocean?

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He's gonna be here

any minute.

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Just help me

smooth this over

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or this guy's gonna become

more trouble than he's worth.

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Um, hey, I don't know how much

I can help out tonight, Rick.

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Jessica's coming over

j-just to, like,

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watch a movie

or something,

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but y'know,

t-t-that's a good step.

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That's a solid step

to something, y'know?

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Truly nobody cares

about your dick, Morty.

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The sooner you learn that,

the better.

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I think you just don't

want me happy

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'cause then I'll stop

doing your crazy chores.

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Trust me,

after that ocean fuck-up,

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you don't get

to do anything crazy.

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While I bullshit

my way

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through this peace summit treaty

with Nimbus,

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Summer is gonna dive

into the Marianas Trench

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to recover

the forbidden shell

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that gives him

his power

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because Summer

can be trusted.

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Let's lick tits.

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-Okay, what?

-I don't love that.

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Of course you don't,

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'cause you guys

aren't getting any.

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Actually,

your father and I

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have been very

sex-positive lately.

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-Eww.

-Dr. Wong suggested

we experiment.

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We've been watching pornography.

Together.

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-Gross!

-I might never come back

from the ocean.

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Oh, you'll have to

tone it down, babe.

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The squares

can't handle it.

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There are suicide capsules

in all of your teeth.

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Do what you want

with that.

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C'mon, Morty.

You're on booze duty.

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Okay, Nimbus only drinks

the good shit.

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So just toss this

whale-ass ocean-wine in here

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and age it up

a few centuries.

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So time moves faster

in there?

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I-I-Is it like

a Narnia thing?

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I'm not a beaver who believes

in Jesus Christ, Morty.

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But yeah, it's pretty much

a Narnia thing.

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Okay,

but Jessica --All you have to do

is bring wine, Morty.

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When do I ask you

-for anything?

-When do you --

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I haven't been to

a full week of school in years!

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I don't know shit!

And for what?

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How many enemies

do you have to have?

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Why is everything a fight

with you?

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You might want to

learn this early, Morty.

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-Life is a fight.

-With Mr. Nimbus?

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Are you

makin' fun of me?

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Mr. Nimbus is

an ice-cold dick killer, Morty.

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Okay, let's go.

That's his magic ocean horn.

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Is that Mr. Nimbus?

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Nimbus.

Richard.

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You look like ass.

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Let's get this

over with.

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I'm sorry.

This is the guy?

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Jerry.

Hold on.

No.

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I've seen you

fuck a planet,

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and this is the guy

you're afraid of?

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I like this one,

Rick.

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He is unbroken.

Untamed.

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Perhaps he could use

a firmer grip upon his leash.

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Okay, that's enough.

I'm calling the police.

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-Go ahead.

-Jerry.

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I will!

Good.

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I control them.

Excuse me?

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He controls police,

Jerry.

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Right,

that tracks.

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In Dumb World.

Police?

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A strange horny ocean man

is on my lawn.

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Well, I don't see

how that's relevant,

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but we're white.

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-Freeze! Freeze!

-Freeze! Freeze!

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Fight.

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Fuck.

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Flee.

Let's get outta here.

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-Shall we, Richard?

-Okay,

but how did he --

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Jesus Christ, Jerry. He's Mr.

Nimbus. He controls the police!

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Um, hello?

Am I in the right place?

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I just saw a bunch of cops

having sex with each other?

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Hi! Jessica! Hi!

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Yeah, yup, y-you're

in the right spot.

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Uh, everyone,

th-this is Jessica.

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This is everybody.

Uh, this is --

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I am Mr. Nimbus.

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Jesus, Nimbus,

just get inside.

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Morty,

grab the wine.

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Yeah, in a minute.

C-C'mon, Jessica.

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Stand aside.

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Unless you are

worthy of Nimbus.

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If that means

what I think it means,

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I'll have you know,

we watch porn together.

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Oh!

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Ooh!

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Wow, okay! Looks like you guys

just got the nod.

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The nod?

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Mr. Nimbus

has a sense for these things.

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I take it you're

a sex-positive couple?

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Oh, yeah.

Very much so.

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-We watch porn together.

-Great!

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I'll mark you down

as eligible for a threeway.

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Here's all the information

you'll need.

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The king of the ocean wants

to have a threesome with us?

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Totally optional.

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But a remarkable option to have,

I assure you. Very jealous.

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There's a form

on the last page

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so we know where to send

the gift basket.

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So that just happened.

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You don't sound

upset about it.

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Neither do you.

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Oh, my God.

Is this happening? To us?

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I thought this only happened

in New York or on HBO.

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Dr. Wong

hasn't been wrong yet.

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You're right.

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This is exactly

what she was talking about.

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So, uh, yeah. J-Just make

yourself comfortable.

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Y'know, ch-choose a movie or --

or we can watch

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some interdimensional cable

if you want.

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We now return to "Nintendo 69."

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Nintendo, oh,

what are you doing to me?

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Oh, Nintendo, oh, Nin--

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Or we can watch whatever,

y'know.

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Wh-Whatever you're into.

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Morty, did I hear

you're getting wine?

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Yeah, I gotta get some wine

for Mr. Nimbus.

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Got any extra?

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Oh.

Uh, yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, I'll go get some,

just for you.

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Cool.

Hurry back.

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Looks like

you could use a hand.

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Oh, hey!

Yeah, th-th-that'd be great.

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No problem.

Hoovy?

Dinner's ready!

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Be right there,

sugar hoof!

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Just helping this young man

through a portal

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with that

crate full of alcohol

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that's been here

for decades.

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Hey, thanks, Hoovy.

I-I really appreciate that.

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I-I got a girl over,

and I really, really like her.

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-I-I'm just nervous.

-Oh, I know that feeling.

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When I first started

seeing Bova,

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I could only think about all

the ways I was gonna mess it up.

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-So what'd you do?

-Oh, I messed it up.

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But I found the one

who loves me for that.

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Thanks.

I-I really needed to hear that.

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Here,

-t-take one of these.

-Oh, you don't have to.

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No, I-I want to.

You have a good day, Hoovy.

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You have a great time

with that lady up there.

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Just relax.

Will do!

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Bova?

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Why did you leave us,

Father?

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Japheth?

When were you born?

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I swore to Mother

if I ever met you,

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I'd avenge her.

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It wasn't my fault.

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Whose, then?

Whose?!

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The boy

from the magic door.

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Shall we

discuss terms?

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Yeah, fine.

Whatever. Terms.

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Term number one --

I am King of the Ocean.

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The place I shit?

Go ahead.

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Term number two --

Stop shitting in the ocean.

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No idea

what you're talking about.

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Delicious. Another.

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Oh, uh, well, I-I was thinking

of using this one for --

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Morty, just give him the bottle.

God damn.

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Another!

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Morty,

you get the wine?

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Hey, Jessica.

Um, yeah, sorry.

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I just -- just going back

to get it.

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Oh.

I thought you already went.

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I did! I just --

just got a little busy.

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Going right now,

again!

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You go ahead

and fire up that movie!

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That's okay.

I'll wait for you.

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Holy shit, holy shit,

holy shit, holy shit!

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I've been waiting

for you.

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Oh, wow.

Hoovy, right?

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Never say his name!

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Jesus Christ!

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Why -- Why is every old guy

super jacked?

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Sorry!

I'm sorry!

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I-I just need the wine!

I'm sorry! Stop it!

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Fucking kill you!

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Ow!

Okay, screw this!

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You know what?

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You!

Yeah, fuck you,

Hoovy!

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Father?

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It's him!

-I told you he'd come back!

-Holy shit.

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Okay, look, he wasn't old

like 10 seconds ago.

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Ow! Mother fucker!

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I'm sorry, Father.

I'm sorry we never believed.

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He'll come back.

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Stop him.

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Papa,

why do we guard the gate?

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Because one day,

the dark child shall return.

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And we will be ready.

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Delicious.

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Where is your wine boy, Richard?

I thirst.

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He's getting it.

Stop eating beignets like that.

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Participant voids

all liability

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in the event

of death by orgasm?

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Are we really ready

to open things this wide?

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What if

it gets weird?

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What if

I fall in love with him?

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No, no, no, no, no.

Damn it!

00:10:05,909 --> 00:10:07,084

What was that?

00:10:07,128 --> 00:10:08,738

Another scheme of yours,

Richard?

00:10:08,782 --> 00:10:10,261

I know you're

planning something.

00:10:10,305 --> 00:10:13,134

It's nothing.

Will you excuse me, please?

00:10:13,177 --> 00:10:14,744

What the fuck is going on?

Where's the wine?

00:10:14,788 --> 00:10:16,398

Dad was horny

and I dropped it.

00:10:16,441 --> 00:10:17,878

God, I can't -- I can't believe

you're fucking this up.

00:10:17,921 --> 00:10:20,097

I'm not fucking it up! There was

a guy in the thing and --

00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:21,708

There's always a guy

in a thing!

00:10:21,751 --> 00:10:25,886

Land dwellers do not

keep Nimbus waiting and live.

00:10:25,929 --> 00:10:27,452

Be right out!

Goddammit.

00:10:27,496 --> 00:10:29,063

Do you see this whisper kitchen

"Frasier" bullshit

00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:30,934

you're making me do?

Morty, just get the wine.

00:10:30,978 --> 00:10:32,936

Beth and Jerry,

stop trying to fuck Nimbus.

00:10:32,980 --> 00:10:35,069

Well,

-we wouldn't do it here.

-I'll have you know

he propositioned us.

00:10:35,112 --> 00:10:37,114

He propositions everybody!

00:10:37,158 --> 00:10:38,420

Hey, hey, hey,

Jessica.

00:10:38,463 --> 00:10:40,117

-W-What's up?

-Seems like you're busy.

00:10:40,161 --> 00:10:41,597

No, no, no!

I ran into a little trouble.

00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,468

But -- But -- But I'll go get

that wine right now.

00:10:43,512 --> 00:10:45,993

But you said were going to

get it like twice already.

00:10:46,036 --> 00:10:49,257

I-I-I was

and I-I'm getting it right now.

00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:51,651

Holy shit, it's him!

00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,786

God damn it!

What do you want me to say?!

00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:58,614

I-I'm sorry!

00:11:02,139 --> 00:11:03,837

We finally beat him.

00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,665

But let's always

remain vigilant

00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:07,188

because you never know.

00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:09,103

He might be back

one day.

00:11:09,146 --> 00:11:10,713

Okay, Narnia!

Let's go.

00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:12,454

Let's fucking go!

00:11:12,497 --> 00:11:15,152

It is over.

The boy is not coming back.

00:11:15,196 --> 00:11:16,937

He always comes back.

00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:18,460

You have wasted

our lives,

00:11:18,503 --> 00:11:21,115

our very futures,

on a fantasy!

00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:23,465

A lie!

I know what I saw.

00:11:23,508 --> 00:11:24,466

You saw nothing!

00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:26,816

You are

a foolish boy!

00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:30,994

Those called fools

00:11:31,038 --> 00:11:34,955

are the only ones brave enough

to see the truth.

