Успеть до Морти-ночи

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is gonna be really liberating.

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You know, you're gonna be free

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to go on all kinds of errands for me.

- Cool.

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See that planet right there?

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Don't fly too close

to that planet.

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Someone will come out and

try to wash your windshield.

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[Ringtone plays]

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Hold on.

[cellphone beeps]

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Yeah?

Yeah, I have it.

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Where do you want to meet?

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All right, cool.

[cellphone beeps]

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All right, Morty, lesson's over.

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We got some business

to attend to

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a few light minutes

south of here.

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Oh, you still use

south in space?

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Whoa! Jesus, Jerry!

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What the hell

are you doing here?!

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What are you talking about?

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We agreed a boy's father

should be present

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when he's learning to drive.

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I guess I remember that.

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Wow. And you've just been

back there this whole time?

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Amazing.

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Well, we don't have time

to take him to Earth, Morty.

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Head for 3924917.

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Cool!

[laughs]

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Looks like I'm coming along

for an adventure!

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Yep.

[sighs]

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MORTY:

This is where we're going?

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RICK:

Nope.

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This is.

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You can park in

a handicap spot, Morty.

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Anything with

less than eight limbs

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is considered disabled here.

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WOMAN: Well, look at this fella.

Aren't you handsome?

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Thank you.

[chuckles]

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- I'm Jerry.

- Oh, I know you are.

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Did you come here

in a spaceship?

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I'm traveling with my son

and father-in-law.

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W-wait.

Are they coming?

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Oh, they'll be back soon.

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What?!

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I don't know how this works!

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Help me!

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What the hell?!

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I know, right?

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Oh, what the hell?!

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I know, right?

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MORTY:

Jerryboree!?

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You created

a day care for my Dad?

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Are you kidding?

I wish I had this idea.

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Well, I did have this idea,

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but I wish I was the version

of me that owned it.

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That guy's rich.

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Don't forget to check

the reason for your drop-off.

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Trust me, Morty, I've heard

stories from other Ricks.

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Jerrys don't tend to last

five minutes off of earth.

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This is a totally unregistered

cross-temporal asteroid.

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Here, they can romp and

play with other Jerrys.

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He couldn't be safer.

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Hey, Morty, hang on to this.

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That number's your dad.

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If you lose it, we're not gonna

be able to get him back.

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♪♪

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[Electricity crackles]

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♪♪

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- Okay, wait here.

- I want to come with.

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Don't come with.

It's boring.

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It's [belches]...

It's business stuff.

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What kind of business

do you do in a garage?

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You know, this seems

a little shady.

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Right, yeah, like nothing

shady ever happened

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in a fully furnished office?

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You ever hear

about Wall Street, Morty?

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Y-you know

what those guys do

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in... in...

In their fancy boardrooms?

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They take their balls

and they dip them in cocaine

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and wipe them

all over each other.

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You know, Grandpa goes around,

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and he does

his business in public,

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because Grandpa isn't shady.

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Aw, crap.

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Hey, what's up?

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Hey, Rick!

[laughs]

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Here you go...

3,000 flerbos.

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Do you have the weapon?

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C-can we please?

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This is my grandson, Morty.

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Oh, hi, Morty.

I'm Krombopulos Michael.

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I'm an assassin.

I buy guns from your grandpa.

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[Groans]

Here. Go away.

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Ooh! Yeah,

this looks deadly.

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So, this shoots antimatter?

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My target can't be killed

with regular matter.

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Nice to meet you, Morty.

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Listen, if you ever need

anybody murdered,

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please give me a call.

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- I'm very discreet.

- You're g-giving him a card?!

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I have no code of ethics.

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I will kill anyone, anywhere...

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Children, animals, old people...

Doesn't matter.

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I just love killing.

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You sell weapons

to killers for money?

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[Groans] You've got what

the intergalactic call

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a very planetary

mind-set, Morty.

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It's more complicated out here.

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These are flerbos.

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Do you understand what

two humans can accomplish

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with 3,000 of these?

- Uh, what?

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An entire afternoon

at Blips and Chitz!

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Oh, this place is the best.

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It's got beer, games, prizes,

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and you can never tell

what time it is.

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You sold a gun to a murderer

so you could play video games?!

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Yeah, sure, I mean, if you spend

all day shuffling words around,

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you can make anything

sound bad, Morty.

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- Here, check this out.

- [coin drops]

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[Whoosh!]

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Aah!

[breathing heavily]

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Roy, what's wrong?

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I had a nightmare.

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I was with an old man.

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He put a helmet on me.

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It's just a fever.

Get some sleep.

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I don't want you

missing school on Monday.

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[Bell rings]

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MAN: I want you kids

to look around you today

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and think about your future.

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Now is the time in your life

when anything is possible.

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ANNOUNCER:

Spiraling perfectly!

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It's gonna be caught

by Roy Parsons!

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Roy Parsons is at the 20!

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Now he's at the 10!

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Nothing can stop

Roy "The Rocket"!

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- Touchdown!

[cheers and applause]

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I just think

it's time to get realistic.

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Have you talked to my father

about the Carpet Store?

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Roy?

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[Sighs]

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[Cellphone rings]

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Had we caught it sooner...

Well, hindsight is 20/20, Roy.

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What's important

is that we move quickly.

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[Monitor beeps]

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[Weakly]

I'm not ready to die.

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You're not going to.

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Yeah!

Whoo! Yeah!

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Hey, thanks for the carpet, Roy.

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MAN: Hey, Roy, you pulled

those Persian off-white shags

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for the clearance sale?

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Whoa. Sh...

Shit!

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[Bones crack]

Oh!

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[Beeping]

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Whoa! What the hell?!

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W-w-where am I?!

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- What in the hell?!

- 55 years. Not bad, Morty.

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You kind of wasted

your 30s, though,

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with that

whole bird-watching phase.

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W-where's my wife?!

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Morty, you were just

playing a game.

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It's called "Roy."

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Snap out of it.

Come on.

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I'm Morty. You're Rick.

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Hey! You sold a gun

to a guy that kills people!

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Look at this...

You beat cancer,

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and then you went back

to work at the carpet store?

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Boo!

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D-don't dodge

the issue, Rick!

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Selling a gun to a hit man is

the same as pulling the trigger!

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It's also the same

as doing nothing.

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If Krombopulos Michael

wants someone dead,

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there's not a lot

anyone can do to stop him.

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That's why he does it

for a living.

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Now excuse me. It's time

to thrash your "Roy" score.

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You know, you could stop this

killing from happening, Rick!

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You know, you did a bad thing

selling that gun,

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but you could undo it

if you wanted.

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Uh-huh, yeah,

that's the difference

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between you and me, Morty.

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I never go back

to the carpet store.

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Holy shit!

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This guy's taking

Roy off the grid!

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[All gasp]

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This guy doesn't have a

social security number for Roy!

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[All murmuring]

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Hi. I'm sorry.

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I think there was

a misunderstanding.

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I'm an adult and would like

to go home, please.

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Well, of course.

Right through that tube.

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Unbelievable.

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You're doing great.

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I know how to crawl in a tube.

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[Sighs]

Come on.

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Oh.

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This is harder than it looks.

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Whoa!

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- Marco?

- Polo!

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[laughs]

Marco?

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Come find me.

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Marco?

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You guys are enjoying this?

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Don't you feel

a little patronized?

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How so?

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- Jerry!

- Beth.

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Oh, come on.

This is ridiculous.

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I love you, Jerry.

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Aw, Beth.

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Who wants to come watch

"Midnight Run"

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with Director's commentary on?

00:07:01,047 --> 00:07:02,465

- Yeah!

- Definitely.

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First one there gets to adjust

the picture setting!

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[Gasps] The factory tint

setting is always too high!

00:07:07,804 --> 00:07:08,805

Out of my way.

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The tint setting

is always too high.

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[Mid-tempo music plays]

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♪♪

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[Smooches]

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Oh, boy.

Here I go killing again.

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Aah!

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Aah!

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- Arh!

[neck snaps]

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Aah!

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[Scanner chirping]

00:07:48,177 --> 00:07:49,929

- Aah!

[neck snaps]

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[Warbling]

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You ha ve arrived

at Krombopulos Michael.

00:08:04,652 --> 00:08:06,279

Your destination is below.

00:08:06,362 --> 00:08:08,698

We're all out

of off-white Persian.

00:08:09,615 --> 00:08:11,617

Oh, man!

W-w-what have I done?!

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- Drop the gun.

- You don't understand!

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This guy was gonna kill someone!

00:08:14,745 --> 00:08:16,455

I guess that makes two of us.

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[Rifle charging]

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Aah!

00:08:19,458 --> 00:08:20,626

What are you doing, Morty?

00:08:20,710 --> 00:08:22,146

This is a Galactic

Federation outpost!

00:08:22,170 --> 00:08:24,380

Look, I don't have time

to tell you my entire backstory,

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but Grandpa and government

don't get along.

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ALIEN:

He saved my life.

00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:29,302

- What?

- Huh?! Whoa!

00:08:29,385 --> 00:08:31,762

Are you

Krombopulos Michael's target?

00:08:31,846 --> 00:08:32,972

W-what's your name?

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My kind has no use for names.

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I communicate through what

you call "Jessica's Feet"...

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No, "Telepathy."

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Oh, good job, Morty.

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Y-you killed

my best customer,

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but you saved

a mind-reading Fart.

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I like this name...

Fart.

00:08:46,944 --> 00:08:48,905

Morty, would you

kindly release me

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by pulling that lever

to the left of my cell?

00:08:51,657 --> 00:08:53,492

I am in great pain.

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RICK:

Morty, don't do it.

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Morty...

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- Morty, you idiot.

[alarm blaring]

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Oh, crap.

Let's get you out of here!

00:09:00,499 --> 00:09:02,102

We can't get him out of here.

He's gaseous.

00:09:02,126 --> 00:09:03,966

He's not gonna make it

through a portal, Morty.

00:09:04,045 --> 00:09:05,939

Well, then, I guess we're all

getting in the car.

00:09:05,963 --> 00:09:07,298

Right, uh...

- Fart.

00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:09,091

No! Just...

J-just get in the car!

00:09:09,175 --> 00:09:10,176

Morty, come on.

00:09:10,259 --> 00:09:11,653

I want to go back

to Blips and Chitz.

00:09:11,677 --> 00:09:12,779

I don't want to deal with this.

00:09:12,803 --> 00:09:14,031

Rick, you've been clear

on the fact

00:09:14,055 --> 00:09:15,699

that you don't want to help,

so just go away.

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More are coming.

00:09:17,433 --> 00:09:19,310

Screw this. I'm out.