00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:57,673

Tell me, Father.

00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,153

Am I a fool now?

00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:05,202

I was born in the pits

that made these stones.

00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:08,205

I lost my years

building a temple to a lie.

00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:10,512

So I made lies

my power.

00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:12,732

And what is power

but a lie we --

00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:13,994

Aah!

00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:15,212

Oh, shit, he's real!

00:12:15,256 --> 00:12:16,997

He's real!

I was wrong!

00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:19,347

I was so wrong!

God is real!

00:12:39,541 --> 00:12:41,369

Wow.

Impeccable service.

00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:43,240

Big tip.

I liked

your other one more.

00:12:43,284 --> 00:12:44,851

What was his name?

Kyle?

00:12:44,894 --> 00:12:46,026

What?

Nothing.

00:12:46,069 --> 00:12:47,854

Can we just

sign this thing and go?

00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:50,421

Jessica,

-I-I'm so sorry.

-I mean, it's fine.

00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:52,859

You were only gone

like a couple minutes.

00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:54,034

Morty,

are you okay?

00:12:54,077 --> 00:12:55,557

I'm -- I'm sorry,

Jessica.

00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,646

We just never seem

to get it right, do we?

00:12:57,689 --> 00:12:59,256

No, I guess we don't.

00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:00,736

But I'm glad

you called me.

00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,957

Maybe we can start over,

get it right this time.

00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,046

Yeah.

I'd -- I'd like that.

00:13:07,525 --> 00:13:09,049

Thanks for

bringing the wine.

00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:10,877

Totally worth it.

00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,095

Do we need

an opener?

00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:13,749

Oh.

I'll -- I'll -- I'll go get it.

00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:14,968

Mmm.

00:13:15,011 --> 00:13:17,753

I do so love to sign

upon the dotted line.

00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,929

Shall we?

Jesus Christ,

yes.

00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:21,148

And who

is your witness?

00:13:21,191 --> 00:13:22,584

My witness

is the squid.

00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:24,455

Really proud of this

SeaWorld theme, aren't you?

00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:26,501

Hey, just get a witness, man.

Don't make this about me.

00:13:26,544 --> 00:13:28,416

Or perhaps

Richard has no one

00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:30,418

with whom

he can trust his life.

00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:31,941

Who truly knows him.

00:13:31,985 --> 00:13:33,247

Save me.

Fine!

00:13:33,290 --> 00:13:34,901

I'll get someone.

Oh, my God.

00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:37,425

Morty! C'mere.

I need you for some bullshit.

00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:38,905

Look, Rick, I've done

everything you've asked.

00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:41,081

Now can I just have some time

with my girlfriend?

00:13:41,124 --> 00:13:42,473

Your girlfriend?

00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:44,475

I mean, she's not --

we kissed,

00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:46,608

but I'm just trying

to take it slow.

00:13:46,651 --> 00:13:49,089

You gotta give these things

time to breathe, y'know?

00:13:52,483 --> 00:13:54,659

Do you know why

you're special, Adam?

00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:56,618

Because I am

-The Traveler?

-Yes.

00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:59,273

You will be the one

to pass through the door.

00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:01,623

You will be the one

to end our pain.

00:14:01,666 --> 00:14:04,104

But, Mother,

what about my pain?

00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:06,323

Your pain

shall set us free.

00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:08,325

It is time to begin.

00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:14,854

Again.

00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:16,638

Again!

00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:21,686

-You are not ready.

-Please, Mother --

00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:23,863

Do you think

he will show you mercy?

00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,560

Like he did to us?

00:14:25,603 --> 00:14:27,301

Again!

00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:45,319

Does anyone

need anything?

00:14:45,362 --> 00:14:47,147

Does Nimbus

need anything?

00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:48,409

Holy shit!

Don't judge.

00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:50,367

We're growing

-as a couple!

-Aah!

00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:51,934

Why is this happening

to me?!

00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:53,893

For the future!

00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:58,723

You dare

assassinate Nimbus?

00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:00,203

Sorry. Wait.

Who -- Who is that?

00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:01,422

Get in line,

pal!

00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:08,864

Such a waste.

00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,170

M-Mother?

00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:13,173

Aah!

00:15:14,652 --> 00:15:16,698

Jessica!

00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:19,179

You just had

to touch the ocean.

00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:20,528

Aaah!

Shut up!

00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:21,790

There isn't time to --

00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:24,227

It's all fucked!

And you fucked it!

00:15:28,101 --> 00:15:29,363

Huh?

00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:30,581

You're early.

00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:32,366

W-What is this place?

00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:35,021

The end.

But also a beginning.

00:15:35,064 --> 00:15:37,110

Isn't every end

a beginning?

Stay back!

00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:39,764

I don't want your stripped down

Sundance sci-fi bullshit.

00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:41,766

Where's Jessica?

Jessica.

00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:44,465

That was her name, wasn't it?

Thank you, Morty.

00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:47,468

I had forgotten.

Oh, right.

00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:49,905

You'll be needing this.

00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,733

For the wine.

00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:56,956

Oh, shit, we got him!

00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:59,915

Can you believe he bought

that fucking tree bullshit?

00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,048

We fucking got him!

00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:03,571

Very well.

00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:05,921

If you seek war with Atlantis,

you shall have it.

00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,836

Oh, I've already been to war

with Atlantis

00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:09,446

when I D-Day'd

that Mermaid Puss!

00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:10,665

I knew

that was you!

00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:12,623

Prepare my exit parade!

00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:15,278

Say goodbye

to your precious dry land!

00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:17,063

For soon it will be wet!

Wet!

00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:19,456

Yeah, global warming

is already doing that, asshole.

00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:22,111

But sure, yeah, go for it.

Make us slightly more wet!

00:16:22,155 --> 00:16:23,634

Am I a joke

to you?

00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:24,940

Yes,

you are a fucking joke!

00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,768

You fucking suck!

You've always sucked!

00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:28,639

Y-Y-Y know why

we haven't fought in years?

00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:30,076

'Cause you're an embarrassment

to me

00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:31,294

and I don't need you

anymore.

00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:32,600

I don't need anybody.

00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:34,428

All I do is eat ass

and 69 Nintendos, bro.

00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:36,038

-Every day.

-Or maybe you hate me

00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:38,649

because I am the only man

to see how far you have fallen.

00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:41,348

I used to fear you.

Respect you.

00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:43,132

Now all that's left

is pity --

00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:45,265

for a sad, drunk shell

of a man

00:16:45,308 --> 00:16:47,789

too afraid to see

how alone he truly is.

00:16:47,832 --> 00:16:50,270

If Diane were alive today,

what would she think --

00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:52,837

Don't fucking establish

canonical backstory with

me, you Red Lob--

00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:55,188

Oh, good.

You're awake.

00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:56,624

I just

took some wine!

00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:57,886

I said I was sorry.

00:16:57,929 --> 00:16:59,366

What the fuck

is wrong with you people?!

00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:01,107

I have been asking that

for centuries.

00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:04,327

I was created to study you,

Morty, to know you.

00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:05,633

But the closer

I looked,

00:17:05,676 --> 00:17:07,809

the more I do not

recognize myself.

00:17:07,852 --> 00:17:09,637

Uh, yeah, man, I really don't

have time for --

00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:12,466

I have often wondered who

would we be without you, Morty?

00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:14,642

Are we anything

beyond our hatred?

00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:15,817

And when she came,

00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:17,862

I thought

she would be the answer.

00:17:17,906 --> 00:17:20,343

Frozen in time.

Forever asleep.

00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:21,910

We could not understand

her purpose,

00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:23,172

so we hid her away.

00:17:23,216 --> 00:17:24,695

Why do we always hide

the truths we fear?

00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:26,175

I don't

give a shit, nerd!

00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:28,699

Let her go!

Why -- Why did

I clone myself genitals?

00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:30,179

Ow!

I don't care, bitch!

Do it!

00:17:30,223 --> 00:17:32,007

Ooh! Asshole!

Yeah,

guess I am an asshole!

00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,530

Y'know, sometimes you gotta be

an asshole!

00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:34,836

My grandpa

taught me that!

00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:36,838

Okay, okay, okay,

fine!

00:17:39,406 --> 00:17:40,711

Morty?

Hey, Jessica.

00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:42,713

Wow.

Must've been some nap, huh?

00:17:42,757 --> 00:17:45,194

I-Is that ooze or --

I'm not sure what to call it.

00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:46,848

It l-l-looks like ooze.

00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:49,155

Okay.

W-We can catch up later.

00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,338

What the --

00:17:58,381 --> 00:18:00,340

Rick! Rick!

00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:01,689

-...obster motherfucker.

Rick!

00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:03,125

Screw this.

What am I even doing?

00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:05,040

-Help!

-Where are you?

00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,869

Come back here.

I'm going to make the land wet!

00:18:07,912 --> 00:18:09,566

Y'know what,

I'd love to see it.

00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:11,046

Do it!

God, do anything!

00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,527

Just don't use me

as an excuse anymore!

00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:15,529

Rick!

Wow.

00:18:15,572 --> 00:18:17,226

That was intense.

00:18:17,270 --> 00:18:18,619

You look stressed.

00:18:18,662 --> 00:18:20,751

We signed

-the paperwork.

-I must go.

00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:22,188

Well, your people

have our number!

00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:23,928

Your starfish mentioned

some kind of basket?

00:18:23,972 --> 00:18:25,626

-Jesus, Morty.

-Stop! No, no!

Not today!

00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:27,889

Can't you go one day

without --You don't get to --

00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:29,804

What the --I fucked it up, okay?

00:18:29,847 --> 00:18:31,632

It's okay, Morty.

That's what you do.

00:18:31,675 --> 00:18:34,069

Now lemme Deus Ex Machina

this shit and let's go home.

00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:37,899

God, why does everyone go

Cyber-Punk Bird?

00:18:37,942 --> 00:18:39,901

So fuckin' hack.

00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:43,122

Oh, shit.

00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:45,080

Well, that's cool.

00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:53,393

Okay, we might be

a little fucked.

00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:59,442

Did you think I would

let you die alone, Richard?

00:19:12,629 --> 00:19:15,284

I am Mr. Nimbus!

00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:21,247

Wow. Phew.

00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:23,162

You -- You still got time

for that movie?

00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:25,468

Yes. Time.

00:19:25,512 --> 00:19:27,253

I had nothing

but time.

00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:28,950

Endless time.

00:19:28,993 --> 00:19:31,126

At first,

it was madness.

00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,301

Then enlightenment.

00:19:32,345 --> 00:19:33,824

Then madness again.

00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:36,523

But perhaps

it was a gift.

00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:38,525

I could see

the life of time.

00:19:38,568 --> 00:19:40,614

And as I watched

the life of time

00:19:40,657 --> 00:19:43,225

in all its fleeting,

terrible light,

00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:45,227

I wondered,

had I lived?

00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:47,142

Was I just the object

in another's story?

00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,971

Was that all I ever was?

Could I be more?

00:19:50,014 --> 00:19:53,366

I had nothing but time

and still no answer.

00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:55,672

Time without purpose

is a prison.

00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:58,284

I have glimpsed into the mind

of eternity.

00:19:58,327 --> 00:19:59,676

Perhaps the mind of God.

00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:02,984

And found

nothing but silence.

00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:05,378

I think we should

just be friends.

00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:06,640

Oh, yeah.

00:20:06,683 --> 00:20:07,858

I-I-I get that.

00:20:07,902 --> 00:20:09,643

Guess we missed

our moment.

00:20:09,686 --> 00:20:12,211

Yes.

But there will be more.

00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:13,473

For both of us.

00:20:13,516 --> 00:20:15,214

Goodbye, Morty.

00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:16,476

Hey,

how's it going?

00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:18,173

Fuck off!

I'm a Time-god!

00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,480

Fighting by your side again,

Richard.

00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:22,003

It was, uh --Yeah.

00:20:22,046 --> 00:20:23,657

Then there is

no treaty.

00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,180

Because there is

no war.

00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,399

Aw, Nimbus.

00:20:26,442 --> 00:20:27,661

That's --

That's really chill of you, man.

00:20:27,704 --> 00:20:28,836

Richard.

00:20:28,879 --> 00:20:31,012

Before you were

my greatest enemy,

00:20:31,055 --> 00:20:32,709

you were

my only friend.

00:20:32,753 --> 00:20:34,189

Grandpa,

-I got the shell!

-Shit.

00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,583

-Okay, Nimbus, look.

-You son of a bitch!

00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:38,062

-Betrayal!

-My weapons, Morty!

00:20:38,106 --> 00:20:39,586

I-I-I used them all!

Grandpa!

00:20:39,629 --> 00:20:40,848

Wait, Grandpa,

what do I do?

00:20:40,891 --> 00:20:42,241

I have the shell.

Should I blow it?

00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:43,677

Is that -- I'm --

I'm just gonna blow it!

00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,548

Don't blow it!

Destroy the horn!

00:20:45,592 --> 00:20:46,854

What the hell,

Summer?!

00:20:46,897 --> 00:20:48,072

You were supposed to

destroy the horn!

00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:50,292

How was I

supposed to know that?

00:20:52,773 --> 00:20:53,948

Police!

00:20:53,991 --> 00:20:56,298

Take this piece of shit

to jail.

00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:58,039

I told, ugh, I told you.

00:20:58,082 --> 00:21:00,389

He's an ice-cold

dick killer!

00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:02,348

Nimbus!

00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:03,784

Wait.

So how can he --

00:21:03,827 --> 00:21:05,699

Jesus, Summer.

He's Mr. Nimbus.

00:21:05,742 --> 00:21:07,353

He controls the police!

00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:40,951

Jer, I think

more than one safe word

00:21:40,995 --> 00:21:42,388

sort of

defeats the point.

00:21:42,431 --> 00:21:43,737

I know,

I just wanna make sure

00:21:43,780 --> 00:21:45,652

we have

every opportunity to stop.

00:21:45,695 --> 00:21:47,306

Super excited

about it though.

00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:49,264

Me too, so excited.

00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,962

Jerry, are we doing this

because we both want this?

00:21:52,006 --> 00:21:54,617

Or because it's what we think

the other one wants?

00:21:54,661 --> 00:21:56,619

I just wanted to prove

that I love you so much

00:21:56,663 --> 00:21:58,273

I would do this

-for you!

-Same!

00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,666

Let's take that prize

and get out

00:21:59,709 --> 00:22:01,798

before we make

a huge mistake.

00:22:01,842 --> 00:22:04,148

Getting cold feet?

00:22:04,192 --> 00:22:05,498

No.

00:22:05,541 --> 00:22:07,587

-Please don't tell Rick.

-He wouldn't understand.

00:22:07,630 --> 00:22:10,154

Yes, he would.

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Ugh, leave me, Morty.

It's the only way.

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Wha-- Were --

Wha-- Were we --

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Were we Blades

in that one?

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That's fucking tight.

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Just stay with me.[ Creature roars ]

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I'm -- I'm scared,

Morty.

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I can see the end.

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I'm a silly man.

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I'm a silly small man.

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I'm -- I'm sorry

I got you into this.

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Then how about

I get us outta this?

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[ Alarm blaring ]

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Hello? Hey, Jessica.

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I-It's Morty.

From school.

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Oh, hey, Morty.

What's up?

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Um, I just want to say

that you're really great.

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I know the timing never really

worked out with us,

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but you're really great and

I wish I got to know you better.

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Oh, I mean --

That's a lot.

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Oh, uh, yeah, sorry,

I guess I just --

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No, I just wish

you said it sooner.

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-Wh-What?

-Yeah, I mean,

being nervous

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is sort of selfish

sometimes, y'know?

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-Life support systems failing.

-Yeah,

that's a great point.

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Well, what are you

doing tonight?

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Tonight?

Yeah.

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Do you, like, want to watch

a movie or something?

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Um, yeah. Tonight.

Sounds great.

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Holy shit.

Holy shit.

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Come on, come on!

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[ Groans ] Oh.

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-Where are we?

-We're home, Rick.

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I-I landed us

in the ocean.

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The ocean?!

The ocean on Earth?!

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-Uh, yeah, I-I guess so.

-Oh, shit.

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Holy shit.

We have to go.

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We have to go

right fucking now.

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-What?

-You touched the ocean,

Morty.

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What's the big --Oh, fuck. Shit.

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What?

Shit.

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Richard!

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You have desecrated

the sacred treaty

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betwixt land

and sea.

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Now face the wrath

of your once and eternal foe --

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Mr. Nimbus!

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Sorry.

Who is that?

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My nemesis.

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-What?

-My fucking nemesis,

okay?

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Okay, but what was

his name again?

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I am Mr. Nimbus!

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He's gonna

say that a lot.

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♪

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[ Electricity crackles ]

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W-Wait, so who is

coming over again?

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-He said his nemesis?

-Rick has a nemesis?

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-I guess.

-Has hementioned him before?

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I-I was gonna ask you.

First I'm hearing it.

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Who is he?

Like a magic guy?

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Rick's science

and he's magic?

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He's like a-a fish?

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-A fish.

-He's not a fish.

He's Mr. Nimbus.

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He's king of the ocean

and he's a piece of shit.

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Are you happy, Morty?

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Are you happy you

touched the ocean?

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He's gonna be here

any minute.

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Just help me

smooth this over

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or this guy's gonna become

more trouble than he's worth.

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Um, hey, I don't know how much

I can help out tonight, Rick.

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Jessica's coming over

j-just to, like,

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watch a movie

or something,

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but y'know,

t-t-that's a good step.

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That's a solid step

to something, y'know?

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Truly nobody cares

about your dick, Morty.

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The sooner you learn that,

the better.

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I think you just don't

want me happy

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'cause then I'll stop

doing your crazy chores.

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Trust me,

after that ocean fuck-up,

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you don't get

to do anything crazy.

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While I bullshit

my way

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through this peace summit treaty

with Nimbus,

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Summer is gonna dive

into the Marianas Trench

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to recover

the forbidden shell

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that gives him

his power

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because Summer

can be trusted.

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Let's lick tits.

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-Okay, what?

-I don't love that.

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Of course you don't,

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'cause you guys

aren't getting any.

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[ Scoffs ] Actually,

your father and I

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have been very

sex-positive lately.

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-Eww.

-Dr. Wong suggested

we experiment.

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We've been watching pornography.

Together.

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-Gross!

-I might never come back

from the ocean.

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Oh, you'll have to

tone it down, babe.

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The squares

can't handle it.[ Purrs ]

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There are suicide capsules

in all of your teeth.

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Do what you want

with that.

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C'mon, Morty.

You're on booze duty.

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Okay, Nimbus only drinks

the good shit.

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So just toss this

whale-ass ocean-wine in here

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and age it up

a few centuries.

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So time moves faster

in there?

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I-I-Is it like

a Narnia thing?

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I'm not a beaver who believes

in Jesus Christ, Morty.

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But yeah, it's pretty much

a Narnia thing.

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Okay,

but Jessica --All you have to do

is bring wine, Morty.

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When do I ask you

-for anything?

-When do you --

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I haven't been to

a full week of school in years!

00:04:06,768 --> 00:04:08,683

I don't know shit!

And for what?

00:04:08,726 --> 00:04:09,945

How many enemies

do you have to have?

00:04:09,988 --> 00:04:11,251

Why is everything a fight

with you?

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You might want to

learn this early, Morty.

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-Life is a fight.

-With Mr. Nimbus?

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Are you

makin' fun of me?

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Mr. Nimbus is

an ice-cold dick killer, Morty.

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[ Horn blows ]

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Okay, let's go.

That's his magic ocean horn.

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Is that Mr. Nimbus?

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Nimbus.

Richard.

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You look like ass.

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Let's get this

over with.

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I'm sorry.

This is the guy?

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Jerry.

Hold on.

No.

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I've seen you

fuck a planet,

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and this is the guy

you're afraid of?

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I like this one,

Rick.

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He is unbroken.

Untamed.

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Perhaps he could use

a firmer grip upon his leash.

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Okay, that's enough.

I'm calling the police.

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-Go ahead.

-Jerry.

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I will!

Good.

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I control them.

Excuse me?

00:04:52,944 --> 00:04:54,598

He controls police,

Jerry.

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Right,

that tracks.

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In Dumb World.

Police?

00:04:57,862 --> 00:05:01,083

A strange horny ocean man

is on my lawn.

00:05:01,126 --> 00:05:02,432

Well, I don't see

how that's relevant,

00:05:02,476 --> 00:05:03,651

but we're white.

00:05:03,694 --> 00:05:05,392

[ Sirens wail, tires screech ]

00:05:05,435 --> 00:05:07,307

-Freeze! Freeze!

-Freeze! Freeze!

00:05:07,350 --> 00:05:08,569

Fight.

00:05:08,612 --> 00:05:10,832

[ All grunting ]

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Fuck.[ All moaning ]

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Flee.

Officer:

Let's get outta here.

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[ Sirens wail, tires squeal ]

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-Shall we, Richard?

-Okay,

but how did he --

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Jesus Christ, Jerry. He's Mr.

Nimbus. He controls the police!

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Um, hello?

Am I in the right place?

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I just saw a bunch of cops

having sex with each other?

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Hi! Jessica! Hi!

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Yeah, yup, y-you're

in the right spot.

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Uh, everyone,

th-this is Jessica.

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This is everybody.

Uh, this is --

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I am Mr. Nimbus.

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Jesus, Nimbus,

just get inside.

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Morty,

grab the wine.

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Yeah, in a minute.

C-C'mon, Jessica.

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Stand aside.

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Unless you are

worthy of Nimbus.

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[ Scoffs ] If that means

what I think it means,

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I'll have you know,

we watch porn together.

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Oh!

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Ooh!

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Wow, okay! Looks like you guys

just got the nod.

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The nod?

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Mr. Nimbus

has a sense for these things.