00:09:21,395 --> 00:09:22,605

[Engine sputtering]

00:09:22,688 --> 00:09:25,191

Whoa!

Come on, come on!

00:09:25,274 --> 00:09:28,152

Get out of the vehicle made

of garbage or we will open fire!

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[Engine sputtering]

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Um, um, um, um!

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Open fire!

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Aah!

00:09:42,041 --> 00:09:46,796

Stupid-ass, Fart-saving,

carpet-store motherfucker. Move!

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Wait, did you fuck

with my seat settings?

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[Motor whirring]

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More are coming.

00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:55,263

Rick!

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Yeah, yeah.

00:10:04,272 --> 00:10:06,649

Your geldon convertor

is pretty dinged up.

00:10:06,732 --> 00:10:09,610

That's because my grandson

drives like a male Obravadian.

00:10:09,694 --> 00:10:12,196

Yeah, I said it... some

stereotypes are based in fact.

00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:14,615

Actually, it's because

of years of neglect.

00:10:14,699 --> 00:10:17,034

You really need to respect

your gears, Rick.

00:10:17,118 --> 00:10:18,637

To you, they're just

wheels with teeth,

00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:20,788

but in my culture,

wars have been fought...

00:10:20,871 --> 00:10:22,581

So I've heard.

Just fix it.

00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:24,583

I don't think the Gromflamites

can track us now,

00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:26,627

but it looks like we're gonna

be here for a while.

00:10:26,711 --> 00:10:29,380

Or, you know, if you still have

that gun K. Michael dropped,

00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:31,257

we could finish the job

and go home.

00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:33,050

You do understand

I'm telepathic, right

00:10:33,134 --> 00:10:34,343

I'm being polite.

00:10:34,427 --> 00:10:36,220

Rick, we're taking him back

where he belongs.

00:10:36,304 --> 00:10:37,680

Oh, yeah? Where's that?

[belches]

00:10:37,763 --> 00:10:39,324

Are you going on a quest

to find he who smelt it?

00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:41,726

I came here

accidentally through a wormhole

00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:44,895

located in what you call

"Get out of my head, Fart.

00:10:44,979 --> 00:10:47,189

I know you're in here.

La-la-la-la..."

00:10:47,273 --> 00:10:49,984

No, in what you call

the Promethean Nebula.

00:10:50,067 --> 00:10:53,154

Oh, great. Just a hop, skip,

and an 800-light-year jump.

00:10:53,237 --> 00:10:55,656

You know, you can leave

anytime you want, Rick.

00:10:55,740 --> 00:10:57,592

Whatever you want to do, you

little punk-ass little bitch.

00:10:57,616 --> 00:10:58,909

Thank you, Morty.

00:10:58,993 --> 00:11:01,746

You are not like other

carbon-based life-forms.

00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:04,206

You put the value of all

life above your own.

00:11:04,290 --> 00:11:05,750

It's how things should be.

00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:06,876

It's how they could be.

00:11:06,959 --> 00:11:09,086

I could not agree more.

00:11:09,170 --> 00:11:11,881

♪ The worlds can be

one together ♪

00:11:11,964 --> 00:11:14,675

♪ Cosmos without hatred ♪

00:11:14,759 --> 00:11:18,429

♪ Stars like diamonds

in your eyes ♪

00:11:21,807 --> 00:11:23,642

♪ The ground

can be space ♪

00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:27,021

♪ Space, space,

space, space ♪

00:11:27,104 --> 00:11:32,443

♪ With feet marching towards

a peaceful sky ♪

00:11:34,028 --> 00:11:38,699

♪ All the moon men

want things their way ♪

00:11:39,992 --> 00:11:44,413

♪ But we make sure

they see the sun ♪

00:11:46,415 --> 00:11:51,420

♪ Goodbye, moon men ♪

00:11:52,129 --> 00:11:58,344

♪ You say goodbye,

moon men ♪

00:11:58,427 --> 00:12:00,763

♪ Goodbye... ♪

00:12:00,846 --> 00:12:02,139

Shut the fuck up about moon men!

00:12:02,223 --> 00:12:03,432

This isn't a musical number.

00:12:03,516 --> 00:12:05,101

This is a fucking operation.

00:12:05,184 --> 00:12:07,436

We got to be cool

and fucking lay low.

00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:10,272

[Clicks, computer chimes]

00:12:10,356 --> 00:12:12,066

[laughing]

Duck, duck, birdie?

00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:13,192

[laughs]

00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:14,527

That's very funny!

00:12:15,444 --> 00:12:17,071

Here comes another funny.

00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:18,072

[Clicks, computer chimes]

00:12:18,155 --> 00:12:19,156

[laughs]

00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:21,784

Oh, this place is great.

00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:24,078

I almost wish I could stay

longer than one day.

00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:25,413

You just might.

00:12:25,496 --> 00:12:26,539

W-what do you mean?

00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:30,876

These are the Jerrys whose Ricks

and Mortys never came back.

00:12:35,464 --> 00:12:37,091

They live here now.

00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:38,175

Uh.

00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:41,929

[Rock music plays]

00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:44,098

[Engine re vs]

00:12:44,181 --> 00:12:45,349

[Tires screech]

00:12:48,519 --> 00:12:50,229

[Dramatic music plays]

00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:52,398

No gear-turnings as of yet

in the curious case

00:12:52,481 --> 00:12:54,442

of these unidentified

humanoid fugitives,

00:12:54,525 --> 00:12:56,986

reportedly at large somewhere

within the gear system.

00:12:57,069 --> 00:12:58,237

Son of a...

00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,197

Why were the Gromflamites

holding you prisoner?

00:13:00,281 --> 00:13:01,949

What the fuck

is so valuable about you?

00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:04,410

I am no more valuable

than life itself.

00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:07,538

However, I am able to alter

the composition of atoms,

00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:08,831

like this.

00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:09,832

[Electricity crackling]

00:13:09,915 --> 00:13:11,542

That was oxygen.

00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:13,544

I added 71 protons to it.

00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:16,547

Terrific.

The Fart that pooped gold.

00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:18,799

No wonder every cop in

the system is looking for us.

00:13:18,883 --> 00:13:20,593

Any species that gets

a hold of this thing

00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:22,428

is gonna use it

to take over the galaxy.

00:13:22,511 --> 00:13:24,591

You know how inconvenient

that's gonna be to my work?

00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:26,098

[Sirens wailing]

00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:29,727

Somebody dropped the dime on us.

00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:30,810

Gearhead!

00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:32,021

I'm sorry, Rick.

00:13:32,104 --> 00:13:34,356

The reward on your head

is too high.

00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:35,733

And like you always say,

00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:37,860

you got to look out

for number one.

00:13:37,943 --> 00:13:39,570

Number one is me, asshole!

00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:40,988

You're supposed to be my friend!

00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:44,241

Friend?!

Do you even know my real name?

00:13:44,325 --> 00:13:47,036

It's Revolio Clockberg Junior.

00:13:47,119 --> 00:13:49,663

I belong to an entire

species of gear people.

00:13:49,747 --> 00:13:50,998

Calling me "Gearhead"

00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:54,168

is like calling

a Chinese person "Asia face."

00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:55,461

No! Not twigs!

[groans]

00:13:55,544 --> 00:13:57,546

[Muffled screaming]

00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:02,259

Two things I want to make clear

to everybody in this room...

00:14:02,343 --> 00:14:04,386

Never betray me,

and it's time to go.

00:14:04,470 --> 00:14:05,679

[Muffled screaming]

00:14:09,517 --> 00:14:10,392

Nobody move!

00:14:10,476 --> 00:14:12,186

[Muffled screaming]

00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:13,979

Oh, my god.

Are those...

00:14:16,607 --> 00:14:18,776

♪♪

00:14:25,658 --> 00:14:26,825

[Grunts]

00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:34,917

[Screams]

00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:36,269

Hey, Morty, remember

when you said

00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:38,254

selling a gun was as bad

as pulling the trigger?

00:14:38,337 --> 00:14:39,648

How do you feel

about all these people

00:14:39,672 --> 00:14:41,691

that are getting killed today

because of your choices?

00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:43,133

I did the right thing, Rick!

00:14:43,217 --> 00:14:45,511

- Tell that to Gearhead's gearsticles.

- You did that!

00:14:45,594 --> 00:14:47,930

Wrong! I'd be playing

"Roy" right now.

00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:50,307

At a certain point,

my hands are tied, Morty.

00:14:52,476 --> 00:14:53,310

[Sighs]

00:14:53,394 --> 00:14:55,062

I can't believe Rick did this.

00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:57,231

This is the eighth to the last straw.

- Ante up.

00:14:57,314 --> 00:14:58,732

You know what?

Screw it!

00:14:58,816 --> 00:15:00,651

I have a better gamble

for you guys.

00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:03,654

I say we escape.

00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:06,031

If you want to leave, you can

just go out the front door.

00:15:06,115 --> 00:15:08,117

You think we're kept here

against our will?

00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,827

That would be illegal.

00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:12,913

But if you can leave,

then why are you still here?

00:15:12,997 --> 00:15:15,374

Same reason as you.

00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:16,875

We're Jerrys.

00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:20,170

I'm leaving.

00:15:20,254 --> 00:15:22,923

Okay, then.

That was always allowed.

00:15:23,007 --> 00:15:24,341

♪♪

00:15:29,555 --> 00:15:31,056

Morty, take the wheel!

00:15:32,016 --> 00:15:33,016

- Whoa!

- Whoa!

00:15:33,058 --> 00:15:34,143

Geez!

Damn it, Morty!

00:15:34,226 --> 00:15:35,453

Who taught you

to fly this thing?

00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:37,271

[laughs] I'm kidding.

I know that's on me.

00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:39,148

Um, Rick!

00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:40,231

RICK:

Shit.

00:15:40,274 --> 00:15:41,317

Well, I guess this is it.

00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,319

Morty, crack the window.

00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:52,411

I wonder why Greg is always

so critical of my girlfriend.

00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:55,122

Well, he'd probably like

to have me to himself.

00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:56,498

That's how friends are.

00:15:56,582 --> 00:16:00,044

Or does he want her to himself?

00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:02,880

♪ The worlds can be

one together ♪

00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:05,966

♪ Cosmos without hatred ♪

00:16:06,050 --> 00:16:09,845

♪ Stars like diamonds

in your eyes ♪

00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:12,014

My life is a fucking joke!

00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:17,102

♪ Goodbye,

moon men ♪

00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:24,401

♪ You say goodbye,

moon men ♪

00:16:24,485 --> 00:16:30,991

♪ Goodbye,

moon men ♪

00:16:34,078 --> 00:16:36,080

All right.

Let's proceed.