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I take it you're

a sex-positive couple?

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Oh, yeah.

Very much so.

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-We watch porn together.

-Great!

00:06:01,056 --> 00:06:02,623

I'll mark you down

as eligible for a threeway.

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Here's all the information

you'll need.

00:06:04,233 --> 00:06:06,975

The king of the ocean wants

to have a threesome with us?

00:06:07,018 --> 00:06:08,542

Totally optional.

00:06:08,585 --> 00:06:10,718

But a remarkable option to have,

I assure you. Very jealous.

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There's a form

on the last page

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so we know where to send

the gift basket.

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So that just happened.

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You don't sound

upset about it.

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Neither do you.

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Oh, my God.

Is this happening? To us?

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I thought this only happened

in New York or on HBO.

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Dr. Wong

hasn't been wrong yet.

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You're right.

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This is exactly

what she was talking about.

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So, uh, yeah. J-Just make

yourself comfortable.

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Y'know, ch-choose a movie or --

or we can watch

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some interdimensional cable

if you want.

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We now return to "Nintendo 69."

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Nintendo, oh,

what are you doing to me?

00:06:39,747 --> 00:06:41,357

Oh, Nintendo, oh, Nin--

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Or we can watch whatever,

y'know.

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Wh-Whatever you're into.

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Morty, did I hear

you're getting wine?

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Yeah, I gotta get some wine

for Mr. Nimbus.

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Got any extra?

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Oh.

Uh, yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, I'll go get some,

just for you.

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Cool.

Hurry back.

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Looks like

you could use a hand.

00:07:01,116 --> 00:07:03,031

Oh, hey!

Yeah, th-th-that'd be great.

00:07:03,074 --> 00:07:05,555

No problem.

Hoovy?

Dinner's ready!

00:07:05,599 --> 00:07:07,035

Be right there,

sugar hoof!

00:07:07,078 --> 00:07:08,906

Just helping this young man

through a portal

00:07:08,950 --> 00:07:10,560

with that

crate full of alcohol

00:07:10,604 --> 00:07:13,868

that's been here

for decades.

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Hey, thanks, Hoovy.

I-I really appreciate that.

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I-I got a girl over,

and I really, really like her.

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-I-I'm just nervous.

-Oh, I know that feeling.

00:07:20,831 --> 00:07:22,398

When I first started

seeing Bova,

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I could only think about all

the ways I was gonna mess it up.

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-So what'd you do?

-Oh, I messed it up.

[ Chuckles ]

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But I found the one

who loves me for that.

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Thanks.

I-I really needed to hear that.

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Here,

-t-take one of these.

-Oh, you don't have to.

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No, I-I want to.

You have a good day, Hoovy.

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You have a great time

with that lady up there.

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Just relax.

Will do!

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[ Thunder rumbles ]

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Bova?

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[ Gasps ]

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Why did you leave us,

Father?

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Japheth?

When were you born?

00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:51,558

[ Grunts ]

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I swore to Mother

if I ever met you,

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I'd avenge her.

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It wasn't my fault.

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Whose, then?

Whose?!

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The boy

from the magic door.

00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,526

[ Thunder rumbles ]

00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:04,745

Shall we

discuss terms?

00:08:04,788 --> 00:08:06,311

Yeah, fine.

Whatever. Terms.

00:08:06,355 --> 00:08:09,619

Term number one --

I am King of the Ocean.

00:08:09,663 --> 00:08:11,099

The place I shit?

Go ahead.

00:08:11,142 --> 00:08:13,449

Term number two --

Stop shitting in the ocean.

00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,582

No idea [burps]

what you're talking about.

00:08:15,625 --> 00:08:17,279

Delicious. Another.

00:08:17,322 --> 00:08:19,586

Oh, uh, well, I-I was thinking

of using this one for --

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Morty, just give him the bottle.

God damn.

00:08:22,719 --> 00:08:23,938

Another!

00:08:23,981 --> 00:08:25,766

Morty,

you get the wine?

00:08:25,809 --> 00:08:27,985

Hey, Jessica.

Um, yeah, sorry.

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I just -- just going back

to get it.

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Oh.

I thought you already went.

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I did! I just --

just got a little busy.

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Going right now,

again!

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You go ahead

and fire up that movie!

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That's okay.

I'll wait for you.

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Holy shit, holy shit,

holy shit, holy shit!

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♪

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I've been waiting

for you.

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Oh, wow.

Hoovy, right?

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Never say his name!

[ Grunts ]

00:08:50,007 --> 00:08:51,792

Jesus Christ!

00:08:51,835 --> 00:08:53,794

Why -- Why is every old guy

super jacked?

00:08:53,837 --> 00:08:55,230

[ Grunts ]

Sorry!

I'm sorry!

00:08:55,273 --> 00:08:57,014

I-I just need the wine!

I'm sorry! Stop it!

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Fucking kill you!

00:08:58,929 --> 00:09:00,975

Ow!

Okay, screw this!

00:09:01,018 --> 00:09:03,412

[ Groans ]

00:09:03,455 --> 00:09:05,980

You know what?

00:09:06,023 --> 00:09:08,504

You!

Yeah, fuck you,

Hoovy!

00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,027

[ Groans ]

Father?

00:09:10,071 --> 00:09:12,639

It's him!

-I told you he'd come back!

-Holy shit.

00:09:12,682 --> 00:09:15,642

Okay, look, he wasn't old

like 10 seconds ago.

00:09:15,685 --> 00:09:18,383

[ Grunts ]

Ow! Mother fucker!

00:09:18,427 --> 00:09:19,733

[ Groans ]

00:09:19,776 --> 00:09:22,649

I'm sorry, Father.

I'm sorry we never believed.

00:09:22,692 --> 00:09:24,694

He'll come back.

00:09:24,738 --> 00:09:27,392

Stop him.

00:09:27,436 --> 00:09:37,402

♪

00:09:37,446 --> 00:09:39,535

Papa,

why do we guard the gate?

00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:42,930

Because one day,

the dark child shall return.

00:09:42,973 --> 00:09:45,585

And we will be ready.

00:09:45,628 --> 00:09:47,412

[ Thunder rumbles ]

00:09:48,065 --> 00:09:49,284

Delicious.

00:09:49,327 --> 00:09:51,373

Where is your wine boy, Richard?

I thirst.

00:09:51,416 --> 00:09:54,724

He's getting it.

Stop eating beignets like that.

00:09:54,768 --> 00:09:56,944

Participant voids

all liability

00:09:56,987 --> 00:09:59,207

in the event

of death by orgasm?

00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:01,209

Are we really ready

to open things this wide?

00:10:01,252 --> 00:10:02,427

What if

it gets weird?

00:10:02,471 --> 00:10:03,907

What if

I fall in love with him?

00:10:03,951 --> 00:10:05,866

No, no, no, no, no.

Damn it!

00:10:05,909 --> 00:10:07,084

What was that?

00:10:07,128 --> 00:10:08,738

Another scheme of yours,

Richard?

00:10:08,782 --> 00:10:10,261

I know you're

planning something.

00:10:10,305 --> 00:10:13,134

It's nothing.

Will you excuse me, please?

00:10:13,177 --> 00:10:14,744

What the fuck is going on?

Where's the wine?

00:10:14,788 --> 00:10:16,398

Dad was horny

and I dropped it.

00:10:16,441 --> 00:10:17,878

God, I can't -- I can't believe

you're fucking this up.

00:10:17,921 --> 00:10:20,097

I'm not fucking it up! There was

a guy in the thing and --

00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:21,708

There's always a guy

in a thing!

00:10:21,751 --> 00:10:25,886

Nimbus: Land dwellers do not

keep Nimbus waiting and live.

00:10:25,929 --> 00:10:27,452

Be right out!

Goddammit.

00:10:27,496 --> 00:10:29,063

Do you see this whisper kitchen

"Frasier" bullshit

00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:30,934

you're making me do?

Morty, just get the wine.

00:10:30,978 --> 00:10:32,936

Beth and Jerry,

stop trying to fuck Nimbus.

00:10:32,980 --> 00:10:35,069

Well,

-we wouldn't do it here.

-I'll have you know

he propositioned us.

00:10:35,112 --> 00:10:37,114

He propositions everybody!

00:10:37,158 --> 00:10:38,420

Hey, hey, hey,

Jessica.

00:10:38,463 --> 00:10:40,117

-W-What's up?

-Seems like you're busy.

00:10:40,161 --> 00:10:41,597

No, no, no!

I ran into a little trouble.

00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,468

But -- But -- But I'll go get

that wine right now.

00:10:43,512 --> 00:10:45,993

But you said were going to

get it like twice already.

00:10:46,036 --> 00:10:49,257

I-I-I was

and I-I'm getting it right now.

00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:51,651

[ Grunts ]

Holy shit, it's him!

00:10:51,694 --> 00:10:54,610

[ Trumpet blows ]

00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,786

God damn it!

What do you want me to say?!

00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:58,614

I-I'm sorry!

00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,137

♪

00:11:00,181 --> 00:11:02,096

[ Cheering ]

00:11:02,139 --> 00:11:03,837

We finally beat him.

00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,665

But let's always

remain vigilant

00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:07,188

because you never know.

00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:09,103

He might be back

one day.

00:11:09,146 --> 00:11:10,713

Okay, Narnia!

Let's go.

00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:12,454

Let's fucking go!

00:11:12,497 --> 00:11:15,152

It is over.

The boy is not coming back.

00:11:15,196 --> 00:11:16,937

He always comes back.

00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:18,460

You have wasted

our lives,

00:11:18,503 --> 00:11:21,115

our very futures,

on a fantasy!

00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:23,465

A lie!

I know what I saw.

00:11:23,508 --> 00:11:24,466

You saw nothing!

00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:26,816

You are

a foolish boy!

00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:29,645

♪

00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:30,994

Those called fools

00:11:31,038 --> 00:11:34,955

are the only ones brave enough

to see the truth.

00:11:34,998 --> 00:11:47,750

♪

00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:49,970

[ Grunts ][ All gasp ]

00:11:50,013 --> 00:11:51,188

♪

00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:54,148

[ Grunting ]

00:11:54,191 --> 00:11:55,715

[ Grunts ]

[ Groans ]

00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:57,673

Tell me, Father.

00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,153

Am I a fool now?

00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:00,676

[ Grunts ]

00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,025

♪

00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:03,505

[ Groans ]

00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:05,202

I was born in the pits

that made these stones.

00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:08,205

I lost my years

building a temple to a lie.

00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:10,512

So I made lies

my power.

00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:12,732

And what is power

but a lie we --

00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:13,994

Aah!

00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:15,212

Oh, shit, he's real!

00:12:15,256 --> 00:12:16,997

He's real!

I was wrong!

00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:19,347

I was so wrong!

God is real!

00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:20,783

[ Gunfire, screaming ]

00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:37,452

♪

00:12:39,541 --> 00:12:41,369

Wow.

Impeccable service.

00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:43,240

Big tip.

I liked

your other one more.

00:12:43,284 --> 00:12:44,851

What was his name?

Kyle?

00:12:44,894 --> 00:12:46,026

What?

Nothing.

00:12:46,069 --> 00:12:47,854

Can we just

sign this thing and go?

00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:50,421

Jessica,

-I-I'm so sorry.

-I mean, it's fine.

00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:52,859

You were only gone

like a couple minutes.

00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:54,034

Morty,

are you okay?

00:12:54,077 --> 00:12:55,557

I'm -- I'm sorry,

Jessica.

00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,646

We just never seem

to get it right, do we?

00:12:57,689 --> 00:12:59,256

No, I guess we don't.

[ Chuckles ]

00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:00,736

But I'm glad

you called me.

00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,957

Maybe we can start over,

get it right this time.

00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,046

Yeah.

I'd -- I'd like that.

00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:07,482

♪

00:13:07,525 --> 00:13:09,049

Thanks for

bringing the wine.

00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:10,877

Totally worth it.

00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,095

Do we need

an opener?

00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:13,749

Oh.

I'll -- I'll -- I'll go get it.

00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:14,968

Nimbus: Mmm.

00:13:15,011 --> 00:13:17,753

I do so love to sign

upon the dotted line.

00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,929

Shall we?

Jesus Christ,

yes.

00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:21,148

And who

is your witness?

00:13:21,191 --> 00:13:22,584

My witness

is the squid.

00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:24,455

Really proud of this

SeaWorld theme, aren't you?

00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:26,501

Hey, just get a witness, man.

Don't make this about me.

00:13:26,544 --> 00:13:28,416

Or perhaps

Richard has no one

00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:30,418

with whom

he can trust his life.

00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:31,941

Who truly knows him.

00:13:31,985 --> 00:13:33,247

Save me.

Fine!

00:13:33,290 --> 00:13:34,901

I'll get someone.

Oh, my God.

00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:37,425

Morty! C'mere.

I need you for some bullshit.

00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:38,905

Look, Rick, I've done

everything you've asked.

00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:41,081

Now can I just have some time

with my girlfriend?

00:13:41,124 --> 00:13:42,473

Your girlfriend?

00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:44,475

I mean, she's not --

we kissed,

00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:46,608

but I'm just trying

to take it slow.

00:13:46,651 --> 00:13:49,089

You gotta give these things

time to breathe, y'know?

00:13:49,132 --> 00:13:52,440

♪

00:13:52,483 --> 00:13:54,659

Do you know why

you're special, Adam?

00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:56,618

Because I am

-The Traveler?

-Yes.

00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:59,273

You will be the one

to pass through the door.

00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:01,623

You will be the one

to end our pain.

00:14:01,666 --> 00:14:04,104

But, Mother,

what about my pain?

00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:06,323

Your pain

shall set us free.

00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:08,325

It is time to begin.

00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:10,806

[ Warbling ]

00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,112

[ Grunting ]

00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:14,854

Again.

[ Grunting ]

00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:16,638

Again!

00:14:16,681 --> 00:14:18,509

[ Grunting ]

00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:21,686

-You are not ready.

-Please, Mother --

00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:23,863

Do you think

he will show you mercy?

00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,560

Like he did to us?

00:14:25,603 --> 00:14:27,301

Again!

00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:42,490

♪

00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:44,144

[ Grunts ][ Gasps ]

00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:45,319

Does anyone

need anything?

00:14:45,362 --> 00:14:47,147

Does Nimbus

need anything?

00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:48,409

Holy shit!

Don't judge.

00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:50,367

We're growing

-as a couple!

-Aah!

00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:51,934

Why is this happening

to me?!

00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:53,893

For the future!

00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:55,503

♪

00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:58,723

You dare

assassinate Nimbus?

00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:00,203

Sorry. Wait.

Who -- Who is that?

00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:01,422

Get in line,

pal!

00:15:01,465 --> 00:15:04,947

[ Grunts ][ Screams ]

00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:07,341

♪

00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:08,864

Such a waste.

00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,170

M-Mother?

00:15:10,213 --> 00:15:11,954

[ Screeches ]

00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:13,173

Aah!

00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:14,609

[ Screams ]

00:15:14,652 --> 00:15:16,698

Jessica!

00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:19,179

You just had

to touch the ocean.

00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:20,528

Aaah!

Shut up!

00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:21,790

There isn't time to --

00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:24,227

It's all fucked!

And you fucked it!

00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:28,057

[ Screaming ]

00:15:28,101 --> 00:15:29,363

Huh?

00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:30,581

You're early.

00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:32,366

W-What is this place?

00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:35,021

The end.

But also a beginning.

00:15:35,064 --> 00:15:37,110

Isn't every end

a beginning?

Stay back!

00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:39,764

I don't want your stripped down

Sundance sci-fi bullshit.

00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:41,766

Where's Jessica?

Jessica.

00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:44,465

That was her name, wasn't it?

Thank you, Morty.

00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:47,468

I had forgotten.

Oh, right.

00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:49,905

You'll be needing this.

00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,733

For the wine.

00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:53,778

♪

00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:54,997

[ Grunts ]

00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:56,956

Oh, shit, we got him!

00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:59,915

Can you believe he bought

that fucking tree bullshit?

00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,048

We fucking got him!

00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:03,571

Very well.

00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:05,921

If you seek war with Atlantis,

you shall have it.

00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,836

Oh, I've already been to war

with Atlantis

00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:09,446

when I D-Day'd

that Mermaid Puss!

00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:10,665

I knew

that was you!

00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:12,623

Prepare my exit parade!

00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:15,278

Say goodbye

to your precious dry land!

00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:17,063

For soon it will be wet!

Wet!

00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:19,456

Yeah, global warming

is already doing that, asshole.

00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:22,111

But sure, yeah, go for it.

Make us slightly more wet!

00:16:22,155 --> 00:16:23,634

Am I a joke

to you?

00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:24,940

Yes,

you are a fucking joke!

00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,768

You fucking suck!

You've always sucked!

00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:28,639

Y-Y-Y know why

we haven't fought in years?

00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:30,076

'Cause you're an embarrassment

to me

00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:31,294

and I don't need you

anymore.

00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:32,600

I don't need anybody.

00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:34,428

All I do is eat ass

and 69 Nintendos, bro.

00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:36,038

-Every day.

-Or maybe you hate me

00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:38,649

because I am the only man

to see how far you have fallen.

00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:41,348

I used to fear you.

Respect you.

00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:43,132

Now all that's left

is pity --

00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:45,265

for a sad, drunk shell

of a man

00:16:45,308 --> 00:16:47,789

too afraid to see

how alone he truly is.

00:16:47,832 --> 00:16:50,270

If Diane were alive today,

what would she think --

00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:52,837

Don't fucking establish

canonical backstory with

me, you Red Lob--

00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:55,188

[ Gasps ]

Oh, good.

You're awake.

00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:56,624

I just

took some wine!

00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:57,886

I said I was sorry.

00:16:57,929 --> 00:16:59,366

What the fuck

is wrong with you people?!

00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:01,107

I have been asking that

for centuries.

00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:04,327

I was created to study you,

Morty, to know you.

00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:05,633

But the closer

I looked,

00:17:05,676 --> 00:17:07,809

the more I do not

recognize myself.

00:17:07,852 --> 00:17:09,637

Uh, yeah, man, I really don't

have time for --

00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:12,466

I have often wondered who

would we be without you, Morty?

00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:14,642

Are we anything

beyond our hatred?

00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:15,817

And when she came,

00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:17,862

I thought

she would be the answer.

00:17:17,906 --> 00:17:20,343

Frozen in time.

Forever asleep.

00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:21,910

We could not understand

her purpose,

00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:23,172

so we hid her away.

00:17:23,216 --> 00:17:24,695

Why do we always hide

the truths we fear?

00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:26,175

[ Groans ]

I don't

give a shit, nerd!

00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:28,699

Let her go!

Why -- Why did

I clone myself genitals?

00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:30,179

Ow!

I don't care, bitch!

Do it!

00:17:30,223 --> 00:17:32,007

Ooh! Asshole!

Yeah,

guess I am an asshole!

00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,530

Y'know, sometimes you gotta be

an asshole!

00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:34,836

My grandpa

taught me that!

00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:36,838

Okay, okay, okay,

fine!

00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:38,057

[ Groans ]

00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,362

♪

00:17:39,406 --> 00:17:40,711

Morty?

Hey, Jessica.

00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:42,713

Wow.

Must've been some nap, huh?

00:17:42,757 --> 00:17:45,194

I-Is that ooze or --

I'm not sure what to call it.

00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:46,848

It l-l-looks like ooze.

00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:49,155

Okay.

W-We can catch up later.

00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:54,377

♪

00:17:54,421 --> 00:17:56,031

[ Screeches ]

00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,338

What the --

00:17:58,381 --> 00:18:00,340

[ Gasps ]

Rick! Rick!

00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:01,689

-...obster motherfucker.

-Morty: Rick!

00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:03,125

Screw this.

What am I even doing?

00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:05,040

-Help!

-Where are you?

00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,869

Come back here.

I'm going to make the land wet!

00:18:07,912 --> 00:18:09,566

Y'know what,

I'd love to see it.

00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:11,046

Do it!

God, do anything!

00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,527

Just don't use me

as an excuse anymore!

00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:15,529

Rick!

Wow.

00:18:15,572 --> 00:18:17,226

That was intense.

00:18:17,270 --> 00:18:18,619

You look stressed.

00:18:18,662 --> 00:18:20,751

We signed

-the paperwork.

-I must go.

00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:22,188

Well, your people

have our number!

00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:23,928

Your starfish mentioned

some kind of basket?

00:18:23,972 --> 00:18:25,626

-Jesus, Morty.

-Stop! No, no!

Not today!

00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:27,889

Can't you go one day

without --You don't get to --

00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:29,804

What the --I fucked it up, okay?

00:18:29,847 --> 00:18:31,632

It's okay, Morty.

That's what you do.

00:18:31,675 --> 00:18:34,069

Now lemme Deus Ex Machina

this shit and let's go home.

00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,462

♪

00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:37,899

God, why does everyone go

Cyber-Punk Bird?

00:18:37,942 --> 00:18:39,901

So fuckin' hack.

00:18:39,944 --> 00:18:41,903

♪

00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:43,122

Oh, shit.

00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:45,080

Well, that's cool.

00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:51,608

♪

00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:53,393

Okay, we might be

a little fucked.

00:18:53,436 --> 00:18:55,917

[ Horn blows ]

00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:59,442

Did you think I would

let you die alone, Richard?

00:18:59,486 --> 00:19:01,227

[ Grunting ]

00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:12,586

♪

00:19:12,629 --> 00:19:15,284

I am Mr. Nimbus!

00:19:15,328 --> 00:19:19,984

♪

00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:21,247

Wow. Phew.

00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:23,162

You -- You still got time

for that movie?

00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:25,468

Yes. Time.

00:19:25,512 --> 00:19:27,253

I had nothing

but time.

00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:28,950

Endless time.

00:19:28,993 --> 00:19:31,126

At first,

it was madness.