00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:37,206

Damn.

00:16:37,289 --> 00:16:39,166

Can't blame that on the dog.

00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:40,584

Talk about silent but deadly.

00:16:40,668 --> 00:16:42,336

I-I've seen

some nerve gas,

00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:44,630

but that...

This gas got nerve!

00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:46,113

[laughs]

You know what I'm saying?

00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:47,692

- Are you done?

- I'll let you know, Morty.

00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:49,343

Gone with the wind!

Am I right?!

00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:51,095

If you don't like

that one, Morty,

00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:53,472

an alt on that could be, like,

if I said "Gasablanca"!

00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:54,640

All right, I'm done.

00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:57,393

Let's get

to the Promethean Nebula,

00:16:57,476 --> 00:16:59,228

so my grandson can

finish saving a life!

00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:06,777

[Trills]

00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,405

Glagga blag blag.

00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:11,490

Um, Earth, please?

00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,201

[Growls]

00:17:14,493 --> 00:17:16,120

Is this...

Do I pay?

00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:17,246

Agga blag blag blag!

00:17:17,329 --> 00:17:19,081

[Indistinct shouting]

00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:21,333

Oh, I'm sorry, sorry!

00:17:22,626 --> 00:17:25,129

Ohh.

00:17:25,629 --> 00:17:26,672

Hmm.

00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:27,673

Mm, hey.

00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:29,091

[Hisses]

Aah!

00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:31,510

Agga blag blag?

00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:32,678

Oh, uh, hey. What?

00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:34,388

- Agga blag!

- Uh, what do you want?

00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:36,306

- Agga blag blag...

- Ohh!

00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:37,433

Uh...

00:17:37,516 --> 00:17:39,560

[speaking native language]

00:17:39,643 --> 00:17:41,478

[Whimpering]

00:17:43,355 --> 00:17:44,356

[Moaning]

00:17:45,691 --> 00:17:47,693

[Alarm blaring]

00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:51,071

[Wailing in distance]

00:17:51,155 --> 00:17:52,156

[Whimpers]

00:17:52,406 --> 00:17:54,867

[Shouting in alien language]

00:18:00,664 --> 00:18:03,667

Hey. Are you the one

that left?

00:18:05,461 --> 00:18:06,545

I get it.

00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:08,505

It's a...

It's a hassle out there.

00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:11,175

Right?

And who needs that?

00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:12,468

- Right?

- Right?

00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:14,303

- Not me.

- Who needs that?

00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:15,304

Ho, ho! Not us.

00:18:15,387 --> 00:18:16,722

Uh, who are you?

00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:19,308

Oh, excuse me.

Paul Fleischman.

00:18:19,391 --> 00:18:20,768

Infinite timelines.

00:18:20,851 --> 00:18:22,311

In some of them, Beth remarries.

00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:23,395

- Geez.

- Don't worry.

00:18:23,479 --> 00:18:24,772

I treat Beth very well,

00:18:24,855 --> 00:18:26,857

and I do not overstep

my bounds with Morty.

00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:29,735

Every kid needs a dad,

but there's no replacing you.

00:18:29,818 --> 00:18:31,458

Hey, you want to

give us a hand with this?

00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:33,339

We're trying to figure out

how to get the sound

00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:34,883

coming through the stereo

instead of the TV.

00:18:34,907 --> 00:18:36,492

I-I-It's very difficult.

00:18:36,575 --> 00:18:38,827

Oh! Uh, well,

is there an aux input?

00:18:38,911 --> 00:18:41,163

We tried that, but there's

two different colors.

00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:42,623

But there's

two different colors.

00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:45,417

[Growls]

00:18:47,795 --> 00:18:50,839

FART: The wormhole is

70 of what you call "meters"

00:18:50,923 --> 00:18:53,342

what you call "North"

of what you call "Here."

00:18:53,425 --> 00:18:56,345

Fine. Morty, take your Fart to

his hole and say your goodbyes.

00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:59,306

I'm gonna find some fuel

and take a big, fat Morty.

00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:01,809

That's my new word for shit

because of today's events.

00:19:01,892 --> 00:19:03,936

♪♪

00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:09,691

Here it is.

00:19:09,775 --> 00:19:12,361

This should take me

back to my kind.

00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:14,905

I'm gonna miss you, um, Fart.

00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:16,657

I'm really sorry

your name became Fart.

00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:19,326

- I will be back soon, Morty.

- Really?

00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:21,954

After I return to the others

with this location,

00:19:22,037 --> 00:19:23,914

we will be back

for your cleansing.

00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:25,707

Um, cleansing?

00:19:25,791 --> 00:19:28,710

Carbon-based life

is a threat to all higher life.

00:19:28,794 --> 00:19:31,255

To us, you are

what you would call a disease.

00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:33,298

Wherever we discover you,

we cure it.

00:19:33,382 --> 00:19:35,717

You said yourself

that life must be protected,

00:19:35,801 --> 00:19:37,511

even though sacrifice.

00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:39,805

You haven't changed your

mind about that.

00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:42,015

I can sense your thoughts.

00:19:42,099 --> 00:19:43,100

Morty?

00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:48,397

Um, before you go,

could you sing a...

00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:49,690

C-could you sing

for me again?

00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:51,608

Yes, Morty.

00:19:51,692 --> 00:19:54,611

♪ Cosmos without hatred ♪

00:19:54,695 --> 00:19:57,906

♪ Diamond stars

of cosmic light ♪

00:19:57,990 --> 00:20:02,744

♪ Quasars shine

through endless night ♪

00:20:02,828 --> 00:20:08,959

♪ And everything is one

in the beauty ♪

00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:11,753

♪ And now we

say goodbye ♪

00:20:11,837 --> 00:20:12,838

Aah!

00:20:14,089 --> 00:20:18,051

[Weakly]

Morty, why? Why?

00:20:18,135 --> 00:20:20,470

[Groaning]

00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:25,642

Goodbye.

00:20:26,435 --> 00:20:28,687

So, did you guys make out

a little bit?

00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:30,647

Is he gonna send you a postcard?

00:20:30,731 --> 00:20:33,609

Man, that guy hit the lottery

when he crossed paths with you.

00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:36,486

Morty, I know I picked on

your core beliefs

00:20:36,570 --> 00:20:37,905

and decision making a lot today,

00:20:37,988 --> 00:20:39,090

but I am glad that you insisted

00:20:39,114 --> 00:20:40,741

on getting that Fart home.

00:20:40,824 --> 00:20:42,010

You know, at least

all the death and destruction

00:20:42,034 --> 00:20:43,827

wasn't for nothing, you know?

00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:46,496

You miss your Fart friend, huh?

00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:48,141

Well, I got a little surprise

for you, buddy.

00:20:48,165 --> 00:20:49,845

While you were gone,

I found a new wormhole

00:20:49,917 --> 00:20:51,853

with millions of beings just

like him on the other side,

00:20:51,877 --> 00:20:53,062

and they're all coming to visit.

00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:54,630

What?!

Rick, no! You can't!

00:20:54,713 --> 00:20:55,940

Too late, Morty.

The hole's opening.

00:20:55,964 --> 00:20:57,341

No, Rick!

You don't understand.

00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:58,425

[Farts]

00:20:59,051 --> 00:21:01,251

There's... there's a lot more

where that came from, too.

00:21:04,014 --> 00:21:05,599

[Indistinct conversations]

00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:07,142

Hey, hey, bro, how many people

00:21:07,225 --> 00:21:09,061

was your Morty responsible

for killing today?

00:21:09,144 --> 00:21:11,104

None. We chilled

at Blips and Chitz all day.

00:21:11,188 --> 00:21:12,522

Ain't that right, homey?

00:21:12,606 --> 00:21:14,775

Darn right, bro!

"Roy" rules!

00:21:14,858 --> 00:21:15,859

[laughter]

00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:17,194

Must be nice.

00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:19,613

Hey, Morty, there's our Jerry.

00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:22,074

Mm! I missed you.

Hey, Rick.

00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:23,283

Glad you're safe, Jerry.

00:21:23,367 --> 00:21:25,994

What do you say we go home?

- I'd like that.

00:21:26,078 --> 00:21:28,080

Hey, wait.

Uh, do you have 5126?

00:21:28,163 --> 00:21:30,666

Uh, I'm not sure.

Morty.

00:21:30,749 --> 00:21:32,626

Uh, that's

a Blips and Chitz ticket.

00:21:32,709 --> 00:21:34,503

- What?!

- [scoffs] Way to go, Morty.

00:21:34,586 --> 00:21:35,754

Eh, whatever.

00:21:35,837 --> 00:21:37,756

- Uh, w-wait. What?

- Uh, w-wait. What?

00:21:37,839 --> 00:21:39,479

Come on, Jerry. All right.

Come on, Jerry.

00:21:39,967 --> 00:21:42,552

♪♪

00:22:10,831 --> 00:22:13,125

Are you tired

of the same daily droll?

00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:15,419

Well, get on over

to Blips and Chitz!

00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:17,379

We got, uh, one game.

00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:18,797

We got a whole bunch

ofgames here.

00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:21,341

You can... we got

Chabos and Flobos,

00:22:21,425 --> 00:22:22,676

and you can shoot things!

00:22:22,759 --> 00:22:24,886

Get over here!

Play the games!

00:22:24,970 --> 00:22:26,847

Uh, use your flerbos

to get tickets!

00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:29,099

"Roy 2" just got here.

00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:31,393

Get over here at Jitz and Chitz!

00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:33,103

It's the coolest place

in the world.

00:22:33,186 --> 00:22:34,104

[laughs]

00:22:34,187 --> 00:22:35,507

Uh, I get to be

in the commercial!

00:22:37,649 --> 00:22:38,649

[Shouting]

00:22:39,151 --> 00:22:40,271

MAN:

Did you get any of that?

00:22:40,652 --> 00:22:42,252

MAN: [Italian accent]

It's a good show.

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is gonna be really liberating.

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You know, you're gonna be free

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to go on all kinds of errands for me.

- Cool.

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See that planet right there?

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Don't fly too close

to that planet.

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Someone will come out and

try to wash your windshield.

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Hold on.

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Yeah?

Yeah, I have it.

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Where do you want to meet?

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All right, cool.

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All right, Morty, lesson's over.

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We got some business

to attend to

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a few light minutes

south of here.

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Oh, you still use

south in space?

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Whoa! Jesus, Jerry!

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What the hell

are you doing here?!

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What are you talking about?

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We agreed a boy's father

should be present

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when he's learning to drive.

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I guess I remember that.

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Wow. And you've just been

back there this whole time?

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Amazing.

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Well, we don't have time

to take him to Earth, Morty.

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Head for 3924917.

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Cool!

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Looks like I'm coming along

for an adventure!

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Yep.

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This is where we're going?

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Nope.

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This is.

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You can park in

a handicap spot, Morty.

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Anything with

less than eight limbs

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is considered disabled here.

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Well, look at this fella.

Aren't you handsome?

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Thank you.

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- I'm Jerry.

- Oh, I know you are.

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Did you come here

in a spaceship?

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I'm traveling with my son

and father-in-law.

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W-wait.

Are they coming?

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Oh, they'll be back soon.

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What?!

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I don't know how this works!

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Help me!

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What the hell?!

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I know, right?

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Oh, what the hell?!

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I know, right?

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Jerryboree!?

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You created

a day care for my Dad?

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Are you kidding?

I wish I had this idea.

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Well, I did have this idea,

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but I wish I was the version

of me that owned it.

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That guy's rich.

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Don't forget to check

the reason for your drop-off.

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Trust me, Morty, I've heard

stories from other Ricks.

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Jerrys don't tend to last

five minutes off of earth.

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This is a totally unregistered

cross-temporal asteroid.

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Here, they can romp and

play with other Jerrys.

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He couldn't be safer.

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Hey, Morty, hang on to this.

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That number's your dad.

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If you lose it, we're not gonna

be able to get him back.

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♪♪

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♪♪

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- Okay, wait here.

- I want to come with.

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Don't come with.

It's boring.

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It's...

It's business stuff.

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What kind of business

do you do in a garage?

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You know, this seems

a little shady.

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Right, yeah, like nothing

shady ever happened

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in a fully furnished office?

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You ever hear

about Wall Street, Morty?

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Y-you know

what those guys do

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in... in...

In their fancy boardrooms?

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They take their balls

and they dip them in cocaine

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and wipe them

all over each other.

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You know, Grandpa goes around,

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and he does

his business in public,

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because Grandpa isn't shady.

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Aw, crap.

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Hey, what's up?

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Hey, Rick!

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Here you go...

3,000 flerbos.

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Do you have the weapon?

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C-can we please?

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This is my grandson, Morty.

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Oh, hi, Morty.

I'm Krombopulos Michael.

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I'm an assassin.

I buy guns from your grandpa.

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Here. Go away.

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Ooh! Yeah,

this looks deadly.

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So, this shoots antimatter?

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My target can't be killed

with regular matter.

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Nice to meet you, Morty.

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Listen, if you ever need

anybody murdered,

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please give me a call.

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- I'm very discreet.

- You're g-giving him a card?!

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I have no code of ethics.

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I will kill anyone, anywhere...

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Children, animals, old people...

Doesn't matter.

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I just love killing.

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You sell weapons

to killers for money?

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You've got what

the intergalactic call

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a very planetary

mind-set, Morty.

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It's more complicated out here.

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These are flerbos.

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Do you understand what

two humans can accomplish

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with 3,000 of these?

- Uh, what?

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An entire afternoon

at Blips and Chitz!

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Oh, this place is the best.

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It's got beer, games, prizes,

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and you can never tell

what time it is.

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You sold a gun to a murderer

so you could play video games?!

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Yeah, sure, I mean, if you spend

all day shuffling words around,

00:04:03,703 --> 00:04:05,580

you can make anything

sound bad, Morty.

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Here, check this out.

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Aah!

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Roy, what's wrong?

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I had a nightmare.

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I was with an old man.

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He put a helmet on me.

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It's just a fever.

Get some sleep.

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I don't want you

missing school on Monday.

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I want you kids

to look around you today

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and think about your future.

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Now is the time in your life

when anything is possible.

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Spiraling perfectly!

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It's gonna be caught

by Roy Parsons!

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Roy Parsons is at the 20!

00:04:33,733 --> 00:04:34,776

Now he's at the 10!

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Nothing can stop

Roy "The Rocket"!

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- Touchdown!

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I just think

it's time to get realistic.

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Have you talked to my father

about the Carpet Store?

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Roy?

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Had we caught it sooner...

Well, hindsight is 20/20, Roy.

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What's important

is that we move quickly.

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I'm not ready to die.

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You're not going to.

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Yeah!

Whoo! Yeah!

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Hey, thanks for the carpet, Roy.

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Hey, Roy, you pulled

those Persian off-white shags

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for the clearance sale?

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Whoa. Sh...

Shit!

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Oh!

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Whoa! What the hell?!

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W-w-where am I?!

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- What in the hell?!

- 55 years. Not bad, Morty.

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You kind of wasted

your 30s, though,

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with that

whole bird-watching phase.

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W-where's my wife?!

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Morty, you were just

playing a game.

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It's called "Roy."

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Snap out of it.

Come on.

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I'm Morty. You're Rick.

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Hey! You sold a gun

to a guy that kills people!

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Look at this...

You beat cancer,

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and then you went back

to work at the carpet store?

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Boo!

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D-don't dodge

the issue, Rick!

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Selling a gun to a hit man is

the same as pulling the trigger!

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It's also the same

as doing nothing.

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If Krombopulos Michael

wants someone dead,

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there's not a lot

anyone can do to stop him.

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That's why he does it

for a living.

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Now excuse me. It's time

to thrash your "Roy" score.

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You know, you could stop this

killing from happening, Rick!

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You know, you did a bad thing

selling that gun,

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but you could undo it

if you wanted.

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Uh-huh, yeah,

that's the difference

00:06:02,363 --> 00:06:03,698

between you and me, Morty.

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I never go back

to the carpet store.

00:06:05,199 --> 00:06:06,325

Holy shit!

00:06:06,409 --> 00:06:07,678

This guy's taking

Roy off the grid!

00:06:09,037 --> 00:06:11,056

This guy doesn't have a

social security number for Roy!

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Hi. I'm sorry.

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I think there was

a misunderstanding.

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I'm an adult and would like

to go home, please.

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Well, of course.

Right through that tube.

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Unbelievable.

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You're doing great.

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I know how to crawl in a tube.

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Come on.

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Oh.

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This is harder than it looks.

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Whoa!

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- Marco?

- Polo!

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Marco?

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Come find me.

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Marco?

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You guys are enjoying this?

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Don't you feel

a little patronized?

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How so?

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- Jerry!

- Beth.

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Oh, come on.

This is ridiculous.

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I love you, Jerry.

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Aw, Beth.

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Who wants to come watch

"Midnight Run"

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with Director's commentary on?

00:07:01,047 --> 00:07:02,465

- Yeah!

- Definitely.

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First one there gets to adjust

the picture setting!

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The factory tint

setting is always too high!

00:07:07,804 --> 00:07:08,805

Out of my way.

00:07:08,888 --> 00:07:10,288

The tint setting

is always too high.

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♪♪

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Oh, boy.

Here I go killing again.

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Aah!

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Aah!

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- Arh!

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Aah!

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- Aah!

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You ha ve arrived

at Krombopulos Michael.

00:08:04,652 --> 00:08:06,279

Your destination is below.

00:08:06,362 --> 00:08:08,698

We're all out

of off-white Persian.

00:08:09,615 --> 00:08:11,617

Oh, man!

W-w-what have I done?!

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- Drop the gun.

- You don't understand!

00:08:13,411 --> 00:08:14,691

This guy was gonna kill someone!

00:08:14,745 --> 00:08:16,455

I guess that makes two of us.

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Aah!

00:08:19,458 --> 00:08:20,626

What are you doing, Morty?

00:08:20,710 --> 00:08:22,146

This is a Galactic

Federation outpost!

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Look, I don't have time

to tell you my entire backstory,

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but Grandpa and government

don't get along.

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He saved my life.

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- What?

- Huh?! Whoa!

00:08:29,385 --> 00:08:31,762

Are you

Krombopulos Michael's target?

00:08:31,846 --> 00:08:32,972

W-what's your name?

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My kind has no use for names.

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I communicate through what

you call "Jessica's Feet"...

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No, "Telepathy."

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Oh, good job, Morty.

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Y-you killed

my best customer,

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but you saved

a mind-reading Fart.

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I like this name...

Fart.

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Morty, would you

kindly release me

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by pulling that lever

to the left of my cell?

00:08:51,657 --> 00:08:53,492

I am in great pain.

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Morty, don't do it.

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Morty...

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- Morty, you idiot.

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Oh, crap.

Let's get you out of here!

00:09:00,499 --> 00:09:02,102

We can't get him out of here.

He's gaseous.

00:09:02,126 --> 00:09:03,966

He's not gonna make it

through a portal, Morty.

00:09:04,045 --> 00:09:05,939

Well, then, I guess we're all

getting in the car.

00:09:05,963 --> 00:09:07,298

Right, uh...

- Fart.

00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:09,091

No! Just...

J-just get in the car!

00:09:09,175 --> 00:09:10,176

Morty, come on.

00:09:10,259 --> 00:09:11,653

I want to go back

to Blips and Chitz.

00:09:11,677 --> 00:09:12,779

I don't want to deal with this.

00:09:12,803 --> 00:09:14,031

Rick, you've been clear

on the fact

00:09:14,055 --> 00:09:15,699

that you don't want to help,

so just go away.

00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:17,350

More are coming.

00:09:17,433 --> 00:09:19,310

Screw this. I'm out.

00:09:22,688 --> 00:09:25,191

Whoa!

Come on, come on!

00:09:25,274 --> 00:09:28,152

Get out of the vehicle made

of garbage or we will open fire!

00:09:29,278 --> 00:09:30,529

Um, um, um, um!

00:09:30,613 --> 00:09:31,906

Open fire!

00:09:31,989 --> 00:09:33,241

Aah!

00:09:42,041 --> 00:09:46,796

Stupid-ass, Fart-saving,

carpet-store motherfucker. Move!

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Wait, did you fuck

with my seat settings?

00:09:51,092 --> 00:09:52,927

More are coming.

00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:55,263

Rick!

00:09:55,346 --> 00:09:56,472

Yeah, yeah.

00:10:04,272 --> 00:10:06,649

Your geldon convertor

is pretty dinged up.

00:10:06,732 --> 00:10:09,610

That's because my grandson

drives like a male Obravadian.

00:10:09,694 --> 00:10:12,196

Yeah, I said it... some

stereotypes are based in fact.

00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:14,615

Actually, it's because

of years of neglect.

00:10:14,699 --> 00:10:17,034

You really need to respect

your gears, Rick.

00:10:17,118 --> 00:10:18,637

To you, they're just

wheels with teeth,

00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:20,788

but in my culture,

wars have been fought...

00:10:20,871 --> 00:10:22,581

So I've heard.

Just fix it.

00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:24,583

I don't think the Gromflamites

can track us now,

00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:26,627

but it looks like we're gonna

be here for a while.