00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,301

Then enlightenment.

00:19:32,345 --> 00:19:33,824

Then madness again.

00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:36,523

But perhaps

it was a gift.

00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:38,525

I could see

the life of time.

00:19:38,568 --> 00:19:40,614

And as I watched

the life of time

00:19:40,657 --> 00:19:43,225

in all its fleeting,

terrible light,

00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:45,227

I wondered,

had I lived?

00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:47,142

Was I just the object

in another's story?

00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,971

Was that all I ever was?

Could I be more?

00:19:50,014 --> 00:19:53,366

I had nothing but time

and still no answer.

00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:55,672

Time without purpose

is a prison.

00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:58,284

I have glimpsed into the mind

of eternity.

00:19:58,327 --> 00:19:59,676

Perhaps the mind of God.

00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:02,984

And found

nothing but silence.

00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:05,378

I think we should

just be friends.

00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:06,640

Oh, yeah.

00:20:06,683 --> 00:20:07,858

I-I-I get that.

00:20:07,902 --> 00:20:09,643

Guess we missed

our moment.

00:20:09,686 --> 00:20:12,211

Yes.

But there will be more.

00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:13,473

For both of us.

00:20:13,516 --> 00:20:15,214

Goodbye, Morty.

00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:16,476

Hey,

how's it going?

00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:18,173

Fuck off!

I'm a Time-god!

00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,480

Fighting by your side again,

Richard.

00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:22,003

It was, uh --Yeah.

00:20:22,046 --> 00:20:23,657

Then there is

no treaty.

00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,180

Because there is

no war.

00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,399

Aw, Nimbus.

00:20:26,442 --> 00:20:27,661

That's --

That's really chill of you, man.

00:20:27,704 --> 00:20:28,836

Richard.

00:20:28,879 --> 00:20:31,012

Before you were

my greatest enemy,

00:20:31,055 --> 00:20:32,709

you were

my only friend.

00:20:32,753 --> 00:20:34,189

Grandpa,

-I got the shell!

-Shit.

00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,583

-Okay, Nimbus, look.

-You son of a bitch!

00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:38,062

-Betrayal!

-My weapons, Morty!

00:20:38,106 --> 00:20:39,586

I-I-I used them all!

Grandpa!

00:20:39,629 --> 00:20:40,848

Wait, Grandpa,

what do I do?

00:20:40,891 --> 00:20:42,241

I have the shell.

Should I blow it?

00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:43,677

Is that -- I'm --

I'm just gonna blow it!

00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,548

Don't blow it!

Destroy the horn!

00:20:45,592 --> 00:20:46,854

What the hell,

Summer?!

00:20:46,897 --> 00:20:48,072

You were supposed to

destroy the horn!

00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:50,292

How was I

supposed to know that?

00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:52,729

[ Groans ]

00:20:52,773 --> 00:20:53,948

[ Siren wails ]

Nimbus: Police!

00:20:53,991 --> 00:20:56,298

Take this piece of shit

to jail.

00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:58,039

I told, ugh, I told you.

00:20:58,082 --> 00:21:00,389

He's an ice-cold

dick killer!

00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:02,348

Nimbus![ Tires squeal ]

00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:03,784

Wait.

So how can he --

00:21:03,827 --> 00:21:05,699

Jesus, Summer.

He's Mr. Nimbus.

00:21:05,742 --> 00:21:07,353

He controls the police!

00:21:07,396 --> 00:21:39,254

♪

00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:40,951

Jer, I think

more than one safe word

00:21:40,995 --> 00:21:42,388

sort of

defeats the point.

00:21:42,431 --> 00:21:43,737

I know,

I just wanna make sure

00:21:43,780 --> 00:21:45,652

we have

every opportunity to stop.

00:21:45,695 --> 00:21:47,306

Super excited

about it though.

00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:49,264

Me too, so excited.

00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,962

Jerry, are we doing this

because we both want this?

00:21:52,006 --> 00:21:54,617

Or because it's what we think

the other one wants?

00:21:54,661 --> 00:21:56,619

I just wanted to prove

that I love you so much

00:21:56,663 --> 00:21:58,273

I would do this

-for you!

-Same!

00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,666

Let's take that prize

and get out

00:21:59,709 --> 00:22:01,798

before we make

a huge mistake.

00:22:01,842 --> 00:22:04,148

Getting cold feet?

00:22:04,192 --> 00:22:05,498

No.

00:22:05,541 --> 00:22:07,587

-Please don't tell Rick.

-He wouldn't understand.

00:22:07,630 --> 00:22:10,154

Yes, he would.

00:00:07,540 --> 00:00:08,540

Осталось немного.

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Оставь меня, Морти. По-другому никак.

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Ого, в этом осколке мы были Блейдами?

00:00:14,820 --> 00:00:15,600

Охренеть не встать.

00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:16,990

Ещё чуть-чуть.

00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:19,880

М-мне страшно, Морти. Я вижу конец.

00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:22,100

Глупый я человек.

00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:23,810

Глупый человечишка.

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Прости, что втянул тебя в это.

00:00:25,610 --> 00:00:27,810

Ты втянул, а я нас вытяну.

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Алё?

00:00:41,791 --> 00:00:44,100

Привет, Джессика, это Морти. Из школы.

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Привет, Морти. Как дела?

00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:47,490

Просто хочу сказать,

что ты очень классная.

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Я знаю, обстоятельства

не играли нам на руку,

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но ты правда классная,

и я бы хотел узнать тебя поближе.

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Ой, какой поток сознания.

00:00:53,380 --> 00:00:55,420

Ой, да, прости, наверное, я просто...

00:00:55,500 --> 00:00:57,920

Нет, просто жаль,

что ты раньше этого не сказал.

00:00:58,110 --> 00:00:58,421

Ч-чего?

00:00:58,501 --> 00:01:01,480

Ну да, твоя неуверенность -

Это даже как-то эгоистично.

00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:03,066

- Это ты верно подметила.

- Сбой системы жизнеобеспечения.

00:01:03,090 --> 00:01:05,180

- Тогда какие планы на вечер?

- Сегодня?

00:01:05,260 --> 00:01:07,630

Да, не хочешь кино глянуть или типа того?

00:01:07,730 --> 00:01:09,910

Да, сегодня вечером, отлично.

00:01:10,020 --> 00:01:11,470

Твою мать! Твою мать!

00:01:11,730 --> 00:01:13,470

Давай! Давай!

00:01:21,820 --> 00:01:23,530

- Где это мы?

- Мы дома, Рик.

00:01:23,610 --> 00:01:25,180

Я посадил нас в океан.

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В океан? Тот, который на Земле?

00:01:27,270 --> 00:01:30,020

- Ну да, вроде как.

- Ох, мать твою перемать.

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Нам надо валить.

Срочно ноги делать надо!

00:01:31,980 --> 00:01:33,726

- Морти, на фига ты трогал океан?

- Что? А что такого?

00:01:33,750 --> 00:01:35,790

- Сука! Сука! Сука!

- Да что?

00:01:37,490 --> 00:01:42,720

Ричард! Ты посмел осквернить

святой договор меж сушей и морем!

00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:47,610

Тебя ждёт гнев твоего заклятого врага,

известного как мистер Нимбус.

00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:49,280

Сорян, а это ещё кто?

00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:51,420

- Мой злейший враг.

- Чё?

00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:53,060

Да блин, вражина заклятый, говорю.

00:01:53,140 --> 00:01:54,640

Ладно-ладно, как там его зовут?

00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:58,060

- Я - мистер Нимбус!

- Он это ещё не раз повторит.

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РИК И МОРТИ

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Стоп, кто к нам придёт?

00:02:31,780 --> 00:02:33,980

- Его злейший враг.

- У Рика есть злейший враг?

00:02:34,060 --> 00:02:35,890

- Вроде.

- Он рассказывал о нём?

00:02:35,970 --> 00:02:37,780

Я у вас хотел спросить. Впервые слышу.

00:02:37,860 --> 00:02:39,640

А кто он такой? Типа волшебник?

00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:41,070

Рик - учёный, а тот - волшебник?

00:02:41,150 --> 00:02:43,430

- Он типа... рыба.

- Рыба?

00:02:43,510 --> 00:02:45,060

Не рыба, это мистер Нимбус,

00:02:45,140 --> 00:02:47,640

король океана и тот ещё говнюк.

00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:50,510

Морти, ты рад? На фига ты трогал океан?

00:02:50,590 --> 00:02:52,510

Скоро он придёт. Помоги мне всё уладить,

00:02:52,590 --> 00:02:54,780

иначе от него будет куча бед,

а он этого не стоит.

00:02:54,860 --> 00:02:57,160

Р-рик, я не знаю, как

долго смогу помогать.

00:02:57,240 --> 00:02:59,790

П-просто ко мне придёт Джессика

посмотреть фильм или типа того,

00:02:59,870 --> 00:03:03,190

но знаешь, это хороший шаг.

Может, к чему-то приведёт.

00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:05,450

Морти, да всем наплевать на твой хрен.

00:03:05,530 --> 00:03:06,620

Осознай это уже поскорее.

00:03:06,700 --> 00:03:09,620

Ты лишаешь меня счастья, чтобы я выполнял

твои безумные поручения.

00:03:09,700 --> 00:03:12,570

Поверь, после косяка с океаном

хрен тебе, а не всякое безумие.

00:03:12,650 --> 00:03:15,300

Пока я буду срать в уши Нимбусу

на мирных переговорах,

00:03:15,390 --> 00:03:17,390

Саммер погрузится в Марианскую впадину,

00:03:17,470 --> 00:03:19,500

чтобы достать запретную раковину,

дающую ему силы,

00:03:19,580 --> 00:03:21,580

потому что Саммер я доверяю.

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Лизнём сисяндры!

00:03:23,300 --> 00:03:24,486

- Не нравится мне это.

- Так, что?

00:03:24,510 --> 00:03:26,910

Конечно, не нравится,

ведь вам сисяндр не видать.

00:03:27,900 --> 00:03:28,601

Вообще-то,

00:03:28,681 --> 00:03:31,100

мы с вашим отцом в последнее время

такие сексуально активные.

00:03:31,180 --> 00:03:31,710

Фу.

00:03:31,830 --> 00:03:33,860

Доктор Вонг предложила нам

поэкспериментировать.

00:03:33,940 --> 00:03:36,340

Мы смотрим порнографию. Вместе.

00:03:36,420 --> 00:03:38,200

- Гадость.

- Лучше я останусь в океане.

00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:41,600

Сбавь обороты, малыш,

а то эти обыватели офигеют.

00:03:42,030 --> 00:03:44,050

Во всех ваших зубах

есть по капсуле самоубийства.

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Имейте в виду.

Идём, Морти. Бухло на тебе.

00:03:46,790 --> 00:03:48,310

Нимбус пьёт только качественную хрень.

00:03:48,380 --> 00:03:50,920

Швыряй туда эти ящики

китового океанского вина,

00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,360

чтобы состарить его на пару веков.

00:03:52,420 --> 00:03:54,270

Там время движется быстрее?

00:03:54,390 --> 00:03:55,250

Типа как в Нарнии?

00:03:55,330 --> 00:03:57,910

Морти, я тебе не бобёр,

верящий в Иисуса Христа.

00:03:58,290 --> 00:03:59,830

Но да, типа как в Нарнии.

00:03:59,910 --> 00:04:00,581

Но Джессика...

00:04:00,661 --> 00:04:02,660

Морти, ты должен просто приносить вино.

00:04:02,740 --> 00:04:04,720

- Когда я тебя о чём-то просил?

- Когда про...

00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:06,990

Я уже несколько лет не ходил

в школу полную неделю.

00:04:07,070 --> 00:04:08,590

Я не знаю ни хрена. И ради чего?

00:04:08,670 --> 00:04:11,520

Сколько у тебя вообще врагов?

У тебя постоянно конфликты.

00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:13,806

Морти, советую тебе сразу усвоить,

что жизнь - это борьба.

00:04:13,830 --> 00:04:15,990

- С мистером Нимбусом?

- Смеёшься надо мной?

00:04:16,070 --> 00:04:18,720

Морти, мистер Нимбус -

Хладнокровный членогубитель.

00:04:19,220 --> 00:04:21,280

Идём, это его волшебный океанский горн.

00:04:28,710 --> 00:04:29,870

Это мистер Нимбус?

00:04:29,950 --> 00:04:30,770

Нимбус.

00:04:30,850 --> 00:04:32,790

Ричард. Выглядишь сраненько.

00:04:32,870 --> 00:04:34,250

Давай за дело.

00:04:34,330 --> 00:04:35,850

Я извиняюсь, это он самый?

00:04:35,930 --> 00:04:37,040

- Джерри!

- Так, погоди.

00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:38,450

Ты расфигачивал планеты,

00:04:38,530 --> 00:04:40,960

и вот этого парня ты испугался?

00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:44,720

Рик, а он мне нравится.

Непокорённый, неукрощённый.

00:04:44,870 --> 00:04:47,270

Наверное, стоит потуже

затянуть его ошейник.

00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:49,220

Всё, хватит, я вызываю полицию.

00:04:49,300 --> 00:04:50,330

- Валяй.

- Джерри!

00:04:50,410 --> 00:04:52,500

- Звоню.

- Хорошо. Они мне подчиняются.

00:04:52,580 --> 00:04:54,680

- Что, простите?

- Джерри, они ему подчиняются.

00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:57,290

Ну да, логично... в мире тупиц.

00:04:57,370 --> 00:05:00,780

Полиция, на моей лужайке стоит странный

озабоченный мужик из океана.

00:05:01,550 --> 00:05:03,700

Не знаю, к чему этот вопрос, но мы белые.

00:05:05,820 --> 00:05:07,010

Стоять!

00:05:07,780 --> 00:05:08,780

Деритесь.

00:05:11,590 --> 00:05:12,590

Трахайтесь.

00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:15,310

Бегите.

00:05:15,390 --> 00:05:16,480

Валим.

00:05:17,830 --> 00:05:19,550

- Идём, Ричард?

- А как он...

00:05:19,710 --> 00:05:22,710

Господи, Джерри, это мистер

Нимбус, полиция ему подчиняется.

00:05:22,970 --> 00:05:24,760

Привет? А я туда пришла?

00:05:24,850 --> 00:05:27,370

А то я видела, как копы занимались сексом.

00:05:27,450 --> 00:05:29,780

Привет! Джессика! Да!

Т-ты пришла куда надо.

00:05:29,860 --> 00:05:31,400

Знакомьтесь, это Джессика.

00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:32,930

Это все остальные, а это...

00:05:33,010 --> 00:05:35,740

- Я - мистер Нимбус!

- Господи, Нимбус, зайди в дом.

00:05:35,820 --> 00:05:36,740

Морти, дуй за вином.

00:05:36,820 --> 00:05:38,720

Погоди. Идём, Джессика.

00:05:38,910 --> 00:05:42,590

Отойдите, или же вы достойны Нимбуса?

00:05:42,670 --> 00:05:45,030

Если ты намекаешь на то,

о чём я думаю, то знай,

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что мы смотрим порно вместе.

00:05:50,470 --> 00:05:52,990

Что ж, ребятки, кажется,

вы удостоились кивка.

00:05:53,070 --> 00:05:53,821

Кивка?

00:05:53,901 --> 00:05:55,820

У мистера Нимбуса нюх на такое.

00:05:55,900 --> 00:05:57,720

Видимо, вы сексуально активная пара.

00:05:57,850 --> 00:05:59,640

О да. Ещё какая.

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Мы смотрим порно вместе.

00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:03,020

Класс, вы потенциальные

кандидаты на тройничок.

00:06:03,100 --> 00:06:04,300

Тут всё прописано.

00:06:04,380 --> 00:06:07,090

Король океана хочет заняться

тройничком с нами?

00:06:07,180 --> 00:06:10,060

Всё добровольно, но уверяю вас,

это невероятная возможность.

00:06:10,140 --> 00:06:10,973

Дико завидую.

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Заполните форму, чтобы мы знали,

куда высылать подарочную корзину.

00:06:14,570 --> 00:06:16,190

Вот тебе раз.

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Тебя это не огорчает?

00:06:18,690 --> 00:06:20,220

Тебя тоже.

00:06:20,300 --> 00:06:22,610

Боже, неужели это происходит с нами?

00:06:22,690 --> 00:06:25,390

Я думал, такое возможно только

в Нью-Йорке и на HBO.

00:06:25,490 --> 00:06:27,070

Доктор Вонг ещё не ошибалась.

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Точно. Именно об этом она и говорила.

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В общем, устраивайся поудобнее,

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в-выбирай фильм, ну или посмотрим

межпространственное кабельное.

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И снова в эфире Нинтендо 69.

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Нинтендо, о-о-о, что ж ты делаешь?

00:06:39,860 --> 00:06:41,780

О-о-о, Нинтендо, о-о-о, Нинт...

00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:44,490

А можем посмотреть ч-ч-ч-то ты захочешь.

00:06:44,610 --> 00:06:46,540

Морти, тебя вроде за вином отправили.

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Да, надо угостить вином мистера Нимбуса.

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- А лишнее там есть?

- О! Ну да, конечно.

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Пойду принесу.

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- Класс.

- Чисто тебе.

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Возвращайся.

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Кажется, тебе нужна помощь.

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- Привет. Ну да, было бы здорово.

- Не беда.

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Хуви, ужин готов!

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Сейчас приду, сладкая.

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Только помогу этому пареньку

донести ящик алкоголя,

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который лежал тут десятки лет.

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Спасибо, Хуви, я очень благодарен тебе.

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У меня там девушка,

и она мне очень нравится.

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- И-и я нервничаю.

- О, я тебя понимаю.

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Когда я начал встречаться с Бовой,

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только и мог думать о том,

что всё испорчу.

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И что ты сделал?

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Всё испортил.

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Но я нашёл ту,

что любит меня за мои ошибки.

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Спасибо. Очень полезные слова.

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Вот. Возьми одну.

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Полно тебе. Не стоит.

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Хочу, чтобы ты взял. Хорошего дня, Хуви.

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Желаю приятно провести время

с той дамой. Расслабься.

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Хорошо.

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Бова?

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Отец, почему ты бросил нас?

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Иафет, когда ты родился?

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Я поклялся матери,

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что когда увижу тебя, то отомщу за неё!

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Я не виноват...

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А кто? Кто?

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Мальчик... из волшебной двери.

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Обсудим условия?

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Да, давай. Валяй условия.

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Условие первое. Я - король океана.

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В который я сру? Продолжай.

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Условие второе. Перестань срать в океан.

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Без понятия, о чём ты.

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Вкуснота. Ещё.

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Ну, эту бутыль я хотел...

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Морти, отдай ему бутылку, твою мать.

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Ещё!

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Морти? Взял вино?

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Эй, Джессика. Извини, я тут просто...

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Как раз иду за ним.

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Я думала, что ты уже пошёл.

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Ну да. Просто... появились дела.

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Иду за ним, снова.

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А ты можешь включать фильм.

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Да ладно, я тебя подожду.

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Охренеть, охренеть, охренеть, охренеть!

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Я тебя ждал.

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Ничего себе. Хуви, верно?

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Не смей называть его имя!

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Господи боже.

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Да почему все старики такие накачанные?

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Прости! Прости! Я пришёл за вином!

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- Прости! Хватит!

- Я тебя угандошу!

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Ладно, к чёрту!

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А хотя...

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Ты!

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Пошёл на хрен, Хуви!

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Отец?

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Это он! Я же говорил, что он вернётся!

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Охренеть.

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Слушайте, десять секунд назад

он был моложе.

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Пидорасина!

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Прости, отец.

Прости, что мы не верили тебе.

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Он вернётся. Остановите его. Остановите.

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Папа, зачем мы охраняем врата?

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Однажды сюда вернётся тёмное дитя.

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Но мы будем готовы.

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Вкуснятина.

Ричард, где этот парень с вином?

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Хочу пить.

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Сейчас принесёт.

И хватит лопать бенье таким образом.

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Участник не несёт ответственности

в случае смерти от оргазма.

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Мы точно готовы открыться настолько?

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А если будет странно?

А если я полюблю его?

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Нет-нет-нет-нет! Блин!

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- Что это было?

- Что это было?

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Ричард, твой очередной план?

Я знаю, ты что-то задумал.

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Да ничего я не задумал.

Извини меня на секунду.

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Что за хрень тут происходит? Где вино?

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Папа возбудился, и оно выпало.

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Да почему ты постоянно всё просираешь?

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Ничего я не просираю. Там был чувак...

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Постоянно какой-то чувак...

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Обитатели суши,

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не заставляйте Нимбуса ждать -

И будете жить.

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Сейчас буду.

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Из-за тебя мне приходится шептать

на кухне, как в сраном Фрейзере.

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Морти, тащи вино. Бет и Джерри,

не пытайтесь трахнуть Нимбуса.

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- Вообще-то, он сам предложил.

- Мы бы не стали делать это здесь.

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Да он всем предлагает.

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Э-э-эй, Джессика, в чём дело?

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Ты вроде как занят.

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Нет, нет. Была небольшая заминка,

но я сбегаю за вином.

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Но ты это уже два раза говорил.

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Д-да. Я сейчас же принесу вино.

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Охренеть! Это он!

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Вашу мать! Да что вам от меня надо?

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П-простите!

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Да!

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Он наконец-то повержен.

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Но не будем терять бдительность.

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Ведь однажды он может вернуться.

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Эй, Нарния, ну давай. Сейчас ты огребёшь.

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Всё кончено. Мальчик больше не вернётся.

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Он всегда возвращается.

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Ты промотал наши жизни и наше будущее

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на фантазию, на ложь!

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Я верю своим глазам.

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Да ничего ты не видел.

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Глупый мальчишка!

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Те, кого зовут глупцами,

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обладают храбростью, нужной,

чтобы узреть истину.