00:10:26,711 --> 00:10:29,380

Or, you know, if you still have

that gun K. Michael dropped,

00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:31,257

we could finish the job

and go home.

00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:33,050

You do understand

I'm telepathic, right

00:10:33,134 --> 00:10:34,343

I'm being polite.

00:10:34,427 --> 00:10:36,220

Rick, we're taking him back

where he belongs.

00:10:36,304 --> 00:10:37,680

Oh, yeah? Where's that?

00:10:37,763 --> 00:10:39,324

Are you going on a quest

to find he who smelt it?

00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:41,726

I came here

accidentally through a wormhole

00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:44,895

located in what you call

"Get out of my head, Fart.

00:10:44,979 --> 00:10:47,189

I know you're in here.

La-la-la-la..."

00:10:47,273 --> 00:10:49,984

No, in what you call

the Promethean Nebula.

00:10:50,067 --> 00:10:53,154

Oh, great. Just a hop, skip,

and an 800-light-year jump.

00:10:53,237 --> 00:10:55,656

You know, you can leave

anytime you want, Rick.

00:10:55,740 --> 00:10:57,592

Whatever you want to do, you

little punk-ass little bitch.

00:10:57,616 --> 00:10:58,909

Thank you, Morty.

00:10:58,993 --> 00:11:01,746

You are not like other

carbon-based life-forms.

00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:04,206

You put the value of all

life above your own.

00:11:04,290 --> 00:11:05,750

It's how things should be.

00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:06,876

It's how they could be.

00:11:06,959 --> 00:11:09,086

I could not agree more.

00:11:09,170 --> 00:11:11,881

♪ The worlds can be

one together ♪

00:11:11,964 --> 00:11:14,675

♪ Cosmos without hatred ♪

00:11:14,759 --> 00:11:18,429

♪ Stars like diamonds

in your eyes ♪

00:11:21,807 --> 00:11:23,642

♪ The ground

can be space ♪

00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:27,021

♪ Space, space,

space, space ♪

00:11:27,104 --> 00:11:32,443

♪ With feet marching towards

a peaceful sky ♪

00:11:34,028 --> 00:11:38,699

♪ All the moon men

want things their way ♪

00:11:39,992 --> 00:11:44,413

♪ But we make sure

they see the sun ♪

00:11:46,415 --> 00:11:51,420

♪ Goodbye, moon men ♪

00:11:52,129 --> 00:11:58,344

♪ You say goodbye,

moon men ♪

00:11:58,427 --> 00:12:00,763

♪ Goodbye... ♪

00:12:00,846 --> 00:12:02,139

Shut the fuck up about moon men!

00:12:02,223 --> 00:12:03,432

This isn't a musical number.

00:12:03,516 --> 00:12:05,101

This is a fucking operation.

00:12:05,184 --> 00:12:07,436

We got to be cool

and fucking lay low.

00:12:10,356 --> 00:12:12,066

Duck, duck, birdie?

00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:14,527

That's very funny!

00:12:15,444 --> 00:12:17,071

Here comes another funny.

00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:21,784

Oh, this place is great.

00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:24,078

I almost wish I could stay

longer than one day.

00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:25,413

You just might.

00:12:25,496 --> 00:12:26,539

W-what do you mean?

00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:30,876

These are the Jerrys whose Ricks

and Mortys never came back.

00:12:35,464 --> 00:12:37,091

They live here now.

00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:38,175

Uh.

00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:52,398

No gear-turnings as of yet

in the curious case

00:12:52,481 --> 00:12:54,442

of these unidentified

humanoid fugitives,

00:12:54,525 --> 00:12:56,986

reportedly at large somewhere

within the gear system.

00:12:57,069 --> 00:12:58,237

Son of a...

00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,197

Why were the Gromflamites

holding you prisoner?

00:13:00,281 --> 00:13:01,949

What the fuck

is so valuable about you?

00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:04,410

I am no more valuable

than life itself.

00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:07,538

However, I am able to alter

the composition of atoms,

00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:08,831

like this.

00:13:09,915 --> 00:13:11,542

That was oxygen.

00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:13,544

I added 71 protons to it.

00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:16,547

Terrific.

The Fart that pooped gold.

00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:18,799

No wonder every cop in

the system is looking for us.

00:13:18,883 --> 00:13:20,593

Any species that gets

a hold of this thing

00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:22,428

is gonna use it

to take over the galaxy.

00:13:22,511 --> 00:13:24,591

You know how inconvenient

that's gonna be to my work?

00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:29,727

Somebody dropped the dime on us.

00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:30,810

Gearhead!

00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:32,021

I'm sorry, Rick.

00:13:32,104 --> 00:13:34,356

The reward on your head

is too high.

00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:35,733

And like you always say,

00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:37,860

you got to look out

for number one.

00:13:37,943 --> 00:13:39,570

Number one is me, asshole!

00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:40,988

You're supposed to be my friend!

00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:44,241

Friend?!

Do you even know my real name?

00:13:44,325 --> 00:13:47,036

It's Revolio Clockberg Junior.

00:13:47,119 --> 00:13:49,663

I belong to an entire

species of gear people.

00:13:49,747 --> 00:13:50,998

Calling me "Gearhead"

00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:54,168

is like calling

a Chinese person "Asia face."

00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:55,461

No! Not twigs!

00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:02,259

Two things I want to make clear

to everybody in this room...

00:14:02,343 --> 00:14:04,386

Never betray me,

and it's time to go.

00:14:09,517 --> 00:14:10,392

Nobody move!

00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:13,979

Oh, my god.

Are those...

00:14:16,607 --> 00:14:18,776

♪♪

00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:36,269

Hey, Morty, remember

when you said

00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:38,254

selling a gun was as bad

as pulling the trigger?

00:14:38,337 --> 00:14:39,648

How do you feel

about all these people

00:14:39,672 --> 00:14:41,691

that are getting killed today

because of your choices?

00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:43,133

I did the right thing, Rick!

00:14:43,217 --> 00:14:45,511

- Tell that to Gearhead's gearsticles.

- You did that!

00:14:45,594 --> 00:14:47,930

Wrong! I'd be playing

"Roy" right now.

00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:50,307

At a certain point,

my hands are tied, Morty.

00:14:53,394 --> 00:14:55,062

I can't believe Rick did this.

00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:57,231

This is the eighth to the last straw.

- Ante up.

00:14:57,314 --> 00:14:58,732

You know what?

Screw it!

00:14:58,816 --> 00:15:00,651

I have a better gamble

for you guys.

00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:03,654

I say we escape.

00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:06,031

If you want to leave, you can

just go out the front door.

00:15:06,115 --> 00:15:08,117

You think we're kept here

against our will?

00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,827

That would be illegal.

00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:12,913

But if you can leave,

then why are you still here?

00:15:12,997 --> 00:15:15,374

Same reason as you.

00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:16,875

We're Jerrys.

00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:20,170

I'm leaving.

00:15:20,254 --> 00:15:22,923

Okay, then.

That was always allowed.

00:15:23,007 --> 00:15:24,341

♪♪

00:15:29,555 --> 00:15:31,056

Morty, take the wheel!

00:15:32,016 --> 00:15:33,016

- Whoa!

- Whoa!

00:15:33,058 --> 00:15:34,143

Geez!

Damn it, Morty!

00:15:34,226 --> 00:15:35,453

Who taught you

to fly this thing?

00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:37,271

I'm kidding.

I know that's on me.

00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:39,148

Um, Rick!

00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:40,231

Shit.

00:15:40,274 --> 00:15:41,317

Well, I guess this is it.

00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,319

Morty, crack the window.

00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:52,411

I wonder why Greg is always

so critical of my girlfriend.

00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:55,122

Well, he'd probably like

to have me to himself.

00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:56,498

That's how friends are.

00:15:56,582 --> 00:16:00,044

Or does he want her to himself?

00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:02,880

♪ The worlds can be

one together ♪

00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:05,966

♪ Cosmos without hatred ♪

00:16:06,050 --> 00:16:09,845

♪ Stars like diamonds

in your eyes ♪

00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:12,014

My life is a fucking joke!

00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:17,102

♪ Goodbye,

moon men ♪

00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:24,401

♪ You say goodbye,

moon men ♪

00:16:24,485 --> 00:16:30,991

♪ Goodbye,

moon men ♪

00:16:34,078 --> 00:16:36,080

All right.

Let's proceed.

00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:37,206

Damn.

00:16:37,289 --> 00:16:39,166

Can't blame that on the dog.

00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:40,584

Talk about silent but deadly.

00:16:40,668 --> 00:16:42,336

I-I've seen

some nerve gas,

00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:44,630

but that...

This gas got nerve!

00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:46,113

You know what I'm saying?

00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:47,692

- Are you done?

- I'll let you know, Morty.

00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:49,343

Gone with the wind!

Am I right?!

00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:51,095

If you don't like

that one, Morty,

00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:53,472

an alt on that could be, like,

if I said "Gasablanca"!

00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:54,640

All right, I'm done.

00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:57,393

Let's get

to the Promethean Nebula,

00:16:57,476 --> 00:16:59,228

so my grandson can

finish saving a life!

00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,405

Glagga blag blag.

00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:11,490

Um, Earth, please?

00:17:14,493 --> 00:17:16,120

Is this...

Do I pay?

00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:17,246

Agga blag blag blag!

00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:21,333

Oh, I'm sorry, sorry!

00:17:22,626 --> 00:17:25,129

Ohh.

00:17:25,629 --> 00:17:26,672

Hmm.

00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:27,673

Mm, hey.

00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:29,091

Aah!

00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:31,510

Agga blag blag?

00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:32,678

Oh, uh, hey. What?

00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:34,388

- Agga blag!

- Uh, what do you want?

00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:36,306

- Agga blag blag...

- Ohh!

00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:37,433

Uh...

00:18:00,664 --> 00:18:03,667

Hey. Are you the one

that left?

00:18:05,461 --> 00:18:06,545

I get it.

00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:08,505

It's a...

It's a hassle out there.

00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:11,175

Right?

And who needs that?

00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:12,468

- Right?

- Right?

00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:14,303

- Not me.

- Who needs that?

00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:15,304

Ho, ho! Not us.

00:18:15,387 --> 00:18:16,722

Uh, who are you?

00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:19,308

Oh, excuse me.

Paul Fleischman.

00:18:19,391 --> 00:18:20,768

Infinite timelines.

00:18:20,851 --> 00:18:22,311

In some of them, Beth remarries.

00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:23,395

- Geez.

- Don't worry.

00:18:23,479 --> 00:18:24,772

I treat Beth very well,

00:18:24,855 --> 00:18:26,857

and I do not overstep

my bounds with Morty.