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Скажи, отец, я и теперь глупец?

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Я был рождён в ямах,

из которых добыли эти камни.

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Я потратил свою жизнь

на возведение храма лжи.

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И я сделал ложь своей силой.

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Но что есть сила, если не ложь, что мы...

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Охренеть! Он настоящий! Настоящий!

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Я ошибался, о, как я ошибался. Бог сущ...

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Ух ты! Вот это обслуживание!

Сейчас навалю чаевых.

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Другой паренёк мне больше понравился.

Как там его звали?

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- Кайл?

- Что?

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Ничего.

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Давай подпишем эту фигню и разойдёмся.

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Джессика, прости, пожалуйста.

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Да ничего, тебя не было всего пару минут.

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Морти, всё хорошо?

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П-прости, Джессика.

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Обстоятельства постоянно

играют против нас.

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Похоже на то.

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Но я рада, что ты позвонил.

Может, начнём всё сначала.

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И в этот раз всё получится.

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Д-да, было бы классно.

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Спасибо, что принёс вино.

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Оно того стоило.

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Тут нужен штопор?

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С-сейчас принесу.

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Как же я хочу подписаться над пунктиром.

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Приступим?

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Господи боже, да.

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А кто твой свидетель?

Мой свидетель - осьминог.

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Как же ты гордишься морской темой.

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Чел, приведи свидетеля. Я-то что сделал?

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Возможно, у Ричарда нет человека,

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которому он может доверить свою жизнь,

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который знает его по-настоящему...

помимо меня.

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Ладно! Сейчас приведу!

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Боже ты мой.

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Морти, иди сюда.

Ты нужен мне для одной херни.

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Рик, я сделал всё, о чём ты просил.

Можно я проведу время со своей девушкой?

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С девушкой?

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Ну, то есть... Мы поцеловались...

00:13:44,570 --> 00:13:46,680

Но я никуда не тороплюсь.

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В таких вещах спешка не нужна.

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Адам, знаешь, почему ты особенный?

00:13:54,770 --> 00:13:55,970

Потому что я - путник.

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Да.

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Ты станешь тем, кто пройдёт через дверь.

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Ты станешь тем, кто остановит нашу боль.

00:14:01,650 --> 00:14:03,900

Мама, но как же моя боль?

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Твоя боль дарует нам свободу.

00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,460

Пора начинать.

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Заново.

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Заново.

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Ты ещё не готов.

00:14:20,770 --> 00:14:21,700

Прошу тебя, мама.

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По-твоему, он пощадит тебя,

как пощадил нас?

00:14:25,390 --> 00:14:26,390

Заново!

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Никому ничего не надо?

00:14:45,330 --> 00:14:47,130

Может, Нимбусу что-то нужно?

00:14:47,290 --> 00:14:49,590

- Вашу мать!

- Не осуждай. Мы растём, как пара.

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Да что это такое?

00:14:51,890 --> 00:14:53,030

За будущее!

00:14:56,150 --> 00:14:58,670

Ты посмел покуситься на Нимбуса?

00:14:58,750 --> 00:15:00,000

Так, стоп, а это кто?

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В очередь, приятель.

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Всё зря.

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Мама?

00:15:14,220 --> 00:15:15,370

Джессика!

00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:19,270

Вот на фига ты трогал океан?

00:15:19,870 --> 00:15:21,660

Заткнись! Нет времени на...

00:15:21,740 --> 00:15:23,910

Всё накрылось жопой, ты всё просрал!

00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:30,620

Ты рано.

00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:32,260

Ч-что это за место?

00:15:32,340 --> 00:15:34,050

Конец, но также и начало.

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Разве каждый конец - это не начало?

00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:39,810

Не подходи! Не нужна мне эта урезанная

кинофестивальная сай-файная хрень!

00:15:39,890 --> 00:15:41,690

- Где Джессика?

- Джессика?

00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:43,390

Именно так её звали, не так ли?

00:15:43,650 --> 00:15:45,260

Спасибо, Морти, я уже забыл.

00:15:46,170 --> 00:15:48,570

Ах да. Это тебе пригодится.

00:15:49,630 --> 00:15:50,630

Для вина.

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Охренеть! Попался!

00:15:56,800 --> 00:16:00,830

Вы прикиньте? Он купился

на эту хрень с деревом! Теперь он наш!

00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:05,940

Хорошо, если ты желаешь войны

с Атлантидой, ты её получишь!

00:16:06,020 --> 00:16:09,140

Я уже был на войне с Атлантидой,

когда разбомбил дырку той русалки!

00:16:09,220 --> 00:16:12,070

Я знал, что это был ты!

Где моё прощальное шествие?

00:16:12,620 --> 00:16:17,180

Прощайся со своей драгоценной сушей,

ибо скоро она намокнет! Насквозь!

00:16:17,260 --> 00:16:19,520

Дебил, тебя опередило

глобальное потепление,

00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:21,950

но давай, валяй,

сделай нас чуть более мокрыми.

00:16:22,030 --> 00:16:23,630

Я для тебя посмешище?

00:16:23,710 --> 00:16:26,660

Ясен хрен! Ты дикий отсосок

и всегда таким был!

00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:29,870

Знаешь, почему мы не сражались

столько лет? Да я тебя стыжусь!

00:16:29,950 --> 00:16:31,920

Ты мне больше не нужен.

Мне никто не нужен.

00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,990

Целыми днями я только отлизываю

жопу у Нинтендо 69!

00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:38,530

Может, ты ненавидишь меня, потому что

только я вижу, как низко ты пал.

00:16:38,610 --> 00:16:41,140

Раньше я боялся тебя. Уважал.

00:16:41,230 --> 00:16:42,930

Теперь я чувствую лишь жалость

00:16:43,010 --> 00:16:45,140

к пьяной печальной оболочке,

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которая боится признать,

насколько она одинока.

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Что бы сказала Дайен, если бы была жива...

00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:53,240

Не смей развивать каноничную

предысторию, красный лоб...

00:16:53,670 --> 00:16:55,270

Ты очнулся, хорошо.

00:16:55,350 --> 00:16:57,320

Я просто взял немного вина

и уже извинился!

00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:59,150

Да что с вами за херня такая?

00:16:59,230 --> 00:17:01,210

Я много веков задаюсь этим вопросом.

00:17:01,330 --> 00:17:04,110

Морти, меня создали,

чтобы изучить тебя, познать,

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но чем глубже я тебя познаю,

тем меньше узнаю самого себя.

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Чувак, у меня правда нет времени...

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Я часто задумывался, Морти,

кем бы мы были без тебя?

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Есть ли в нас что-то помимо злобы?

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Когда явилась она, я подумал,

что она станет ответом.

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Заморожена во времени и вечном сне.

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Мы не смогли понять её предназначения,

а потому спрятали.

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Почему мы прячем правду, которую боимся...

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Да мне насрать, зануда! Отпусти её!

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Зачем я клонировал себе гениталии?

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Мне пофиг, сука! Давай!

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Ублюдок.

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Возможно, я и правда ублюдок.

Иногда полезно быть ублюдком.

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Это меня дед научил.

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Ладно, ладно, ладно, хорошо.

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Морти?

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Ух ты, Джессика. Неплохо ты подремала, да?

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Это что, слизь? Не знаю, как её назвать.

Наверное, слизь.

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Ладно, потом всё обсудим.

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Какого?

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Рик! Рик!

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- Сраный карась!

- Ри-и-и-ик!

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На фиг тебя, что я вообще делаю?

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Куда это ты... А ну, вернись!

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Я собираюсь намочить сушу!

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Знаешь, я с радостью посмотрю! Давай!

Боже, да сделай хоть что-нибудь!

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Но больше не используй меня

как оправдание.

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Рик!

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Да уж, это было жёстко.

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Ты прям напрягся.

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Нам тут дали документ.

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Мне пора.

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Мы оставили свой номер.

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Твоя звезда что-то про корзину говорила.

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- Боже, Морти.

- Хватит!

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- Нельзя хоть один день обойтись без...

- Нет! Не сегодня! Ты не...

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Что за?

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Да, я всё просрал.

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Всё нормально, Морти, это твоя фишка.

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Ща зафигачу Бога из машины, и свалим домой.

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И чё всех потянуло на

киберпанковских птах?

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Сраная лажа.

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Твою мать. Вот это круто.

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Похоже, нам слегка кабздец.

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Ричард, ты думал, я позволю

тебе умереть в одиночестве?

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Я - мистер Нимбус!

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Ух, ну ничего себе.

Есть ещё время на фильм?

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Да.

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Время. У меня есть только время.

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Безмерное время.

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Сначала было безумие. Затем - просветление.

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Затем - снова безумие.

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Но возможно, это был дар.

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Я видела жизнь времени.

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Пока я смотрела,

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как живёт время во всём его угасающем,

пугающем свете,

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я задавалась вопросом... жила ли я вообще?

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Может, я была предметом

в очередной истории?

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Может, я всегда была такой?

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А чем-то большим?

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У меня есть только время,

но ответа всё же нет.

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Время без цели - это тюрьма.

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Я заглянула в разум вечности,

возможно, в разум бога.

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- И нашла там лишь тишину.

- И нашла там лишь тишину.

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Думаю, нам лучше остаться друзьями.

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О, ну да, я-я-я понимаю.

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Похоже, мы упустили момент.

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Да, но будут и другие.

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У нас обоих. Пока, Морти.

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Эй, как делишки?

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Иди на хрен! Я - бог времени!

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Ричард, сражаться на твоей стороне было...

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Да.

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Не будет мирного договора,

потому что нет войны.

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О, Нимбус, нормальный ты тип.

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Ричард, перед тем,

как стать моим заклятым врагом,

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ты был моим единственным другом.

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Деда, я нашла раковину!

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- Блин! Нимбус, послушай.

- Сукин ты сын!

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Предательство!

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- Оружие, Морти, моё...

- Я-я-я всё использовал...

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Деда! Деда, что делать?

У меня есть раковина. Дунуть?

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- И тогда... В общем, дую.

- Не дуй в неё!

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Уничтожь!

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Саммер, что за фигня?

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Надо было уничтожить раковину!

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Да мне-то откуда знать?

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Полиция, отвезите

этот кусок дерьма в тюрьму.

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Я же... я же говорил,

что он хладнокровный членогубитель.

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Нимбус.

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Стоп, а как он...

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Господи, Саммер, это же мистер Нимбус,

полиция ему подчиняется!

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Джер, больше одного стоп-слова

использовать бессмысленно.

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Главное, чтобы было больше

возможностей остановиться.

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Но я жду с нетерпением.

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Я тоже очень жду.

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Джерри, мы делаем это,

потому что оба хотим или

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потому что думаем,

что этого хочет партнёр?

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Я хочу доказать,

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что так сильно люблю тебя,

что готов пойти на это.

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И я!

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Так давай возьмём этот приз и свалим,

пока не совершили ошибку!

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Что, коленки дрожат?

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Нет.

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Только не говори Рику.

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Он не поймёт.

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Ещё как поймёт.

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