00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:29,735

Every kid needs a dad,

but there's no replacing you.

00:18:29,818 --> 00:18:31,458

Hey, you want to

give us a hand with this?

00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:33,339

We're trying to figure out

how to get the sound

00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:34,883

coming through the stereo

instead of the TV.

00:18:34,907 --> 00:18:36,492

I-I-It's very difficult.

00:18:36,575 --> 00:18:38,827

Oh! Uh, well,

is there an aux input?

00:18:38,911 --> 00:18:41,163

We tried that, but there's

two different colors.

00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:42,623

But there's

two different colors.

00:18:47,795 --> 00:18:50,839

The wormhole is

70 of what you call "meters"

00:18:50,923 --> 00:18:53,342

what you call "North"

of what you call "Here."

00:18:53,425 --> 00:18:56,345

Fine. Morty, take your Fart to

his hole and say your goodbyes.

00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:59,306

I'm gonna find some fuel

and take a big, fat Morty.

00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:01,809

That's my new word for shit

because of today's events.

00:19:01,892 --> 00:19:03,936

♪♪

00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:09,691

Here it is.

00:19:09,775 --> 00:19:12,361

This should take me

back to my kind.

00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:14,905

I'm gonna miss you, um, Fart.

00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:16,657

I'm really sorry

your name became Fart.

00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:19,326

- I will be back soon, Morty.

- Really?

00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:21,954

After I return to the others

with this location,

00:19:22,037 --> 00:19:23,914

we will be back

for your cleansing.

00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:25,707

Um, cleansing?

00:19:25,791 --> 00:19:28,710

Carbon-based life

is a threat to all higher life.

00:19:28,794 --> 00:19:31,255

To us, you are

what you would call a disease.

00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:33,298

Wherever we discover you,

we cure it.

00:19:33,382 --> 00:19:35,717

You said yourself

that life must be protected,

00:19:35,801 --> 00:19:37,511

even though sacrifice.

00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:39,805

You haven't changed your

mind about that.

00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:42,015

I can sense your thoughts.

00:19:42,099 --> 00:19:43,100

Morty?

00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:48,397

Um, before you go,

could you sing a...

00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:49,690

C-could you sing

for me again?

00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:51,608

Yes, Morty.

00:19:51,692 --> 00:19:54,611

♪ Cosmos without hatred ♪

00:19:54,695 --> 00:19:57,906

♪ Diamond stars

of cosmic light ♪

00:19:57,990 --> 00:20:02,744

♪ Quasars shine

through endless night ♪

00:20:02,828 --> 00:20:08,959

♪ And everything is one

in the beauty ♪

00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:11,753

♪ And now we

say goodbye ♪

00:20:11,837 --> 00:20:12,838

Aah!

00:20:14,089 --> 00:20:18,051

Morty, why? Why?

00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:25,642

Goodbye.

00:20:26,435 --> 00:20:28,687

So, did you guys make out

a little bit?

00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:30,647

Is he gonna send you a postcard?

00:20:30,731 --> 00:20:33,609

Man, that guy hit the lottery

when he crossed paths with you.

00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:36,486

Morty, I know I picked on

your core beliefs

00:20:36,570 --> 00:20:37,905

and decision making a lot today,

00:20:37,988 --> 00:20:39,090

but I am glad that you insisted

00:20:39,114 --> 00:20:40,741

on getting that Fart home.

00:20:40,824 --> 00:20:42,010

You know, at least

all the death and destruction

00:20:42,034 --> 00:20:43,827

wasn't for nothing, you know?

00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:46,496

You miss your Fart friend, huh?

00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:48,141

Well, I got a little surprise

for you, buddy.

00:20:48,165 --> 00:20:49,845

While you were gone,

I found a new wormhole

00:20:49,917 --> 00:20:51,853

with millions of beings just

like him on the other side,

00:20:51,877 --> 00:20:53,062

and they're all coming to visit.

00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:54,630

What?!

Rick, no! You can't!

00:20:54,713 --> 00:20:55,940

Too late, Morty.

The hole's opening.

00:20:55,964 --> 00:20:57,341

No, Rick!

You don't understand.

00:20:59,051 --> 00:21:01,251

There's... there's a lot more

where that came from, too.

00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:07,142

Hey, hey, bro, how many people

00:21:07,225 --> 00:21:09,061

was your Morty responsible

for killing today?

00:21:09,144 --> 00:21:11,104

None. We chilled

at Blips and Chitz all day.

00:21:11,188 --> 00:21:12,522

Ain't that right, homey?

00:21:12,606 --> 00:21:14,775

Darn right, bro!

"Roy" rules!

00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:17,194

Must be nice.

00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:19,613

Hey, Morty, there's our Jerry.

00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:22,074

Mm! I missed you.

Hey, Rick.

00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:23,283

Glad you're safe, Jerry.

00:21:23,367 --> 00:21:25,994

What do you say we go home?

- I'd like that.

00:21:26,078 --> 00:21:28,080

Hey, wait.

Uh, do you have 5126?

00:21:28,163 --> 00:21:30,666

Uh, I'm not sure.

Morty.

00:21:30,749 --> 00:21:32,626

Uh, that's

a Blips and Chitz ticket.

00:21:32,709 --> 00:21:34,503

- What?!

- Way to go, Morty.

00:21:34,586 --> 00:21:35,754

Eh, whatever.

00:21:35,837 --> 00:21:37,756

- Uh, w-wait. What?

- Uh, w-wait. What?

00:21:37,839 --> 00:21:39,479

Come on, Jerry. All right.

Come on, Jerry.

00:21:39,967 --> 00:21:42,552

♪♪

00:22:10,831 --> 00:22:13,125

Are you tired

of the same daily droll?

00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:15,419

Well, get on over

to Blips and Chitz!

00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:17,379

We got, uh, one game.

00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:18,797

We got a whole bunch

ofgames here.

00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:21,341

You can... we got

Chabos and Flobos,

00:22:21,425 --> 00:22:22,676

and you can shoot things!

00:22:22,759 --> 00:22:24,886

Get over here!

Play the games!

00:22:24,970 --> 00:22:26,847

Uh, use your flerbos

to get tickets!

00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:29,099

"Roy 2" just got here.

00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:31,393

Get over here at Jitz and Chitz!

00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:33,103

It's the coolest place

in the world.

00:22:34,187 --> 00:22:35,507

Uh, I get to be

in the commercial!

00:22:39,151 --> 00:22:40,271

Did you get any of that?

00:22:40,652 --> 00:22:42,252

It's a good show.

00:00:04,095 --> 00:00:07,095

Сможешь летать куда хочешь вместо меня.

00:00:07,295 --> 00:00:07,632

Классно.

00:00:07,832 --> 00:00:09,800

Видишь ту планету? Близко

к ней не подлетай, а то

00:00:09,812 --> 00:00:11,832

кто-нибудь выскочит тебе

лобовое стекло протирать.

00:00:12,825 --> 00:00:13,825

Погоди.

00:00:14,548 --> 00:00:17,982

Да. Да всё при мне. Где хочешь встретиться?

Ладно, добро.

00:00:18,182 --> 00:00:22,710

Ну всё, Морти, урок окончен. Надо тут в

паре световых минут севернее дела уладить.

00:00:22,910 --> 00:00:24,270

О, в космосе тоже есть север?

00:00:24,470 --> 00:00:26,971

Господи, Джерри, какого

хера ты тут делаешь?

00:00:27,171 --> 00:00:29,016

Ты о чём, мы же говорили

о том что отец сына

00:00:29,028 --> 00:00:30,803

должен быть рядом когда

тот учится водить.

00:00:31,003 --> 00:00:35,017

Вроде что-то припоминаю. Ого, и ты

был там всё это время? Удивительно.

00:00:35,217 --> 00:00:39,733

У нас нет времени чтобы вернуть его на

землю, Морти. Направляемся в 3924917.

00:00:39,933 --> 00:00:42,901

Круто. Похоже я поучаствую в приключении.

00:00:43,101 --> 00:00:44,101

Ага.

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Сюда мы направлялись?

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Нет... сюда.

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Можешь припарковаться на месте

для инвалидов, Морти. Все

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у кого меньше 8 конечностей

считаются здесь инвалидами.

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Ой смотрите-ка кто тут у нас.

Какой милашка.

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Спасибо, я Джерри.

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Я знаю это. Ты прилетел сюда

на космическом корабле?

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Я путешествую со своим сыном и тестем.

Стоп, а они идут?

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О, они скоро вернутся.

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Что?

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Я не понимаю как это работает. Помогите.

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Чё за фигня?

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И я о том-же.

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Чё за фигня?

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И я о том-же.

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Нудный Джерри? Ты создал

садик для моего отца?

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Шутишь? Я хотел бы чтобы это была моя идея.

Ну, это моя идея, но я хотел

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бы быть той версией себя, которому

она принадлежит. Этот парень богат.

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Не забудьте пометить причины

по которым оставляете.

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Поверь мне, Морти, я

слышал истории от других

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Риков, Джерри и 5 минут

не протянет вне Земли.

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Это незарегистрированный

межпространственный астероид. Тут они

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могут бегать, играть с другими

Джерри, безопасней и быть не может.

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Эй, Морти, держи, это номер твоего отца,

если потеряешь мы не сможем его забрать.

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Ладно, подожди тут.

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Я тоже хочу пойти.

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Не ходи, это скучно, это деловые штуки.

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И что за дела у тебя в гараже?

Что-то ты мутишь.

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Типа в обставленных

офисах ничего мутного не

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происходит. Слышал про

Уолл стрит, Морти?

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Знаешь чем они занимаются в

своих модных конференц залах?

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Берут свои яйца, макают в

кокаин, трут друг о друга...

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Понимаешь дед приходит и делает свои

дела на людях, потому что дед не мутный.

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Блин. Эй, как дела?

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Эй, Рик. Держи, 3000 флурбов.

Оружие принёс?

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Можт не надо... это мой внук, Морти.

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Привет, Морти. Я Кромбопулус Майкл. Я

убийца, покупаю оружие у твоего деда.

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Вот, уходи.

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Ооо, да, выглядит смертельно.

Это стреляет антиматерией?

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Моя цель не может быть

уничтожена обычной материей.

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Рад знакомству, Морти.

Слушай, если тебе

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когда-нибудь понадобится кого-то убить.

Позвони мне.

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Ты чё дал ему визитку?

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Я очень тактичен и без кодекса

чести, я убью кого угодно, где

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угодно: дети, животные, старики, не важно.

Я просто люблю убивать.

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Ты продаёшь оружие убийцам за деньги.

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У тебя, как в межгалактике говорят,

очень планетарное мышление, Морти.

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Всё тут не так просто,

эти флурбы, знаешь что 2

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человека могут сделать с

целыми тремя тысячами?

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Что?

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Провести весь вечер в Блипс энд Читз!!!

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Это офигенное место. Тут

есть пиво, игры, призы,

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никогда не догадаешься

сколько сейчас времени.

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Ты продаешь оружие убийце

чтобы поиграть в видеоигры?

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Да, конечно, если весь

день переставлять слова

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можно что угодно выставить

в плохом свете, Морти.

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Вот, зацени.

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Рой, что случилось?

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Мне приснился кошмар, я был со стариком.

Он одел на меня шлем.

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Это просто жар. Высыпайся, я не хочу

чтобы ты пропустил школу в понедельник.

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Я хочу, ребят, чтобы вы оглянулись

сегодня и задумались о своём

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будущем. Сейчас то время вашей

жизни когда всё возможно.

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Дальняя передача вперёд. Это будет

Рой Парсон. Рой Парсон на 20.

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Теперь уже на 10. Ничто не

остановит Роя Ракету. Тачдаун!!!

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Мне просто кажется настало

время назвать вещи своими

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именами. Ты говорил с моим

отцом о магазине ковров? Рой?

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[РАСПРОДАЖА]

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Анализы резко отличаются

от предыдущих, Рой.

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Это значит что нам важно

действовать быстро.

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Я не готов умереть.

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Ты не умрёшь.

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[РАК НЕ ПОБЕДИТ РАКЕТУ!]

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Спасибо за ковёр, Рой.

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[ЛУЧШИЙ ПАПА В МИРЕ]

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Эй, Рой, ты положил персидский к турецким?

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[ИГРА ОКОНЧЕНА]

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А? Чё за фигня? Гггде я? Что за хрень?

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55 лет, неплохо, Морти. Хотя ты потратил

свои 30-е на наблюдения за птицами.

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Где моя жена?

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Морти, ты просто играл в игру, она

называется Рой. Давай, отходи уже.

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Я Морти, ты Рик. Эй, ты продал оружие

человеку который убивает людей.

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Смотри-ка, ты поборол рак и вернулся

к работе в магазине ковров?

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Не соскакивай с темы,

Рик, продать оружие

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убийце это то-же самое

что и спустить курок.

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Это то-же самое что ничего не делать.

Если Кромбопулус

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Майкл хочет кого-нибудь убить

его никто не остановит.

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Он этим на жизнь зарабатывает. Теперь

извини, пора побить твой счёт в Рое.

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Ты можешь остановить все эти убийства, Рик.

Ты много плохого сделал

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продав это оружие. Но ты можешь

всё исправить, если захочешь.

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Ага, в этом разница между

мной и тобой, Морти,

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я никогда не возвращаюсь

в магазин ковров.

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Фигасе, этот парень решил

дать Рою оторваться,

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у его Роя нет номера

социальной страховки.

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Извините, мне кажется

это какое-то

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недоразумение, я взрослый

могу я пойти домой?

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Конечно, прямо по этой трубе.

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Невероятно.

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Ты отлично справляешься.

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Я знаю как залезать в трубу.

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Давай.

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Это сложнее чем кажется.

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Марко.

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Поло.

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Марко.

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Давай найди меня.

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Марко.

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Вам ребята это нравится? Разве

вы не чувствуете эту... опеку?

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А как же.

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Джерри.

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Бэт.

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Да ладно, это смешно.

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Я люблю тебя, Джерри.

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О, Бэт.

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Кто хочет посмотреть "Успеть до полуночи"

с режиссёрскими комментариями?

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Да.

Определённо.

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Самый первый сможет настроить картинку.

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Заводская яркость всегда слишком высокая.

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Дайте пройти.

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Заводская яркость всегда слишком высокая.

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Ух ты, моё время убивать.

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Вы прибыли на... Кробопулос Майкл...

пункт назначения под Вами.

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Персидские у нас совсем закончились.

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Блин, что я наделал.

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Бросай оружие.

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Вы не понимаете, этот парень

собирался кого-то убить.

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Похоже мы оба хотим этого.

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Что ты делаешь, Морти. Это

застава Галактической федерации.

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Слушай, у меня нет времени

рассказывать тебе всю предысторию.

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Но дедушка с правительством не ладит.

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Ты спас мою жизнь.

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Что?

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Ты цель Кромбопулус Майкла. Как тебя зовут?

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Мой вид не использует имена.

Мы общаемся через то

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что вы называете тёлкины пятки.

Нет, телепатия.

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Отличная работа, Морти.

Ты убил моего лучшего

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клиента, но спас

читающий мысли пердёж.

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Мне нравится это имя - Пердёж.

Морти, не будешь ли ты так любезен

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освободить меня, потянув тот рычаг

слева от моей камеры. Я очень страдаю.

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Морти не делай этого.

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Морти.

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Морти, ты идиот.

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Вот чёрт, мы тебя вытащим.

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Мы не можем его вытащить, он газообразный,

он не пройдёт сквозь портал, Морти.

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Ну значит мы все поедем на машине.

Да? Ээээ...

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Пердёж.

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Нет, пппросто залезь в машину.

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Морти, хорош, я хочу вернутся в Блипс

энд Читз, я не хочу в это ввязываться.

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Ты ясно дал понять что не хочешь

помочь, так что просто отойди.

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К нам идут.

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Нахер это, я пошёл.

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Поднимайся, давай, давай.

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Покиньте транспорт сделанный из

мусора, или мы откроем огонь.

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Двай, двай, двай.

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Открыть огонь.

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Тупой уёбок из коврового магазина

спасающий пердежи. Двинься.

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Ты чё переебал мои настройки сиденья?

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К нам идут.

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Рик.

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Да, да.

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У тебя редуктор довольно сильно разбит.

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Это потому что мой внук

водит как мелоубравадиец. Я

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всегда говорил некоторые

стереотипы основаны на фактах.

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Вообще-то это из-за многих лет без ремонта.

Тебе стоило бы уважать свои механизмы,

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Рик. Для тебя это просто

коробка с колёсами,

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но в моей культуре

мы все настолько...

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Да пофиг, просто почини это.

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Мне кажется нас могут выследить, но похоже

нам придётся побыть здесь какое-то время.

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Знаешь, если то оружие

что Майкл обронил ещё у

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тебя, то мы можем закончить

работу и пойти домой.

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Ты же понимаешь что я телепат?

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Я не грубил.

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Рик, мы везём его домой.

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Да, и где это? Хочешь начать поиски

того кто разнюхает это место?

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Я попал сюда случайно

через червоточину, в том

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что вы называете

проваливай из моей головы,

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Пердёж, я знаю что ты

здесь, ла-ла-ла-ла-ла...

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Нет. В том что вы называете

Туманность Прометея.

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Отлично, плюнуть, дунуть и совершить

скачок на 9000 световых лет.

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Знаешь, можешь уйти когда хочешь, Рик.

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Так я и поступлю мелкий ублюдок.

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Спасибо, Морти, ты не такой

как другие углеродные

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формы жизни, ты ценишь все

формы жизни больше своей.

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Так и должно быть, могло бы быть.

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Я полностью согласен.

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Мир мог бы быть единым.

Пространством без ненависти.

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Звёзды, как алмазы в твоих глазах.

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Земля может стать, стать, стать...

Местом для мирного неба

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Лунные люди хотят чтобы всё было как они

хотят Но мы прощаемся чтобы увидеть солнце

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Пока, лунный человек

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Мы скажем пока, лунный человек

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Пока

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Хорош пиздеть про лунного человека,

это не музыкальное выступление,

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это, блядь, миссия, где нам

надо не ссать и не выёбываться.

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Кар - кар, пар?

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Очень смешно.

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Ещё один прикол.

00:12:20,036 --> 00:12:21,799

Это место великолепно.

00:12:21,999 --> 00:12:23,915

Я почти хочу остаться

больше чем на один день.

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Ты ещё можешь.

00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:26,864

Ты о чём?

00:12:28,190 --> 00:12:31,097

Это Джерри чьи Рики и Морти не вернулись.

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Теперь они здесь живут.

00:12:50,578 --> 00:12:52,566

На данный момент ни одна

шестерёнка не двинулась в

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любопытном деле этих неизвестных

человекообразных беглецов.

00:12:54,956 --> 00:12:57,612

Ранее сообщалось что они где-то

в шестерёночной системе.

00:12:57,812 --> 00:12:58,416

Твою мать...

00:12:58,616 --> 00:13:02,249

С чего это они так носятся за обычным

заключённым? Хули ты такой ценный?

00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:09,296

Я не ценнее жизни, но я могу менять

состав атомов, примерно так.

00:13:11,242 --> 00:13:14,400

Это был кислород. Я

добавил 71 протон к нему.

00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:17,006

Потрясающе, пердёж,

который срёт золотом. Не

00:13:17,018 --> 00:13:19,598

удивительно что каждый

мент в системе нас ищет.

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Любой вид который захватит эту

штуку, использует её для захвата

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Галактики. Знаешь какие неприятности

это принесёт моей работе?

00:13:28,777 --> 00:13:31,130

Кто-то о нас доложил. Шестерёнкоголовый.

00:13:31,330 --> 00:13:35,333

Прости Рик, награда за твою

голову слишком высока.

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И как ты говоришь, она

достанется первому.

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Номер один тут я, мудак. Ты

должен быть моим другом.

00:13:42,034 --> 00:13:45,770

Другом? Ты хоть знаешь моё

настоящее имя? Я Револио

00:13:45,782 --> 00:13:50,034

Клокберг младший, я принадлежу

к виду шестерёночных людей.

00:13:50,259 --> 00:13:54,006

Звать меня шестерёнкоголовый все равно

что звать китайца азиатоголовым.

00:13:54,206 --> 00:13:55,588

Нет, только не ветки.

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Я хочу чтобы все здесь уяснили две вещи:

никогда меня не предавайте и пора идти.

00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:10,960

Ни с места.

00:14:11,930 --> 00:14:14,574

Боже мой, это...

00:14:35,506 --> 00:14:38,794

Эй, Морти, помнишь ты говорил что продать

оружие это то-же самое что спустить курок?

00:14:38,818 --> 00:14:42,150

Как тебе то что всех этих людей

убивают из-за твоего выбора?

00:14:42,350 --> 00:14:43,514

Я поступил правильно, Рик.

00:14:43,714 --> 00:14:45,286

Скажи это шестерёнцам шестерёноголового.

00:14:45,310 --> 00:14:46,062

Ты это сделал.

00:14:46,262 --> 00:14:50,347

Неверно. Я бы играл сейчас в Роя. А в

таких условиях мои руки связаны, Морти.

00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:56,956

Мне не верится что Рик так

поступил, это последняя капля.

00:14:57,156 --> 00:14:57,949

Ещё одна?

00:14:58,149 --> 00:15:02,646

Знаете что, к чёрту это всё. У меня есть

игра получше, ребят. Я предлагаю сбежать.

00:15:04,152 --> 00:15:06,516

Если хочешь уйти, ты можешь

выйти через парадный вход.

00:15:06,716 --> 00:15:09,870

Думаешь нас тут держат против собственной

воли? Это было бы незаконно.

00:15:10,819 --> 00:15:12,916

Но, если вы можете уйти,

почему вы до сих пор тут?

00:15:13,116 --> 00:15:16,968

По той-же причине что и ты... Мы Джерри.

00:15:19,536 --> 00:15:20,536

Я ухожу.

00:15:20,617 --> 00:15:22,878

Ладно, это всегда разрешалось.

00:15:30,424 --> 00:15:31,424

Морти, держи руль.

00:15:33,124 --> 00:15:35,452

Чёрт побери, Морти. Кто учил

тебя летать на этой штуке?

00:15:35,652 --> 00:15:37,525

Шучу, я знаю что это я.

00:15:37,725 --> 00:15:38,744

Эм, Рик.

00:15:39,692 --> 00:15:41,606

Чёрт, ого. Ну походу это всё.

00:15:41,806 --> 00:15:43,670

Морти, открой окно.

00:15:49,550 --> 00:15:52,890

Интересно почему Грэг

всегда ругает мою подружку?

00:15:53,090 --> 00:15:56,868

Ну, может он хочет быть со мной

самим собой, на то мы и друзья.

00:15:57,068 --> 00:16:00,670

А может он хочет её с самим собой?

00:16:00,870 --> 00:16:05,886

Мир мог бы быть единым.

Пространством без ненависти.

00:16:06,086 --> 00:16:09,952

Звёзды, как алмазы в твоих глазах.

00:16:10,152 --> 00:16:12,288

Моя жизнь - это хуёвая шутка.

00:16:12,488 --> 00:16:17,526

Пока, лунный человек.

00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:23,884

Мы скажем пока, лунный человек

00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:30,650

Пока, лунный человек.

00:16:30,850 --> 00:16:34,380

О, пока.

00:16:34,580 --> 00:16:36,224

Ну всё, поехали дальше.

00:16:36,424 --> 00:16:40,552

Блин, тут до чела не докопаться. В

смысле он тихий и смертельный. Я видел

00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:44,424

нервно-паралитический газ, но у этого

есть нервы. Понимаешь о чём я?

00:16:46,656 --> 00:16:47,319

Ты закончил?

00:16:47,519 --> 00:16:50,805

Смотри-ка, Морти, унесённые

ветром, верно? Или,

00:16:50,817 --> 00:16:53,772

лучше, скажем, что-нибудь

типа Газобланка.

00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:56,731

Ладно, я закончил, погнали

на Туманность Прометея.

00:16:56,743 --> 00:16:59,622

Чтобы мой внук наконец смог

закончить спасать жизнь.

00:17:09,566 --> 00:17:11,502

Эмм, на Землю, пожалуйста.

00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:16,392

Это... а платить надо?

00:17:19,236 --> 00:17:20,420

Извините, извините.

00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:24,778

[К ЧЕМУ ВРАТЬ? Я СПУЩУ ВСЕ ГЛЕМЫ НА ГЛУБЛО]

00:17:31,654 --> 00:17:33,222

О, привет. Что? Я не...

00:17:34,108 --> 00:17:35,108

Что тебе нужно?

00:18:02,086 --> 00:18:03,828

Эй, ты тот который уходил?

00:18:05,796 --> 00:18:08,862

Понятно, там надоедает.

00:18:09,062 --> 00:18:11,440

Точно, кому это надо?

00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:13,533

Точно? Кому это надо?

00:18:13,733 --> 00:18:15,375

Не нам.

00:18:15,575 --> 00:18:17,118

Эээ, кто ты?

00:18:17,318 --> 00:18:20,242

Ой, извините, Пол Флешмен,

бесконечное количество временных

00:18:20,254 --> 00:18:22,848

линий и в некоторых из них

Бэт вышла за муж ещё раз.

00:18:23,048 --> 00:18:23,502

Господи.

00:18:23,702 --> 00:18:26,749

Не волнуйтесь, я очень хорошо к

ней обращаюсь и я не перехожу

00:18:26,761 --> 00:18:29,870

границ с Морти, любому ребёнку

нужен отец, но вас не заменить.

00:18:30,070 --> 00:18:33,279

Не поможете нам с этим? Мы

пытаемся понять как пустить

00:18:33,291 --> 00:18:36,747

звук со звукового центра вместо

телека и это очень сложно.

00:18:36,947 --> 00:18:39,096

О, а тут есть выход под тюльпаны?

00:18:39,296 --> 00:18:41,106

Мы пробовали, но тут два разных цвета.

00:18:41,306 --> 00:18:42,306

Тут два разных цвета.

00:18:42,370 --> 00:18:43,370

Что?

00:18:48,508 --> 00:18:51,125

Червоточина в 70 того что

вы зовёте "метры" на то что

00:18:51,137 --> 00:18:53,522

вы зовёте "север" от того

что вы зовёте "здесь".

00:18:53,722 --> 00:18:57,593

Отлично, Морти, тащи свой Пердёж в его дыру

и прощайтесь. Я поищу топлива и отложу

00:18:57,605 --> 00:18:59,511

здорового, толстого

Морти, это моё новое

00:18:59,523 --> 00:19:01,722

название для какахи после

сегодняшних событий.

00:19:08,801 --> 00:19:12,492

Ну вот, это вернёт меня к себе подобным.

00:19:12,692 --> 00:19:16,887

Я буду скучать по тебе.. эээ... Пердёж. Мне

очень жаль что твоё имя теперь Пердёж.

00:19:17,087 --> 00:19:18,768

Я скоро вернусь, Морти.

00:19:18,968 --> 00:19:19,502

Правда?

00:19:19,702 --> 00:19:24,009

После того как я с другими вернусь

сюда, мы направимся за вашей углезнью.

00:19:24,938 --> 00:19:26,000

Углезнью?

00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,622

Углеродные формы жизни это

опасность для всех высших

00:19:28,634 --> 00:19:31,160

форм жизни, для нас вы то что

вы бы назвали "болезнь".

00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:34,544

Как только мы вас обнаруживаем,

мы её излечиваем. Ты сам говорил

00:19:34,556 --> 00:19:37,654

что жизнь должна быть сохранена,

даже ценой самопожертвования.

00:19:37,854 --> 00:19:44,386

Ты ещё не изменил своё мнение на этот счёт,

я могу чувствовать твои мысли... Морти.

00:19:44,586 --> 00:19:50,307

Пока ты не ушёл. Можешь спеть...

можешь спеть мне ещё раз?

00:19:50,507 --> 00:19:51,648

Да, Морти.

00:19:51,848 --> 00:19:57,673

Пространство без ненависти.

Алмазные звёзды космического света.

00:19:57,873 --> 00:20:05,873

Как огни причала в непроглядную ночь.

И абсолютно всё так прекрасно.

00:20:09,398 --> 00:20:11,968

И теперь мы скажем пока...

00:20:14,211 --> 00:20:18,260

Морти, почему, почему?

00:20:23,984 --> 00:20:25,586

Пока.

00:20:27,246 --> 00:20:30,261

Вы там ребят закорешились?

Он пришлёт тебе открытку?

00:20:30,461 --> 00:20:33,574

Этот парень вытащил счастливый

билет когда ваши пути пересеклись.

00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:38,035

Знаешь, Морти, я сегодня часто говорил

про последствия твоего выбора.

00:20:38,235 --> 00:20:40,921

Но я рад что ты настоял на том

чтобы вернуть этот Пердёж домой.

00:20:40,933 --> 00:20:43,378

Хотя бы эти разрушения и смерти

не были бесполезными, да?

00:20:44,871 --> 00:20:46,252

Тебе не хватает твоего

пердёжного друга, да?

00:20:46,276 --> 00:20:49,854

Но у меня небольшой сюрприз для тебя,

дружок. Пока тебя не было я нашёл ещё одну

00:20:49,866 --> 00:20:53,677

червоточину с миллионами таких же существ

по другую сторону и они все придут в гости.

00:20:53,877 --> 00:20:54,877

Что, Рик? Нет, не надо.

00:20:55,066 --> 00:20:56,568

Слишком поздно, Морти, дыра открывается.

00:20:56,592 --> 00:20:57,632

Нет, Рик, ты не понимаешь.

00:20:59,211 --> 00:21:01,408

Их там ещё очень много.

00:21:05,910 --> 00:21:09,371

Эй, братан. Скольких людей сегодня

убили из-за твоего Морти?

00:21:09,571 --> 00:21:12,710

Ни сколько мы тусили в Блипс

энд Читз весь день. Так кореш?

00:21:12,910 --> 00:21:15,103

Так точно, братан. Рой офигенен.

00:21:16,179 --> 00:21:17,179

Наверное неплохо.

00:21:17,368 --> 00:21:18,496

Эй, Морти, вон наш Джерри.

00:21:20,706 --> 00:21:21,829

Я скучал по тебе.

00:21:22,029 --> 00:21:22,731

Привет, Рик.

00:21:22,931 --> 00:21:25,000

Рад видеть, Джерри. Не

против поехать домой?

00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:25,954

С радостью.

00:21:26,154 --> 00:21:28,293

Эй, постойте, у вас 5126?

00:21:28,493 --> 00:21:29,720

Не уверен, Морти.

00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:32,758

Это билеты из Блипс энд Читз.

00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:33,428

Что?

00:21:33,628 --> 00:21:35,487

Так держать, Морти. Ну ладно.

00:21:36,791 --> 00:21:38,223

Стойте. Что?

00:21:38,423 --> 00:21:39,423

Идём, Джерри.

00:22:11,207 --> 00:22:14,274

Надоела эта ежедневная рутина? Так это...

00:22:14,474 --> 00:22:18,435

Идите в Блипс энд Читз. У нас тут эээ...

игра, вот... у нас тут куча игр,

00:22:18,447 --> 00:22:22,474

есть чаббос и флобос... пострелять

можно, тащитесь сюда, играйте в игры...

00:22:25,165 --> 00:22:31,712

Меняйте флурбы на билеты... Рой 2 только

появился... Приезжайте в Блипс энд... Читз

00:22:31,912 --> 00:22:35,842

Это самое крутое место в мире!

Я теперь буду в рекламе!